DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/08/2008    Duedate: 12/20/2008

VALAMANTIS ARENA

DM-62    TURN-450

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ANGRY DECKHAND
DEATH MOB (15)
(62-4473) [9-6-0,102]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ANGRY DECKHAND                 POSITION IS EMPTY
DEATH MOB (15)                 
(62-4473) [9-6-0,102]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

GORMODUC IRN                   EVANDER GILL
MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)            MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
(62-4420) [15-25-0,78]         (62-4470) [12-8-0,84]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE BEARS (268)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE BEARS (268)             41
2. DEATH MOB (15)              27      THE BEARS (268)
3. MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)        -22      Unchartered Team

                                       STAR TREK (172)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 THE BEARS (268)          397 355 35 52.8   1/ 3 THE BEARS (268)           8  3 1
 2/ 2 DEATH MOB (15)           166 177 16 48.4   2/ 2 MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)       7  8 0
 3/ 3 MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)      279 352  5 44.2   3/ 1 DEATH MOB (15)            6  7 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 611): TONY SIRAGUSA of BETTER OFF DEAD (Hombre, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 494): HAROLUE of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 619): RIGATONI of PASTA (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 610): PETE MASTIFF of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 614): SLINKY of PAPER MARIO (Luigi, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 617): MISS AN THROPE of STREET URCHINS (?, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 616): LORD T. JEEBUS of AMEN! (?, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 610): REESE SILEEN of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 602): DECK APE of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 601): GAMMA of DEATH MOB 4 (Jakari, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 573): KYRA of BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 565): POULAN of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 254): D'URVILLE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 549): DIPSY DIXIE of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 500): COLOROUTOFSPACE of RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 240): VARDIN ABEQ of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 228): KONA QUAIL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 449): INVUR KREB of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 205): EAGLE KEYS of ANCIENT KNIGHTS (Brewmaster, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 493): NEOSPHINCTER of WASTELAND (TMM, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 611): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 494): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 619): PASTA (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 610): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 614): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 617): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 616): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 610): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 602): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 601): NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 573): BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 565): BOY O'S (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 254): WACKY (The Zoo Keeper, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 549): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 500): RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 240): UNDESIRABLE'S (Slinky, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 228): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 449): DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 205): ONE MAN BAND (Allegro, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 493) POWER PLAY et al (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 494): HAROLUE of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 614): SLINKY of PAPER MARIO (Luigi, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 617): MISS AN THROPE of STREET URCHINS (?, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 609): LUNAR COYOTE of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 601): FROO-FROO of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 601): FOORMAN of LIGHT BRIGADE (Woody, mgr.)
               (turn 600): ASSASSIN of LIGHT BRIGADE (Woody, mgr.)
                           KEROUAC of LITERATE LOONS (Sherman, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 252): MORI NEB of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 228): KONA QUAIL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     At least Mastiff was a real opponent, and I had the feeling that he was making a
real effort.  He dodged the first blow!  Of course, when I hit him with the second,
he lost composure and all that stuff, so it wasn't a MAJOR real effort.  But still.

                                    Invur Kreb

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report.  Sit 
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis.  Say good-bye 
to DEATH MOB, as they are pushed from the coveted top team spot by the THE BEARS 
stable.  Hey everybody, watch out for CLAWS, who flew up 15 points in the rankings 
after mashing EMBEZZLING SCRIBE like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  And 
falling like a basher in the top ten was ISOMBARD KORL, who dropped 12 points after a 
disappointing (to say the least) bout with FYRE SWORD.  In front of all the crowds, 
ANGRY DECKHAND took the Duelmaster's crown for his own.  I give the bum two weeks.  4 
out of 5 gladiators surveyed protect the body, so try and avoid aiming at that 
location.   
     Here is other news that is of note.  Well just about everybody wants a piece of 
CHATTI, who was this week's most challenged warrior.   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  Ask not the elves for counsel, 
for they will say both yes and no.  Silly buggers, eh?   
     Well, there's the manager of the VALAMANTIS giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that 
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?).  Well, there goes another Spy Report.  
Good luck in next week's fights.  Its been fun, and I'm sure you enjoyed it (boos).  
Now that I've got you worked up for Snide Clemens, I'll be leaving-- The Unknown 
Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ANGRY DECKHAND 4473           9   6  0   102       DEATH MOB (15)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-RUSSIAN BEAR 4427            12  10  2   123       THE BEARS (268)
 MASTIFF 4446                 13   5  0    99       THE BEARS (268)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHATTI 4448                  15  11  0    87       DEATH MOB (15)
 EVANDER GILL 4470            12   8  0    84       MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
 INVUR KREB 4449              15  14  0    81       MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
 GORMODUC IRN 4420            15  25  0    78       MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FYRE SWORD 4481               7   4  1    56       DEATH MOB (15)
 BEN 4491                      3   0  1    45       THE BEARS (268)
 ISOMBARD KORL 4462            8  13  0    37       MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
 SALTY DOG 4471                8  11  0    35       DEATH MOB (15)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NO FEAR 4492                  2   0  0    16       THE BEARS (268)
 CLAWS 4494                    1   0  0    15       THE BEARS (268)
 ELEN GORVAN 4493              0   1  0     1       MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DARCI FERRIN 4487       6  3 1 MIDDLE WAY 10 420    BEN 4491              449   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Invur Kreb -- I know I can't take a lot of damage, but that's ridiculous. -- Mastiff

Darci Ferrin -- Good fight, but a little chintzy on the learns weren't you? -- Ben

Chatti -- Talk talk talk!  Can't you ever be silent, woman? -- Evander Gill

Fyre Sword -- Hard to keep that working when the snow is coming down, isn't it? --
Gormoduc Irn

Salty Dog -- Salt, pepper, cinnamon, anise, no big deal.  I can handle it.  And I
know how to talk to dogs to get their obedience. -- Isombard Korl

Ben -- Drat.  I wanted to do a really good curse, but I barely had time to get
started!  Well, at least I can curse you with mange and mineralized roofing. -- Ghost
of Darci Ferrin
P.S.  Ah, sorry, they tell me that should be "shingles."  Whatever, may you itch.

Our congratulations to those who submitted themselves to the tourney. -- Jorja and
the Middle Way

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MASTIFF bested CHATTI in a action packed 1 minute master's Challenge fight.
BEN demolished SALTY DOG in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
INVUR KREB was overpowered by ANGRY DECKHAND in a 1 minute mismatched Title duel.
EVANDER GILL viciously subdued KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute gory fight.
GORMODUC IRN savagely defeated KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute mismatched competition.
ISOMBARD KORL was overpowered by FYRE SWORD in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
NO FEAR bested ELEN GORVAN in a 4 minute novice's competition.
CLAWS overcame EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute beginner's melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         TOTAL PARRY        3 -   0 -  0     100  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         BASHING ATTACK     7 -   3 -  0      70  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         STRIKING ATTACK    4 -   2 -  1      67  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         LUNGING ATTACK    27 -  17 -  1      61  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-RIPOSTE     10 -   9 -  1      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         WALL OF STEEL     10 -  10 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         SLASHING ATTACK   19 -  19 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         AIMED BLOW         0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 450 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         3  SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   ANGRY DECKHAND 4473         9   6  0  102 DEATH MOB (15)
LUNGING ATTACK   MASTIFF 4446               13   5  0   99 THE BEARS (268)
PARRY-LUNGE      CHATTI 4448                15  11  0   87 DEATH MOB (15)
SLASHING ATTACK  EVANDER GILL 4470          12   8  0   84 MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  BEN 4491                    3   0  1   45 THE BEARS (268)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is GORMODUC IRN 4420.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was EVANDER GILL 4470.  The ten other most popular fighters were GORMODUC IRN 
4420, MASTIFF 4446, ELEN GORVAN 4493, BEN 4491, ANGRY DECKHAND 4473, FYRE SWORD 4481, 
CLAWS 4494, INVUR KREB 4449, CHATTI 4448, and SALTY DOG 4471.

The least popular fighter this week was NO FEAR 4492.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were ISOMBARD KORL 4462, SALTY DOG 4471, CHATTI 4448, INVUR KREB 4449, CLAWS 
4494, FYRE SWORD 4481, ANGRY DECKHAND 4473, BEN 4491, ELEN GORVAN 4493, and MASTIFF 
4446.

                        WINTER FACE-TO-FACE IN SUNNY ARIZONA!

Our next Winter FTF will be held in Tempe, Arizona, January 16-18, 2009.  It will be 
held at the Fiesta Resort in Tempe, AZ at 2100 South Priest Drive, Tempe, 85282
(480-967-1441).  Rooms are only $139.00 per night, 1-2 occupancy.  There is a free 
24-hour shuttle from the airport, free parking, free high-speed wireless internet
in all guest rooms.  There is a fitness center with cardiovascular and weight-lifting 
equipment, a heated swimming pool and jacuzzi, with poolside beverage delivery.  They 
have a bustling happy hour in the Kachina lounge, with complimentary hors d'oeuvres.
There are tons of restaurants nearby at the Mall, a Denny's across the street, and 
several fast food options nearby as well, as well as a restaurant in the hotel with 
room service.  

If you arrive early or stay late, don't forget that there is excellent golfing in 
the Phoenix area, with several championship courses nearby.  Winter is an excellent 
time to explore Arizona with a trip to the Grand Canyon or Sedona or any of our 
other scenic sites across the state.  

Hotel info:  http://www.fiestainnresort.com

The rooms are blocked--ask for the "Reality Simulations" room block.  

The tournament information sheet will be out imminently.  We hope you're all looking 
forward to the tournament and that we will see you there!