DUELMASTERS NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/06/2003    Duedate: 10/18/2003

VALAMANTIS ARENA

DM-62    TURN-316

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

RAY
THE BOLT (378)
(62-3611) [14-4-0,133]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

RAY                            HOLLY MACKEREL
THE BOLT (378)                 FISH MONGERS (406)
(62-3611) [14-4-0,133]         (62-3951) [8-1-0,68]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

AKLAR                          FRANZ BECKENBAUER
MITHRAL HALO (383)             SOCCER STUDS (411)
(62-3700) [11-10-1,82]         (62-4019) [3-2-0,13]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

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          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SAMURAI KIDS II (390)       45
2. THE BEARS (268)             33      SUPERIOR DOA (359)
3. THE BOLT (378)              24      Unchartered Team
4. FISH MONGERS (406)          21
5. MIKE'S INK (380)            20      FISH MONGERS (406)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*SRETSAMLEUD (407)         21  12  3 63.6   1/ 3 THE BOLT (378)            8  7 1
 2/ 0 SUPERIOR DOA (359)        27  16  1 62.8   2/ 5 SAMURAI KIDS II (390)     8  7 1
 3/ 2 SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5 (395)    24  15  0 61.5   3/ 2 LATE SHOW (403)           7  8 0
 4/ 0*FISH MONGERS (406)        25  17  0 59.5   4- 1*SRETSAMLEUD (407)         6  3 1
 5/ 3 SADISTS F2F II (389)      10   7  0 58.8   5/ 4 AS SEEN ON TV (361)       6  5 0
 6/ 6 THE BEARS (268)          257 208 18 55.3   6- 6 THE LOSERS (393)          4  1 1
 7/ 4*SOCCER STUDS (411)         6   5  0 54.5   7/ 9 SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5 (395)    3  0 0
 8/ 5 WON AT POOL (401)          7   6  0 53.8   8-10*MAD SHADOWS (351)         3  2 0
 9/ 7 SAMURAI KIDS II (390)     70  65  7 51.9   9- 8 THE DEN OF SWORDS (369)   3  2 0
10/ 0 MIKE'S INK (380)          28  28  1 50.0  10/11 MITHRAL HALO (383)        3  9 0
11/ 8 AS SEEN ON TV (361)      113 119  7 48.7  11/ 0*FISH MONGERS (406)        2  0 0
12/ 9 MITHRAL HALO (383)        51  56  2 47.7  12/ 0 SUPERIOR DOA (359)        2  2 0
13/10 THE BOLT (378)            38  44  3 46.3  13/13 THE BEARS (268)           2  3 0
14/11 LATE SHOW (403)           26  36  3 41.9  14/ 7*SOCCER STUDS (411)        2  3 0
15-12 THE LOSERS (393)          23  32  4 41.8  15-12*LEGION OF LEGEND (409)    2  4 0
16-13 THE DEN OF SWORDS (369)   94 134  9 41.2  16/ 0 MIKE'S INK (380)          1  0 0
17-14*MAD SHADOWS (351)          9  21  1 30.0  17/17 SADISTS F2F II (389)      1  2 0
18-15*LEGION OF LEGEND (409)     2   8  0 20.0  18/14 WON AT POOL (401)         1  2 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-17*BLITHERING IDIOTS (415)    1   8  0 11.1  19-16*BLITHERING IDIOTS (415)   1  8 0
20/ 0*AIN'T EASY (412)           0   1  0  0.0  20/ 0*AIN'T EASY (412)          0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Hail VALAMANTIS!  Warriors of the arena, prepare to be praised and blamed for 
your deeds.  Now keep the taverns open late tonight, for there are sorrows to drown 
for SOCCER STUDS, whose 0-1-0 this turn dropped them by 7 into 14th.  SAMURAI KIDS II 
stable has parlayed this turn's 5-0-1 into a 3 space move up the rankings.  This 
brings them up to 2nd place.  Good work, guys!  And let's see, DADDY fought DAWNRACER 
and gained 20 points and contributed to MIKE'S INK's 1-0-0.  DAWNRACER has lost to 
DADDY, falling 16 points, while helping make MITHRAL HALO a 1-4-0 turn.  The attempts 
to dethrone the Duelmaster have failed, and RAY remains VALAMANTIS' top warrior for 
another turn.  By the way, was that our Duelmaster that I saw last night, cramped 
under the table at Doom's Dome?   
     The crowd's roar, the smell of iron and leather, mixed with sweat, what more 
could a warrior ask of life?  Well, besides that.  I also notice that the LATE SHOW 
stable was the most avoided team this turn.  Come on VALAMANTIS, what are you afraid 
of?  And guess who avoided LATE SHOW stable the most?  Believe it or not, it was 
SAMURAI KIDS II.  Anyone surprised?  The most challenged warrior this turn was LATE 
SHOW's warrior CARSON DAILY.  More fighters challenged him than challenged the 
Duelmaster!  In a fit of brilliance or of stupidity (hard to say sometimes), DAVID 
LETTERMAN challenged BLACK WIDOW today, facing a 26 difference in recognition.  But 
when the dust settled, DAVID LETTERMAN had lost to BLACK WIDOW, and LATE SHOW left 
DAVID LETTERMAN doing chores when they went to the tavern.  Better luck next time.  
In a brave attempt, JACOB from THE BOLT challenged up 18 points to fight CARSON DAILY 
from the LATE SHOW stable.  JACOB perhaps got his just desserts, seeing as he 
defeated CARSON DAILY and ended up with 51 recognition points.   
     A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once.  Wise men know this to 
be true.  Is it really true that VALAMANTIS has more dishwashers per capita that 
fighters?  Just thought I'd ask...   
     Remember, blood on the purple robe does not change it from a purple robe.  Dare 
to fight bravely.  Always good to rest in VALAMANTIS, but never good to wear out my 
welcome.  Look for me in future turns.  Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to 
paper-- Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RAY 3611                     14   4  0   133       THE BOLT (378)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DADDY 3640                   14  10  0    97       MIKE'S INK (380)
 SPENCER 3610                 12   6  2    95       THE BOLT (378)
 LHI 3361                      9   4  1    92       SUPERIOR DOA (359)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLACK WIDOW 3807             15   9  0    87       SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5 (395)
 AKLAR 3700                   11  10  1    82       MITHRAL HALO (383)
 DAWNRACER 3699               13   9  1    75       MITHRAL HALO (383)
 MANAGER 3392                  8   2  0    72       SUPERIOR DOA (359)
 JIMMY KIMMEL 3913             8   4  0    70       LATE SHOW (403)
 HOLLY MACKEREL 3951           8   1  0    68       FISH MONGERS (406)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ALBACORE TUNER 3954           7   1  0    66       FISH MONGERS (406)
 NAMES 3755                    6   5  0    58       SADISTS F2F II (389)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DAVID LETTERMAN 3912          7   6  0    56       LATE SHOW (403)
-MISTRESS 3928                 8   7  2    51       THE DEN OF SWORDS (369)
-SKUMWALL 3783                 7   3  2    51       THE LOSERS (393)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JACOB 3866                    6   3  0    51       THE BOLT (378)
 RUNNING 3758                  4   2  0    51       SADISTS F2F II (389)
-DOZER 3826                   14   8  0    50       THE DEN OF SWORDS (369)
 GED 3823                      7   8  0    49       MITHRAL HALO (383)
 MADE A COMBO 3896             7   6  0    45       WON AT POOL (401)
-MAGNUS PHAEDRUS 3908          7   9  1    41       THE DEN OF SWORDS (369)
 CARSON DAILY 3930             5   6  0    41       LATE SHOW (403)
 FATHER 3363                   6   8  0    40       SUPERIOR DOA (359)
-BETTER NOT DIE 3982           6   1  0    40       SRETSAMLEUD (407)
-YOU 4002                      4   0  0    34       SRETSAMLEUD (407)
 JIGAI 3978                    4   4  0    34       SAMURAI KIDS II (390)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NINJATO 3977                  5   3  2    33       SAMURAI KIDS II (390)
-DRAVOR 3915                   4   1  0    33       THE LOSERS (393)
-KING SAMMON 3955              4   4  0    33       FISH MONGERS (406)
 THE BUM 3918                  3   0  0    32       THE BEARS (268)
-CRYSALIS 3980                 5   2  2    29       SRETSAMLEUD (407)
 PIMPLES 3917                  5   1  0    29       THE BEARS (268)
-GRIM REAPER 3803              2   1  0    29       SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5 (395)
 DMOBSTER 3362                 4   2  0    27       SUPERIOR DOA (359)
-PSYCO KILLER 3804             3   1  0    27       SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5 (395)
-NIC 3901                      4   2  1    24       THE LOSERS (393)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BET OR NOT DIE 3981           2   4  1    23       SRETSAMLEUD (407)
 EASY TWEEZE 3937              5   7  0    22       AS SEEN ON TV (361)
-MIA 3900                      3   3  0    22       THE LOSERS (393)
-ISARA ENTEZE 3293             3   3  1    21       MAD SHADOWS (351)
 AEROBED 4005                  3   1  0    20       AS SEEN ON TV (361)
-ANGEL OF DEATH 3805           2   2  0    20       SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5 (395)
 BIJIN 4057                    2   1  0    19       SAMURAI KIDS II (390)
 ARSENIO HALL 3973             2   6  1    18       LATE SHOW (403)
 THERRU 3958                   3   3  0    17       MITHRAL HALO (383)
 EURO SHARK 4052               2   1  0    17       AS SEEN ON TV (361)
-DAGON DESHRET 3294            2   5  0    16       MAD SHADOWS (351)
-KILL ME 3979                  4   3  0    15       SRETSAMLEUD (407)
 BAMBOO 4075                   1   0  1    14       SAMURAI KIDS II (390)
 SWORDFISH 4003                1   0  0    14       FISH MONGERS (406)
 FRANZ BECKENBAUER 4019        3   2  0    13       SOCCER STUDS (411)
-DOCTOR DEATH 3806             2   2  0    12       SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5 (395)
-SHAKA NAKARI 3291             1   5  0    12       MAD SHADOWS (351)
 BRUCE WILLIS 4053             2   2  1    11       LATE SHOW (403)
-MERCURY 4011                  1   2  0    10       LEGION OF LEGEND (409)
-PADAN RAIN 4056               1   0  0    10       THE LOSERS (393)
-DIEGO MARADONA 4021           2   2  0     8       SOCCER STUDS (411)
-KAMASU FURY 3934              1   0  0     8       MAD SHADOWS (351)
 FLOWBEE JR 4068               1   1  0     8       AS SEEN ON TV (361)
-SILENT DEATH 4033             1   2  0     7       THE DEN OF SWORDS (369)
-ROBERTO BAGGIO 4022           1   1  0     7       SOCCER STUDS (411)
 KANNUCHI 4044                 1   3  0     7       SAMURAI KIDS II (390)
-RUG875 3935                   1   0  0     6       MAD SHADOWS (351)
-COOPER 3850                   1   2  0     5       MIKE'S INK (380)
-ATLAS 4008                    1   2  0     5       LEGION OF LEGEND (409)
 CATFISH MAGIC 4069            1   1  0     4       AS SEEN ON TV (361)
 LARGE MARGE 4070              1   1  0     4       THE BOLT (378)
-ISIS 4009                     0   3  0     3       LEGION OF LEGEND (409)
-SKATTER BRAIN 4061            0   2  0     2       BLITHERING IDIOTS (415)
 SOMETIMES_IT 4023             0   1  0     1       AIN'T EASY (412)
-CATAPHASIA 4063               0   1  0     1       BLITHERING IDIOTS (415)
 TAREEN 4067                   0   1  0     1       MITHRAL HALO (383)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ELWEEZA CARPER 3993           0   1  0     1       FISH MONGERS (406)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
CONVICTED THIEF 1      0  1 0   1                   BAMBOO 4075           316 NONE    
ORBITREK 4004          0  2 0 AS SEEN ON TV 361     BET OR NOT DIE 3981   313 REVENGED
PEACE KEEPER 4048      0  1 0 THE BEARS 268         MISTRESS SITALVA 23   316 NONE    
SLICK 3972             0  1 0 THE BEARS 268         STONE GOLEM 26        316 NONE    
WAR LORD 4049          0  1 0 THE BEARS 268         WURM KIN 27           316 NONE    
A.K.A. RUDIE 4062      1  1 0 BLITHERING IDIOTS 415 CRYSALIS 3980         315         
CHI CHI 4071           1  1 1 THE BOLT 378          WURM KIN 27           316 NONE    

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Tmoney -- Hey man, congrats on getting Anders graduated.  Must admit that was an
accomplishment. -- Barnabas

Hombre -- Your pal, Hombre--  Hombre who?  You that guy I met way back when I first
started playing the game?  Yeah, I remember you, killed a warrior of mine and then
went into hiding ever since.  Dude, that was months ago, and you say nice of me to
pop in.  Hopefully you'll stick around for a while, then maybe Soultaker will start
fighting more than one guy at a time. -- Barnabas

Soultaker -- Yeah you, what are you on some kind of a fixed budget, can only fight
one at a time, or did the sloshers tell you you could only fight one at a time. :) --
Barnabas

Master Evil -- What happened, stud, a while back you stated this would be an arena
you were gonna stick with.  I didn't run you out of here already, did I? -- Barnabas

Frizzel -- Dude, you need to calm down on the meds.  Duelmaster for one turn, yeah I
told Hombre I'd throw the fight so his little warrior could get the crown.  I may
take it back this turn, although I don't want to run a new manager out of the game so
maybe I'll let him enjoy the spotlight a turn or two. :) -- Barnabas

Ray -- Don't make me sic Aklar on ya. -- Dawnracer

Spencer -- Don't make me sic Dawnracer on ya. -- Aklar

Seraphim -- Welcome to Valamantis, good luck! -- Barnabas

Indimar -- Thanks, do you know who Hombre is? -- Barnabas

Rillion -- You catch that one at a time disease from Soultaker? -- Barnabas

Better Not Die -- You're pretty dumb to challenge me.  I guess you're also a little
lucky.  See you on the sands chump.  Bizoo--yah. -- Arsenio Hall

Kill Me -- Man did that take a long time.  I almost fell asleep. -- Bruce Willis

Black Widow -- I gotta give it up to the better warrior.  Nice match. -- Jimmy Kimmel

Names -- Is that steam coming out of your ears?  One of "Tmonkey's flunkey's"
warriors beat you?!  He he he. -- Carson Daily

Hombre -- That's the first of many losses my team will add to your record. --
Jeffrizzel the bizzel foshizzel

Indimar -- Lucky for Tmoney, Hombre has my attention now. -- SunGod

Hombre -- I stand corrected.  I did challenge with Running.  And what's all this

about me tryin' to be honorable?!  You have no idea who I am do you?  Believe me,
your idea of honor and mine are as different as night and day. -- SunGod, The Firm
P.S.  I take it you manage "The Bolt"?

9 September 2003
WE'RE LOOKING FOR A FEW GOOD MANAGERS!  If you think you have what it takes to match
wits and blades with some of the best managers in Alastari, then WE WANT YOU!  The
Tournament Of The Golden Scrod #4 will begin in Aradi (DM 60) the turn after the Fall
Mail-In.  It's not too late for you to sign up.  I realize that many of you may be
hesitant after seeing that myself and Hombre have teamed up again, but we'll try to
take it easy on you guys a little bit.  For more information on T#%S IV, please
contact me at ganolus@aol.com.  We're looking for a few good managers...the few, the
proud, the TOGS!

-- Ganolus Oakleaf, T#%S IV Commish

15 September 2003
An Announcement Concerning the Brotherhood of the Blade Alliance:
     I have chosen to withdraw my membership from the Brotherhood of the Blade
alliance.  The years I have spent in the alliance have been the best of my DM career.
I leave the alliance with many great friends and will always remain close to my
former brethren.
     The Brotherhood of the Blade will not skip a beat without my membership.  It
remains in very capable hands and its roster is among the strongest in the game.
With the return on some of its founding members to DM, I know the BOB will continue
to grow in strength and prestige in the years to come. -- The Sandman

29 September 2003
All -- Let it be known that the Firm accepts SOL into its ranks.  The Firm is:
SunGod, Dark Spirit, Youngblood, Tripwire, and SOL.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CHI CHI was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
PEACE KEEPER was butchered by MISTRESS SITALVA in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
SLICK was easily killed by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena match.
WAR LORD was slaughtered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
GED was devastated by JIMMY KIMMEL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
DAVID LETTERMAN was demolished by BLACK WIDOW in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
JACOB won victory over CARSON DAILY in a 2 minute bloody Challenge fight.
NINJATO overpowered BRUCE WILLIS in a 1 minute gory mismatched Challenge brawl.
JIGAI handily defeated EASY TWEEZE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
THE BUM vanquished FLOWBEE JR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
RAY vanquished LHI in a 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
DAWNRACER was overpowered by DADDY in a 1 minute uneven match.
SPENCER narrowly defeated AKLAR in a exciting 3 minute bloody veteran's fight.
RUNNING was handily defeated by MANAGER in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
HOLLY MACKEREL demolished FATHER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody one-sided brawl.
NAMES defeated MADE A COMBO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute veteran's duel.
PIMPLES unbelievably bested ARSENIO HALL in a exciting 3 minute bloody fray.
THERRU viciously subdued LARGE MARGE in a popular 5 minute brutal brawl.
DMOBSTER subdued EURO SHARK in a 1 minute veteran vs. novice bout.
AEROBED luckily beat FRANZ BECKENBAUER in a 7 minute amateur's conflict.
SOMETIMES_IT was overpowered by BIJIN in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.
KANNUCHI beat TAREEN in a 1 minute beginner's fray.
CATFISH MAGIC was handily defeated by SWORDFISH in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
BAMBOO murdered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  11         PARRY-LUNGE        9 -   2 -  0      82  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  9         WALL OF STEEL     11 -   4 -  0      73  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  7         TOTAL PARRY       36 -  33 -  3      52  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         SLASHING ATTACK   30 -  34 -  0      47  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         STRIKING ATTACK   42 -  50 -  3      46  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         LUNGING ATTACK    56 -  70 -  7      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         BASHING ATTACK    17 -  23 -  3      43  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  11 -  1      21  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         AIMED BLOW         1 -   4 -  0      20  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 316 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  6         4  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  5         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
TOTAL PARRY        4 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  5         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              BASHING ATTACK     1 -  4         2  TOTAL PARRY    
                              AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      RAY 3611                   14   4  0  133 THE BOLT (378)
LUNGING ATTACK   DADDY 3640                 14  10  0   97 MIKE'S INK (380)
TOTAL PARRY      SPENCER 3610               12   6  2   95 THE BOLT (378)
STRIKING ATTACK  LHI 3361                    9   4  1   92 SUPERIOR DOA (359)
SLASHING ATTACK  BLACK WIDOW 3807           15   9  0   87 SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5 (395)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is AKLAR 3700.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
FRANZ BECKENBAUER 4019.  The ten other most popular fighters were AKLAR 3700, THERRU 
3958, ARSENIO HALL 3973, HOLLY MACKEREL 3951, SPENCER 3610, NAMES 3755, JACOB 3866, 
THE BUM 3918, PIMPLES 3917, and BIJIN 4057.

The least popular fighter this week was AEROBED 4005.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were CATFISH MAGIC 4069, EURO SHARK 4052, LARGE MARGE 4070, RUNNING 3758, 
FLOWBEE JR 4068, EASY TWEEZE 3937, DAVID LETTERMAN 3912, GED 3823, WAR LORD 4049, and 
PEACE KEEPER 4048.

The following warriors will travel to ADVANCED DUELMASTERS after next turn:

RAY (62-3611) THE BOLT (378)
DADDY (62-3640) MIKE'S INK (380)

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

     For those of you who keep track of such things, 18 additional warriors graduated 
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament:

                          CAFFEINE JUNKIE (3-6110) ADDICTED 
                        CATFISH HUNTER (5-3315) PARTY ANIMALS 
                          MATTAHOOPLE (16-4203) GIFTED GODS 
                         SWEET JANE (53-6535) THE DARK TEMPLE 
                              LIL NOIR (62-3311) ENIGMA 
                         NARCISSISTIC NUN (69-8644) ODD SQUAD 
                             LEGION '8' (71-2369) D.O.A. 
                       RAW SEX APPEAL (82-1331) WHY WE LOVE TUM 
                         ZOMBIE STOMP (82-2617) NO MORE TEARS 
                        VIOLENT VOLE (82-4565) MAMMAL MILITIA 
                         LADY OF THE MOON (82-5481) HARM NONE 
                      KAMIKAZI GNAT (82-6073) DEADLY ATTACKS II 
                      THE 13TH WARRIOR (82-6346) STOOPID MOVIES 
                              SIRTON (82-9190) I AM SUCK 
                            DUNE (82-10414) 4-LETTER EPICS 
                           FLEM (82-12614) 4-LETTER FLUIDS 
                     GREENHOUSE EFFECT (82-12996) GLOBAL WARMING 
                         UGLY (82-14501) 4-LETTER DESCRIPTION 

                                          -- Green Eyes