DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/02/2017    Duedate: 06/15/2017

JURINE ARENA

DM-61    TURN-654

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DEMON DEACON
COLLEGE MASCOTS (445)
(61-4083) [9-5-1,103]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

DEMON DEACON                   EPSILON SCUTI
COLLEGE MASCOTS (445)          SCUTUM (437)
(61-4083) [9-5-1,103]          (61-3985) [5-1-0,60]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BILLIKEN                       BILLIKEN
COLLEGE MASCOTS (445)          COLLEGE MASCOTS (445)
(61-4084) [9-2-1,76]           (61-4084) [9-2-1,76]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

COLLEGE MASCOTS (445)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS (447)     27
2. COLLEGE MASCOTS (445)       25      COLLEGE MASCOTS (445)
3. WILD MENTORS (448)          12      Unchartered Team
4. SCUTUM (437)                10
5. JURINE TROUBLE! (440)       10      SCUTUM (437)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 COLLEGE MASCOTS (445)     49  27  5 64.5   1/ 1 COLLEGE MASCOTS (445)    12  3 1
 2/ 3 JURINE TROUBLE! (440)     20  14  2 58.8   2/ 3*SCUTUM (437)              6  7 0
 3/ 1*SCUTUM (437)              10   7  0 58.8   3/ 6*GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS (447)   5 10 2
 4/ 8*WILD MENTORS (448)         1   1  0 50.0   4/ 4 JURINE TROUBLE! (440)     4  6 1
 5/ 0 ERRATA (386)              24  30  0 44.4   5- 2 HOWLIN 3-D (439)          3  2 1
 6- 4 UNLIKELY HEROES (432)     19  24  2 44.2   6/ 0 ERRATA (386)              1  0 0
 7- 5 HOWLIN 3-D (439)          17  25  3 40.5   7/ 8*WILD MENTORS (448)        1  1 0
 8/ 6*GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS (447)    5  10  2 33.3   8- 5 UNLIKELY HEROES (432)     1  5 0
 9- 7*WRATHMEN 33-16 (441)       1   6  0 14.3   9- 7*WRATHMEN 33-16 (441)      0  5 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Famous Wake Forrest Demon Deacon graduates, yesireebob!

     Arnold Palmer
     Jesse Helms
     Richard Burr
     Carroll O'Conner
     Tim Duncan
     Billy Packer
     Brian Piccolo
     Charlie Crist
     Chris Paul
     Jay and Bill Haas
     Kay Hagan
     Emily Giffin
     Norm Snead

And me! Duelmaster Demon Deacon. Hip, hip, hurrah!

                                      SPY REPORT

     I can't believe the violence in JURINE!  I still haven't told Mom I'm writing 
Spyreports.  She'd have a cow!  Well, here we go...  The guys at GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS 
like really pulled together to get a 2-3-0 this turn, moving up by 3.  MVP award for 
KELLY HU?  GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS' proud of her after beating EMBEZZLING SCRIBE and 
getting 15 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  JAYHAWK got smashed by VICTORIA 
JUSTICE, and lost 7 points!  Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair?  I think 
DEMON DEACON should let KHALHUMS DWARF be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting 
about it.  Who was the wiseguy that said JURINE's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at 
The Welcome Wench?  Don't look at me!   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  HOWLIN 3-D was the most avoided team.  Is a 17-25-3 
record really that scary?  Hhmph!  What kind of warriors are COLLEGE MASCOTS?  HOWLIN 
3-D, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an invitation!  
Like, is BILLIKEN popular, or what?  It was challenged the most in all of JURINE!  
It's got a 9-2-1, is that good?   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  Hey you guys, don't you think your 
families would like to hear from you?  Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop.  I had 
a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEMON DEACON 4083             9   5  1   103       COLLEGE MASCOTS (445)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GLASS LASS 3926               7   4  1    84       UNLIKELY HEROES (432)
-LEGIT 4002                    8   0  0    83       HOWLIN 3-D (439)
 BILLIKEN 4084                 9   2  1    76       COLLEGE MASCOTS (445)
-HARNESS 3429                  6   8  0    69       ERRATA (386)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EPSILON SCUTI 3985            5   1  0    60       SCUTUM (437)
 RAINBOW WARRIOR 4088         11   3  0    58       COLLEGE MASCOTS (445)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BURNING SENSATION 4006        6   2  1    54       JURINE TROUBLE! (440)
-GANGSTA 4075                  3   1  2    50       HOWLIN 3-D (439)
 FLO 4004                      4   3  1    48       JURINE TROUBLE! (440)
-WONDER WET NURSE 3981         8   4  0    44       UNLIKELY HEROES (432)
 VICTORIA JUSTICE 4097         3   0  1    37       GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS (447)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ROCKET 3899                   4   4  0    36       ERRATA (386)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MAJOR FLAVOR 4069             2   1  0    25       HOWLIN 3-D (439)
-KIDNEY STONE 4076             3   2  0    24       JURINE TROUBLE! (440)
 DELTA SCUTI 3984              3   1  0    24       SCUTUM (437)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-NORMALCY REQ 4070             2   1  0    18       HOWLIN 3-D (439)
 LOBO 4117                     2   0  1    16       COLLEGE MASCOTS (445)
 ZETA SCUTI 3983               2   1  0    16       SCUTUM (437)
 KELLY HU 4126                 1   0  0    15       GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS (447)
 SAVAGE 4111                   1   1  0    13       WILD MENTORS (448)
 JAYHAWK 4104                  1   3  0    13       COLLEGE MASCOTS (445)
-OMAR 4012                     1   2  0    11       WRATHMEN 33-16 (441)
 RACHEL WRAY 4098              1   2  1     6       GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS (447)
-CAVITY CREEP 4059             0   2  0     6       UNLIKELY HEROES (432)
-WEAK STREAM 4110              1   1  0     4       JURINE TROUBLE! (440)
 JAMIE KING 4127               0   1  0     1       GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS (447)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SUN DEVIL 4103          3  1 0 COLLEGE MASCOTS 445  FLO 4004              652  JUST REVENGED
BRANDI EMMERSON 4123    0  2 0 GIRLS GIRLS GIRL 447 LOBO 4117             654   
MELISSA RIDDLE 4095     3  2 0 GIRLS X 3 446        ERGO MAJOR 4082       650  NONE
X SCUTI 4119            0  1 0 SCUTUM 437           SHEWISH GIANT         654  NONE
POWER MOON 3925         4  5 1 UNLIKELY HEROES 432  GANGSTA 4075          652   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

X SCUTI was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
RAINBOW WARRIOR bested FLO in a exciting 3 minute Bloodfeud duel.
DEMON DEACON handily defeated KHALHUMS DWARF in a 1 minute one-sided Title match.
EPSILON SCUTI was viciously subdued by BILLIKEN in a popular 3 minute brutal fight.
BURNING SENSATION devastated CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
ROCKET savagely defeated DELTA SCUTI in a 2 minute brutal struggle.
VICTORIA JUSTICE devastated JAYHAWK in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
ZETA SCUTI handily defeated JAMIE KING in a 1 minute uneven melee.
RACHEL WRAY was vanquished by SAVAGE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
LOBO slaughtered BRANDI EMMERSON in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
KELLY HU defeated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a popular 6 minute beginner's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         TOTAL PARRY        8 -   5 -  0      62  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         STRIKING ATTACK   12 -   8 -  3      60  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         AIMED BLOW        15 -  11 -  0      58  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         SLASHING ATTACK    9 -  11 -  1      45  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         LUNGING ATTACK    11 -  15 -  1      42  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   7 -  2      42  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         BASHING ATTACK    10 -  15 -  1      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         WALL OF STEEL      1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 654 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         4  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  2                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  2                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  DEMON DEACON 4083           9   5  1  103 COLLEGE MASCOTS (445)
LUNGING ATTACK   BILLIKEN 4084               9   2  1   76 COLLEGE MASCOTS (445)
AIMED BLOW       EPSILON SCUTI 3985          5   1  0   60 SCUTUM (437)
TOTAL PARRY      RAINBOW WARRIOR 4088       11   3  0   58 COLLEGE MASCOTS (445)
PARRY-STRIKE     FLO 4004                    4   3  1   48 JURINE TROUBLE! (440)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BILLIKEN 4084.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was BILLIKEN 4084.  The ten other most popular fighters were FLO 4004, ROCKET 3899, 
DEMON DEACON 4083, VICTORIA JUSTICE 4097, ZETA SCUTI 3983, RAINBOW WARRIOR 4088, 
EPSILON SCUTI 3985, BURNING SENSATION 4006, SAVAGE 4111, and DELTA SCUTI 3984.

The least popular fighter this week was KELLY HU 4126.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were BRANDI EMMERSON 4123, RACHEL WRAY 4098, JAMIE KING 4127, JAYHAWK 4104, 
X SCUTI 4119, LOBO 4117, DELTA SCUTI 3984, SAVAGE 4111, BURNING SENSATION 4006, and 
EPSILON SCUTI 3985.

  Armsilbar liked being Master of the Stronghold Academy, all except for one part.

He had to talk to Sheila Greywand at least once a week, usually oftener.  She was 
getting more erratic.  More chaotic.  That would be the effect of the Grey Wand.  It 
was a powerful chaotic artifact, and she kept it with her always.  She had turned his 
predecessor into a frog--or 164 frogs--and then summoned all the members of the 
Academy to a frog-leg dinner.  That had been, ah, bad.  Yes, very bad.
     But here he was entering her chambers.  With, well, it couldn't be called GOOD 
news.  And the look she turned on him--she was in an orcish mood today, all scowling 
black brows and bared fangs--that made him nervous.  But some things had to be done.  
He cleared his throat, which seemed to have a frog in it, and said, "It's about the 
next tourney prize, Lady.  I know it's more than two months away, but this isn't too 
soon to start thinking of some new, exciting prize--"
     "I have no intention of thinking about 'new, exciting prizes'," she snapped.  Or 
was that a snarl?  "These managers are getting above themselves.  They act like I 
created the arena system for their amusement!  There will be one standard prize for 
all the tourneys.  Just one."
     He had a horrible vision of all the managers walking out in a mass.  Perhaps it 
wouldn't be that bad, but it wouldn't be good.  And if he said the wrong thing, well, 
the next frog-leg dinner might be him. "Er, ah, perhaps a specific prize for each 
tourney--a spring prize, a summer prize, and so on?  The managers expect--"
     She exploded.  A literal explosion, the force of the blast blew his hair off.  
She said several things in an obsolete dialect of orcish.  He stepped backward, then 
again.  The blast had blown the door open behind him.  If he could make it out before 
something else happened--
     "Ribbit!  Ribbit!"