DUELMASTERS NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/16/2003    Duedate: 06/28/2003

VALAMANTIS ARENA

DM-62    TURN-308

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ANDERS
THE DEN OF SWORDS (369)
(62-3476) [15-25-4,116]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ANDERS                         JIMMY KIMMEL
THE DEN OF SWORDS (369)        LATE SHOW (403)
(62-3476) [15-25-4,116]        (62-3913) [4-3-0,50]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MUGA GUCKA                     MUGA GUCKA
FREAKSHOW (354)                FREAKSHOW (354)
(62-3320) [13-7-0,87]          (62-3320) [13-7-0,87]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

FISH MONGERS (406)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. FISH MONGERS (406)          30
2. EVIL DEATH DUDES (392)      27      SUPERIOR DOA (359)
3. DEE CEE (397)               14      Unchartered Team
4. THE DEN OF SWORDS (369)     13
5. WON AT POOL (401)           12      WON AT POOL (401)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*WON AT POOL (401)          4   1  0 80.0   1/ 1*FISH MONGERS (406)        8  7 0
 2/ 2 SUPERIOR DOA (359)        24  14  1 63.2   2/ 4 EVIL DEATH DUDES (392)    7  3 0
 3- 4*CHICKS DIG IT (396)       17  11  0 60.7   3/ 6*LATE SHOW (403)           7  8 2
 4/ 3*FISH MONGERS (406)        18  12  0 60.0   4/ 8 THE DEN OF SWORDS (369)   6  9 0
 5/ 5 SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5 (395)    18  13  0 58.1   5/ 3 SAMURAI KIDS II (390)     6  9 0
 6- 7 THE BEARS (268)          252 202 18 55.5   6/ 7 FREAKSHOW (354)           5  5 0
 7/ 6 SAMURAI KIDS II (390)     55  46  4 54.5   7- 2 AS SEEN ON TV (361)       3  2 0
 8/ 8 FREAKSHOW (354)           50  42  0 54.3   8/15*WON AT POOL (401)         2  0 0
 9/ 9 MITHRAL HALO (383)        44  40  2 52.4   9- 5 THE BEARS (268)           2  1 0
10/10 EVIL DEATH DUDES (392)    24  23  2 51.1  10/10 SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5 (395)    2  1 0
11/17*DEE CEE (397)              1   1  0 50.0  11-11*CHICKS DIG IT (396)       2  1 0
12-11 AS SEEN ON TV (361)       97 101  7 49.0  12/12 MITHRAL HALO (383)        2  2 0
13/ 0 IRON THRONE (296)          8   9  1 47.1  13/ 9 GRIM OBITUARY (197)       2  4 1
14/12 GRIM OBITUARY (197)      345 436 34 44.2  14/17*DEE CEE (397)             1  0 0
15/13 THE DEN OF SWORDS (369)   84 115  8 42.2  15/14 SUPERIOR DOA (359)        1  2 0
16/15*LATE SHOW (403)           13  22  2 37.1  16/ 0 IRON THRONE (296)         0  1 0
17-16*STAINLESS STEEL RA (338)   1   5  1 16.7  17-16*STAINLESS STEEL RA (338)  0  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

      * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ *

                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 471): BABYFACE of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 356): OSANNA of THE GOLDEN FISH (Lord Noll, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 476): OINGO BOINGO of DOUBLE TROUBLE (Sultan, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 473): SULACCO of DEATH ON A STIK (Stik, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 471): BURNT OCHER of CRAYOLA KILLERS (Stik, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 475): RED FUSION of IT'S NEW! (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 472): POPCORN MACHINE of WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 467): SUNNY SIDE UP of SPRINGBORN (Still, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 458): TUM of FROM THE FACE (Shocking Toad, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 457): JACKASS of TRIAL & ERROR (JE, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 431): KRASNOYASK-26 of 5440 OR FIGHT! (Mordraith, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 422): MEN WORKING of JUST BECAUSE (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 182): EGAN FORN of THE MIDDLE WAY (Gabria Hand, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 409): RUBBER BUMPER of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 357): REAP THE FIELD of SORROW'S HARVEST (Gergin "Happy Toes"
                             Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 169): SEX ON THE BEACH of INDULGENT DRINKS (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 157): IMMOVEABLE OBJECT of NOT QUITE (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 307): ANDERS of THE DEN OF SWORDS (TMoney, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 134): CADELL of THE OCTAVIANS (Big Red, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 350): MAHI MAHI of BIG MEAN FISH from TALCAMA (Big Wave Dave)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 471): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 356): HARLEQUINS (Jinx, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 476): THE BALROGS (Poppa Balrog, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 473): ABBY NORMAL (Poppa Balrog, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 471): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Adela Chu, team captain)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 475): SUPER HEROES (Unforgiven, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 472): DEAD SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 467): TERRAPIN STATION (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 458): none
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 457): CARNAGE CANARIES (C. Canary, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 431): LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (Shocking Toad, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 422): ALL FINESSE (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 182): THE MIDDLE WAY (Gabria Hand, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 409): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 357): SORROW'S HARVEST (Gergin "Happy Toes" Frothingslosh)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 169): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jinda, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 157): KNIGHTS TEMPLAR (Unforgiven, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 307): FISH MONGERS (Ghoti, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 134): FREELANCERS (Jinx, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 350): THUNDR + LITENING (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 471): BABYFACE of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 356): OSANNA of THE GOLDEN FISH (Lord Noll, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 473): APNEA of ABBY NORMAL (Poppa Balrog, mgr.)
               (turn 472): SCALLAITIS of ABBY NORMAL (Poppa Balrog, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 470): HOFFA of JOHNS (Dear, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 474): ENDYMION of KREWE OF DRUID (The Druid, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 471): PREACHER of THRILLZ & KILLZ (DeGotti, mgr.)
                           LEBEAU of HOGAN'S HEROES (Postmaster, mgr.)
                           WARHOL of UNDEAD ARTISTS (Otto X. Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 466): ANGAR of WAR HAWKS (Jinx, mgr.)
                           JESUS CHRYSLER of TERRAPIN STATION (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 457): NUMBERED WON of NEXT GENERATION (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
                            BUBBLES of WASTELAND (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 456): BOTTINEAU of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 431): KRASNOYASK-26 of 5440 OR FIGHT! (Mordraith, mgr.)
                          ABATIS of ACT OF MALICE (Carnage, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 422): MEN WORKING of JUST BECAUSE (A-Sop, mgr.)
                  (turn 421): TIGER SPLASH of ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 356): TAILIDA DAWNRAIN of DARK HORSEMEN (Jinda, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 169): SEX ON THE BEACH of INDULGENT DRINKS (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 156): BALI of ISLANDERS (Devan ki Ru, mgr.)
                          ROGERS of THE EXPLORERS (Kellog, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
VALAMANTIS brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  If this keeps up, AS SEEN ON TV, 
you'll have to shine swords instead of use them.  A drop of 5 in the rankings?  WON 
AT POOL turned their 1-0-0 turn into a 8th place rank in the listings this turn.  Any 
better than this, and you get put on hit lists.  Of course, we're all terribly 
impressed to see KING SAMMON win a fight and gain 18 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, 
FREON NECROPHILA beat HAYAI and HAYAI lost 14 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  
SNOW CONEZ challenged VALAMANTIS' Duelmaster for a shot at the throne.  And if 
variety is the spice of life, VALAMANTIS may be getting bland, as ANDERS stays top 
dog in the city.  Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else do you think 
some of these guys win their fights?  Skill?  Ha!   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.  SAMURAI 
KIDS II, I suppose you'll be glad to know you were this turn's most avoided team.  
Care to know who is the most afraid of you?  And who led the way in this mass act of 
cowardice?  Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It was THE DEN OF SWORDS.  Ha ha ha ha!  
Ooh, I'm frightfully impressed, KISSAKI was this turn's most challenged warrior.  
Watch that ego swell, sports fans.  I guess I can give a little credit to GARRION of 
MITHRAL HALO for challenging up by 21 to MUGA GUCKA.  GARRION lost to get 61 points 
of recognition.   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave 
team is developing these kinds of weapons?   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Phlllt!  Just had to do that before 
I leave the fine city of VALAMANTIS.  I feel much better now.  Glad to see the back 
of this place-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ANDERS 3476                  15  25  4   116       THE DEN OF SWORDS (369)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-P.B. BLASTER 3718            14   5  2   111       AS SEEN ON TV (361)
-EURO STEAMER 3810            11   4  0    99       AS SEEN ON TV (361)
-LHI 3361                      9   3  1    99       SUPERIOR DOA (359)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MUGA GUCKA 3320              13   7  0    87       FREAKSHOW (354)
 SNOW CONEZ 3316              12   8  0    85       FREAKSHOW (354)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-JAGGED SHIV 3357             13   9  2    76       GRIM OBITUARY (197)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DAWNRACER 3699               11   6  1    66       MITHRAL HALO (383)
 DARTH TIMMY 3781              7   3  0    66       EVIL DEATH DUDES (392)
 EVIL WEEVIL 3779              6   3  1    66       EVIL DEATH DUDES (392)
 AKLAR 3700                   10   7  1    65       MITHRAL HALO (383)
 GARRION 3723                 12   5  0    61       MITHRAL HALO (383)
-MANAGER 3392                  7   2  0    61       SUPERIOR DOA (359)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KISSAKI 3834                 10   7  1    56       SAMURAI KIDS II (390)
-COMB-OVER 3840                6   0  0    56       CHICKS DIG IT (396)
 BLACK WIDOW 3807              9   7  0    53       SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5 (395)
 FROG SOAPDISH 3319           15   5  0    51       FREAKSHOW (354)
 JIMMY KIMMEL 3913             4   3  0    50       LATE SHOW (403)
-GED 3823                      6   4  0    46       MITHRAL HALO (383)
 ALBACORE TUNER 3954           5   1  0    46       FISH MONGERS (406)
 DOZER 3826                   11   6  0    42       THE DEN OF SWORDS (369)
 MAGNUS PHAEDRUS 3908          5   5  1    37       THE DEN OF SWORDS (369)
 HOLLY MACKEREL 3951           5   1  0    37       FISH MONGERS (406)
 FATHER 3363                   5   7  0    36       SUPERIOR DOA (359)
 MADE A COMBO 3896             4   1  0    36       WON AT POOL (401)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FREON NECROPHILA 3861         1   1  0    33       DEE CEE (397)
 DEATH WISH 3819               5   3  0    31       EVIL DEATH DUDES (392)
-PLUMBER'S BUTT 3843           3   4  0    30       CHICKS DIG IT (396)
-GRIM REAPER 3803              2   1  0    29       SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5 (395)
 CARSON DAILY 3930             3   3  0    27       LATE SHOW (403)
-PSYCO KILLER 3804             3   1  0    27       SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5 (395)
 KING SAMMON 3955              3   3  0    27       FISH MONGERS (406)
-3-MINUTE MAN 3888             2   2  0    27       CHICKS DIG IT (396)
 BWAHAHA 3870                  3   4  1    26       EVIL DEATH DUDES (392)
 HALIBUT GHA 3952              3   3  0    25       FISH MONGERS (406)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THUNDERCLAP 2732              3   2  0    23       IRON THRONE (296)
 DAVID LETTERMAN 3912          3   5  0    22       LATE SHOW (403)
-DMOBSTER 3362                 3   2  0    21       SUPERIOR DOA (359)
-PIMPLES 3917                  2   0  0    21       THE BEARS (268)
 MISTRESS 3928                 5   4  1    20       THE DEN OF SWORDS (369)
-ANGEL OF DEATH 3805           2   2  0    20       SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5 (395)
-JIM DIGRIZ 3163               1   5  1    19       STAINLESS STEEL RAT (338)
-TORSO TIGER 3949              3   1  0    18       AS SEEN ON TV (361)
 FUNSHI 3974                   1   0  0    17       SAMURAI KIDS II (390)
-CAPTAIN TORCH 2731            2   2  0    14       IRON THRONE (296)
-TWISTER 3854                  1   1  0    13       CHICKS DIG IT (396)
 HAYAI 3960                    3   2  0    12       SAMURAI KIDS II (390)
-DOCTOR DEATH 3806             2   2  0    12       SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5 (395)
 ARSENIO HALL 3973             1   1  1    12       LATE SHOW (403)
-EASY TWEEZE 3937              3   2  0    11       AS SEEN ON TV (361)
-FAT JOKES 3841                3   2  0    11       CHICKS DIG IT (396)
-DEATH CHILL 2730              1   0  1    11       IRON THRONE (296)
 SUPERMODEL MIA 3738           2   3  0    10       FREAKSHOW (354)
 DUSKBLADE 3968                1   2  0    10       THE DEN OF SWORDS (369)
 MAX WEINBERG 3950             2   2  1     9       LATE SHOW (403)
-THE BUM 3918                  1   0  0     9       THE BEARS (268)
-UMZAR RALU 3715               2   2  0     8       GRIM OBITUARY (197)
 MR. BIG BAD 3943              2   1  0     7       EVIL DEATH DUDES (392)
 EDDY EELPOUT 3965             1   2  0     5       FISH MONGERS (406)
 OGRISH NOCLARR 3970           1   1  0     4       GRIM OBITUARY (197)
-THERRU 3958                   0   2  0     2       MITHRAL HALO (383)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ZAIN GRIMEYE 3976             0   1  0     1       GRIM OBITUARY (197)
-COUNCILMAN 2729               0   1  0     1       IRON THRONE (296)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
THE JUDGE 3948         1  1 0 THE BEARS 268         MAX WEINBERG 3950     306         
STURGEON ROE 3953      1  2 0 FISH MONGERS 406      JIM DIGRIZ 3163       305 REVENGED
T.A.B. 3411            4  5 0 FREAKSHOW 354         WURM KIN 27           308 NONE    
FAT GREY BEAST 3969    1  1 1 GRIM OBITUARY 197     HIGH ELF 19           308 NONE    
KUMITE 3963            0  4 0 SAMURAI KIDS II 390   MISTRESS SITALVA 23   308 NONE    
JITTE 3975             0  1 0 SAMURAI KIDS II 390   ARSENIO HALL 3973     308         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Anders/T-Money -- Congrats on your title.  If you still have the title and Muga can
challenge, I would hope you'd give us a shot.  You'll beat me everything I slow down
and use the lunge tactic.  PB will pay for that. -- Elephant

Sensei Man -- I don't think it was that obvious my hooked on phonics was lost in the
mail.  What's obvious is that your razor lost its way to your face.  Your Buffalo
Bill impersonation doesn't have me fooled.  It rubs it's face with shaving cream.  It
does this whenever it's told or it gets the hose.  Now it places the razor against
its mustache. -- KOS

Barnabas Walters -- Your interview with Hilary Clinton was touching.  When will you
be returning to the sands?  Does 20/20 and The View really take up that much of your
time? -- KOS

Emailamar -- I plan on getting revenge for your no show. -- Elephant

T.A.B. -- You really suck.  Now I know why you taped your deployed airbag to the
steering wheel.  You should've stuck with hanging with Wall Street Wally and Liquid
Dwayne-O.  Enjoy the DA. -- Elephant

Hombre -- What was the idiot's name that ran with TAB?  I think his last name was
Puckett??

Tybalt -- I'm not sure why a warrior who went 5-3 in the last mail-in gets sucked
off.  Oh well, I guess it's time to make my return to Talahya.  I'll tell Rigor and
Axl you're on the way.  I guess it's time to add a little Graphic Violence to
Valamantis. -- Elephant

27 May 2003
A note to everyone regarding manager names and manager lists -- If you're running a
team incognito, all you have to do is let me know and I won't put your name on any
manager lists.  It has seemed though, that more people want their names listed, even
if they do not announce themselves, than the other way around.  Also, I do maintain
the list more or less by hand and errors do creep in.  You have but to say I've made
an error and no one will be the wiser (except thee and me, of course). -- The Saint,
keeper of lists

30 May 2003
Duelmasters Friends and Friendly Foes -- I am returning to the United States for the
summer.  Please direct any Snailmail to:
     Devon Hagy
     Open Skies Ministries
     Att: Hammer
     1515 E 7th St
     Okmulgee, OK 74447
     USA
Bro De is the founder and president of Open Skies Ministries [Prison Ministry] and a
newcomer to the world of Duelmasters. We minister together when I am in the area.
See you on the sands!
-- Daryl P Holloman aka Hammer
Flower Hammerz DM 28
Casino Hammerz DM 33
Fish Hammerz DM 54

3 June 2003
     The Company of Brothers want to take this opportunity to formally introduce
ourselves to all players.  Our play is NOT based on smack, rudeness, or anything less
than fair play (well...as fair as it gets!) and improving the knowledge base of the
game and the sharing of experimentation and information.  We are not concerned with
personal politics, ideals, etc.  We are players who enjoy the game.
     Currently, our membership includes:
     Asmo Dius, Baphomet, and Fahkry.
     We wish to welcome our newest member...Suiside.  May the gods smile upon you and
victory rest well on your team.  Any who wish to join us may contact one of our
members for info.

4 June 2003
                 ANNOUNCING THE RETURN OF STORMCROWE SLAUGHTERHOUSE
     The last Stormcrowe Slaughterhouse was one of the closest and most exciting
contests ever held in Alastari.  Such an epic demands a sequel.  Therefore, Master
Darque and Jack Wolfspider are pleased to announce the return of the Stormcrowe
Slaughterhouse.
     Where?  Stormcrowe DM 45 (slow).  When?  The Slaughterhouse returns on Turn 207,
due August 19.  How can you get into the action?  Bring a team (one per entrant
please) to arena 45 and announce your intention to join the contest in the Personals.
     Rules:  This time around the rules are very simple.  Each warrior win against a
higher rated opponent (one or more points higher in the ratings) brings you 10
points, against even rated opponent 7 points, lower rated 5 points.  Wins against
NPCs or by a warrior who downchallenges are worth 0 points.  Points are doubled for
kills.  All warriors in the arena whether participating in the Slaughterhouse or not
are fair game.  Points are totaled weekly, and the contestant whose team has racked
up the most points at the end of 10 turns is declared Slaughterhouse Champion.
     Prizes:  To be announced; we're still talking with RSI about it.  Figure it will
be something pretty good.  But hey, who needs prizes when the honor of being
Slaughterhouse Champion awaits!
     More info:  Master Darque, MasterDarqueDM@aol.com, or Jack Wolfspider,
russtulp@aol.com.  Or diplo Darque Forces (428) or Dynastic (433) in Arena 45.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FAT GREY BEAST was viciously butchered by HIGH ELF in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
T.A.B. was murdered by WURM KIN in a exciting 2 minute gory Dark Arena melee.
KUMITE was slaughtered by MISTRESS SITALVA in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
EVIL WEEVIL bested KISSAKI in a popular 1 minute Challenge fight.
DEATH WISH subdued DAVID LETTERMAN in a 3 minute bloody Challenge competition.
SNOW CONEZ was vanquished by ANDERS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
GARRION was savagely defeated by MUGA GUCKA in a 5 minute Challenge brawl.
ALBACORE TUNER was overcome by DARTH TIMMY in a 5 minute Challenge melee.
HOLLY MACKEREL was viciously subdued by FROG SOAPDISH in a 11 minute Challenge fight.
BWAHAHA was luckily beaten by DOZER in a 7 minute Challenge fight.
HALIBUT GHA overpowered OGRISH NOCLARR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
DUSKBLADE subdued EDDY EELPOUT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute amateur's Challenge match.
MR. BIG BAD was bested by CARSON DAILY in a exciting 3 minute bloody Challenge battle.
AKLAR overpowered MAGNUS PHAEDRUS in a popular 1 minute gruesome mismatched conflict.
FATHER was savagely defeated by BLACK WIDOW in a action packed 2 minute struggle.
JIMMY KIMMEL overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
MADE A COMBO devastated MISTRESS in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
HAYAI was overpowered by FREON NECROPHILA in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
KING SAMMON overpowered THUNDERCLAP in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched conflict.
MAX WEINBERG was defeated by FUNSHI in a 1 minute novice's duel.
SUPERMODEL MIA beat ZAIN GRIMEYE in a 1 minute beginner's fray.
ARSENIO HALL easily killed JITTE in a 1 minute brutal one-sided contest.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 11         TOTAL PARRY       41 -  22 -  1      65  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   9         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   3 -  0      63  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      8         WALL OF STEEL     18 -  11 -  1      62  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         STRIKING ATTACK   56 -  50 -  5      53  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         SLASHING ATTACK   22 -  23 -  0      49  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         PARRY-STRIKE      10 -  12 -  1      45  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         LUNGING ATTACK    43 -  59 -  6      42  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         BASHING ATTACK     6 -  17 -  0      26  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         AIMED BLOW         2 -   7 -  0      22  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 308 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    7 -  4     TOTAL PARRY        3 -  5         5  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  4     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
                              PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  2     
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   MUGA GUCKA 3320            13   7  0   87 FREAKSHOW (354)
STRIKING ATTACK  DARTH TIMMY 3781            7   3  0   66 EVIL DEATH DUDES (392)
TOTAL PARRY      GARRION 3723               12   5  0   61 MITHRAL HALO (383)
SLASHING ATTACK  BLACK WIDOW 3807            9   7  0   53 SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5 (395)
PARRY-LUNGE      HOLLY MACKEREL 3951         5   1  0   37 FISH MONGERS (406)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MUGA GUCKA 3320.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was MUGA GUCKA 3320.  The ten other most popular fighters were DARTH TIMMY 3781, 
CARSON DAILY 3930, BLACK WIDOW 3807, DAVID LETTERMAN 3912, AKLAR 3700, EVIL WEEVIL 
3779, BWAHAHA 3870, HALIBUT GHA 3952, DUSKBLADE 3968, and MADE A COMBO 3896.

The least popular fighter this week was FROG SOAPDISH 3319.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were DOZER 3826, JITTE 3975, MAX WEINBERG 3950, HAYAI 3960, MR. BIG 
BAD 3943, HOLLY MACKEREL 3951, ALBACORE TUNER 3954, SNOW CONEZ 3316, KUMITE 3963, and 
FAT GREY BEAST 3969.

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

     For those of you who keep track of such things, 13 additional warriors graduated 
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament:

                            STRYSON (12-1368) SHADOW LORDS
                              STEFEN (15-2052) WILD BOYS
                         FROG SLAYER (21-4021) THE GUARDIANS
                       VICTOR CALDERONE (60-5223) CLUB CULTURE
                          TYBALT (62-3696) GRAPHIC VIOLENCE
                         WESTON (65-5719) SUPERIOR FORCES 4I
                            FOGGY (72-4595) DARQUE FORCES
                              NORAF (82-3856) ENVENOMED
                          CHEOPS (82-4451) LEGENDS OF EGYPT
                      THE SCREAMING FANS (82-6495) WHY I PLAY DM
                            CRAB (82-11880) 4-LETTER STDS
                         BRAND (82-13289) TOADS OF AMBER III
                        SHERRI (82-15114) SUPERIOR FORCES 3201

                                          -- Green Eyes