DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/03/2019    Duedate: 05/16/2019

JURINE ARENA

DM-61    TURN-704

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BURNING SENSATION
JURINE TROUBLE! (440)
(61-4006) [14-7-1,123]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BURNING SENSATION              POSITION IS EMPTY
JURINE TROUBLE! (440)          
(61-4006) [14-7-1,123]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MAJOR FLAVOR                   PMS SMURF
HOWLIN 3-D (439)               SMURFED UP (399)
(61-4069) [24-13-2,91]         (61-3583) [6-1-0,63]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)         41
2. JURINE TROUBLE! (440)       34      MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420)
3. WARCKERS (382)              28      Unchartered Team
4. SMURFED UP (399)            16
5. MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420)    12       (-1)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420)  74  46  6 61.7   1/ 1 MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)       7  8 0
 2/ 3 JURINE TROUBLE! (440)     48  36  4 57.1   2/ 3 JURINE TROUBLE! (440)     5  3 1
 3/ 2 HOWLIN 3-D (439)          98  76 12 56.3   3/ 4 SMURFED UP (399)          5  5 0
 4/ 4 WARCKERS (382)            33  28  4 54.1   4/ 5 MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420)  4  2 0
 5/ 5 MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)      551 550  8 50.0   5/ 2 HOWLIN 3-D (439)          4  6 1
 6/ 6 SMURFED UP (399)          21  28  1 42.9   6/ 6 WARCKERS (382)            2  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, JURINE?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed 
to see SERGEANT 5 win a fight and gain 21 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, INSTIGATOR 
beat SERGEANT 3 and SERGEANT 3 lost 15 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  And if 
variety is the spice of life, JURINE may be getting bland, as BURNING SENSATION stays 
top dog in the city.  Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else do you 
think some of these guys win their fights?  Skill?  Ha!   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.  What's 
the big D?  HOWLIN 3-D was the most avoided team?  Bunch of lily livered... 
grumble... mumble... curse...  And who led the way in this mass act of cowardice?  
Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It was JURINE TROUBLE!.  Ha ha ha ha!  Ooh, I'm 
frightfully impressed, BARNABEE was this turn's most challenged warrior.  Watch that 
ego swell, sports fans.   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave 
team is developing these kinds of weapons?   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Just wait 'till next time I show up 
here, I won't be so nice!  So nyaaah!  Glad to see the back of this place-- Snide 
Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BURNING SENSATION 4006       14   7  1   123       JURINE TROUBLE! (440)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CLOUDY JURINE 4089            9   1  1   123       JURINE TROUBLE! (440)
 BARNABEE 3389                14   2  1    92       WARCKERS (382)
 MAJOR FLAVOR 4069            24  13  2    91       HOWLIN 3-D (439)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 YO ADDLE 3900                15  17  1    80       MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)
 INSTIGATOR 4170               5   0  0    79       WARCKERS (382)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OUTSTANDING 4196             14   4  0    64       HOWLIN 3-D (439)
 LOUIS MAINE 3892             13  24  0    63       MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)
 PMS SMURF 3583                6   1  0    63       SMURFED UP (399)
 EVAN GOUDGE 4198             10   6  0    57       MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SERGEANT 3 3896               7   2  2    56       MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420)
 JUSTINE KLAS 4197             8  10  0    45       MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)
 FORESIGHT 4165                5   2  1    41       WARCKERS (382)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SHRINKAGE SMURF 3574          4   4  0    30       SMURFED UP (399)
 LAST DANCE 4160               2   3  1    26       WARCKERS (382)
 SERGEANT 1 4208               2   0  0    25       MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HANNIBAL INDIANA 4211         2   0  0    22       MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)
 SERGEANT 5 4077               1   1  0    22       MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420)
 SIGMUND SMURF 3584            4   3  0    20       SMURFED UP (399)
 BLOODY 4212                   1   0  0    16       JURINE TROUBLE! (440)
 THE ANTI-SMURF 3617           3   3  1    13       SMURFED UP (399)
 SPETSNAZ SMURF 3699           2   2  0     8       SMURFED UP (399)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
A 4216                  0  1 0 HOWLIN 3-D 439       SPYMASTER             704  NONE
B 4217                  0  1 0 HOWLIN 3-D 439       STONE GOLEM           704  NONE
FLO 4004                8  9 2 JURINE TROUBLE! 440  MAJOR FLAVOR 4069     702  REVENGED
GRIFFIN HART 3907      13 11 0 MIDDLE WAY 16 387    CLOUDY JURINE 4089    702   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Outstanding -- You'd find life more relaxing if you didn't insist on standing out all 
the time.  I could help you with that. -- Yo Addle

Sergeant 3 -- I know, you try twice as hard as number two.  Things like that never 
work for me. -- Louis Maine

Sigmund Smurf -- You don't fool me!  Little blue guy who fights, you're a Feegal!  Or 
maybe it's Feegle?  Spelling of foreign words is not my top skill. -- Evan Goudge

Pms Smurf -- Are you still bathing in the Witch Water?  There are better options. -- 
Justine Klas

This embezzler, is it supposed to be "starting me off easy"?  Can I go ON with "easy"? 
-- Hannibal Indiana

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

B was viciously butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
A was slaughtered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
BURNING SENSATION handily defeated BARNABEE in a 1 minute one-sided Title match.
OUTSTANDING was bested by YO ADDLE in a 2 minute fight.
MAJOR FLAVOR overpowered EVAN GOUDGE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
SERGEANT 3 was overpowered by INSTIGATOR in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
LOUIS MAINE was viciously subdued by PMS SMURF in a 3 minute one-sided competition.
FORESIGHT vanquished SIGMUND SMURF in a 1 minute uneven duel.
JUSTINE KLAS overpowered FRATSFA SLAVE in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
SHRINKAGE SMURF overpowered LAST DANCE in a 1 minute uneven match.
THE ANTI-SMURF was beaten by HANNIBAL INDIANA in a 3 minute brutal fight.
SPETSNAZ SMURF was demolished by BLOODY in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
SERGEANT 1 demolished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SERGEANT 5 overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a popular 1 minute mismatched conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   0 -  0     100  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         AIMED BLOW        12 -   7 -  0      63  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         BASHING ATTACK    10 -   6 -  2      63  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         SLASHING ATTACK    9 -   6 -  2      60  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   2 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         STRIKING ATTACK   25 -  29 -  1      46  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         TOTAL PARRY        5 -   6 -  0      45  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         LUNGING ATTACK     9 -  13 -  1      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 704 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  3         5  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         3 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  3         1  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       BURNING SENSATION 4006     14   7  1  123 JURINE TROUBLE! (440)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      BARNABEE 3389              14   2  1   92 WARCKERS (382)
BASHING ATTACK   MAJOR FLAVOR 4069          24  13  2   91 HOWLIN 3-D (439)
STRIKING ATTACK  INSTIGATOR 4170             5   0  0   79 WARCKERS (382)
LUNGING ATTACK   PMS SMURF 3583              6   1  0   63 SMURFED UP (399)
SLASHING ATTACK  FORESIGHT 4165              5   2  1   41 WARCKERS (382)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MAJOR FLAVOR 4069.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was PMS SMURF 3583.  The ten other most popular fighters were YO ADDLE 3900, THE 
ANTI-SMURF 3617, BURNING SENSATION 4006, OUTSTANDING 4196, JUSTINE KLAS 4197, 
HANNIBAL INDIANA 4211, MAJOR FLAVOR 4069, INSTIGATOR 4170, FORESIGHT 4165, and BLOODY 
4212.

The least popular fighter this week was LAST DANCE 4160.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were SIGMUND SMURF 3584, LOUIS MAINE 3892, SERGEANT 3 3896, A 4216, B 4217, 
SPETSNAZ SMURF 3699, SHRINKAGE SMURF 3574, EVAN GOUDGE 4198, BARNABEE 3389, and 
SERGEANT 1 4208.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

BURNING SENSATION (61-4006) JURINE TROUBLE! (440)

                  MAIL-IN TOURNEY LXVII

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
HORSE D'OEUVRE 3635 (93-66-5)          2  3  0         SHEWISH BUFFET       

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DR FUGLY 3477 (53-44-0)               14  0  0         071406W              

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SAVAGE 4111 (13-3-0)                   4  3  0         WILD MENTORS         

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
EPSILON SCUTI 3985 (9-5-0)             0  1  0  DEAD   SCUTUM               

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
INSTIGATOR 4170 (4-0-0)                4  3  0         WARCKERS             

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
FLIP FLOP 4204 (0-0-0)                 2  1  0  DEAD   HOWLIN 3-D           

ADEPTS FOOLS TOURNEY                   W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
WHY WANDA 3921 (4-3-0)                 2  3  0         WEIRD STUDENTS       

INITIATES FOOLS TOURNEY                W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
FORESIGHT 4165 (4-2-1)                 1  3  0         WARCKERS             
LAST DANCE 4160 (2-2-1)                0  3  0         WARCKERS             

APPRENTICES FOOL TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MAD MOUNTAIN 3970 (0-0-0)              0  3  0         WEIRD STUDENTS