DUELMASTERS NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/02/2003    Duedate: 06/14/2003

VALAMANTIS ARENA

DM-62    TURN-307

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ANDERS
THE DEN OF SWORDS (369)
(62-3476) [14-25-4,105]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ANDERS                         DARTH TIMMY
THE DEN OF SWORDS (369)        EVIL DEATH DUDES (392)
(62-3476) [14-25-4,105]        (62-3781) [6-3-0,57]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ANDERS                         EVIL WEEVIL
THE DEN OF SWORDS (369)        EVIL DEATH DUDES (392)
(62-3476) [14-25-4,105]        (62-3779) [5-3-1,55]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

FISH MONGERS (406)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. GRIM OBITUARY (197)         50
2. EVIL DEATH DUDES (392)      29      SUPERIOR DOA (359)
3. CHICKS DIG IT (396)         26      Unchartered Team
4. SAMURAI KIDS II (390)       21
5. LATE SHOW (403)             16      FISH MONGERS (406)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 2*WON AT POOL (401)          3   1  0 75.0   1/ 1*FISH MONGERS (406)        9  6 0
 2/ 4 SUPERIOR DOA (359)        24  13  1 64.9   2- 2 AS SEEN ON TV (361)       7  3 0
 3/ 3*FISH MONGERS (406)        16   9  0 64.0   3/ 3 SAMURAI KIDS II (390)     7  8 0
 4/ 0*CHICKS DIG IT (396)       17  11  0 60.7   4/ 0*EVIL DEATH DUDES (392)    4  1 0
 5/ 8 SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5 (395)    17  13  0 56.7   5- 6 THE BEARS (268)           4  2 0
 6/ 6 SAMURAI KIDS II (390)     54  42  4 56.3   6/ 7*LATE SHOW (403)           4  6 1
 7- 7 THE BEARS (268)          252 202 18 55.5   7/ 8 FREAKSHOW (354)           4  6 0
 8/ 9 FREAKSHOW (354)           47  40  0 54.0   8/ 5 THE DEN OF SWORDS (369)   4 11 0
 9-10 MITHRAL HALO (383)        43  39  2 52.4   9/15 GRIM OBITUARY (197)       2  1 1
10/ 0*EVIL DEATH DUDES (392)    21  21  2 50.0  10/14 SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5 (395)    2  1 0
11-11 AS SEEN ON TV (361)       97 101  7 49.0  11/ 0*CHICKS DIG IT (396)       2  1 0
12/12 GRIM OBITUARY (197)      345 433 34 44.3  12- 4 MITHRAL HALO (383)        2  2 0
13/13 THE DEN OF SWORDS (369)   81 113  8 41.8  13- 9*FLAGG'S DEVASTATOR (400)  2  2 0
14-14*FLAGG'S DEVASTATOR (400)  10  18  3 35.7  14/10 SUPERIOR DOA (359)        2  3 0
15/15*LATE SHOW (403)           10  20  1 33.3  15-11*WON AT POOL (401)         1  0 0
16-16*STAINLESS STEEL RA (338)   1   5  1 16.7  16-13*STAINLESS STEEL RA (338)  1  1 1
17-17*DEE CEE (397)              0   1  0  0.0  17-17*DEE CEE (397)             0  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 470): BABYFACE of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 355): OSANNA of THE GOLDEN FISH (Lord Noll, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 475): OINGO BOINGO of DOUBLE TROUBLE (Sultan, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 472): SCALLAITIS of ABBY NORMAL (Poppa Balrog, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 470): BURNT OCHER of CRAYOLA KILLERS (Stik, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 474): ENDYMION of KREWE OF DRUID (The Druid, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 471): MALT LICKER of WISH YOU WERE BEER (Alfredo Frothingslosh)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 466): ANGAR of WAR HAWKS (Jinx, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 457): CEREBRAL JANITOR of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 456): CARNIVOROUS CANARY of CARNAGE CANARIES (C. Canary, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 430): ABATIS of ACT OF MALICE (Carnage, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 421): TIGER SPLASH of ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 182): EGAN FORN of THE MIDDLE WAY (Gabria Hand, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 408): DRAXUS BREMOORE of FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 356): REAP THE FIELD of SORROW'S HARVEST (Gergin "Happy Toes"
                             Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 168): SEX ON THE BEACH of INDULGENT DRINKS (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 156): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 306): P.B. BLASTER of AS SEEN ON TV (Indimar Fallon, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 133): JARRAC of FREELANCERS (Jinx, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 349): MAHI MAHI of BIG MEAN FISH from TALCAMA (Big Wave Dave)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 470): MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 355): THE GOLDEN FISH (Lord Noll, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 475): ASTRAL KIN (Kid Arcane, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 472): ABBY NORMAL (Poppa Balrog, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 470): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Adela Chu, team captain)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 474): SUPER HEROES (Unforgiven, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 471): DEAD SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 466): none
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 457): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 456): THAT 70'S TEAM (Berylstar, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 430): HELTER SKELTER (Cosmo Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 421): ALL FINESSE (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 182): THE MIDDLE WAY (Gabria Hand, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 408): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 356): DARK HORSEMEN (Jinda, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 168): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jinda, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 156): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 306): FISH MONGERS (Ghoti, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 133): FREELANCERS (Jinx, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 349): THUNDR + LITENING (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 469): KHAZID'HEA of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 354): SABLE of HARLEQUINS (Jinx, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 472): SCALLAITIS of ABBY NORMAL (Poppa Balrog, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 470): HOFFA of JOHNS (Dear, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 474): ENDYMION of KREWE OF DRUID (The Druid, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 471): PREACHER of THRILLZ & KILLZ (DeGotti, mgr.)
                           LEBEAU of HOGAN'S HEROES (Postmaster, mgr.)
                           WARHOL of UNDEAD ARTISTS (Otto X. Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 466): ANGAR of WAR HAWKS (Jinx, mgr.)
                           JESUS CHRYSLER of TERRAPIN STATION (Floyd, mgr.)
               (turn 465): SULTAN of SIR AGLIO (Sultan, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 457): NUMBERED WON of NEXT GENERATION (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
                            BUBBLES of WASTELAND (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
                (turn 456): SPECIES 3.14159265 of NEXT GENERATION (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 456): BOTTINEAU of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 421): TIGER SPLASH of ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 356): TAILIDA DAWNRAIN of DARK HORSEMEN (Jinda, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 156): BALI of ISLANDERS (Devan ki Ru, mgr.)
                          ROGERS of THE EXPLORERS (Kellog, mgr.)
              (turn 155): ARMSTRONG of THE EXPLORERS (Kellog, mgr.)
                          MINDBENDER of THE EXPLORERS (Kellog, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings, Warriors of VALAMANTIS.  Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir to 
give you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport.  MITHRAL HALO after 
a sorry 0-0-0 might want to consider abandoning the sands and taking up singing the 
'Can't fight no more' blues!  Nothing works for a team like victory (How's that for a 
perceptive observation?) as GRIM OBITUARY can attest...  THE DEN OF SWORDS had cause 
to celebrate, after ANDERS got 24 points by beating MUGA GUCKA.  A certain someone 
should cut down on the drinking and practice more, after losing 23 points to ANDERS.  
(Discrete enough, MUGA GUCKA?) Can you believe it?  P.B. BLASTER apparently has 
better things to do as VALAMANTIS' Duelmaster than show up and fight!  In VALAMANTIS, 
nothing is permanent (except Death), and we find ourselves a new Duelmaster, ANDERS.  
So who was the warrior seen charging into immovable walls and challenging dead trees? 
Someone's got a basic problem...   
     My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter. 
But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights!  Like the noble eagle soaring amongst 
the mountaintops, so stand the warriors of SAMURAI KIDS II, alone and unchallenged.  
Like a pup with its tail between its legs, LATE SHOW scurried away from SAMURAI KIDS 
II.  Oh, the shame!  Is it charming personality?  Conversational abilities?  Good 
oral hygiene?  Whatever it is, FATHER is the most challenged warrior.  Call 'im 
brash!  Call 'im brassy!  Call 'im brave!  Call 'im sassy!  ALBACORE TUNER will face 
JIMMY KIMMEL, up by 27.  Aaaah, just call 'im dead meat.  Not to smear a reputation, 
but LATE SHOW must be a little surprised, as JIMMY KIMMEL blew it when facing 
ALBACORE TUNER, 27 points below him.  Do my ears deceive me?  SUPERMODEL MIA 
(outclassed by 27 points) challenged FATHER, in what promises to be a fight.(!) It's 
not whether you win or lose, but how many points you get (2).  Right, SUPERMODEL MIA? 
As a confidence booster, HAYAI challenged DUSKBLADE, down 19 points.  Do you also 
slay vicious rodents in your spare time, HAYAI?  HAYAI won victory over DUSKBLADE 
with a point difference of 19.  So this is what VALAMANTIS calls a duel.  This will 
make an interesting tale.   
     Is there life after death?  Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after 
life!  Those who owe FAT GREY BEAST of GRIM OBITUARY money and had written him off, 
take note:  he'S BACK FROM THE DARK ARENA!!!  AND he'S MAD!!!  Ask not a spymaster 
for counsel, for he will pontificate long after you have fallen into an unconscious 
stupor.   
     Do not think spyreporting in VALAMANTIS is the highlight of my life.  As the 
seasons change, and the creatures of the wild change also, so do I feel a yearning to 
leave this place.  VALAMANTIS, I leave you now.  The Duelmaster has agreed to foot my 
bill at Drake's Lodge.  'Til next time-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ANDERS 3476                  14  25  4   105       THE DEN OF SWORDS (369)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-P.B. BLASTER 3718            14   5  2   111       AS SEEN ON TV (361)
-EURO STEAMER 3810            11   4  0    99       AS SEEN ON TV (361)
-LHI 3361                      9   3  1    99       SUPERIOR DOA (359)
 SNOW CONEZ 3316              12   7  0    93       FREAKSHOW (354)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MUGA GUCKA 3320              12   7  0    80       FREAKSHOW (354)
-JAGGED SHIV 3357             13   9  2    76       GRIM OBITUARY (197)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DAWNRACER 3699               11   6  1    66       MITHRAL HALO (383)
 KISSAKI 3834                 10   6  1    65       SAMURAI KIDS II (390)
-MANAGER 3392                  7   2  0    61       SUPERIOR DOA (359)
-GARRION 3723                 12   4  0    59       MITHRAL HALO (383)
-AKLAR 3700                    9   7  1    57       MITHRAL HALO (383)
 DARTH TIMMY 3781              6   3  0    57       EVIL DEATH DUDES (392)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COMB-OVER 3840                6   0  0    56       CHICKS DIG IT (396)
 EVIL WEEVIL 3779              5   3  1    55       EVIL DEATH DUDES (392)
 FROG SOAPDISH 3319           14   5  0    49       FREAKSHOW (354)
 BLACK WIDOW 3807              8   7  0    49       SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5 (395)
 ALBACORE TUNER 3954           5   0  0    48       FISH MONGERS (406)
-GED 3823                      6   4  0    46       MITHRAL HALO (383)
 MAGNUS PHAEDRUS 3908          5   4  1    42       THE DEN OF SWORDS (369)
 DOZER 3826                   10   6  0    40       THE DEN OF SWORDS (369)
 JIMMY KIMMEL 3913             3   3  0    40       LATE SHOW (403)
 HOLLY MACKEREL 3951           5   0  0    36       FISH MONGERS (406)
 FATHER 3363                   5   6  0    35       SUPERIOR DOA (359)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FAT GREY BEAST 3969           1   0  1    33       GRIM OBITUARY (197)
 PLUMBER'S BUTT 3843           3   4  0    30       CHICKS DIG IT (396)
-GRIM REAPER 3803              2   1  0    29       SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5 (395)
-PSYCO KILLER 3804             3   1  0    27       SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5 (395)
 3-MINUTE MAN 3888             2   2  0    27       CHICKS DIG IT (396)
 HAYAI 3960                    3   1  0    26       SAMURAI KIDS II (390)
 DAVID LETTERMAN 3912          3   4  0    26       LATE SHOW (403)
 DEATH WISH 3819               4   3  0    25       EVIL DEATH DUDES (392)
-RABID BLITZER 3882            3   3  1    25       FLAGG'S DEVASTATORS (400)
 BWAHAHA 3870                  3   3  1    25       EVIL DEATH DUDES (392)
-MADE A COMBO 3896             3   1  0    24       WON AT POOL (401)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MISTRESS 3928                 5   3  1    23       THE DEN OF SWORDS (369)
-VICIOUS THRILL 3885           2   3  1    22       FLAGG'S DEVASTATORS (400)
 MAX WEINBERG 3950             2   1  1    22       LATE SHOW (403)
 CARSON DAILY 3930             2   3  0    22       LATE SHOW (403)
-DMOBSTER 3362                 3   2  0    21       SUPERIOR DOA (359)
-PIMPLES 3917                  2   0  0    21       THE BEARS (268)
-ANGEL OF DEATH 3805           2   2  0    20       SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5 (395)
-JIM DIGRIZ 3163               1   5  1    19       STAINLESS STEEL RAT (338)
-FREON NECROPHILA 3861         0   1  0    19       DEE CEE (397)
-TORSO TIGER 3949              3   1  0    18       AS SEEN ON TV (361)
-FURIOUS BASHER 3881           2   4  1    17       FLAGG'S DEVASTATORS (400)
 T.A.B. 3411                   4   4  0    16       FREAKSHOW (354)
-TWISTER 3854                  1   1  0    13       CHICKS DIG IT (396)
 OGRISH NOCLARR 3970           1   0  0    13       GRIM OBITUARY (197)
 HALIBUT GHA 3952              2   3  0    12       FISH MONGERS (406)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DOCTOR DEATH 3806             2   2  0    12       SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5 (395)
-EASY TWEEZE 3937              3   2  0    11       AS SEEN ON TV (361)
-FAT JOKES 3841                3   2  0    11       CHICKS DIG IT (396)
 KING SAMMON 3955              2   3  0     9       FISH MONGERS (406)
-THE BUM 3918                  1   0  0     9       THE BEARS (268)
-UMZAR RALU 3715               2   2  0     8       GRIM OBITUARY (197)
 MR. BIG BAD 3943              2   0  0     7       EVIL DEATH DUDES (392)
 SUPERMODEL MIA 3738           1   3  0     7       FREAKSHOW (354)
-ZESPEE KOO 3946               1   1  0     7       FLAGG'S DEVASTATORS (400)
 EDDY EELPOUT 3965             1   1  0     5       FISH MONGERS (406)
 KUMITE 3963                   0   3  0     3       SAMURAI KIDS II (390)
-THERRU 3958                   0   2  0     2       MITHRAL HALO (383)
-TGEKI ROO 3947                0   2  0     2       FLAGG'S DEVASTATORS (400)
 DUSKBLADE 3968                0   2  0     2       THE DEN OF SWORDS (369)
 ARSENIO HALL 3973             0   1  0     1       LATE SHOW (403)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
THE JUDGE 3948         1  1 0 THE BEARS 268         MAX WEINBERG 3950     306         
BLACK ORC 20           0  1 0 DARK ARENA 0          FAT GREY BEAST 3969   307 NONE    
STURGEON ROE 3953      1  2 0 FISH MONGERS 406      JIM DIGRIZ 3163       305 REVENGED
ELEPHANT 3971          0  1 0 GRIM OBITUARY 197     SHEWISH GIANT 21      307 NONE    
KATCHU 3920            3  5 0 SAMURAI KIDS II 390   MISTRESS SITALVA 23   307 NONE    
BARNEY BOY 3966        1  1 0 SAMURAI KIDS II 390   DARK CHAMPION 24      307 NONE    
LOTUS 3909             4  1 1 SAMURAI KIDS II 390   VICIOUS THRILL 3885   303 REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Mithral DoDa -- That I even mention your name in the personals is the greatest honor
you will achieve in Valamantis.  At least you appreciate the great pains I go to in
order to make people smile while reading the personals.  All Tmoochy does to get
people to laugh at him is just fight his warriors. -- Sensei Jan

Indimar -- You think that poo flinging is funny?  Of course, I did hear that you make
your fighters rub that nasty stuff on their weapons before a battle....  Why, man?
Why? -- Sensei Jan

Elephant -- It's obvious your hooked on phonics was lost in the mail. -- Sensei Jan

Katchu -- Why did Sensei Man send you after me?  He must enjoy seeing his fighters
get pimp-slapped around!  Ha ha ha...sound familiar, you little cur? -- Mistress

Sensei Man -- Ahh what a laugh riot that last turn was!  I just couldn't get over the
fact that you downchallenged (what else is new) my warrior with your total parry
Katchu and still got beat!  How rich!  I am so sure you thought you had a win!
Everything was stacked against my warrior, no way could she have won.  But hey, what
do ya know?  Not only does she win...she kicks the crap out of your warrior in the
process!  I hope you know how pathetic you and your total parry are. -- Tmoney (The
Chaos Bringer), manager of The Den Of Swords

Garrion -- Wait a minute!  I thought you cowards from Mithral Halo weren't even going
to show your faces for fear of The Den of Swords!  I am not impressed by you or your
manager's cowardly strategy.  Grow some cajones and bring all your friends in here so
I can personally level them! -- Magnus Phaedrus

Indimar -- Or should I say, Emailamar!  Anyway...congratulations on the Duelmaster.
Your stable is performing quite strongly and you appear to have some promising
warriors coming up.  Keep it up.  Also...try not to lend your ear to that foolish
Barnabas...as we both know he is a walking contradiction.  Congrats again. -- Tmoney
(The Chaos Bringer), manager of The Den of Swords

Mithral Halo -- Here chick chick chick...here chick chick chick...come out come out
wherever you arrrrrrre. -- The Den Of Swords

Jeffrizzel -- My good friend, do not let the misguiding words of Barnabas lead you
astray.  You know who your true friends are here in Valamantis and I need not point
that out to you.  Plus you can manage to fight all of your warriors as opposed to
that coward.  I have stood by you since the get go and I plan to do the same for the
future. -- Tmoney (The Chaos Bringer) manager of The Den Of Swords

Barnabas -- You shouldn't throw stones if you live in a glass house.  And if you got
a glass jaw you should watch your mouth, because I'll break your face.  I hope I have
your attention.  You certainly are not the Barnabas I once knew.  The Barnabas of old
would not hide and play games.  He would fight through any storm and still remain
standing regardless of the outcome.  However you are not the same.  You are a coward.
Plain and simple.  You accuse me of gunning for managers of whom I know personally
yet when you deliberately avoid me you still find it necessary to challenge one of my
own.  So I ask you what is going on?  How much longer will your cowardly charade
continue?  You are only hurting yourself in the long run.  Apparently you can't stand
the heat.  So you best get out of the kitchen on your own power while you still can.
-- Tmoney (The Chaos Bringer), manager of The Den Of Swords

10 May 2003
To All -- Fellow managers, I humbly request your help.  My team (Ex Oblivione) was
started in Monuntial (DM 34) back in '92.  They were active for seven months.  I have
lost all early traces of them.  If any of you can help with copies of relevant
newsletters or, if you fought one of my warriors, copies of the fights, I would
greatly appreciate it.  I only have one of my original warriors left from the early
team now active in DM 60.  You can diplo me with any info here in the wonderful city
of Aradi.  Thank you in advance. -- Enigma, manager Ex Oblivione

15 May 2003
Assurnasirbanipal invites all to use his computerized warrior management tool.  The
program is the most extensive management tool ever created.  It was meant to run on a
PALM OS PDA, but will run (emulated) on a PC or MAC.  You can get this program on the
web at: http://www.geocities.com/assurnasir

27 May 2003
A note to everyone regarding manager names and manager lists -- If you're running a
team incognito, all you have to do is let me know and I won't put your name on any
manager lists.  It has seemed though, that more people want their names listed, even
if they do not announce themselves, than the other way around.  Also, I do maintain
the list more or less by hand and errors do creep in.  You have but to say I've made
an error and no one will be the wiser (except thee and me, of course). -- The Saint,
keeper of lists

30 May 2003
Duelmasters Friends and Friendly Foes -- I am returning to the United States for the
summer.  Please direct any Snailmail to:
     Devon Hagy
     Open Skies Ministries
     Att: Hammer
     1515 E 7th St
     Okmulgee, OK 74447
     USA
Bro De is the founder and president of Open Skies Ministries [Prison Ministry] and a
newcomer to the world of Duelmasters. We minister together when I am in the area.
See you on the sands!
-- Daryl P Holloman aka Hammer

Flower Hammerz DM 28
Casino Hammerz DM 33
Fish Hammerz DM 54

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

KATCHU was butchered by MISTRESS SITALVA in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
BARNEY BOY was slaughtered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
FAT GREY BEAST luckily killed BLACK ORC in a action packed 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
ELEPHANT was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a popular 1 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
MAGNUS PHAEDRUS was devastated by KISSAKI in a 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
MAX WEINBERG was narrowly defeated by HOLLY MACKEREL in a 2 minute Challenge struggle.
MISTRESS was overpowered by BLACK WIDOW in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
ALBACORE TUNER luckily beat JIMMY KIMMEL in a action packed 7 minute Challenge melee.
SUPERMODEL MIA lost to FATHER in a 2 minute novice vs. expert Challenge duel.
CARSON DAILY vanquished KING SAMMON in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
HAYAI overpowered DUSKBLADE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
MUGA GUCKA was overpowered by ANDERS in a 1 minute one-sided Title match.
SNOW CONEZ devastated DARTH TIMMY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
FROG SOAPDISH luckily beat PLUMBER'S BUTT in a crowd pleasing 5 minute conflict.
EVIL WEEVIL savagely defeated DOZER in a popular 7 minute bloody duel.
COMB-OVER vanquished DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute bloody one-sided fray.
DAVID LETTERMAN devastated EDDY EELPOUT in a 1 minute brutal one-sided brawl.
BWAHAHA savagely defeated T.A.B. in a exciting 1 minute brutal bout.
DEATH WISH overpowered KUMITE in a 3 minute bloody mismatched conflict.
MR. BIG BAD luckily beat ARSENIO HALL in a exciting 3 minute gory beginner's fight.
HALIBUT GHA was overcome by 3-MINUTE MAN in a 2 minute beginner's duel.
OGRISH NOCLARR devastated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      9         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -   2 -  0      75  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  9         TOTAL PARRY       41 -  19 -  1      68  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         WALL OF STEEL     19 -  13 -  1      59  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  6         PARRY-STRIKE      10 -  10 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         STRIKING ATTACK   53 -  53 -  7      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         SLASHING ATTACK   20 -  21 -  0      49  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         LUNGING ATTACK    43 -  58 -  6      43  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         AIMED BLOW         2 -   7 -  0      22  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         BASHING ATTACK     5 -  18 -  0      22  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 307 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  5         5  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  2         2  WALL OF STEEL  
SLASHING ATTACK    5 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  6         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        5 -  4     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   SNOW CONEZ 3316            12   7  0   93 FREAKSHOW (354)
STRIKING ATTACK  KISSAKI 3834               10   6  1   65 SAMURAI KIDS II (390)
SLASHING ATTACK  COMB-OVER 3840              6   0  0   56 CHICKS DIG IT (396)
TOTAL PARRY      FROG SOAPDISH 3319         14   5  0   49 FREAKSHOW (354)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      HOLLY MACKEREL 3951         5   0  0   36 FISH MONGERS (406)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ANDERS 3476.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
EVIL WEEVIL 3779.  The ten other most popular fighters were JIMMY KIMMEL 3913, 
PLUMBER'S BUTT 3843, ARSENIO HALL 3973, ANDERS 3476, BWAHAHA 3870, KISSAKI 3834, 
BLACK WIDOW 3807, HAYAI 3960, SNOW CONEZ 3316, and DOZER 3826.

The least popular fighter this week was EDDY EELPOUT 3965.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MUGA GUCKA 3320, DUSKBLADE 3968, KING SAMMON 3955, ALBACORE 
TUNER 3954, MISTRESS 3928, MAGNUS PHAEDRUS 3908, BARNEY BOY 3966, KATCHU 3920, OGRISH 
NOCLARR 3970, and MR. BIG BAD 3943.