DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/31/2019    Duedate: 06/13/2019

JURINE ARENA

DM-61    TURN-706

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BARNABEE
WARCKERS (382)
(61-3389) [16-2-1,116]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BARNABEE                       POSITION IS EMPTY
WARCKERS (382)                 
(61-3389) [16-2-1,116]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

YO ADDLE                       OUTSTANDING
MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)            HOWLIN 3-D (439)
(61-3900) [15-19-1,70]         (61-4196) [16-4-0,79]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WARCKERS (382)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. HOWLIN 3-D (439)            33
2. WARCKERS (382)              22      WARCKERS (382)
3. MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)         13      Unchartered Team
4. JURINE TROUBLE! (440)        0
5. MEN OF ILL REPUTE C (451)    0      ELEMENTALS (392)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420)  74  46  6 61.7   1/ 1 WARCKERS (382)            9  3 0
 2- 2*MEN OF ILL REPUTE  (451)   3   2  1 60.0   2/ 3 MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)       5 10 1
 3/ 4 WARCKERS (382)            40  29  4 58.0   3/ 6 HOWLIN 3-D (439)          4  9 0
 4- 3 JURINE TROUBLE! (440)     49  37  4 57.0   4- 4 JURINE TROUBLE! (440)     3  1 0
 5/ 5 HOWLIN 3-D (439)         101  82 12 55.2   5- 7*MEN OF ILL REPUTE  (451)  3  2 1
 6/ 6 MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)      553 558  9 49.8   6- 5 MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420)  2  1 0
 7- 7 SMURFED UP (399)          21  28  1 42.9   7- 2 SMURFED UP (399)          2  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Much has changed in JURINE since last I was here.  Never fear, Olaf Modeen 
adapts to many situations, as do all successful fighters.  Phhbltt!  Too much 
drinking and too little dodging gave SMURFED UP a 0-0-0!  I got a good laugh out of 
it!  Up 'n down.  Up 'n down.  Rankings always change.  Up 'n down.  I think I'm 
gonna be...  Well, HOWLIN 3-D's 3rd moved them up to 1-3-0 place.  What's with 
HANNIBAL INDIANA?  He actually beat JURINE's EMBEZZLING SCRIBE, and walked away with 
16 more points from the fight.  Laughs were big at HOWLIN 3-D while they watched 
OUTSTANDING clobber YO ADDLE.  He lost 6 points and got bruised from objects thrown 
from the stands.  Try as he might, MAJOR FLAVOR wasn't good enough at persuading 
BARNABEE to step down from the Duelmaster's throne...  Advice to fighters with a 1 
will--give up fighting!   
     If at first you don't succeed, avoid.  That'll get you in the Spyreports.   
     A fighter's lot is filled with strife, revenge, and killing.  Some fighters 
don't accept this.  The best do.  How long have I been here?  I got people to see, 
places to go...   
     Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors.  Any plans here?  All 
work and no play makes Olaf a dull fighter.  Work and play no fighter dull Olaf.  
Olaffighterwork and no play.  Remember--a good fighter needs both good skills and 
good luck.  Until next time,-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BARNABEE 3389                16   2  1   116       WARCKERS (382)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CLOUDY JURINE 4089            9   1  1   123       JURINE TROUBLE! (440)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 INSTIGATOR 4170               7   0  0    88       WARCKERS (382)
 OUTSTANDING 4196             16   4  0    79       HOWLIN 3-D (439)
 YO ADDLE 3900                15  19  1    70       MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)
 LOUIS MAINE 3892             14  25  0    69       MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PMS SMURF 3583                6   1  0    63       SMURFED UP (399)
 EVAN GOUDGE 4198             10   8  0    57       MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SERGEANT 3 3896               7   2  2    56       MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420)
 FORESIGHT 4165                6   3  1    56       WARCKERS (382)
 LAST DANCE 4160               4   3  1    53       WARCKERS (382)
 JUSTINE KLAS 4197             8  12  0    36       MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BLOODY 4212                   2   0  0    33       JURINE TROUBLE! (440)
-SHRINKAGE SMURF 3574          4   4  0    30       SMURFED UP (399)
 HANNIBAL INDIANA 4211         3   1  1    27       MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)
-SERGEANT 1 4208               2   0  0    25       MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SERGEANT 5 4077               1   1  0    22       MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420)
-ALCOHOLIC UNCLE 4226          1   0  1    21       MEN OF ILL REPUTE C (451)
-SIGMUND SMURF 3584            4   3  0    20       SMURFED UP (399)
-BUBBA KHAN 4223               1   0  0    15       MEN OF ILL REPUTE C (451)
-ARTIE KOWALSKI 4224           1   0  0    14       MEN OF ILL REPUTE C (451)
-THE ANTI-SMURF 3617           3   3  1    13       SMURFED UP (399)
-SPETSNAZ SMURF 3699           2   2  0     8       SMURFED UP (399)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
EMBEZZLING SCRIB        0  0 0                      HANNIBAL INDIANA 4211 706  NONE
A 4231                  0  1 0 HOWLIN 3-D 439       DARK CHAMPION         706  NONE
B 4233                  0  1 0 HOWLIN 3-D 439       ARENAMASTER KHIN      706  NONE
GRIFFIN HART 3907      13 11 0 MIDDLE WAY 16 387    CLOUDY JURINE 4089    702  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Bloody -- Not what I was hoping for.  I find your style annoying. -- Hannibal Indiana

Major Flavor -- You're leaving, and I'm glad.  Nothing personal, but there it is. -- 
Yo Addle

Instigator -- You need to instigate an occasional loss.  For balance in your record. 
-- Evan Goudge

Foresight -- I suppose you foresaw that? -- Louis Maine

Last Dance -- I never did care much for dancing.  Not my style, you know? -- Justine 
Klas

Our congratulations to Major Flavor. -- the Middle Way

Outstanding -- You defeated me THIS time, but you were lucky.  Next time will be 
different. -- Jontek the Black, Dangerous Criminal, and don't you forget that

Artie Kowalski -- You have to take my revenge on Alcoholic Uncle!  You owe it to me. 
-- Liam of Murska, creative accountant

Bubba Khan -- This is not the end of things between us. -- Pock the Mule, Beggar 
Extraordinaire

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

B was butchered by ARENAMASTER KHIN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
A was slaughtered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
BARNABEE subdued MAJOR FLAVOR in a 2 minute expert's Title fight.
YO ADDLE was bested by OUTSTANDING in a popular 4 minute gory contest.
INSTIGATOR demolished EVAN GOUDGE in a 1 minute gruesome mismatched competition.
FORESIGHT was luckily beaten by LOUIS MAINE in a 2 minute brutal struggle.
JUSTINE KLAS was devastated by LAST DANCE in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
HANNIBAL INDIANA easily killed EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute uneven melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         AIMED BLOW        15 -   7 -  0      68  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         BASHING ATTACK    10 -   6 -  2      63  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         SLASHING ATTACK    8 -   7 -  1      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   2 -  0      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         STRIKING ATTACK   25 -  32 -  3      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         TOTAL PARRY        8 -  11 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         LUNGING ATTACK     9 -  13 -  1      41  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 706 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  2         5  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  3     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      BARNABEE 3389              16   2  1  116 WARCKERS (382)
STRIKING ATTACK  INSTIGATOR 4170             7   0  0   88 WARCKERS (382)
AIMED BLOW       OUTSTANDING 4196           16   4  0   79 HOWLIN 3-D (439)
SLASHING ATTACK  FORESIGHT 4165              6   3  1   56 WARCKERS (382)
LUNGING ATTACK   LAST DANCE 4160             4   3  1   53 WARCKERS (382)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is YO ADDLE 3900.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was OUTSTANDING 4196.  The ten other most popular fighters were YO ADDLE 3900, 
FORESIGHT 4165, BARNABEE 3389, INSTIGATOR 4170, LOUIS MAINE 3892, LAST DANCE 4160, 
HANNIBAL INDIANA 4211, B 4233, A 4231, and EVAN GOUDGE 4198.

The least popular fighter this week was JUSTINE KLAS 4197.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were EVAN GOUDGE 4198, A 4231, B 4233, HANNIBAL INDIANA 4211, LAST 
DANCE 4160, LOUIS MAINE 3892, INSTIGATOR 4170, BARNABEE 3389, FORESIGHT 4165, and YO 
ADDLE 3900.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

BARNABEE (61-3389) WARCKERS (382)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

MAJOR FLAVOR (61-4069) HOWLIN 3-D (439)

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission.