DUELMASTERS NEWSLETTER Date : 10/20/2003 Duedate: 11/01/2003 VALAMANTIS ARENA DM-62 TURN-317 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS BLACK WIDOW SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5 (395) (62-3807) [16-9-0,97] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader BLACK WIDOW CRYSALIS SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5 (395) SRETSAMLEUD (407) (62-3807) [16-9-0,97] (62-3980) [6-2-2,42] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite AKLAR JIMMY KIMMEL MITHRAL HALO (383) LATE SHOW (403) (62-3700) [11-11-1,75] (62-3913) [8-5-0,68] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM SAMURAI KIDS II (390) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. THE DEN OF SWORDS (369) 27 2. FISH MONGERS (406) 21 SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5 (395) 3. SRETSAMLEUD (407) 19 Unchartered Team 4. MITHRAL HALO (383) 18 5. WON AT POOL (401) 12 SRETSAMLEUD (407) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 1*SRETSAMLEUD (407) 24 14 3 63.2 1/ 2 SAMURAI KIDS II (390) 9 6 1 2/ 3 SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5 (395) 25 15 0 62.5 2- 1 THE BOLT (378) 7 3 1 3/ 5 SADISTS F2F II (389) 11 7 0 61.1 3/ 5 AS SEEN ON TV (361) 7 8 0 4/ 4 FISH MONGERS (406) 27 18 0 60.0 4/ 4*SRETSAMLEUD (407) 6 3 1 5/ 7*SOCCER STUDS (411) 7 5 0 58.3 5/ 3 LATE SHOW (403) 6 9 0 6/ 2 SUPERIOR DOA (359) 27 20 1 57.4 6/11 FISH MONGERS (406) 4 1 0 7/ 8 WON AT POOL (401) 8 6 0 57.1 7/10 MITHRAL HALO (383) 4 10 0 8/ 6 THE BEARS (268) 258 209 18 55.2 8/ 7 SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5 (395) 3 0 0 9/ 9 SAMURAI KIDS II (390) 72 68 7 51.4 9/ 9 THE DEN OF SWORDS (369) 3 2 1 10-10 MIKE'S INK (380) 28 28 1 50.0 10/13 THE BEARS (268) 3 4 0 11/11 AS SEEN ON TV (361) 115 122 7 48.5 11/17 SADISTS F2F II (389) 2 2 0 12/12 MITHRAL HALO (383) 53 59 2 47.3 12/14*SOCCER STUDS (411) 2 2 0 13-13 THE BOLT (378) 38 44 3 46.3 13/12 SUPERIOR DOA (359) 2 6 0 14/14 LATE SHOW (403) 28 39 3 41.8 14-16 MIKE'S INK (380) 1 0 0 15/16 THE DEN OF SWORDS (369) 97 136 10 41.6 15/18 WON AT POOL (401) 1 2 0 16-18*LEGION OF LEGEND (409) 2 8 0 20.0 16-15*LEGION OF LEGEND (409) 1 2 0 17-19*BLITHERING IDIOTS (415) 1 8 0 11.1 17-19*BLITHERING IDIOTS (415) 0 4 0 18-20*AIN'T EASY (412) 0 1 0 0.0 18-20*AIN'T EASY (412) 0 1 0 Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank TEAM SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 480): CHYNA of HAWKS (Mr. Monsen, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 365): FIERCE ONE-EYE of GLORY BOUND TROLLS (DeGotti, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 485): SANDMAN of SIMPLY DESSERTS (Sweet Tooth, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 482): SHERMAN of DOGS OF WAR (Nick, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 480): FOLIE HANNA of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Nick, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 484): DELAPP of NIGHT TRAIN (BPR, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 481): ARROWROOT of SUGAR AND SPICE (Mannequin, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 476): FELICITAS of PRAETORIAN GUARD (Shocking Toad, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 467): LILITH of THE SHADOWS (Goat, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 466): STINKALOGICAL of BOOK OF STINK (Kleptov Grenufelbitz) DM 36 JHANS (turn 440): KNOCKED UP! of UNKNOWNS (Dark Spirit, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 431): FIDDLESTICKS of ALL FINESSE (Mannequin, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 187): B.A. TURRY of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 418): PUDDING PARADE of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 366): CHRISEIS of AMAZON ELITE (Doc Miracle, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 173): SLIPPERY NIPPLE of INDULGENT DRINKS (Fizban, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 161): GHASTLY MIGRAINE of HANGOVERS (Crip, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 316): RAY of THE BOLT (Hombre, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 138): CONSTANTINE of AGELESS WONDER (Belyn, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 359): BARROCH of SHEPHERDS from TALCAMA (Assurnasirbanipal) Top Teams --------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 480): HAWKS (Mr. Monsen, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 365): RESURRECTION (Shocking Toad, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 485): SIMPLY DESSERTS (Sweet Tooth, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 482): DOGS OF WAR (Nick, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 480): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Nick, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 484): none DM 7 BONSUR (turn 481): SUGAR AND SPICE (Mannequin, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 476): THE MENTORS (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 467): FEISTY POODLES (Abarsis, the Slaughter Priest, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 466): YAKUZA (Sensei Jan, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 440): LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (Shocking Toad, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 431): ALL FINESSE (Mannequin, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 187): CHEAP SHOTS (?, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 418): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 366): DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 173): INDULGENT DRINKS (Fizban, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 161): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 316): none DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 138): AGELESS WONDER (Belyn, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 359): THUNDR + LITENING (Doc Steele, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 479): DIESEL of HAWKS (Mr. Monsen, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 483): ASHANTI of KREWE OF DRUID (The Druid, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 480): TENACIOUS of BATHTUB ARMADA (Mannequin, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 475): QUIBBLE of QUBIT (Sultan, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 466): ADAM AND STINK of BOOK OF STINK (Kleptov Grenufelbitz) (turn 465): SARA DIVINE of SWORD OPERA (Nick, mgr.) MONSOON of STORM WARNING (Abarsis, the Slaughter Priest) DM 36 JHANS (turn 439): BLONDIE of BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 431): FIDDLESTICKS of ALL FINESSE (Mannequin, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 187): B.A. TURRY of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.) WHAT'S UP, DUCK? of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 418): PUDDING PARADE of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 172): JOEY ABEQ of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Nick, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 160): IMMOVEABLE OBJECT of NOT QUITE (Crip, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 316): RAY of THE BOLT (Hombre, mgr.) DADDY of MIKE'S INK (Hombre, mgr.) SPY REPORT Well, what are you looking at, VALAMANTIS? Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens before? Ah, shaddup and listen to my news. Later days, THE BOLT, since SAMURAI KIDS II took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news. SADISTS F2F II turned their 1-0-0 turn into a 11th place rank in the listings this turn. Any better than this, and you get put on hit lists. Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see HOLLY MACKEREL win a fight and gain 21 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, HOLLY MACKEREL beat LHI and LHI lost 14 points. You're breakin' my heart. Due to absence, and inability to defend the throne, RAY has lost the Title of Duelmaster. Start setting that alarm earlier! And it's out with the old, in with the new, as BLACK WIDOW takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster. Heh, heh. Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else do you think some of these guys win their fights? Skill? Ha! He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward. VALAMANTIS, I am losing what little hope I had in you. LATE SHOW the most avoided team? What insult will suffice, I cannot say. And it looks like SRETSAMLEUD avoided them the most this turn. What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me. Hmph. DAWNRACER was challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster. Now was the DM insulted or feared? Heh, heh. Now look at this. DAVID LETTERMAN challenged down 22 against SAMURAI KIDS II's JIGAI. What a weasel! Question now is, will VALAMANTIS accept this sort of tacky behavior? DAVID LETTERMAN beating JIGAI. The insult, the....yech! I guess I can give a little credit to YOU of SRETSAMLEUD for challenging up by 24 to NAMES. YOU lost to get 31 points of recognition. Death and Taxes. The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience. Let's see if anyone's dead or dying. Bye bye, warrior, bye bye... FATHER, a glorious 6-8-0 fighter, has passed away. Gee, too bad SUPERIOR DOA. Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines through use. Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one. What does the VALAMANTIS arena have in common with the inns? It's just as comfortable to sleep in either place. Ha ha ha ha! Well, I've had enough of this drivel, and I'm sure you have too. Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather. I see the crowds are getting restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME BLACK WIDOW 3807 16 9 0 97 SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5 (395) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -SPENCER 3610 12 6 2 95 THE BOLT (378) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME HOLLY MACKEREL 3951 9 1 0 89 FISH MONGERS (406) DAWNRACER 3699 14 9 1 87 MITHRAL HALO (383) LHI 3361 9 5 1 78 SUPERIOR DOA (359) AKLAR 3700 11 11 1 75 MITHRAL HALO (383) ALBACORE TUNER 3954 8 1 0 75 FISH MONGERS (406) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME JIMMY KIMMEL 3913 8 5 0 68 LATE SHOW (403) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME NAMES 3755 7 5 0 65 SADISTS F2F II (389) MANAGER 3392 8 3 0 64 SUPERIOR DOA (359) DAVID LETTERMAN 3912 8 6 0 61 LATE SHOW (403) MADE A COMBO 3896 8 6 0 57 WON AT POOL (401) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME MISTRESS 3928 9 7 2 56 THE DEN OF SWORDS (369) MAGNUS PHAEDRUS 3908 8 9 2 56 THE DEN OF SWORDS (369) DOZER 3826 15 8 0 53 THE DEN OF SWORDS (369) -JACOB 3866 6 3 0 51 THE BOLT (378) -RUNNING 3758 4 2 0 51 SADISTS F2F II (389) GED 3823 7 9 0 46 MITHRAL HALO (383) CRYSALIS 3980 6 2 2 42 SRETSAMLEUD (407) THE BUM 3918 4 0 0 42 THE BEARS (268) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -KING SAMMON 3955 4 4 0 33 FISH MONGERS (406) BET OR NOT DIE 3981 3 4 1 33 SRETSAMLEUD (407) BETTER NOT DIE 3982 6 2 0 32 SRETSAMLEUD (407) CARSON DAILY 3930 5 7 0 32 LATE SHOW (403) DMOBSTER 3362 4 3 0 31 SUPERIOR DOA (359) YOU 4002 4 1 0 31 SRETSAMLEUD (407) JIGAI 3978 4 5 0 31 SAMURAI KIDS II (390) -GRIM REAPER 3803 2 1 0 29 SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5 (395) BRUCE WILLIS 4053 3 2 1 28 LATE SHOW (403) PIMPLES 3917 5 2 0 27 THE BEARS (268) THERRU 3958 4 3 0 27 MITHRAL HALO (383) BIJIN 4057 3 1 0 27 SAMURAI KIDS II (390) -PSYCO KILLER 3804 3 1 0 27 SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5 (395) AEROBED 4005 4 1 0 24 AS SEEN ON TV (361) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME EASY TWEEZE 3937 5 8 0 23 AS SEEN ON TV (361) EURO SHARK 4052 3 1 0 23 AS SEEN ON TV (361) NINJATO 3977 5 4 2 22 SAMURAI KIDS II (390) KILL ME 3979 5 3 0 22 SRETSAMLEUD (407) -ANGEL OF DEATH 3805 2 2 0 20 SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5 (395) FRANZ BECKENBAUER 4019 4 2 0 19 SOCCER STUDS (411) KANNUCHI 4044 2 3 0 19 SAMURAI KIDS II (390) ARSENIO HALL 3973 2 7 1 18 LATE SHOW (403) -DOCTOR DEATH 3806 2 2 0 12 SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5 (395) BAMBOO 4075 1 1 1 11 SAMURAI KIDS II (390) -MERCURY 4011 1 2 0 10 LEGION OF LEGEND (409) -DIEGO MARADONA 4021 2 2 0 8 SOCCER STUDS (411) -ROBERTO BAGGIO 4022 1 1 0 7 SOCCER STUDS (411) SILENT DEATH 4033 1 3 0 6 THE DEN OF SWORDS (369) CATFISH MAGIC 4069 1 2 0 5 AS SEEN ON TV (361) FLOWBEE JR 4068 1 2 0 5 AS SEEN ON TV (361) -COOPER 3850 1 2 0 5 MIKE'S INK (380) SWORDFISH 4003 1 1 0 5 FISH MONGERS (406) -ATLAS 4008 1 2 0 5 LEGION OF LEGEND (409) -LARGE MARGE 4070 1 1 0 4 THE BOLT (378) -ISIS 4009 0 3 0 3 LEGION OF LEGEND (409) -SKATTER BRAIN 4061 0 2 0 2 BLITHERING IDIOTS (415) -SOMETIMES_IT 4023 0 1 0 1 AIN'T EASY (412) -CATAPHASIA 4063 0 1 0 1 BLITHERING IDIOTS (415) -ELWEEZA CARPER 3993 0 1 0 1 FISH MONGERS (406) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? ORBITREK 4004 0 2 0 AS SEEN ON TV 361 BET OR NOT DIE 3981 313 REVENGED A.K.A. RUDIE 4062 1 1 0 BLITHERING IDIOTS 415 CRYSALIS 3980 315 SUNGOD'S BRAVADO 4079 0 1 0 THE DEN OF SWORDS 369 DARK CHAMPION 24 317 NONE TAREEN 4067 0 2 0 MITHRAL HALO 383 STONE GOLEM 26 317 NONE FATHER 3363 6 9 0 SUPERIOR DOA 359 MAGNUS PHAEDRUS 3908 317 PERSONAL ADS Barnabas -- Really, I do intend to stay around here (as witnessed by the fact that I'm reading the newsletter and responding to personals in an arena I'm not even active in). It was more a matter of the FE on my warriors and needing to get a couple other things prepped. But, now the mail-in split has come and gone and I had to cut Darth Timmy from my tourney roster. So, unless I want to hold him and fight him in Tempe, it's probably time to get going again. See you soon, you scary man you. -- Master Evil Sungod -- Now it's I who stand corrected. I apologize for calling you honorable. I can accept/respect your position. I guess I should have just been a 'fact checker'. -- Hombre Sungod -- In answer to your personal to Indimar, you would be better off sticking to Tmoney, trust me. -- Hombre Barnabas -- <spank!> -- Hombre 29 September 2003 All -- Let it be known that the Firm accepts SOL into its ranks. The Firm is: SunGod, Dark Spirit, Youngblood, Tripwire, and SOL. LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS TAREEN was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight. SUNGOD'S BRAVADO was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel. MANAGER was handily defeated by DAWNRACER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match. ALBACORE TUNER unbelievably bested JIMMY KIMMEL in a 7 minute Challenge brawl. DAVID LETTERMAN overpowered JIGAI in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match. YOU was devastated by NAMES in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel. MISTRESS beat GED in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge brawl. BETTER NOT DIE was overpowered by MADE A COMBO in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee. ARSENIO HALL was unbelievably bested by AEROBED in a 4 minute Challenge duel. BET OR NOT DIE vanquished EASY TWEEZE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel. SILENT DEATH was overpowered by BIJIN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match. SWORDFISH was overpowered by THERRU in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight. BRUCE WILLIS savagely defeated PIMPLES in a 8 minute Challenge competition. LHI was luckily beaten by HOLLY MACKEREL in a 2 minute gory brawl. AKLAR was handily defeated by BLACK WIDOW in a 1 minute one-sided Title conflict. FATHER was slaughtered by MAGNUS PHAEDRUS in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout. DOZER beat DMOBSTER in a 2 minute brawl. CARSON DAILY was bested by THE BUM in a 1 minute brawl. NINJATO was overpowered by CRYSALIS in a 1 minute one-sided bout. KILL ME beat CULT MEMBER in a 4 minute bout. FRANZ BECKENBAUER savagely defeated CATFISH MAGIC in a crowd pleasing 2 minute fight. KANNUCHI devastated FLOWBEE JR in a 2 minute one-sided bout. EURO SHARK won victory over BAMBOO in a action packed 1 minute novice's match. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 14 PARRY-LUNGE 9 - 2 - 0 82 | |STRIKING ATTACK 9 WALL OF STEEL 10 - 5 - 0 67 | |TOTAL PARRY 6 TOTAL PARRY 36 - 30 - 2 55 | |SLASHING ATTACK 6 BASHING ATTACK 20 - 23 - 3 47 | |BASHING ATTACK 4 STRIKING ATTACK 42 - 50 - 4 46 | |PARRY-STRIKE 2 LUNGING ATTACK 60 - 72 - 7 45 | |PARRY-LUNGE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 27 - 37 - 0 42 | |WALL OF STEEL 1 AIMED BLOW 1 - 4 - 0 20 | |AIMED BLOW 0 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 11 - 1 15 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | Turn 317 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 4 4 STRIKING ATTACK TOTAL PARRY 5 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 6 2 SLASHING ATTACK BASHING ATTACK 3 - 1 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY LUNGING ATTACK 7 - 7 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 PARRY-LUNGE WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME SLASHING ATTACK BLACK WIDOW 3807 16 9 0 97 SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5 (395) PARRY-LUNGE HOLLY MACKEREL 3951 9 1 0 89 FISH MONGERS (406) STRIKING ATTACK DAWNRACER 3699 14 9 1 87 MITHRAL HALO (383) TOTAL PARRY ALBACORE TUNER 3954 8 1 0 75 FISH MONGERS (406) LUNGING ATTACK NAMES 3755 7 5 0 65 SADISTS F2F II (389) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is AKLAR 3700. The most popular warrior this turn was JIMMY KIMMEL 3913. The ten other most popular fighters were ARSENIO HALL 3973, FRANZ BECKENBAUER 4019, BRUCE WILLIS 4053, LHI 3361, TAREEN 4067, NAMES 3755, CATFISH MAGIC 4069, FLOWBEE JR 4068, DAVID LETTERMAN 3912, and MISTRESS 3928. The least popular fighter this week was PIMPLES 3917. The other ten least popular fighters were KILL ME 3979, NINJATO 3977, SWORDFISH 4003, SILENT DEATH 4033, EASY TWEEZE 3937, BETTER NOT DIE 3982, JIGAI 3978, SUNGOD'S BRAVADO 4079, BAMBOO 4075, and CARSON DAILY 3930. The following warriors have traveled to ADVANCED DUELMASTERS after fighting this turn: RAY (62-3611) THE BOLT (378) DADDY (62-3640) MIKE'S INK (380)