DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 04/02/2007 Duedate: 04/14/2007
VALAMANTIS ARENA
DM-62 TURN-406
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
YOU OWE ME 1 DOLLAR
ALL ABOUT BASHERS (433)
(62-4272) [12-2-0,126]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
YOU OWE ME 1 DOLLAR POSITION IS EMPTY
ALL ABOUT BASHERS (433)
(62-4272) [12-2-0,126]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
ERFIN GORAM HONEY
MIDDLE WAY 10 (420) THE BEARS (268)
(62-4220) [13-29-0,71] (62-4395) [2-3-2,11]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
RIO VISTANS (348)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. ALL ABOUT BASHERS (433) 45
2. BLOOD KNIGHTS (226) 28 EVIL DEATH DUDES (392)
3. MIDDLE WAY 10 (420) 19 Unchartered Team
4. RIO VISTANS (348) 12
5. RANDOM SITH (438) 5 ARADI RESORT & SPA (441)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 EVIL DEATH DUDES (392) 61 34 8 64.2 1/ 2 RIO VISTANS (348) 11 3 1
2- 2*EOD (436) 15 10 0 60.0 2/ 1 EVIL DEATH DUDES (392) 11 4 1
3- 3 SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5 (395) 32 22 0 59.3 3/ 3 ALL ABOUT BASHERS (433) 10 4 0
4/ 4 ALL ABOUT BASHERS (433) 44 31 2 58.7 4/ 7 MIDDLE WAY 10 (420) 6 9 0
5/ 5 THE BEARS (268) 338 299 29 53.1 5/ 4 COLORS (186) 5 4 0
6/ 6 RIO VISTANS (348) 179 163 13 52.3 6/13 BLOOD KNIGHTS (226) 5 8 0
7/ 8 RANDOM SITH (438) 36 34 3 51.4 7/12 RANDOM SITH (438) 3 6 0
8- 9 AS SEEN ON TV (361) 161 156 10 50.8 8- 8 AS SEEN ON TV (361) 2 1 0
9/10 BLOOD KNIGHTS (226) 189 186 15 50.4 9- 6 PRIVATE IDAHO (439) 2 3 0
10/ 7 COLORS (186) 16 17 1 48.5 10/ 9 THE BEARS (268) 2 4 1
11-11 SINFUL SISTER (430) 37 42 1 46.8 11- 5 SINFUL SISTER (430) 2 4 0
12/12 MIDDLE WAY 10 (420) 180 238 4 43.1 12-14 SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5 (395) 1 0 0
13-13 MASTERS OF RAGE (301) 84 114 8 42.4 13-11*EOD (436) 1 0 0
14-14 PRIVATE IDAHO (439) 18 31 2 36.7 14-10 MASTERS OF RAGE (301) 1 5 1
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Busy, busy, busy, lots of things happening in VALAMANTIS this turn, and let's
start with a look at some of the teams. It seems the training can make the
difference, as EVIL DEATH DUDES is pushed out of top team by RIO VISTANS, who came
from 2nd with a 3-1-0 this turn. Now keep the taverns open late tonight, for there
are sorrows to drown for SINFUL SISTER, whose 0-0-0 this turn dropped them by 6 into
11th. BLOOD KNIGHTS stable has parlayed this turn's 3-2-0 into a 7 space move up the
rankings. This brings them up to 6th place. Good work, guys! The ALL ABOUT BASHERS
guild has had a 4-1-0 turn and deserves to be watched in the future. You never know
where this kind of thing can lead. And let's see, EVIL WEEVIL fought SIR ALBERT and
gained 36 points and contributed to EVIL DEATH DUDES' 2-3-1. DARTH NIKILUS has lost
to MACE TO YO FACE, falling 12 points, while helping make RANDOM SITH a 2-2-0 turn.
Well done, VALAMANTIS, the Duelmaster was this turn's most challenged warrior.
Perhaps DARTH TIMMY is not as thrilled, being challenged 4 times. YOU OWE ME 1
DOLLAR challenged for the Duelmastership this turn, attempting to dethrone EVIL DEATH
DUDES' warrior. And not without some honor, YOU OWE ME 1 DOLLAR now claims the title
and throne of Duelmaster of VALAMANTIS. Tell me, is nothing sacred? I have heard
from unimpeachable sources that Drake's Lodge uses trolls in their stew. Talk about
gristle!
I tell you, a green quarterstaff lasts longer than a seasoned sapling. A basher
friend of mine assures me this is true. I also notice that the RIO VISTANS stable
was the most avoided team this turn. Come on VALAMANTIS, what are you afraid of?
And avoiding RIO VISTANS more than any other team we find EVIL DEATH DUDES.
VALAMANTIS, are we going to accept, or respect this sort of thing?
The Dark Arena is for those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace.
Dignity in life or death is the warrior's creed. Banners at half mast, warriors,
BLOOD KNIGHTS has lost SIR ALBERT, and you might say all of VALAMANTIS has felt the
loss, except maybe EVIL DEATH DUDES. Seriously now, is it really honorable for EVIL
WEEVIL from EVIL DEATH DUDES to kill SIR ALBERT and give BLOOD KNIGHTS the chance to
bloodfeud? Mmmm, could be. We'd like to remind certain teams not to rob the graves
of their enemies. You know who you are; and it's considered rude.
Remember, blood on the purple robe does not change it from a purple robe. Dare
to fight bravely. Always good to rest in VALAMANTIS, but never good to wear out my
welcome. Look for me in future turns. Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to
paper-- Alarond the Scribe
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
YOU OWE ME 1 DOLLAR 4272 12 2 0 126 ALL ABOUT BASHERS (433)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BUZZ 3809 16 7 0 114 RIO VISTANS (348)
DEATH WISH 3819 14 4 0 104 EVIL DEATH DUDES (392)
ZERO MAUL-ENVY 4342 10 2 1 99 ALL ABOUT BASHERS (433)
-EASY TWEEZE 3937 16 16 2 93 AS SEEN ON TV (361)
DARTH TIMMY 3781 16 4 1 93 EVIL DEATH DUDES (392)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GREAT WEAPON CHOICE 4276 9 7 0 90 ALL ABOUT BASHERS (433)
CHUCK 4281 10 9 1 88 RIO VISTANS (348)
SIR KEVIN 2463 14 12 1 83 BLOOD KNIGHTS (226)
BALI DARRAS 4221 16 26 0 82 MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
-XAVIER 3265 17 17 2 79 MASTERS OF RAGE (301)
-PROSTITUTE 4240 12 9 0 79 SINFUL SISTER (430)
-GINSU CLASSIC 4084 8 4 1 72 AS SEEN ON TV (361)
ERFIN GORAM 4220 13 29 0 71 MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
-REVEN 4318 9 5 1 70 RANDOM SITH (438)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-MARTAVIUS 3612 16 13 0 61 MASTERS OF RAGE (301)
BLUE 1172 5 4 1 60 COLORS (186)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
A.T. JR 4344 7 7 0 57 RIO VISTANS (348)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DARTH SCION 4357 9 2 0 54 RANDOM SITH (438)
-MR MASTODON 4343 4 0 0 53 PRIVATE IDAHO (439)
THE SMITER 4149 7 1 3 52 EVIL DEATH DUDES (392)
DARTH SIDIUS 4316 7 7 1 49 RANDOM SITH (438)
-GRIM REAPER 3803 5 2 0 49 SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5 (395)
-HOME WRECKER 4241 8 13 0 37 SINFUL SISTER (430)
-SWIVEL SWEEPER 4366 6 0 0 37 AS SEEN ON TV (361)
-CATTY WOMPUS 4354 3 1 1 37 PRIVATE IDAHO (439)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MACE TO YO FACE 4379 3 1 1 33 ALL ABOUT BASHERS (433)
-C-4 4322 4 0 0 31 EOD (436)
RED 1173 5 4 0 30 COLORS (186)
-BROWN 4383 4 0 0 30 COLORS (186)
-FLEX-X 4302 3 5 0 30 EOD (436)
-LARGE MARGE 4326 5 2 0 29 PRIVATE IDAHO (439)
-IED 4301 1 1 0 28 EOD (436)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FRONK HURRACE 4373 4 5 0 22 MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
-DOMINATRIX 4346 5 6 0 21 SINFUL SISTER (430)
-DETONATOR 4323 4 0 0 21 EOD (436)
-SHE-BEAR 4381 3 2 0 21 THE BEARS (268)
-GOLDEN BEAR 4389 1 0 1 21 THE BEARS (268)
GABRELLA IMBRO 4355 1 12 0 21 MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
-SCUNCI STEAMER 4380 2 1 0 20 AS SEEN ON TV (361)
-ANGEL OF DEATH 3805 2 2 0 20 SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5 (395)
-CUB 4382 1 0 0 20 THE BEARS (268)
DARTH NIKILUS 4358 4 7 0 19 RANDOM SITH (438)
DONETTA FALDOUR 4388 3 4 0 19 MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
LADY KATY 4411 1 0 0 19 BLOOD KNIGHTS (226)
WHAT IS DEFTNESS? 4399 3 1 0 18 ALL ABOUT BASHERS (433)
HONEY 4395 2 3 2 11 THE BEARS (268)
GERG NOSLUAP 4407 1 0 0 10 RIO VISTANS (348)
DR BADDAS 4386 2 3 0 9 EVIL DEATH DUDES (392)
-TUSH-EEZ 4387 1 1 0 8 AS SEEN ON TV (361)
-ORANGE 4371 1 3 0 6 COLORS (186)
SWEATPANTS LANCE 4408 1 0 0 6 RIO VISTANS (348)
SIR PAUL 4409 1 0 0 3 BLOOD KNIGHTS (226)
CAVE BEAR 4401 0 1 0 1 THE BEARS (268)
LADY MAGARET 4410 0 1 0 1 BLOOD KNIGHTS (226)
DARTH BANDON 4412 0 1 0 1 RANDOM SITH (438)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
SIR ALBERT 2532 14 6 2 BLOOD KNIGHTS 226 EVIL WEEVIL 3779 406 NONE
SIR MATTHEW 2645 3 4 1 BLOOD KNIGHTS 226 CATTY WOMPUS 4354 403 REVENGED
MAUVE 4397 0 1 0 COLORS 186 MACE TO YO FACE 4379 403 REVENGED
DARTH PLAGWEIS 4317 7 6 1 RANDOM SITH 438 BERTHA 2867 405 NONE
SHAVY GRAVES 4385 0 1 0 RIO VISTANS 348 HONEY 4395 403 REVENGED
THE BIG TUNA 4404 0 2 0 RIO VISTANS 348 HONEY 4395 405
PERSONAL ADS
All -- AHHHH Victories. Yes yes yes.... There will be celbration at the Blood nights
stable. -- Squire
Sentinel -- I do plan on staying around awhile. You know, it's like my old
granddaddy used to say, if there's no wind for the sail, row the boat... if you have
lemons make lemonade... oh hell, what am I saying, we just didn't win!!! But we have
sharpened the blades and tightened the armor... LONG LIVE THE BLOOD KNIGHTS. --
Squire
P.S. Oh, and to The Sentinel, appreciate the offer!
Evil Weevil, Berth, and T.T. -- Congrats on the promotion. Do Valamantis well. --
Squire
All -- Just an FYI, Sir David and Sir Marton were sent to the DA because they got
caught being out after curfew. -- Squire
Private Idaho -- Sir Matthew has been revenged. All debts are settled. -- Blood
Knights
Prostitute -- Way to hang tough! You almost had me. I'm sure we'll meet again. --
Sir Albert
All -- I forgot to give T.R. his sendoff last time, but here he is now. 11-9-10-17-
15-11-11, master init, ad ex rip, att, def. Epee fav, which I never used and a H/H
rythym. Nothing too spectacular but a solid lunger. A 15-8 record is pretty good,
and in his only tourney he went 5-3 (adepts), which I thought was pretty solid for
his abilities. Anyways, now he's off to retirement. So long, T.R. -- Pauly
Squire -- I'm glad you were able to revenge your warrior. Now I don't feel so bad
about ducking the last two turns of blood feud. -- Pauly
Sentinel -- I was surprised to find that you run the Evil Death Dudes. I thought it
seemed like a team Death Stud would run. Oh well, I never liked that guy anyway. --
Pauly
P.S. Arg!! I was gonna have Buzz attempt to shatter that iron grip of yours, but
I'm sitting him for the tourney. Ever since the face I feel like I'm under some sort
of mind control. *fight good, timed warriors* *fight good, timed warriros* Get out
of my head!
Nuln -- Well, I've had two straight 2-3s in Aradi, and I just discovered I went 2-3
in Shadowspire again. I take comfort in the fact that I will definitely not go 2-3
in Valamantis, because I'm only fighting four guys. -- Pauly "2-3" Fallon
Nuln -- You're lobbying for the basher style has finally broken me. One of my new
guys is a basher. Thanks a lot. -- Pauly
Mace to Yo Face -- Ha, you're just jealous because I'm prettier than you are.
Hitting me won't help YOU, though. You'll always be UGLY, because you go around
FROWNING all the time. Probably a Basher thing. -- Donetta Faldour
Evil Weevil -- Euwh! Bugs! I hate bugs! Euwh! Get away from me! -- Bali Darras
Martavius -- Tsk. A good TRY, but you Karnhorn types just don't grasp the fine
points of, well, anything. Not your fault. You were just born deficient in finesse.
-- Erfin Goram, secure in his elvish superiority
Large Marge -- Have you tried the grapefruit diet? -- Gabrella Imbro
What is Deftness? -- Beats me. I never use the stuff, myself. -- Fronk Hurrace
Our congratulations to Evil Weevil and Bertha. -- the Middle Way
Dr. Baddas -- If you consider me good company, I WILL take it personally. -- Donetta
Faldour
The Smiter -- (sneer) -- Fratsfa Slave
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
YOU OWE ME 1 DOLLAR devastated DARTH TIMMY in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight.
GREAT WEAPON CHOICE was luckily beaten by DEATH WISH in a 2 minute Challenge melee.
BLUE was overpowered by BALI DARRAS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
MACE TO YO FACE devastated DARTH NIKILUS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
WHAT IS DEFTNESS? luckily beat HONEY in a 4 minute amateur's Challenge competition.
CHUCK was defeated by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute bloody veteran's struggle.
SIR ALBERT was easily killed by EVIL WEEVIL in a 1 minute gruesome uneven fight.
ZERO MAUL-ENVY vanquished ERFIN GORAM in a 1 minute uneven duel.
SIR KEVIN overpowered THE SMITER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
DARTH SIDIUS overpowered FRONK HURRACE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
RED was handily defeated by DARTH SCION in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
A.T. JR demolished CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute bloody mismatched competition.
GABRELLA IMBRO demolished PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched match.
DONETTA FALDOUR overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
DR BADDAS was overpowered by LADY KATY in a 1 minute bloody one-sided duel.
CAVE BEAR lost to SWEATPANTS LANCE in a 1 minute bloody novice's fray.
GERG NOSLUAP devastated LADY MAGARET in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
SIR PAUL outlasted DARTH BANDON in a tiresome 10 minute novice's match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 TOTAL PARRY 28 - 16 - 0 64 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 5 BASHING ATTACK 22 - 15 - 1 59 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 5 STRIKING ATTACK 37 - 28 - 4 57 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 AIMED BLOW 21 - 20 - 1 51 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 PARRY-LUNGE 7 - 7 - 0 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 40 - 43 - 6 48 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 WALL OF STEEL 16 - 19 - 0 46 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 24 - 29 - 3 45 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 20 - 0 17 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 406 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 3 4 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 3 3 STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 3 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 1 BASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 4 1 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 LUNGING ATTACK
1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
BASHING ATTACK YOU OWE ME 1 DOLLAR 4272 12 2 0 126 ALL ABOUT BASHERS (433)
TOTAL PARRY DEATH WISH 3819 14 4 0 104 EVIL DEATH DUDES (392)
LUNGING ATTACK ZERO MAUL-ENVY 4342 10 2 1 99 ALL ABOUT BASHERS (433)
STRIKING ATTACK DARTH TIMMY 3781 16 4 1 93 EVIL DEATH DUDES (392)
SLASHING ATTACK GREAT WEAPON CHOICE 4276 9 7 0 90 ALL ABOUT BASHERS (433)
AIMED BLOW BLUE 1172 5 4 1 60 COLORS (186)
WALL OF STEEL DARTH SCION 4357 9 2 0 54 RANDOM SITH (438)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is ERFIN GORAM 4220. The most popular warrior this
turn was HONEY 4395. The ten other most popular fighters were CHUCK 4281, YOU OWE ME
1 DOLLAR 4272, GREAT WEAPON CHOICE 4276, DEATH WISH 3819, ZERO MAUL-ENVY 4342, DARTH
SIDIUS 4316, LADY KATY 4411, SWEATPANTS LANCE 4408, BALI DARRAS 4221, and MACE TO YO
FACE 4379.
The least popular fighter this week was SIR PAUL 4409. The other ten least popular
fighters were DARTH BANDON 4412, LADY MAGARET 4410, CAVE BEAR 4401, DR BADDAS 4386,
FRONK HURRACE 4373, THE SMITER 4149, ERFIN GORAM 4220, SIR ALBERT 2532, WHAT IS
DEFTNESS? 4399, and DARTH NIKILUS 4358.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
DARTH TIMMY (62-3781) EVIL DEATH DUDES (392)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
BERTHA (62-2867) MASTERS OF RAGE (301)
EVIL WEEVIL (62-3779) EVIL DEATH DUDES (392)