DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/20/2010    Duedate: 01/01/2011

VALAMANTIS ARENA

DM-62    TURN-499

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

WHITE WIZARD
HILLTOP GURUS (446)
(62-4484) [7-0-0,92]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

THE PLAGUE                     WHITE WIZARD
DISASTERS (448)                HILLTOP GURUS (446)
(62-4533) [6-3-0,76]           (62-4484) [7-0-0,92]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

GILFMET IVERS                  IMROM LLEWS
MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)            MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
(62-4568) [9-4-0,52]           (62-4570) [6-4-0,34]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

HILLTOP GURUS (446)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. HILLTOP GURUS (446)         31
2. DISASTERS (448)             23      DISASTERS (448)
3. OUT OF CONTROL (452)        -2      Unchartered Team
4. MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)         -4
                                       HILLTOP GURUS (446)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*HILLTOP GURUS (446)       20   4  1 83.3   1/ 1*HILLTOP GURUS (446)      10  1 0
 2/ 2*OUT OF CONTROL (452)       8   7  0 53.3   2/ 2*OUT OF CONTROL (452)      8  7 0
 3/ 3 DISASTERS (448)           29  30  4 49.2   3/ 3 DISASTERS (448)           6  6 0
 4/ 4 MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)      397 470  8 45.8   4/ 4 MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)       2 11 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 663): HONOR of MIGHTY MORALS II (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 547): HEMLOCK of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 669): COFFEE HOUSE POET of GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 641): RED HAMMER of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 665): RAVEN of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 660): PRIEST 2 of GOLDEN DAWN (Chief Illiniwek, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 669): SUZIE of CHURCH LADIES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 653): HATCHET MAN of ROGUES GALLERY (Obregon, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 655): MHORAM of WAY OF THE BLADE (Vhagar, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 654): GECKO of REPTILE RAMPAGE (Obregon, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 622): COME ON of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 609): LUM BUSBY of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 280): QUITA ROSALA of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 602): OSTMAN of WAY OF THE SWORD A3 (Vhagar, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 553): BEAST of DEATH CULT (Obregon, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 263): KORASIM of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 255): I'M A BASHER of BASHAHOLICS ANON (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 498): WHITE WIZARD of HILLTOP GURUS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 231): TORANS ULRIK of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 546): GATEWAY of ATTACK OF THE CLONES (Crip, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 664): MIGHTY MORALS II (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 547): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 669): VALLEY OF KINGS (Obregon, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 641): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 665): LONG SWORD CLUB (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 660): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 669): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 653): ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 655): THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 654): TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 622): REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 609): ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 280): PROPHETIC OMENS (Lord Rahl, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 602): DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 553): DEATH CULT (Obregon, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 263): SPARF! (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 255): BASHAHOLICS ANON (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 498): HILLTOP GURUS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 231): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 546) STREET PIZZA et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 663): HONOR of MIGHTY MORALS II (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
                (turn 663): JOY of MIGHTY MORALS II (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 668): ALFJAR of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
                          CADILLAC DUNDEE of IRATE FORMATIONS (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 640): KENYA of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
                           CASSIS of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 669): SUZIE of CHURCH LADIES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 655): STICKY SHADOW of THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
                            KRUSK of OF WOLF AND MAN II (Tripwire, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 654): ANGEL of OMINOUS REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.)
               (turn 653): REZUREKT of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 279): MS D. MEENER of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 263): KORASIM of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
               (turn 262): MADAM VENUSIA of SPARF! (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 497): JIMEMMA LOCA of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon VALAMANTIS, 
for I, Novgorodny Vir, have returned!  Practice pays for MONOLITH II, who pummelled 
IVAN PAVLOV, to pocket 19 points.  Win some, lose some.  Speaking of which, THE 
PLAGUE was winsome, after beating GILFMET IVERS and seeing him lose 12 points.  
KUNG-FU MASTER found out that VALAMANTIS isn't a democracy.  You've gotta be the best 
to be Duelmaster here!  So who's the team that's been walking into taverns last week 
and ordering milk?  Sounds like a PR stunt to me.   
     A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn?  And do not the 
little birds cry out?'  Any ideas?  Like a horde of jackals fleeing from the lion, so 
did the "warriors" in VALAMANTIS avoid HILLTOP GURUS.  The warriors of HILLTOP GURUS 
found their efforts at combat frustrated as DISASTERS apparently had more important 
things to do than fight.  If challenges were horses, IMROM LLEWS could open up a fast 
food joint!   
     Is there life after death?  Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after 
life!  Oh hard!  that to strike a flame, the match itself must needs be wasting!   
     Do not think spyreporting in VALAMANTIS is the highlight of my life.  Keep those 
sands bloody and the buzzards fat!  Like a mixed metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I 
now bid VALAMANTIS farewell-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WHITE WIZARD 4484             7   0  0    92       HILLTOP GURUS (446)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE PLAGUE 4533               6   3  0    76       DISASTERS (448)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GILFMET IVERS 4568            9   4  0    52       MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
 TRAINING BUDDHA 4486          6   1  1    37       HILLTOP GURUS (446)
 IMROM LLEWS 4570              6   4  0    34       MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAX WEBER 4586                3   0  0    22       OUT OF CONTROL (452)
 STANLY MILLGRAM 4584          2   1  0    22       OUT OF CONTROL (452)
 SINK HOLE 4572                2   1  1    20       DISASTERS (448)
-WITCHY WOMAN 4485             5   1  0    19       HILLTOP GURUS (446)
 INFERNO 4581                  2   1  0    19       DISASTERS (448)
 MONOLITH II 4588              1   0  0    19       HILLTOP GURUS (446)
 WILLIAM JAMES 4585            2   1  0    16       OUT OF CONTROL (452)
-SCIMITAR SAGE 4483            1   0  0    12       HILLTOP GURUS (446)
 GILBERN JUSS 4579             2   5  0    11       MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
 IVAN PAVLOV 4583              1   2  0     5       OUT OF CONTROL (452)
 B.F. SKINNER 4582             0   3  0     3       OUT OF CONTROL (452)
 LARK NORRY 4587               0   2  0     2       MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
LIGHTNING 4571          0  3 0 DISASTERS 448        SPYMASTER             499  NONE
KERN MORIT 4580         0  3 0 MIDDLE WAY 10 420    TRAINING BUDDHA 4486  496   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Witchy Woman -- You bewitch me. -- Stanly Millgram

Training Buddha -- You'll never reach nirvana by sending me to the infirmary -- B.F.
Skinner

Lark Norry -- Very interesting. -- Max Weber

JimEmma -- I was told you could still request them, but the census forms no longer
print automatically. -- Sherlock Mgr. Out of Control

White Wizard -- Well, drat.  I was hoping you'd let me go out on a win; it isn't like
I'd be taking the title from you.  Of course, I still get to go OUT, and that is so
good compared to any other positive result, I don't really care.  Good fight.  You
deserve the title. -- JimEmma Loca

A Fratsfa Slave?  Why don't we get a REAL Fratsfa Slave here?  If we can capture an
orc, why not capture a Fratsfan?  The Andorians are in such disarray, they won't even
notice--  Oh.  Our Captured Orc isn't an orc, either....  Darn. -- Gilfmet Ivers
P.S.  Maybe we should work on this?

The Plague -- As if!  I've been taking my vitamin C regularly! -- Imrom Llews

Inferno -- You just burn me up! -- Gilbern Juss
P.S.  A little fire in the furnace is one thing, but we do NOT need you all over the
place.

Max Weber -- Is that the proper way to welcome a new arrival?  I'm not complaining, I
survived, just checking. -- Lark Norry
P.S.  But I wish I knew what my race was.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

LIGHTNING was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
THE PLAGUE vanquished GILFMET IVERS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
SINK HOLE was narrowly defeated by IMROM LLEWS in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
WHITE WIZARD won victory over KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute Title brawl.
WILLIAM JAMES was devastated by TRAINING BUDDHA in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GILBERN JUSS was demolished by STANLY MILLGRAM in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
INFERNO won victory over B.F. SKINNER in a 2 minute amateur's fight.
IVAN PAVLOV was overpowered by MONOLITH II in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
LARK NORRY was handily defeated by MAX WEBER in a 1 minute uneven melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -   0 -  0     100  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         TOTAL PARRY        4 -   1 -  0      80  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         LUNGING ATTACK    17 -   5 -  2      77  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         WALL OF STEEL      2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         AIMED BLOW         8 -   5 -  0      62  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -   9 -  0      55  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK    14 -  13 -  1      52  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         SLASHING ATTACK    8 -  12 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   3 -  0       0  |

Turn 499 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  3         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  BASHING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       WHITE WIZARD 4484           7   0  0   92 HILLTOP GURUS (446)
LUNGING ATTACK   THE PLAGUE 4533             6   3  0   76 DISASTERS (448)
BASHING ATTACK   GILFMET IVERS 4568          9   4  0   52 MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
STRIKING ATTACK  IMROM LLEWS 4570            6   4  0   34 MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is GILFMET IVERS 4568.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was IMROM LLEWS 4570.  The ten other most popular fighters were THE PLAGUE 4533, 
WHITE WIZARD 4484, STANLY MILLGRAM 4584, MONOLITH II 4588, SINK HOLE 4572, TRAINING 
BUDDHA 4486, INFERNO 4581, MAX WEBER 4586, B.F. SKINNER 4582, and IVAN PAVLOV 4583.

The least popular fighter this week was LARK NORRY 4587.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were GILBERN JUSS 4579, WILLIAM JAMES 4585, GILFMET IVERS 4568, LIGHTNING 
4571, IVAN PAVLOV 4583, B.F. SKINNER 4582, MAX WEBER 4586, INFERNO 4581, TRAINING 
BUDDHA 4486, and SINK HOLE 4572.

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

     For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.  

                       MR. GHERKIN (6-6385) of 071406AD  (544)
                       OPUS X (11-5276) of OLD BOYS CLUB  (483)
                   CARDINAL KRAKEN (69-8569) BEASTS OF NEON  (831) 
                    GANGRENE (82-30731) THAT SPECIAL SMELL  (5042) 
                      WAY TOO CUTE (82-32711) 12/19/04A  (5398) 
                         CHINA (82-35079) MORE PLACES  (5777) 
                      ASPARAGUS (82-38983) UNDERRATED 2  (6485) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes