DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/23/2018    Duedate: 04/05/2018

JURINE ARENA

DM-61    TURN-675

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

RAZORBACK
COLLEGE MASCOTS (445)
(61-4156) [5-1-1,48]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

RAZORBACK                      POSITION IS EMPTY
COLLEGE MASCOTS (445)          
(61-4156) [5-1-1,48]           

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

FRIAR                          OUTTA BOUNDS
COLLEGE MASCOTS (445)          HOWLIN 3-D (439)
(61-4154) [4-4-0,27]           (61-4157) [2-3-0,40]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

COLLEGE MASCOTS (445)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. HOWLIN 3-D (439)            14
2. COLLEGE MASCOTS (445)        8      COLLEGE MASCOTS (445)
3. ERRATA (386)                 0      Unchartered Team
4. UNLIKELY HEROES (432)        0
5. WARCKERS (382)               0      THE RACKET (171)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 COLLEGE MASCOTS (445)    105  51  7 67.3   1/ 2 COLLEGE MASCOTS (445)     7  3 1
 2- 2 CLAN GHOST BEARS (385)   124  83 15 59.9   2/ 1 HOWLIN 3-D (439)          6  2 0
 3/ 3 HOWLIN 3-D (439)          47  47  7 50.0   3- 5 ERRATA (386)              1  0 0
 4- 4 ERRATA (386)              25  30  0 45.5   4- 6 UNLIKELY HEROES (432)     1  1 0
 5- 5 UNLIKELY HEROES (432)     20  25  2 44.4   5- 4*WARCKERS (382)            1  2 0
 6- 6*WARCKERS (382)            13  17  2 43.3   6- 3 CLAN GHOST BEARS (385)    1  7 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out JURINE to see 
what's new.  Like, HOWLIN 3-D had to be so embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 
spot by COLLEGE MASCOTS!  Way to go COLLEGE MASCOTS!  MVP award for BUCKEYE?  COLLEGE 
MASCOTS' proud of him after beating PERSISTENT BEGGAR and getting 16 points.  Talk 
about yer big time losers!  FRIAR got smashed by OUTTA BOUNDS, and lost 12 points!  
What a putz!  GANGSTA fights so hard to be Duelmaster, then quits fighting and loses 
the title.  No one said he was a genius...  And I was just getting used to the 
ex-Duelmaster's habit of...(!)  Oh well, welcome RAZORBACK.  Aren't COLLEGE MASCOTS 
proud.  (Oh, my.) Who was the wiseguy that said JURINE's Duelmaster was paying for 
drinks at The Dripping Blade?  Don't look at me!   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  The warriors of WARCKERS must be getting lonely.  
They were the most avoided team.  Do you guys know something that I don't?  Hhmph!  
What kind of warriors are COLLEGE MASCOTS?  WARCKERS, an easy team to beat if I ever 
saw one, can't get them to accept an invitation!   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  What if they had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be out of a job, 
that's what!!!   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really 
should stop.  Its been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RAZORBACK 4156                5   1  1    48       COLLEGE MASCOTS (445)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GANGSTA 4075                 12   2  2   114       HOWLIN 3-D (439)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GLASS LASS 3926               7   5  1    85       UNLIKELY HEROES (432)
-GATOR 4143                    8   2  0    83       COLLEGE MASCOTS (445)
-TIMMID 3513                  11   8  2    82       CLAN GHOST BEARS (385)
-HARNESS 3429                  6   8  0    69       ERRATA (386)
-MAJOR FLAVOR 4069            10   6  1    67       HOWLIN 3-D (439)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-NORMALCY REQ 4070             5   3  2    55       HOWLIN 3-D (439)
-BARNABEE 3389                 6   0  1    54       WARCKERS (382)
-ROCKET 3899                   5   4  0    40       ERRATA (386)
 OUTTA BOUNDS 4157             2   3  0    40       HOWLIN 3-D (439)
-KAI ALLARD 3977               8   5  0    39       CLAN GHOST BEARS (385)
-CANDICE 3987                  6   3  1    38       CLAN GHOST BEARS (385)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TAR HEEL 4141                 3   0  0    29       COLLEGE MASCOTS (445)
 FRIAR 4154                    4   4  0    27       COLLEGE MASCOTS (445)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ALETHA K 3997                 3   2  1    22       CLAN GHOST BEARS (385)
-MEH MARIK 3996                5   2  0    17       CLAN GHOST BEARS (385)
 BUCKEYE 4167                  1   0  1    16       COLLEGE MASCOTS (445)
-BLAZING SNEEZER 4128          1   0  0    15       UNLIKELY HEROES (432)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
PERSISTENT BEGGA        0  0 0                      BUCKEYE 4167          675  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FRIAR was bested by OUTTA BOUNDS in a 2 minute bloody fight.
RAZORBACK won victory over AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute Title battle.
BUCKEYE easily killed PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         AIMED BLOW        13 -   4 -  1      76  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         TOTAL PARRY       12 -   6 -  0      67  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         STRIKING ATTACK   20 -  13 -  1      61  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         WALL OF STEEL      1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         BASHING ATTACK     7 -   7 -  1      50  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         SLASHING ATTACK    8 -  19 -  2      30  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         LUNGING ATTACK     1 -   4 -  0      20  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 675 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         4  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  RAZORBACK 4156              5   1  1   48 COLLEGE MASCOTS (445)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is FRIAR 4154.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
OUTTA BOUNDS 4157.  The ten other most popular fighters were FRIAR 4154, RAZORBACK 
4156, BUCKEYE 4167,  0,  0,  0,  0,  0,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was BUCKEYE 4167.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were RAZORBACK 4156, FRIAR 4154, OUTTA BOUNDS 4157,  0,  0,  0,  0,  0,  0, 
and  0.

                                NAME CHANGE-O-RAMA

     Algernon, who had NOT gotten the name change he'd asked for, looked at the latest 
petitioner.  This was a typical gladiator, big, muscular, and scarred, with a frown.  
"Ah, what can I do for you?"
     "Name change.  I heard we can do that.  I'm tired of being Jane Doe."
     "I'd think you would be," Algernon said faintly.  "The Commission has actually 
been thinking about this.  It isn't FREE, mind you!  It takes money to run our office, 
you know, and we want to buy some goats--"
     "I don't care about goats!"  He made a crude suggestion about goats.
     "Gladiators, teams, it will cost you two dollars to make a change--"
     "I had a talk with my manager.  He'll find the money.  I want to change my name 
to Jane Ralph.  I'm no doe!"  He thumped a fist on the counter.
     "Er, yes.  Jane Ralph.  Fill out this form, please."  He pushed the paper across 
the counter.  "The changes start on the 15th of April--that's the Ides, you know, and 
can be submitted through the end of May.  With the payment.  No change without the 
goat, ah, the gold."

                                  *   *   *   *   *  

     Warrior and team name changes will be accepted beginning April 15 and continuing 
throughout the month of May.  The cost will be $2 per name change.  All proceeds will 
be used to buy goats via Heifer International and will be matched up to $500.  
If you have names you want to change, please contact Customer Service. -- RSI