DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/02/2015    Duedate: 01/15/2015

JURINE ARENA

DM-61    TURN-595

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SERGEANT 1
MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420)
(61-3824) [12-8-1,83]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SERGEANT 1                     POSITION IS EMPTY
MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420)       
(61-3824) [12-8-1,83]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SERGEANT 1                     HANDY ILSONDER
MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420)       MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)
(61-3824) [12-8-1,83]          (61-3823) [2-24-0,36]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

CANINE CUISINE (358)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420)    18
2. MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)         15      CANINE CUISINE (358)
3. CANINE CUISINE (358)        13      Unchartered Team
4. CEPHEUS (428)               -2
                                       VICTORIA'S SECRET (227)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 CANINE CUISINE (358)      84  48  9 63.6   1/ 1 CANINE CUISINE (358)      7  3 1
 2/ 2 MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420)  66  39  5 62.9   2/ 2 MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420)  5  4 2
 3/ 3 MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)      497 474  7 51.2   3/ 4 MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)       4 11 0
 4/ 4 CEPHEUS (428)              8  11  0 42.1   4/ 3 CEPHEUS (428)             2  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Thankyouthankyou.  It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in 
JURINE.  Hope you enjoy the show.  Oh, who am I kidding?  I already got paid!  MEDAL 
OF HONOR G10 is no joke as it posted a 3-0-1 week advancing from 2nd place to 2nd 
place.  Hey everybody, watch out for WOK THE DOG, who flew up 9 points in the 
rankings after mashing GAMMA CEPHEI like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  Ya 
know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands.  DOG BONZ was bested by 
HANDY ILSONDER and drops 4 points.  Our battling duelmaster SERGEANT 1 has managed to 
hold the title, fending off M. CHARDINEE's none too subtle advances.  Better luck 
next time, JURINE.  An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps 
T.P.s at bay.   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the JURINE arena.  Well dang 
howdy, but if challenges were votes, GAMMA CEPHEI would be president.  Although it 
may be a contest he doesn't want to win.   
     Death is kind of like a new puppy:  he's always around wanting to play.  (Ha 
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?).  Proving again that JURINE is not rated G, 
SERGEANT 2 of the MEDAL OF HONOR G10 slew the warrior ELLIS FLORIDA in a rather 
bloody bout.  Let's look for a bloodfeud.  And who needs the Dark Arena if you've got 
SERGEANT 2 around?  This week he decorated his armor with ELLIS FLORIDA.  Who's next? 
Remember:  alliances are great, but try and take your ally in the arena with you and 
see what happens.   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in JURINE have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some 
tracks.  Its been real, and its been fun, but it hasn't been real fun...-- The 
Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SERGEANT 1 3824              12   8  1    83       MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ROVERWURST 3839              11   4  2    95       CANINE CUISINE (358)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SERGEANT 4 3841               9   9  0    71       MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420)
-CLYDE CHOATE 3815            16   4  0    70       MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WOK THE DOG 3873             10   2  0    60       CANINE CUISINE (358)
 SERGEANT 2 3875               7   4  1    60       MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SERGEANT 3 3896               4   1  1    54       MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420)
 YORKSHIRE PUDDING 3902        3   0  1    47       CANINE CUISINE (358)
 GAMMA CEPHEI 3877             8   5  0    44       CEPHEUS (428)
 HANDY ILSONDER 3823           2  24  0    36       MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DODO FERRIS 3842              5  18  0    33       MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)
 LOUIS MAINE 3892              7   4  0    27       MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 YO ADDLE 3900                 3   3  0    23       MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)
 DOG BONZ 3895                 4   2  0    18       CANINE CUISINE (358)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
ELLIS FLORIDA 3883      6  7 0 MIDDLE WAY 16 387    SERGEANT 2 3875       595   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

An oh-fer turn.  Ugh.  We don't want to talk about it.  Besides, it's probably
because of the weather.  Too cold!  It was so cold, we didn't even have New Year's
fireworks, and that's COLD, because people around here LIKE fireworks.  They let 'em
off for practically no reason at all. -- Handy Ilsonder

Yorkshire Pudding -- I thought you were one of those Shewish Catering guys.  You
know, the big pudding shaped and weighted like a cannon ball, with a flaming sauce?
Completely took me by surprise when you turned out to be a meat pie. -- Ellis Florida

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

WOK THE DOG viciously subdued GAMMA CEPHEI in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
DOG BONZ was savagely defeated by HANDY ILSONDER in a 5 minute Challenge melee.
SERGEANT 1 bested M. CHARDINEE in a popular 3 minute Title contest.
YORKSHIRE PUDDING overpowered DODO FERRIS in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SERGEANT 3 devastated YO ADDLE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SERGEANT 2 delivered the death blow upon ELLIS FLORIDA in a 1 minute bloody match.
LOUIS MAINE overcame EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 2 minute expert vs. beginner fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         TOTAL PARRY        4 -   2 -  0      67  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         SLASHING ATTACK   11 -   6 -  1      65  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW        22 -  13 -  0      63  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         LUNGING ATTACK    21 -  18 -  2      54  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         STRIKING ATTACK   17 -  24 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   2 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 595 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  SERGEANT 1 3824            12   8  1   83 MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420)
AIMED BLOW       WOK THE DOG 3873           10   2  0   60 CANINE CUISINE (358)
LUNGING ATTACK   SERGEANT 3 3896             4   1  1   54 MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SERGEANT 1 3824.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was HANDY ILSONDER 3823.  The ten other most popular fighters were SERGEANT 1 3824, 
WOK THE DOG 3873, LOUIS MAINE 3892, GAMMA CEPHEI 3877, YORKSHIRE PUDDING 3902, 
SERGEANT 3 3896, SERGEANT 2 3875, DOG BONZ 3895, ELLIS FLORIDA 3883, and DODO FERRIS 
3842.

The least popular fighter this week was YO ADDLE 3900.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were DODO FERRIS 3842, ELLIS FLORIDA 3883, DOG BONZ 3895, SERGEANT 2 3875, 
SERGEANT 3 3896, YORKSHIRE PUDDING 3902, GAMMA CEPHEI 3877, LOUIS MAINE 3892, WOK THE 
DOG 3873, and SERGEANT 1 3824.