DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 05/15/2020 Duedate: 05/28/2020
JURINE ARENA
DM-61 TURN-731
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
MR SMITH
DEATHRATTLE (154)
(61-4240) [12-7-0,84]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
MR SMITH ALCOHOLIC UNCLE
DEATHRATTLE (154) MEN OF ILL REPUTE C (451)
(61-4240) [12-7-0,84] (61-4226) [7-1-2,70]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
HANNIBAL INDIANA SERGEANT 10
MIDDLE WAY 16 (387) MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420)
(61-4211) [16-13-1,80] (61-4051) [2-1-1,20]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. MEN OF ILL REPUTE C (451) 30
2. MIDDLE WAY 16 (387) 27 MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420)
3. HEARD ON CHATZY (453) 7 Unchartered Team
4. THE BLACK POND (309) 6
5. HOWLIN 3-D (439) 5 THE BLACK POND (309)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*THE BLACK POND (309) 2 0 0 100 1/ 1 MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420) 9 4 1
2/ 4*HEARD ON CHATZY (453) 6 3 1 66.7 2/ 2 MIDDLE WAY 16 (387) 9 6 0
3/ 2 MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420) 86 53 7 61.9 3/ 0*MEN OF ILL REPUTE (451) 3 1 1
4/ 0*MEN OF ILL REPUTE (451) 22 16 2 57.9 4/ 6*THE BLACK POND (309) 2 0 0
5/ 5 HOWLIN 3-D (439) 126 107 12 54.1 5/ 5*HEARD ON CHATZY (453) 2 1 1
6/ 6 MIDDLE WAY 16 (387) 609 627 12 49.3 6/ 7 HOWLIN 3-D (439) 1 4 0
7/ 7 DEATHRATTLE (154) 97 158 7 38.0 7/ 3 DEATHRATTLE (154) 1 12 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Those shots to the elbow do hurt a lot, don't they, Mr Smith?
-- Justine Klas
SPY REPORT
So why do I have this bag over my head? Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and
I'm going to give you a spy report!. A stormcloud is brewing over the DEATHRATTLE
guildhouse. Rumor says any more weeks like this ones 0-5-0 may send the team to the
Dark Arena. Advancing in the rankings was MIDDLE WAY 16 who went from last turn's
605-626-12, to this week's record of 609-627-12. Hey everybody, watch out for BUBBA
KHAN, who flew up 18 points in the rankings after mashing NW ORDER like a melon.
Keep your eye on this guy. Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the
sands. HANNIBAL INDIANA was defeated by KUNG-FU MASTER and drops 22 points. Going
for the gusto and coming up with aught but bloody knuckles was DEATHRATTLE's MR
SMITH, who was turned away from the Duelmastership by JUSTINE KLAS. An apple a day
keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps T.P.s at bay.
But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!
And hey, kiddies, those of you who didn't avoid DEATHRATTLE, please raise you hand.
Wow. Does JURINE really have that many liars? Okay, so I may not be funny, but
catch HEARD ON CHATZY's act in the arena. Those acrobats seem to be fairly deft at
running from DEATHRATTLE. Well just about everybody wants a piece of NOT OLGA, who
was this week's most challenged warrior. Challenging down 24 points was SERGEANT 4.
Pretty soon he'll be using two shields and selling 'T.P.: The only way to clean up'
pins. Here is a definition of happiness: NOT OLGA won victory over SERGEANT 4 to go
from 5 to 29 recognition points.
Death is kind of like a new puppy: he's always around wanting to play. (Ha
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?). ALCOHOLIC UNCLE defied all odds and slew
WURM KIN in the Dark Arena. The only ones displeased were the buzzards, as WURM
KIN's meat is notoriously tough. For those of you who missed it, Death showed up,
grabbed STOIC by the ear and took it away to a place where it won't need a coat.
Here's some advice: warriors with little wit and will may encounter problems on the
trail to the Isle.
I think I had better cut this one short. It's been nice chatting to those of
you whom I have not offended yet. Okay, so I may not be the world's best comedian,
but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors. And remember, you can pick your
friends and you can pick your--(loud boos), oh, you've heard that one already!-- The
Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MR SMITH 4240 12 7 0 84 DEATHRATTLE (154)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HANNIBAL INDIANA 4211 16 13 1 80 MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)
ALCOHOLIC UNCLE 4226 7 1 2 70 MEN OF ILL REPUTE C (451)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SERGEANT 1 4208 5 1 0 57 MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-THE BOMB 4232 9 2 0 55 HOWLIN 3-D (439)
BUBBA KHAN 4223 5 1 0 51 MEN OF ILL REPUTE C (451)
ZEUS BERTRAM 4279 8 1 1 49 MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)
-SERGEANT 3 3896 10 3 2 45 MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420)
OPERA IS GREAT 4276 6 1 1 42 HEARD ON CHATZY (453)
NW ORDER 3396 8 12 0 36 DEATHRATTLE (154)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BRIDE OF SMITH 4251 6 10 0 32 DEATHRATTLE (154)
-TREAT 4257 3 1 0 29 HOWLIN 3-D (439)
NOT OLGA 4289 2 2 0 29 MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)
DIRK HOOLIGAN 4255 3 1 0 26 MEN OF ILL REPUTE C (451)
BLACK BULLFROG 2662 2 0 0 26 THE BLACK POND (309)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SERGEANT 10 4051 2 1 1 20 MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420)
GEROGE INCH 4296 1 1 0 17 MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)
SERGEANT 5 4077 3 4 0 13 MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-REDONK 4283 1 1 0 8 HOWLIN 3-D (439)
SERGEANT 4 4045 2 1 0 7 MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420)
-DUDE 4270 1 1 0 4 HOWLIN 3-D (439)
ODE TO BENCH 4303 0 1 0 1 DEATHRATTLE (154)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
WURM KIN 0 0 0 DARK ARENA ALCOHOLIC UNCLE 4226 731 NONE
STOIC 2695 7 16 1 DEATHRATTLE 154 OPERA IS GREAT 4276 731
A 4297 0 1 0 HOWLIN 3-D 439 BLACK ORC 731 NONE
NUKE RADKE 4282 1 1 0 MEN OF ILL REPUT 451 SHEWISH GIANT 731 NONE
FRANK HILL 4286 1 3 0 MIDDLE WAY 16 387 SERGEANT 10 4051 729
PERSONAL ADS
All -- Sheesh. Lay off. -- Deathrattle and our bruises
Justine -- Impressive sweep of the Marquis. Enjoy your reign. -- Mr Smith
We salute the tourney participants. -- the Middle Way
And we have no idea what happened to last turn's personals. Sorry about that. They
seem to have fallen into a black hole. -- the Middle Way
I took a dagger and shaved the Khalhums Dwarf close. He didn't like it. -- Hannibal
Indiana
Stoic -- I like fighting you, because you never take it personally. -- Zeus Bertram
Sergeant 10 -- No, I won't go out with you. Because I'm Not Olga.
That's embarrassing, to lose to the Mordant Deserter. -- Geroge Inch, who should
probably be an orc, Geroge being an orcish name
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
ALCOHOLIC UNCLE viciously butchered WURM KIN in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
NUKE RADKE was slaughtered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
A was murdered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
OPERA IS GREAT viciously butchered STOIC in a 2 minute gory Challenge contest.
SERGEANT 4 was overpowered by NOT OLGA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
JUSTINE KLAS viciously subdued MR SMITH in a exciting 4 minute mismatched Title fight.
HANNIBAL INDIANA was overcome by KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute fight.
NW ORDER was handily defeated by BUBBA KHAN in a 1 minute uneven melee.
ZEUS BERTRAM viciously subdued BRIDE OF SMITH in a 2 minute gory duel.
DIRK HOOLIGAN unbelievably bested SERGEANT 10 in a popular 4 minute gory duel.
SERGEANT 5 was beaten by GEROGE INCH in a 3 minute gory melee.
BLACK BULLFROG overpowered ODE TO BENCH in a 2 minute one-sided match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 5 WALL OF STEEL 12 - 7 - 1 63 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 SLASHING ATTACK 12 - 7 - 1 63 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 AIMED BLOW 13 - 8 - 1 62 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 LUNGING ATTACK 15 - 12 - 1 56 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 STRIKING ATTACK 22 - 21 - 1 51 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 - 0 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 6 - 6 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 7 - 0 36 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 TOTAL PARRY 6 - 13 - 0 32 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 731 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 2 2 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 2 2 AIMED BLOW
AIMED BLOW 3 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 3 1 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
BASHING ATTACK MR SMITH 4240 12 7 0 84 DEATHRATTLE (154)
STRIKING ATTACK HANNIBAL INDIANA 4211 16 13 1 80 MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)
AIMED BLOW BUBBA KHAN 4223 5 1 0 51 MEN OF ILL REPUTE C (451)
WALL OF STEEL ZEUS BERTRAM 4279 8 1 1 49 MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is HANNIBAL INDIANA 4211. The most popular warrior
this turn was SERGEANT 10 4051. The ten other most popular fighters were ALCOHOLIC
UNCLE 4226, MR SMITH 4240, GEROGE INCH 4296, NOT OLGA 4289, ZEUS BERTRAM 4279, BLACK
BULLFROG 2662, OPERA IS GREAT 4276, HANNIBAL INDIANA 4211, BUBBA KHAN 4223, and BRIDE
OF SMITH 4251.
The least popular fighter this week was NW ORDER 3396. The other ten least popular
fighters were STOIC 2695, A 4297, ODE TO BENCH 4303, SERGEANT 5 4077, SERGEANT 4
4045, NUKE RADKE 4282, DIRK HOOLIGAN 4255, BRIDE OF SMITH 4251, BUBBA KHAN 4223, and
HANNIBAL INDIANA 4211.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
JUSTINE KLAS (61-4197) MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)
STORM POINT
Storm Point, DM 86, is now open! This arena will process on a two-week cycle. Orders
for inaugural battles are due on May 11, 2020.
Jasper Gulch, DM 85, is now closed to new teams, effective immediately. Any new teams
that arrive are being rerouted to Storm Point. DM 85 will continue to process on its
normal cycle and teams may continue to add new replacement warriors as necessary.
-- RSI