DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 11/07/2014 Duedate: 11/20/2014
JURINE ARENA
DM-61 TURN-591
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
CLYDE CHOATE
MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420)
(61-3815) [16-4-0,70]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
CLYDE CHOATE GAMMA CEPHEI
MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420) CEPHEUS (428)
(61-3815) [16-4-0,70] (61-3877) [5-4-0,39]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
HANDY ILSONDER CLYDE CHOATE
MIDDLE WAY 16 (387) MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420)
(61-3823) [1-21-0,24] (61-3815) [16-4-0,70]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420) 32
2. MIDDLE WAY 16 (387) 18 MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420)
3. CEPHEUS (428) 5 Unchartered Team
4. CANINE CUISINE (358) 0
5. ERRATA (386) 0 CEPHEUS (428)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1 CANINE CUISINE (358) 77 45 8 63.1 1/ 1 MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420) 8 3 0
2/ 2 MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420) 59 35 3 62.8 2- 2 CANINE CUISINE (358) 6 3 0
3/ 3 MIDDLE WAY 16 (387) 492 459 7 51.7 3/ 3 MIDDLE WAY 16 (387) 6 9 0
4- 4 ERRATA (386) 18 17 0 51.4 4/ 4*CEPHEUS (428) 2 4 0
5/ 5*CEPHEUS (428) 5 9 0 35.7 5- 5 ERRATA (386) 1 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of
JURINE brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. Of course, we're all terribly
impressed to see SERGEANT 3 win a fight and gain 19 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk,
SERGEANT 3 beat YO ADDLE and YO ADDLE lost 11 points. You're breakin' my heart. Due
to absence, and inability to defend the throne, SERGEANT 1 has lost the Title of
Duelmaster. Start setting that alarm earlier! And it's out with the old, in with
the new, as CLYDE CHOATE takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old
Duelmaster. Heh, heh. The Dripping Blade, humph! I've tasted better ale at
mortuaries. Where do they get this stuff? From JURINE's trash dumps?
My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start
talking.' I loved that woman.
Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals. I volunteer for JURINE's
morgue. More variety. Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines through use.
Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.
There's got to be a better place in JURINE to get a drink than The Dripping
Blade! Any suggestions? Well, I've had enough of this drivel, and I'm sure you have
too. Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather. Paste this one in your scrapbooks,
you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CLYDE CHOATE 3815 16 4 0 70 MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-REWARD 3624 10 2 0 113 ERRATA (386)
-ROVERWURST 3839 11 4 2 95 CANINE CUISINE (358)
-HARNESS 3429 6 4 0 92 ERRATA (386)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SERGEANT 1 3824 11 7 1 87 MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420)
-SERGEANT 4 3841 9 8 0 72 MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ELLIS FLORIDA 3883 6 3 0 40 MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)
GAMMA CEPHEI 3877 5 4 0 39 CEPHEUS (428)
SERGEANT 2 3875 4 3 0 37 MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420)
-WOK THE DOG 3873 7 2 0 36 CANINE CUISINE (358)
DODO FERRIS 3842 5 14 0 36 MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HANDY ILSONDER 3823 1 21 0 24 MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LOUIS MAINE 3892 5 2 0 23 MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)
SERGEANT 3 3896 1 0 0 19 MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420)
-DOG BONZ 3895 3 1 0 10 CANINE CUISINE (358)
YO ADDLE 3900 1 1 0 4 MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
OMICRON CEPHEI 3894 0 1 0 CEPHEUS 428 DARK CHAMPION 591 NONE
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LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
OMICRON CEPHEI was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
CLYDE CHOATE devastated GAMMA CEPHEI in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
SERGEANT 2 demolished HANDY ILSONDER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
ELLIS FLORIDA devastated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
DODO FERRIS defeated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute master vs. amateur match.
LOUIS MAINE won victory over OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute fight.
YO ADDLE was devastated by SERGEANT 3 in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 TOTAL PARRY 6 - 2 - 0 75 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 11 - 5 - 0 69 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 LUNGING ATTACK 26 - 17 - 2 60 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 27 - 20 - 0 57 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 17 - 23 - 1 43 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 2 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 3 - 0 0 |
Turn 591 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 3 LUNGING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW CLYDE CHOATE 3815 16 4 0 70 MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420)
LUNGING ATTACK ELLIS FLORIDA 3883 6 3 0 40 MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)
SLASHING ATTACK SERGEANT 2 3875 4 3 0 37 MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is HANDY ILSONDER 3823. The most popular warrior this
turn was CLYDE CHOATE 3815. The ten other most popular fighters were SERGEANT 2
3875, ELLIS FLORIDA 3883, DODO FERRIS 3842, LOUIS MAINE 3892, SERGEANT 3 3896,
OMICRON CEPHEI 3894, GAMMA CEPHEI 3877, HANDY ILSONDER 3823, YO ADDLE 3900, and 0.
The least popular fighter this week was YO ADDLE 3900. The other ten least popular
fighters were HANDY ILSONDER 3823, GAMMA CEPHEI 3877, OMICRON CEPHEI 3894, SERGEANT 3
3896, LOUIS MAINE 3892, DODO FERRIS 3842, ELLIS FLORIDA 3883, SERGEANT 2 3875, CLYDE
CHOATE 3815, and 0.
FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY LIII
ADM TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
PROPANE TORCH 2524 (47-47-1) 5 3 0 FEAR FACTORY
RIDDLER 1856 (86-64-1) 3 3 0 FEAR FACTORY
FRESHMEN TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
KJARRAN'S HAMMER 3372 (33-28-0) 0 3 0 FEAR FACTORY
CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
CHICKEN POODLE SOUP 3194 (8-5-1) 2 3 0 CANINE CUISINE
SYBO 3719 (13-5-0) 2 3 0 TREXTRAS
RIDDLEBOX 3801 (2-0-0) 2 4 0 I.C.P.
RACK OF LAB 3185 (15-5-1) 1 3 0 CANINE CUISINE
ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
DR FUGLY 3477 (4-2-0) 6 3 0 071406W
INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
THUNDER SNOW 3836 (2-2-0) 10 3 0 BATTLE FROGS 01-14
ROVERWURST 3839 (6-2-0) 3 3 0 CANINE CUISINE
APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
TOAD MOB 3834 (2-1-0) 4 3 0 BATTLE FROGS 01-14
ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
HORACE 2642 (0-0-0) 5 3 0 SWINDLERZ
* * * * * MEMO * * * * *
From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, census forms will be provided for warriors by request only, effective
immediately. Managers may register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by
simply writing them on a separate piece of paper and submitting them to the
Commission. Each warrior may have up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be
categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, Victory and may be up to 80 characters long.
For any questions, please contact the Gladiatorial Commission.