DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/13/2015    Duedate: 02/26/2015

JURINE ARENA

DM-61    TURN-598

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ROVERWURST
CANINE CUISINE (358)
(61-3839) [12-5-2,92]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ROVERWURST                     PURE GOLD
CANINE CUISINE (358)           555 (429)
(61-3839) [12-5-2,92]          (61-3890) [1-3-0,12]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

HANDY ILSONDER                 WOK THE DOG
MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)            CANINE CUISINE (358)
(61-3823) [2-27-0,33]          (61-3873) [13-2-0,85]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

CANINE CUISINE (358)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. CANINE CUISINE (358)        44
2. 555 (429)                    9      CANINE CUISINE (358)
3. CEPHEUS (428)                8      Unchartered Team
4. MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)          2
5. FAVORITE SAYINGS (417)       0      555 (429)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*FAVORITE SAYINGS (417)     3   1  0 75.0   1/ 1 CANINE CUISINE (358)     10  2 0
 2/ 2 CANINE CUISINE (358)      94  50  9 65.3   2/ 2 MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420)  4  4 1
 3/ 3 MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420)  70  43  6 61.9   3/ 3 MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)       4 11 0
 4- 4*071406W (384)              5   4  0 55.6   4- 4*071406W (384)             1  0 0
 5/ 5 MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)      501 485  7 50.8   5/ 7*555 (429)                 1  1 0
 6/ 6 CEPHEUS (428)              9  13  0 40.9   6- 5*FAVORITE SAYINGS (417)    1  1 0
 7/ 7*555 (429)                  1   3  0 25.0   7/ 6 CEPHEUS (428)             1  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters.  Look on my work, ye mighty, 
and despair!  Practice pays for WOK THE DOG, who pummelled KHALHUMS DWARF, to pocket 
17 points.  Win some, lose some.  Speaking of which, DODO FERRIS was winsome, after 
beating DOG BONZ and seeing him lose 5 points.  Well, Duelmaster SERGEANT 1 Dark 
Arena Challenged DARK ARENA's SPYMASTER.  Is a 13-8-1 good enough?  The crowds were 
amazed this turn, as SPYMASTER killed the Duelmaster, SERGEANT 1, leaving MEDAL OF 
HONOR G10 in mourning.  Even 75 points weren't good enough to save SERGEANT 1 from 
ROVERWURST.  JURINE welcomes ROVERWURST as the new Duelmaster!  So who's the team 
that's been walking into taverns last week and ordering milk?  Sounds like a PR stunt 
to me.   
     A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn?  And do not the 
little birds cry out?'  Any ideas?  Everyone is famous for fifteen minutes, and HANDY 
ILSONDER is it right now.  Most challenged warrior.  Isn't MIDDLE WAY 16 proud!  
Place your bets!  PUPSICLE is the long shot of the week:  they challenged HANDY 
ILSONDER, up by 27.  The gods smiled upon PUPSICLE, in his upset fight against HANDY 
ILSONDER.  PUPSICLE gets a win, 25 points, and a free drink on me.  (Next week, OK?)  
     Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.  
Q:  What's a record like 9-10-0 get you?  A:  A free trip to the Dark Arena!  This 
week's winner:  SERGEANT 4 of MEDAL OF HONOR G10!  Like a tattered, worn-out, faded, 
out-of-fashion garment cast out to rot, SERGEANT 2 of MEDAL OF HONOR G10 has been 
summarily sent to the Dark Arena.  Admittedly Death waits for no one, but me thinks 
SERGEANT 2 of MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (8-4-1) is being sent off a little prematurely.  
DARK CHAMPION in the Dark Arena wasn't enough for SERGEANT 3 of MEDAL OF HONOR G10.  
Maybe that certain serving girl(?) at The Welcome Wench will be!  Questions are being 
raised about the disposing of severed body parts in the arena.  A certain tavern in 
JURINE would I avoid!   
     Do not think spyreporting in JURINE is the highlight of my life.  As if buffeted 
by forces of nature beyond my control, I must take my leave of this place.  Can 
anything compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports for JURINE?  On that giddy 
note I take my leave-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ROVERWURST 3839              12   5  2    92       CANINE CUISINE (358)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WOK THE DOG 3873             13   2  0    85       CANINE CUISINE (358)
-CLYDE CHOATE 3815            16   4  0    70       MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420)
-DR FUGLY 3477                 5   2  0    70       071406W (384)
 SERGEANT 3 3896               6   1  2    67       MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-YORKSHIRE PUDDING 3902        5   0  1    59       CANINE CUISINE (358)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DODO FERRIS 3842              6  20  0    49       MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)
 GAMMA CEPHEI 3877             9   7  0    47       CEPHEUS (428)
 LOUIS MAINE 3892              8   6  0    35       MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HANDY ILSONDER 3823           2  27  0    33       MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)
 DOG BONZ 3895                 6   3  0    32       CANINE CUISINE (358)
 PUPSICLE 3906                 2   0  0    30       CANINE CUISINE (358)
 YO ADDLE 3900                 4   5  0    29       MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)
-GOING POSTAL 3798             3   0  0    25       FAVORITE SAYINGS (417)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DO OR DIE 3797                0   1  0    17       FAVORITE SAYINGS (417)
 PURE GOLD 3890                1   3  0    12       555 (429)
 GRIFFIN HART 3907             1   2  0     5       MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DARK CHAMPION           0  0 0 DARK ARENA           SERGEANT 3 3896       598  NONE
SERGEANT 1 3824        13  9 1 MEDAL OF HONOR G 420 SPYMASTER             598  NONE
SERGEANT 2 3875         8  5 1 MEDAL OF HONOR G 420 DARK CHAMPION         598  NONE
SERGEANT 4 3841         9 11 0 MEDAL OF HONOR G 420 STONE GOLEM           598  NONE

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
ELLIS FLORIDA 3883      6  7 0 MIDDLE WAY 16 387    SERGEANT 2 3875       595   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

One-four, and we only got that single win because Louis captured an or.  Bummer. --
Handy Ilsonder

But, we cheerfully salute the tourney participants, with a wave for tourney victor
Riddler and a cheer for Tourney Campion of Champions Dr Fugly. -- Jorja and those who
walk the Middle Way

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SERGEANT 1 was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
SERGEANT 4 was unbelievably slain by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena battle.
SERGEANT 2 was slain by DARK CHAMPION in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
SERGEANT 3 delivered the death blow upon DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
DOG BONZ was subdued by DODO FERRIS in a 4 minute Challenge competition.
PUPSICLE overpowered HANDY ILSONDER in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
PURE GOLD bested GRIFFIN HART in a 1 minute novice's Challenge competition.
ROVERWURST vanquished KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute uneven Title duel.
WOK THE DOG viciously subdued KHALHUMS DWARF in a action packed 2 minute fight.
LOUIS MAINE was savagely defeated by GAMMA CEPHEI in a 2 minute brutal fight.
YO ADDLE was overcome by THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 5 minute bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         WALL OF STEEL      2 -   0 -  0     100  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         AIMED BLOW        19 -   8 -  0      70  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         SLASHING ATTACK   10 -   5 -  1      67  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         TOTAL PARRY        5 -   3 -  0      63  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         LUNGING ATTACK    18 -  19 -  3      49  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         STRIKING ATTACK   13 -  27 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   2 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 598 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         3 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  3         4  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  STRIKING ATTACK
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  2     
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0     
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   ROVERWURST 3839            12   5  2   92 CANINE CUISINE (358)
AIMED BLOW       WOK THE DOG 3873           13   2  0   85 CANINE CUISINE (358)
STRIKING ATTACK  LOUIS MAINE 3892            8   6  0   35 MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is HANDY ILSONDER 3823.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was WOK THE DOG 3873.  The ten other most popular fighters were SERGEANT 4 3841, 
DODO FERRIS 3842, SERGEANT 3 3896, GAMMA CEPHEI 3877, SERGEANT 2 3875, PUPSICLE 3906, 
HANDY ILSONDER 3823, PURE GOLD 3890, ROVERWURST 3839, and YO ADDLE 3900.

The least popular fighter this week was DOG BONZ 3895.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were SERGEANT 1 3824, LOUIS MAINE 3892, GRIFFIN HART 3907, YO ADDLE 3900, 
ROVERWURST 3839, PURE GOLD 3890, HANDY ILSONDER 3823, PUPSICLE 3906, SERGEANT 2 3875, 
and GAMMA CEPHEI 3877.