DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/23/2016    Duedate: 10/06/2016

JURINE ARENA

DM-61    TURN-637

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

WONDER WET NURSE
UNLIKELY HEROES (432)
(61-3981) [4-1-0,49]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

POSITION IS EMPTY              WONDER WET NURSE
                               UNLIKELY HEROES (432)
                               (61-3981) [4-1-0,49]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

WONDER WET NURSE               WONDER WET NURSE
UNLIKELY HEROES (432)          UNLIKELY HEROES (432)
(61-3981) [4-1-0,49]           (61-3981) [4-1-0,49]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

UNLIKELY HEROES (432)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. UNLIKELY HEROES (432)       49
2. OTIS MY MAN (390)           12      LIMERITICS! (431)
3. HOWLIN 3-D (439)             8      Unchartered Team
4. LIMERITICS! (431)            5
5. WRATHMEN 33-16 (441)         0      UNLIKELY HEROES (432)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*UNLIKELY HEROES (432)      5   4  0 55.6   1/ 1*UNLIKELY HEROES (432)     3  4 0
 2- 3*WRATHMEN 33-16 (441)       1   1  0 50.0   2/ 2*HOWLIN 3-D (439)          3  8 0
 3/ 2 LIMERITICS! (431)         13  14  0 48.1   3/ 0*OTIS MY MAN (390)         1  2 0
 4/ 0*OTIS MY MAN (390)          2   4  0 33.3   4/ 3 LIMERITICS! (431)         1  9 0
 5/ 4*HOWLIN 3-D (439)           4  12  0 25.0   5- 4*WRATHMEN 33-16 (441)      0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
JURINE brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Of course, we're all terribly 
impressed to see GLASS LASS win a fight and gain 13 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, 
LEGIT beat HIGH FIVE and HIGH FIVE lost 2 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  Our 
Duelmaster has lost, folks, lost to KHALHUMS DWARF, BUT WONDER WET NURSE is still the 
Duelmaster because she has the most recognition points!  Kickbacks and bribes, 
kickbacks and bribes, how else do you think some of these guys win their fights?  
Skill?  Ha!   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.   
     Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals.  I volunteer for JURINE's 
morgue.  More variety.  Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines through use.  
Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Well, I've had enough of this 
drivel, and I'm sure you have too.  Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  Paste 
this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide 
Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WONDER WET NURSE 3981         4   1  0    49       UNLIKELY HEROES (432)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MAN FROM NANTUCKET 3917      13   1  0   110       LIMERITICS! (431)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LEGIT 4002                    3   0  0    29       HOWLIN 3-D (439)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HIGH FIVE 3462                1   1  0    16       OTIS MY MAN (390)
 GLASS LASS 3926               0   1  0    13       UNLIKELY HEROES (432)
 POWER MOON 3925               1   0  0    11       UNLIKELY HEROES (432)
-OMAR 4012                     1   1  0    10       WRATHMEN 33-16 (441)
 SHOUT! 3994                   1   0  0     9       OTIS MY MAN (390)
 TOGA PARTY 3995               0   1  0     5       OTIS MY MAN (390)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DA3 4023                1  1 0 HOWLIN 3-D 439       MOUNTAIN TROLL        637  NONE
A 4030                  0  1 0 LIMERITICS! 431      BLACK ORC             637  NONE
COBRA LASS 3924         0  1 0 UNLIKELY HEROES 432  SHEWISH GIANT         637  NONE
PUNISHMENT 3923         0  1 0 UNLIKELY HEROES 432  BANDIT PRINCE         637  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DA3 was dealt death by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
PUNISHMENT was murdered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
A was assassinated by BLACK ORC in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
COBRA LASS was slain by SHEWISH GIANT in a exciting 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
WONDER WET NURSE was unbelievably bested by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute Title duel.
HIGH FIVE was bested by LEGIT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
TOGA PARTY was handily defeated by POWER MOON in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SHOUT! won victory over GLASS LASS in a action packed 1 minute duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -   0 -  1     100  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         AIMED BLOW         9 -   5 -  0      64  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   2 -  0      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         LUNGING ATTACK     4 -   5 -  0      44  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         TOTAL PARRY        7 -   9 -  0      44  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         SLASHING ATTACK    3 -   7 -  1      30  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         BASHING ATTACK     1 -   4 -  0      20  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         STRIKING ATTACK    0 -   5 -  0       0  |

Turn 637 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  2         3  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  2         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1     
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       WONDER WET NURSE 3981       4   1  0   49 UNLIKELY HEROES (432)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is WONDER WET NURSE 3981.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was WONDER WET NURSE 3981.  The ten other most popular fighters were 
PUNISHMENT 3923, LEGIT 4002, POWER MOON 3925, DA3 4023, COBRA LASS 3924, HIGH FIVE 
3462, SHOUT! 3994, GLASS LASS 3926, A 4030, and TOGA PARTY 3995.

The least popular fighter this week was TOGA PARTY 3995.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were A 4030, GLASS LASS 3926, SHOUT! 3994, HIGH FIVE 3462, COBRA LASS 3924, 
DA3 4023, POWER MOON 3925, LEGIT 4002, PUNISHMENT 3923, and WONDER WET NURSE 3981.

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                     SONNY TERRY (30-3912) of DELTA BLUES (374) 
                 BLOOD RED SKIES (32-5430) of CALL THE PRIEST (344) 
                         DINO ORTALANI (69-9537) of OZ (944) 
                   TUESDAY WELD (73-6047) of CALENDAR GIRLS (453) 
                ELEPHANTTRANQUILIZER (82-855) of HARD LIQUOR 3 (140) 
                    FLOYD 101 (82-53144) of ROOKIE PINK 61 (8965) 
                      DOWRY WRAITH (82-50172) of 072507J (8439) 
                       CRIKEY! (82-45396) of SURPRISE! (7631) 
                  COCKROACH (82-47295) of THIRSTY THUGS 705 (7946) 
                  URETHRA FRANKLIN (82-16581) of R-E-S-P-E-E (2518) 
                  SACRED DOOM (82-10660) of HAUNTED CASTLE 3 (1569) 
                      HELPER HAND (84-4344) of DOODS III (848) 
                    QUICKSILVER (84-7055) of MORE Q STUFF (1335) 
                         CRUTCH (84-15431) of OLD ONE (2726) 
              THONG RENAISSANCE (84-14786) of THE ORLANDO MOB 17 (2602) 
                    THE CREATOR (84-32899) of LOITER SQUAD (5769) 
                 THE WHITE WHALE (84-47164) of GOTTA SERVE 2 (5903) 
                     PIMPLED NINNY (84-28547) of 012112H (5057) 
                   SFC 10 (84-23902) of MEDAL OF HONOR 101 (4237) 
                    FLATLINER (84-45870) of BAD NEWS BEERS (7928) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes