DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 02/13/2015 Duedate: 02/26/2015
JURINE ARENA
DM-61 TURN-598
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
ROVERWURST
CANINE CUISINE (358)
(61-3839) [12-5-2,92]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
ROVERWURST PURE GOLD
CANINE CUISINE (358) 555 (429)
(61-3839) [12-5-2,92] (61-3890) [1-3-0,12]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
HANDY ILSONDER WOK THE DOG
MIDDLE WAY 16 (387) CANINE CUISINE (358)
(61-3823) [2-27-0,33] (61-3873) [13-2-0,85]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
CANINE CUISINE (358)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. CANINE CUISINE (358) 44
2. 555 (429) 9 CANINE CUISINE (358)
3. CEPHEUS (428) 8 Unchartered Team
4. MIDDLE WAY 16 (387) 2
5. FAVORITE SAYINGS (417) 0 555 (429)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*FAVORITE SAYINGS (417) 3 1 0 75.0 1/ 1 CANINE CUISINE (358) 10 2 0
2/ 2 CANINE CUISINE (358) 94 50 9 65.3 2/ 2 MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420) 4 4 1
3/ 3 MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420) 70 43 6 61.9 3/ 3 MIDDLE WAY 16 (387) 4 11 0
4- 4*071406W (384) 5 4 0 55.6 4- 4*071406W (384) 1 0 0
5/ 5 MIDDLE WAY 16 (387) 501 485 7 50.8 5/ 7*555 (429) 1 1 0
6/ 6 CEPHEUS (428) 9 13 0 40.9 6- 5*FAVORITE SAYINGS (417) 1 1 0
7/ 7*555 (429) 1 3 0 25.0 7/ 6 CEPHEUS (428) 1 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters. Look on my work, ye mighty,
and despair! Practice pays for WOK THE DOG, who pummelled KHALHUMS DWARF, to pocket
17 points. Win some, lose some. Speaking of which, DODO FERRIS was winsome, after
beating DOG BONZ and seeing him lose 5 points. Well, Duelmaster SERGEANT 1 Dark
Arena Challenged DARK ARENA's SPYMASTER. Is a 13-8-1 good enough? The crowds were
amazed this turn, as SPYMASTER killed the Duelmaster, SERGEANT 1, leaving MEDAL OF
HONOR G10 in mourning. Even 75 points weren't good enough to save SERGEANT 1 from
ROVERWURST. JURINE welcomes ROVERWURST as the new Duelmaster! So who's the team
that's been walking into taverns last week and ordering milk? Sounds like a PR stunt
to me.
A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn? And do not the
little birds cry out?' Any ideas? Everyone is famous for fifteen minutes, and HANDY
ILSONDER is it right now. Most challenged warrior. Isn't MIDDLE WAY 16 proud!
Place your bets! PUPSICLE is the long shot of the week: they challenged HANDY
ILSONDER, up by 27. The gods smiled upon PUPSICLE, in his upset fight against HANDY
ILSONDER. PUPSICLE gets a win, 25 points, and a free drink on me. (Next week, OK?)
Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.
Q: What's a record like 9-10-0 get you? A: A free trip to the Dark Arena! This
week's winner: SERGEANT 4 of MEDAL OF HONOR G10! Like a tattered, worn-out, faded,
out-of-fashion garment cast out to rot, SERGEANT 2 of MEDAL OF HONOR G10 has been
summarily sent to the Dark Arena. Admittedly Death waits for no one, but me thinks
SERGEANT 2 of MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (8-4-1) is being sent off a little prematurely.
DARK CHAMPION in the Dark Arena wasn't enough for SERGEANT 3 of MEDAL OF HONOR G10.
Maybe that certain serving girl(?) at The Welcome Wench will be! Questions are being
raised about the disposing of severed body parts in the arena. A certain tavern in
JURINE would I avoid!
Do not think spyreporting in JURINE is the highlight of my life. As if buffeted
by forces of nature beyond my control, I must take my leave of this place. Can
anything compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports for JURINE? On that giddy
note I take my leave-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ROVERWURST 3839 12 5 2 92 CANINE CUISINE (358)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WOK THE DOG 3873 13 2 0 85 CANINE CUISINE (358)
-CLYDE CHOATE 3815 16 4 0 70 MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420)
-DR FUGLY 3477 5 2 0 70 071406W (384)
SERGEANT 3 3896 6 1 2 67 MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-YORKSHIRE PUDDING 3902 5 0 1 59 CANINE CUISINE (358)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DODO FERRIS 3842 6 20 0 49 MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)
GAMMA CEPHEI 3877 9 7 0 47 CEPHEUS (428)
LOUIS MAINE 3892 8 6 0 35 MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HANDY ILSONDER 3823 2 27 0 33 MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)
DOG BONZ 3895 6 3 0 32 CANINE CUISINE (358)
PUPSICLE 3906 2 0 0 30 CANINE CUISINE (358)
YO ADDLE 3900 4 5 0 29 MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)
-GOING POSTAL 3798 3 0 0 25 FAVORITE SAYINGS (417)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DO OR DIE 3797 0 1 0 17 FAVORITE SAYINGS (417)
PURE GOLD 3890 1 3 0 12 555 (429)
GRIFFIN HART 3907 1 2 0 5 MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
DARK CHAMPION 0 0 0 DARK ARENA SERGEANT 3 3896 598 NONE
SERGEANT 1 3824 13 9 1 MEDAL OF HONOR G 420 SPYMASTER 598 NONE
SERGEANT 2 3875 8 5 1 MEDAL OF HONOR G 420 DARK CHAMPION 598 NONE
SERGEANT 4 3841 9 11 0 MEDAL OF HONOR G 420 STONE GOLEM 598 NONE
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
ELLIS FLORIDA 3883 6 7 0 MIDDLE WAY 16 387 SERGEANT 2 3875 595
PERSONAL ADS
One-four, and we only got that single win because Louis captured an or. Bummer. --
Handy Ilsonder
But, we cheerfully salute the tourney participants, with a wave for tourney victor
Riddler and a cheer for Tourney Campion of Champions Dr Fugly. -- Jorja and those who
walk the Middle Way
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SERGEANT 1 was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
SERGEANT 4 was unbelievably slain by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena battle.
SERGEANT 2 was slain by DARK CHAMPION in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
SERGEANT 3 delivered the death blow upon DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
DOG BONZ was subdued by DODO FERRIS in a 4 minute Challenge competition.
PUPSICLE overpowered HANDY ILSONDER in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
PURE GOLD bested GRIFFIN HART in a 1 minute novice's Challenge competition.
ROVERWURST vanquished KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute uneven Title duel.
WOK THE DOG viciously subdued KHALHUMS DWARF in a action packed 2 minute fight.
LOUIS MAINE was savagely defeated by GAMMA CEPHEI in a 2 minute brutal fight.
YO ADDLE was overcome by THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 5 minute bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 WALL OF STEEL 2 - 0 - 0 100 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 AIMED BLOW 19 - 8 - 0 70 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 SLASHING ATTACK 10 - 5 - 1 67 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 5 - 3 - 0 63 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 LUNGING ATTACK 18 - 19 - 3 49 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 STRIKING ATTACK 13 - 27 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 598 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 3 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 3 4 AIMED BLOW
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 3 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 2
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK ROVERWURST 3839 12 5 2 92 CANINE CUISINE (358)
AIMED BLOW WOK THE DOG 3873 13 2 0 85 CANINE CUISINE (358)
STRIKING ATTACK LOUIS MAINE 3892 8 6 0 35 MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is HANDY ILSONDER 3823. The most popular warrior this
turn was WOK THE DOG 3873. The ten other most popular fighters were SERGEANT 4 3841,
DODO FERRIS 3842, SERGEANT 3 3896, GAMMA CEPHEI 3877, SERGEANT 2 3875, PUPSICLE 3906,
HANDY ILSONDER 3823, PURE GOLD 3890, ROVERWURST 3839, and YO ADDLE 3900.
The least popular fighter this week was DOG BONZ 3895. The other ten least popular
fighters were SERGEANT 1 3824, LOUIS MAINE 3892, GRIFFIN HART 3907, YO ADDLE 3900,
ROVERWURST 3839, PURE GOLD 3890, HANDY ILSONDER 3823, PUPSICLE 3906, SERGEANT 2 3875,
and GAMMA CEPHEI 3877.