DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 05/31/2019 Duedate: 06/13/2019 JURINE ARENA DM-61 TURN-706 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS BARNABEE WARCKERS (382) (61-3389) [16-2-1,116] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader BARNABEE POSITION IS EMPTY WARCKERS (382) (61-3389) [16-2-1,116] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite YO ADDLE OUTSTANDING MIDDLE WAY 16 (387) HOWLIN 3-D (439) (61-3900) [15-19-1,70] (61-4196) [16-4-0,79] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM WARCKERS (382) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. HOWLIN 3-D (439) 33 2. WARCKERS (382) 22 WARCKERS (382) 3. MIDDLE WAY 16 (387) 13 Unchartered Team 4. JURINE TROUBLE! (440) 0 5. MEN OF ILL REPUTE C (451) 0 ELEMENTALS (392) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1- 1 MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420) 74 46 6 61.7 1/ 1 WARCKERS (382) 9 3 0 2- 2*MEN OF ILL REPUTE (451) 3 2 1 60.0 2/ 3 MIDDLE WAY 16 (387) 5 10 1 3/ 4 WARCKERS (382) 40 29 4 58.0 3/ 6 HOWLIN 3-D (439) 4 9 0 4- 3 JURINE TROUBLE! (440) 49 37 4 57.0 4- 4 JURINE TROUBLE! (440) 3 1 0 5/ 5 HOWLIN 3-D (439) 101 82 12 55.2 5- 7*MEN OF ILL REPUTE (451) 3 2 1 6/ 6 MIDDLE WAY 16 (387) 553 558 9 49.8 6- 5 MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420) 2 1 0 7- 7 SMURFED UP (399) 21 28 1 42.9 7- 2 SMURFED UP (399) 2 3 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank SPY REPORT Much has changed in JURINE since last I was here. Never fear, Olaf Modeen adapts to many situations, as do all successful fighters. Phhbltt! Too much drinking and too little dodging gave SMURFED UP a 0-0-0! I got a good laugh out of it! Up 'n down. Up 'n down. Rankings always change. Up 'n down. I think I'm gonna be... Well, HOWLIN 3-D's 3rd moved them up to 1-3-0 place. What's with HANNIBAL INDIANA? He actually beat JURINE's EMBEZZLING SCRIBE, and walked away with 16 more points from the fight. Laughs were big at HOWLIN 3-D while they watched OUTSTANDING clobber YO ADDLE. He lost 6 points and got bruised from objects thrown from the stands. Try as he might, MAJOR FLAVOR wasn't good enough at persuading BARNABEE to step down from the Duelmaster's throne... Advice to fighters with a 1 will--give up fighting! If at first you don't succeed, avoid. That'll get you in the Spyreports. A fighter's lot is filled with strife, revenge, and killing. Some fighters don't accept this. The best do. How long have I been here? I got people to see, places to go... Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors. Any plans here? All work and no play makes Olaf a dull fighter. Work and play no fighter dull Olaf. Olaffighterwork and no play. Remember--a good fighter needs both good skills and good luck. Until next time,-- Olaf Modeen DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME BARNABEE 3389 16 2 1 116 WARCKERS (382) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -CLOUDY JURINE 4089 9 1 1 123 JURINE TROUBLE! (440) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME INSTIGATOR 4170 7 0 0 88 WARCKERS (382) OUTSTANDING 4196 16 4 0 79 HOWLIN 3-D (439) YO ADDLE 3900 15 19 1 70 MIDDLE WAY 16 (387) LOUIS MAINE 3892 14 25 0 69 MIDDLE WAY 16 (387) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -PMS SMURF 3583 6 1 0 63 SMURFED UP (399) EVAN GOUDGE 4198 10 8 0 57 MIDDLE WAY 16 (387) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -SERGEANT 3 3896 7 2 2 56 MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420) FORESIGHT 4165 6 3 1 56 WARCKERS (382) LAST DANCE 4160 4 3 1 53 WARCKERS (382) JUSTINE KLAS 4197 8 12 0 36 MIDDLE WAY 16 (387) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -BLOODY 4212 2 0 0 33 JURINE TROUBLE! (440) -SHRINKAGE SMURF 3574 4 4 0 30 SMURFED UP (399) HANNIBAL INDIANA 4211 3 1 1 27 MIDDLE WAY 16 (387) -SERGEANT 1 4208 2 0 0 25 MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -SERGEANT 5 4077 1 1 0 22 MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420) -ALCOHOLIC UNCLE 4226 1 0 1 21 MEN OF ILL REPUTE C (451) -SIGMUND SMURF 3584 4 3 0 20 SMURFED UP (399) -BUBBA KHAN 4223 1 0 0 15 MEN OF ILL REPUTE C (451) -ARTIE KOWALSKI 4224 1 0 0 14 MEN OF ILL REPUTE C (451) -THE ANTI-SMURF 3617 3 3 1 13 SMURFED UP (399) -SPETSNAZ SMURF 3699 2 2 0 8 SMURFED UP (399) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? EMBEZZLING SCRIB 0 0 0 HANNIBAL INDIANA 4211 706 NONE A 4231 0 1 0 HOWLIN 3-D 439 DARK CHAMPION 706 NONE B 4233 0 1 0 HOWLIN 3-D 439 ARENAMASTER KHIN 706 NONE GRIFFIN HART 3907 13 11 0 MIDDLE WAY 16 387 CLOUDY JURINE 4089 702 NONE PERSONAL ADS Bloody -- Not what I was hoping for. I find your style annoying. -- Hannibal Indiana Major Flavor -- You're leaving, and I'm glad. Nothing personal, but there it is. -- Yo Addle Instigator -- You need to instigate an occasional loss. For balance in your record. -- Evan Goudge Foresight -- I suppose you foresaw that? -- Louis Maine Last Dance -- I never did care much for dancing. Not my style, you know? -- Justine Klas Our congratulations to Major Flavor. -- the Middle Way Outstanding -- You defeated me THIS time, but you were lucky. Next time will be different. -- Jontek the Black, Dangerous Criminal, and don't you forget that Artie Kowalski -- You have to take my revenge on Alcoholic Uncle! You owe it to me. -- Liam of Murska, creative accountant Bubba Khan -- This is not the end of things between us. -- Pock the Mule, Beggar Extraordinaire LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS B was butchered by ARENAMASTER KHIN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight. A was slaughtered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle. BARNABEE subdued MAJOR FLAVOR in a 2 minute expert's Title fight. YO ADDLE was bested by OUTSTANDING in a popular 4 minute gory contest. INSTIGATOR demolished EVAN GOUDGE in a 1 minute gruesome mismatched competition. FORESIGHT was luckily beaten by LOUIS MAINE in a 2 minute brutal struggle. JUSTINE KLAS was devastated by LAST DANCE in a 1 minute one-sided competition. HANNIBAL INDIANA easily killed EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute uneven melee. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |STRIKING ATTACK 6 AIMED BLOW 15 - 7 - 0 68 | |TOTAL PARRY 3 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 1 - 0 67 | |AIMED BLOW 1 BASHING ATTACK 10 - 6 - 2 63 | |LUNGING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 7 - 1 53 | |SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 2 - 0 50 | |BASHING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 25 - 32 - 3 44 | |PARRY-LUNGE 0 TOTAL PARRY 8 - 11 - 0 42 | |PARRY-STRIKE 0 LUNGING ATTACK 9 - 13 - 1 41 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | |WALL OF STEEL 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 2 - 0 0 | Turn 706 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 2 5 STRIKING ATTACK LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 LUNGING ATTACK STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 3 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME TOTAL PARRY BARNABEE 3389 16 2 1 116 WARCKERS (382) STRIKING ATTACK INSTIGATOR 4170 7 0 0 88 WARCKERS (382) AIMED BLOW OUTSTANDING 4196 16 4 0 79 HOWLIN 3-D (439) SLASHING ATTACK FORESIGHT 4165 6 3 1 56 WARCKERS (382) LUNGING ATTACK LAST DANCE 4160 4 3 1 53 WARCKERS (382) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is YO ADDLE 3900. The most popular warrior this turn was OUTSTANDING 4196. The ten other most popular fighters were YO ADDLE 3900, FORESIGHT 4165, BARNABEE 3389, INSTIGATOR 4170, LOUIS MAINE 3892, LAST DANCE 4160, HANNIBAL INDIANA 4211, B 4233, A 4231, and EVAN GOUDGE 4198. The least popular fighter this week was JUSTINE KLAS 4197. The other ten least popular fighters were EVAN GOUDGE 4198, A 4231, B 4233, HANNIBAL INDIANA 4211, LAST DANCE 4160, LOUIS MAINE 3892, INSTIGATOR 4170, BARNABEE 3389, FORESIGHT 4165, and YO ADDLE 3900. The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn: BARNABEE (61-3389) WARCKERS (382) The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn: MAJOR FLAVOR (61-4069) HOWLIN 3-D (439) * * * * * MEMO * * * * * From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission To: All Managers In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately. Managers may register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission. Each warrior may have up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, Victory and may be up to 70 characters long. For any questions, please contact the Gladiatorial Commission.