DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 09/23/2016 Duedate: 10/06/2016 JURINE ARENA DM-61 TURN-637 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS WONDER WET NURSE UNLIKELY HEROES (432) (61-3981) [4-1-0,49] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader POSITION IS EMPTY WONDER WET NURSE UNLIKELY HEROES (432) (61-3981) [4-1-0,49] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite WONDER WET NURSE WONDER WET NURSE UNLIKELY HEROES (432) UNLIKELY HEROES (432) (61-3981) [4-1-0,49] (61-3981) [4-1-0,49] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM UNLIKELY HEROES (432) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. UNLIKELY HEROES (432) 49 2. OTIS MY MAN (390) 12 LIMERITICS! (431) 3. HOWLIN 3-D (439) 8 Unchartered Team 4. LIMERITICS! (431) 5 5. WRATHMEN 33-16 (441) 0 UNLIKELY HEROES (432) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 1*UNLIKELY HEROES (432) 5 4 0 55.6 1/ 1*UNLIKELY HEROES (432) 3 4 0 2- 3*WRATHMEN 33-16 (441) 1 1 0 50.0 2/ 2*HOWLIN 3-D (439) 3 8 0 3/ 2 LIMERITICS! (431) 13 14 0 48.1 3/ 0*OTIS MY MAN (390) 1 2 0 4/ 0*OTIS MY MAN (390) 2 4 0 33.3 4/ 3 LIMERITICS! (431) 1 9 0 5/ 4*HOWLIN 3-D (439) 4 12 0 25.0 5- 4*WRATHMEN 33-16 (441) 0 1 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank SPY REPORT If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of JURINE brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see GLASS LASS win a fight and gain 13 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, LEGIT beat HIGH FIVE and HIGH FIVE lost 2 points. You're breakin' my heart. Our Duelmaster has lost, folks, lost to KHALHUMS DWARF, BUT WONDER WET NURSE is still the Duelmaster because she has the most recognition points! Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else do you think some of these guys win their fights? Skill? Ha! Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys. Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals. I volunteer for JURINE's morgue. More variety. Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines through use. Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one. I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for an epee. Forgive me for writing with a dagger. Well, I've had enough of this drivel, and I'm sure you have too. Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather. Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME WONDER WET NURSE 3981 4 1 0 49 UNLIKELY HEROES (432) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -MAN FROM NANTUCKET 3917 13 1 0 110 LIMERITICS! (431) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME LEGIT 4002 3 0 0 29 HOWLIN 3-D (439) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME HIGH FIVE 3462 1 1 0 16 OTIS MY MAN (390) GLASS LASS 3926 0 1 0 13 UNLIKELY HEROES (432) POWER MOON 3925 1 0 0 11 UNLIKELY HEROES (432) -OMAR 4012 1 1 0 10 WRATHMEN 33-16 (441) SHOUT! 3994 1 0 0 9 OTIS MY MAN (390) TOGA PARTY 3995 0 1 0 5 OTIS MY MAN (390) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? DA3 4023 1 1 0 HOWLIN 3-D 439 MOUNTAIN TROLL 637 NONE A 4030 0 1 0 LIMERITICS! 431 BLACK ORC 637 NONE COBRA LASS 3924 0 1 0 UNLIKELY HEROES 432 SHEWISH GIANT 637 NONE PUNISHMENT 3923 0 1 0 UNLIKELY HEROES 432 BANDIT PRINCE 637 NONE PERSONAL ADS LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS DA3 was dealt death by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena fight. PUNISHMENT was murdered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena melee. A was assassinated by BLACK ORC in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody Dark Arena duel. COBRA LASS was slain by SHEWISH GIANT in a exciting 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight. WONDER WET NURSE was unbelievably bested by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute Title duel. HIGH FIVE was bested by LEGIT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match. TOGA PARTY was handily defeated by POWER MOON in a 1 minute uneven fight. SHOUT! won victory over GLASS LASS in a action packed 1 minute duel. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 3 PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 0 - 1 100 | |AIMED BLOW 2 AIMED BLOW 9 - 5 - 0 64 | |PARRY-STRIKE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 2 - 0 50 | |STRIKING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 5 - 0 44 | |SLASHING ATTACK 1 TOTAL PARRY 7 - 9 - 0 44 | |BASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 2 - 0 33 | |PARRY-LUNGE 0 SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 7 - 1 30 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 4 - 0 20 | |TOTAL PARRY 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 - 0 0 | |WALL OF STEEL 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 5 - 0 0 | Turn 637 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 AIMED BLOW PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 PARRY-STRIKE BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME AIMED BLOW WONDER WET NURSE 3981 4 1 0 49 UNLIKELY HEROES (432) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is WONDER WET NURSE 3981. The most popular warrior this turn was WONDER WET NURSE 3981. The ten other most popular fighters were PUNISHMENT 3923, LEGIT 4002, POWER MOON 3925, DA3 4023, COBRA LASS 3924, HIGH FIVE 3462, SHOUT! 3994, GLASS LASS 3926, A 4030, and TOGA PARTY 3995. The least popular fighter this week was TOGA PARTY 3995. The other ten least popular fighters were A 4030, GLASS LASS 3926, SHOUT! 3994, HIGH FIVE 3462, COBRA LASS 3924, DA3 4023, POWER MOON 3925, LEGIT 4002, PUNISHMENT 3923, and WONDER WET NURSE 3981. NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS) For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. SONNY TERRY (30-3912) of DELTA BLUES (374) BLOOD RED SKIES (32-5430) of CALL THE PRIEST (344) DINO ORTALANI (69-9537) of OZ (944) TUESDAY WELD (73-6047) of CALENDAR GIRLS (453) ELEPHANTTRANQUILIZER (82-855) of HARD LIQUOR 3 (140) FLOYD 101 (82-53144) of ROOKIE PINK 61 (8965) DOWRY WRAITH (82-50172) of 072507J (8439) CRIKEY! (82-45396) of SURPRISE! (7631) COCKROACH (82-47295) of THIRSTY THUGS 705 (7946) URETHRA FRANKLIN (82-16581) of R-E-S-P-E-E (2518) SACRED DOOM (82-10660) of HAUNTED CASTLE 3 (1569) HELPER HAND (84-4344) of DOODS III (848) QUICKSILVER (84-7055) of MORE Q STUFF (1335) CRUTCH (84-15431) of OLD ONE (2726) THONG RENAISSANCE (84-14786) of THE ORLANDO MOB 17 (2602) THE CREATOR (84-32899) of LOITER SQUAD (5769) THE WHITE WHALE (84-47164) of GOTTA SERVE 2 (5903) PIMPLED NINNY (84-28547) of 012112H (5057) SFC 10 (84-23902) of MEDAL OF HONOR 101 (4237) FLATLINER (84-45870) of BAD NEWS BEERS (7928) Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes