DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/05/2014    Duedate: 12/18/2014

JURINE ARENA

DM-61    TURN-593

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SERGEANT 3
MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420)
(61-3896) [3-0-1,55]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SERGEANT 3                     POSITION IS EMPTY
MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420)       
(61-3896) [3-0-1,55]           

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

HANDY ILSONDER                 SERGEANT 2
MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)            MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420)
(61-3823) [1-23-0,26]          (61-3875) [5-4-0,50]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. CANINE CUISINE (358)        46
2. MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420)    25      MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420)
3. MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)         15      Unchartered Team
4. CEPHEUS (428)                3
                                       EAT MORE CORN (298)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420)  62  36  4 63.3   1/ 1 MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420)  6  1 1
 2/ 2 CANINE CUISINE (358)      79  46  9 63.2   2/ 2 MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)       6  9 0
 3/ 3 MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)      495 466  7 51.5   3/ 3 CANINE CUISINE (358)      2  1 1
 4/ 4 CEPHEUS (428)              7  10  0 41.2   4/ 4 CEPHEUS (428)             2  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Good day, in JURINE a quiet thief gets rich, but a quiet spymaster gets poor.  
So bring me ale and harken to my tidbits of news.  And let's see, YO ADDLE fought 
EMBEZZLING SCRIBE and gained 13 points and contributed to MIDDLE WAY 16's 2-3-0.  
ELLIS FLORIDA has lost to CAPTURED ORC, falling 3 points, while helping make MIDDLE 
WAY 16 a 2-3-0 turn.  Our last turn's Duelmaster has lost, folks, lost to M. 
CHARDINEE, and SERGEANT 2 has made the way for a new Duelmaster!  With SERGEANT 2 
clearing the throne, MEDAL OF HONOR G10 of SERGEANT 3 takes a proud seat as JURINE's 
new Duelmaster, by virtue of recognition points.  Can someone confirm a rumor for me? 
I hear the top team makes their losing fighters do dishes at The Welcome Wench until 
they win.  Maybe?   
     The crowd's roar, the smell of iron and leather, mixed with sweat, what more 
could a warrior ask of life?  Well, besides that.   
     A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once.  Wise men know this to 
be true.  Had I not seen it, it would be hard to believe.  SERGEANT 3 was sent to the 
Dark Arena and lived to tell about it!  Makes you think, no?  BOW OW OW must have 
surprised CANINE CUISINE this turn, after they sent him to the Dark Arena, but the 
Dark Arena couldn't hold him!  Is it really true that JURINE has more dishwashers per 
capita that fighters?  Just thought I'd ask...   
     Remember, blood on the purple robe does not change it from a purple robe.  Dare 
to fight bravely.  Always good to rest in JURINE, but never good to wear out my 
welcome.  Look for me in future turns.  Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to 
paper-- Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SERGEANT 3 3896               3   0  1    55       MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ROVERWURST 3839              11   4  2    95       CANINE CUISINE (358)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SERGEANT 1 3824              11   7  1    87       MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420)
-SERGEANT 4 3841               9   8  0    72       MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420)
-CLYDE CHOATE 3815            16   4  0    70       MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SERGEANT 2 3875               5   4  0    50       MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420)
 WOK THE DOG 3873              8   2  0    44       CANINE CUISINE (358)
 GAMMA CEPHEI 3877             7   4  0    44       CEPHEUS (428)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BOW OW OW 3902                1   0  1    33       CANINE CUISINE (358)
 DODO FERRIS 3842              5  16  0    31       MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)
 ELLIS FLORIDA 3883            6   5  0    30       MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)
 YO ADDLE 3900                 3   1  0    30       MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)
 HANDY ILSONDER 3823           1  23  0    26       MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LOUIS MAINE 3892              6   3  0    21       MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)
-DOG BONZ 3895                 3   1  0    10       CANINE CUISINE (358)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DEAD PUPPY 3901         0  1 0 CANINE CUISINE 358   DARK CHAMPION         593  NONE
HIGH ELF                0  0 0 DARK ARENA           BOW OW OW 3902        593  NONE
SHEWISH GIANT           0  0 0 DARK ARENA           SERGEANT 3 3896       593  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Six fights TOTAL, and one was in the Dark Arena.  We were in all the daylight fights,
assuming you can call it daylight when it's so foggy.  One-four, the same old story.
-- Handy Ilsonder
P.S.  And we salute the participants in the recent mail-in tourney.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SERGEANT 3 butchered SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena Title fight.
DEAD PUPPY was slaughtered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
BOW OW OW narrowly killed HIGH ELF in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
SERGEANT 2 lost to M. CHARDINEE in a 2 minute brawl.
WOK THE DOG devastated HANDY ILSONDER in a exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided fight.
GAMMA CEPHEI bested DODO FERRIS in a popular 3 minute duel.
ELLIS FLORIDA was unbelievably bested by CAPTURED ORC in a 2 minute match.
LOUIS MAINE defeated MORDANT DESERTER in a 2 minute melee.
YO ADDLE vanquished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 2 minute uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         TOTAL PARRY        4 -   1 -  0      80  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         SLASHING ATTACK   10 -   6 -  0      63  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         AIMED BLOW        25 -  16 -  0      61  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         LUNGING ATTACK    24 -  19 -  3      56  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         STRIKING ATTACK   17 -  22 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   2 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   3 -  0       0  |

Turn 593 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0     
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   SERGEANT 3 3896             3   0  1   55 MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420)
SLASHING ATTACK  SERGEANT 2 3875             5   4  0   50 MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420)
AIMED BLOW       WOK THE DOG 3873            8   2  0   44 CANINE CUISINE (358)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is HANDY ILSONDER 3823.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SERGEANT 2 3875.  The ten other most popular fighters were GAMMA CEPHEI 
3877, DODO FERRIS 3842, WOK THE DOG 3873, BOW OW OW 3902, LOUIS MAINE 3892, YO ADDLE 
3900, SERGEANT 3 3896, ELLIS FLORIDA 3883, DEAD PUPPY 3901, and HANDY ILSONDER 3823.

The least popular fighter this week was HANDY ILSONDER 3823.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were DEAD PUPPY 3901, ELLIS FLORIDA 3883, SERGEANT 3 3896, YO ADDLE 
3900, LOUIS MAINE 3892, BOW OW OW 3902, WOK THE DOG 3873, DODO FERRIS 3842, GAMMA 
CEPHEI 3877, and SERGEANT 2 3875.

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 80 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission.