DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 02/12/2016 Duedate: 02/25/2016 JURINE ARENA DM-61 TURN-624 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS MARCUS CLAN GHOST BEARS (385) (61-3434) [20-7-5,104] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader MARCUS POSITION IS EMPTY CLAN GHOST BEARS (385) (61-3434) [20-7-5,104] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite MARCUS MARCUS CLAN GHOST BEARS (385) CLAN GHOST BEARS (385) (61-3434) [20-7-5,104] (61-3434) [20-7-5,104] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM CLAN GHOST BEARS (385) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. CLAN GHOST BEARS (385) 39 2. LIMERITICS! (431) 0 CLAN GHOST BEARS (385) 3. BATTLE FROGS 01-14 (423) 0 Unchartered Team 4. FAVORITE SAYINGS (417) 0 5. LAWN GNOMES (435) 0 GRAPHIC VIOLENCE (266) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1- 1 LIMERITICS! (431) 9 1 0 90.0 1/ 1 CLAN GHOST BEARS (385) 12 3 0 2- 2*LAWN GNOMES (435) 2 1 0 66.7 2- 2 LIMERITICS! (431) 2 0 0 3- 3*FAVORITE SAYINGS (417) 5 3 0 62.5 3- 4 BATTLE FROGS 01-14 (423) 1 0 0 4/ 4 CLAN GHOST BEARS (385) 97 62 12 61.0 4- 3*FAVORITE SAYINGS (417) 0 2 0 5- 5 BATTLE FROGS 01-14 (423) 15 12 0 55.6 5- 6*LAWN GNOMES (435) 0 1 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank SPY REPORT Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills? Well fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for JURINE. MVP award for GLACIER? CLAN GHOST BEARS' proud of him after beating CAPTURED ORC and getting 13 points. This Duelmaster is like something else! MARCUS stopped VENOMOUS CONCUBINE dead in his tracks! I hear the top team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep. They want photogenic fighters for PR photos. So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway? It can't be for these really neat Spyreports can it? BATTLE FROGS 01-14 was the most avoided team. Is a 15-12-0 record really that scary? I don't know what CLAN GHOST BEARS' been doing. They certainly haven't been accepting many fights from BATTLE FROGS 01-14, that's fer sher. What does a fighter fight for? I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone gets killed. Not after four more fights. What a bummer deal for LADY LIAO! She just barely was getting hers "fighter feet" but got kill by CAPTURED ORC of JURINE! Those're the breaks, I guess. Fight, fight, fight. Is that all you guys can do? Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain. Soak it in cold water, and hand wash. I gotta leave. JURINE is like such a dump, and you guys smell too much! Its been really albendranius! Later, guys-- Debby Tonte DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME MARCUS 3434 20 7 5 104 CLAN GHOST BEARS (385) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -MAN FROM NANTUCKET 3917 9 1 0 70 LIMERITICS! (431) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME TIMMID 3513 5 4 2 54 CLAN GHOST BEARS (385) -TOAD MOB 3834 6 3 0 53 BATTLE FROGS 01-14 (423) GLACIER 3495 11 5 0 48 CLAN GHOST BEARS (385) -GOING POSTAL 3798 4 1 0 36 FAVORITE SAYINGS (417) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -DO OR DIE 3797 1 1 0 33 FAVORITE SAYINGS (417) KAI ALLARD 3977 3 0 0 31 CLAN GHOST BEARS (385) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -GNOMERCY 3959 2 1 0 23 LAWN GNOMES (435) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? LADY LIAO 3969 4 3 1 CLAN GHOST BEARS 385 CAPTURED ORC 624 NONE PERSONAL ADS LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS MARCUS devastated VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight. GLACIER vanquished CAPTURED ORC in a 4 minute uneven battle. TIMMID demolished THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute bloody uneven fight. LADY LIAO was barely slain by CAPTURED ORC in a popular 1 minute brutal fight. KAI ALLARD devastated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 2 minute uneven brawl. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 AIMED BLOW 10 - 3 - 0 77 | |LUNGING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 17 - 8 - 3 68 | |STRIKING ATTACK 1 TOTAL PARRY 11 - 7 - 0 61 | |TOTAL PARRY 1 STRIKING ATTACK 13 - 9 - 0 59 | |SLASHING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 5 - 1 55 | |AIMED BLOW 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 4 - 0 50 | |PARRY-LUNGE 0 WALL OF STEEL 6 - 6 - 1 50 | |PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | |BASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | |WALL OF STEEL 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 | Turn 624 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 3 TOTAL PARRY LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME STRIKING ATTACK MARCUS 3434 20 7 5 104 CLAN GHOST BEARS (385) LUNGING ATTACK TIMMID 3513 5 4 2 54 CLAN GHOST BEARS (385) TOTAL PARRY GLACIER 3495 11 5 0 48 CLAN GHOST BEARS (385) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is MARCUS 3434. The most popular warrior this turn was MARCUS 3434. The ten other most popular fighters were TIMMID 3513, LADY LIAO 3969, KAI ALLARD 3977, GLACIER 3495, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, and 0. The least popular fighter this week was GLACIER 3495. The other ten least popular fighters were KAI ALLARD 3977, LADY LIAO 3969, TIMMID 3513, MARCUS 3434, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, and 0. The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn: MARCUS (61-3434) CLAN GHOST BEARS (385) The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn: THUNDER SNOW (61-3836) BATTLE FROGS 01-14 (423) NAME CHANGE-O-RAMA The crowd was surprisingly orderly, but it was still a crowd, and the Commission clerk, Algernon, looked at it uneasily. Whenever this many people came together to petition for something, it meant trouble. For him, anyway. Records to be altered. Altering records was Bad. It made Extra Work. His assistant clerk leaned close and whispered, "If it weren't for gladiators, we wouldn't have jobs. Smile at them and ask what they want." Algernon closed his eyes briefly. Looking at this crowd made him dizzy. They were all wearing black and white stripes. Like a herd of zebras, except that zebras didn't carry swords. Then he took a deep breath and managed a smile. "What... ah, what can I do for you?" "We want new names," the first gladiator said. There was a number on the front of his shirt: 0381. He thumped the number with his thumb. "This here isn't a name--" "We want REAL names!" That voice came from farther back in the crowd. "Yeah! We've paid our dues," another shouted, "and we've EARNED real names!" One from the very back yelled, "I want to be called Tom." All the others turned to look at him. Algernon couldn't see him, but apparently those looks were accusing. Well, he could understand that, "Tom" was such a... common name. "My mom called me Tom," the voice in the back protested. "It's a good name." "It isn't the name you put on the petition," 0381 said. "We talked about this. We got our manager's agreement. You get the name on the petition." "But--!" Algernon didn't really want to keep staring at all these stripes while they argued. He picked up the petition. "These names are the ones you want?" 0381 turned back. "Yes." "It's a lot of trouble, and when other people see that YOU are getting name changes, THEY are going to want them--" Seeing the gladiators beginning to frown... and finger their weapons, he went on quickly, "So I figure we might as well make it a complete deal. A Name-Change-O-Rama. Everyone who wants a name change can petition for it. Get it all over with at once." He glanced at the petition, shuddered slightly, and passed it to his clerk. "We'll announce it, proclaim it, even, and you will get the names on this petition. And others will get the names THEY think they should have had, too." He paused. "And I think I'll get a new name, I'm tired of being an Algernon...." * * * * * Warrior and team name changes will be accepted during the month of March. If you have names you want to change, please contact Customer Service. -- RSI