DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/14/2011    Duedate: 02/26/2011

VALAMANTIS ARENA

DM-62    TURN-503

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

STANLY MILLGRAM
OUT OF CONTROL (452)
(62-4584) [6-1-0,71]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BLUE                           STANLY MILLGRAM
COLORS (186)                   OUT OF CONTROL (452)
(62-1172) [12-15-1,61]         (62-4584) [6-1-0,71]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BLUE                           B.F. SKINNER
COLORS (186)                   OUT OF CONTROL (452)
(62-1172) [12-15-1,61]         (62-4582) [2-5-0,19]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

OUT OF CONTROL (452)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. OUT OF CONTROL (452)        28
2. DISASTERS (448)             18      DISASTERS (448)
3. COLORS (186)                 7      Unchartered Team
4. HILLTOP GURUS (446)          0
5. MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)        -21      OUT OF CONTROL (452)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 HILLTOP GURUS (446)       27   8  1 77.1   1/ 1*OUT OF CONTROL (452)     11  3 1
 2/ 2*OUT OF CONTROL (452)      21  13  2 61.8   2/ 3 MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)       6  7 2
 3/ 3 DISASTERS (448)           35  34  4 50.7   3/ 4 DISASTERS (448)           3  2 0
 4/ 0 COLORS (186)              40  47  1 46.0   4- 2 HILLTOP GURUS (446)       3  3 0
 5/ 4 MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)      403 481 10 45.6   5/ 0 COLORS (186)              0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 668): FLOOD SURFER of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 551): HEMLOCK of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 673): FUNNY FARM FIEND of STATE OF MIND (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 645): IRONSIDE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 669): MECHANON of TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 664): HAPPY HARRIET of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 673): QUEENIE of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 657): FLATLINERS of BACON MAKIN' (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 659): DELTON of OF WOLF AND MAN II (Tripwire, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 658): TOO BIG TO FAIL of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 626): ALLIS of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 613): LUM BUSBY of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 282): TIMOR UNRED of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 606): DAMON SHOVELL of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 557): MAHAGHAL of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 264): ALLERDAE CHAN of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 257): I'M A BASHER of BASHAHOLICS ANON (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 502): THE PLAGUE of DISASTERS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 233): TORANS ULROL of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 550): GATEWAY of ATTACK OF THE CLONES (Crip, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 668): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 551): THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 673): STATE OF MIND (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 645): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 669): TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 664): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 673): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 657): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 659): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 658): 420 B.C. (Bubba Ganoosh, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 626): REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 613): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 282): PROPHETIC OMENS (Lord Rahl, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 605): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 557): AMAZON ELITE (Doc Miracle, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 264): SPARF! (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 257): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 502): OUT OF CONTROL (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 233): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 550) STREET PIZZA et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 668): FLOOD SURFER of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 672): KARAOKE KILLER of GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.)
                          VECTOR UNSTALBE of ASTRAL KIN (Arcane Kid, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 644): DIAPERED ZALGOR of BABY BROTHERS (?, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 669): SONNY of TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 659): ERIN GO BRAGH of RYAN'S HENCHMEN (Leprechaun, mgr.)
                (turn 658): CLOVER of RYAN'S HENCHMEN (Leprechaun, mgr.)
                            LITTLE MOKELE 2 of SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (Manager, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 626): ALLIS of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
              (turn 625): COME ON of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 606): DAMON SHOVELL of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
                           HARD KNOCKS of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 556): GRAPEFRUIT of FRUITS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 263): KORASIM of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     I can't believe the violence in VALAMANTIS!  I still haven't told Mom I'm 
writing Spyreports.  She'd have a cow!  Well, here we go...  MVP award for YELLOW?  
COLORS' proud of him after beating TREMOR and getting 15 points.  Talk about yer big 
time losers!  GILBERN JUSS got smashed by MAX WEBER, and lost 11 points!  What a 
putz!  THE PLAGUE fights so hard to be Duelmaster, then quits fighting and loses the 
title.  No one said he was a genius...  Was that a tear I saw in STANLY MILLGRAM's 
eye, as he took over Duelmastership?  And wasn't BLUE fit to be tied!  Is the 
Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All VALAMANTIS ever talks about is fighting!  
Me, I'm more laid back.  Like was that some Bloodfeud, or what?  (MAX WEBER vs. 
GILBERN JUSS, that is.) What if they had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be out of 
a job, that's what!!!   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it 
quits.  Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STANLY MILLGRAM 4584          6   1  0    71       OUT OF CONTROL (452)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-THE PLAGUE 4533               8   3  0   103       DISASTERS (448)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WHITE WIZARD 4484             8   1  0    84       HILLTOP GURUS (446)
-BROWN 4383                   12   6  0    69       COLORS (186)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ORANGE 4371                   9   8  0    65       COLORS (186)
 BLUE 1172                    12  15  1    61       COLORS (186)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GILFMET IVERS 4568           11   6  0    54       MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
-TRAINING BUDDHA 4486          8   2  1    47       HILLTOP GURUS (446)
 MAX WEBER 4586                6   1  0    42       OUT OF CONTROL (452)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 INFERNO 4581                  4   1  0    33       DISASTERS (448)
-MONOLITH II 4588              3   1  0    28       HILLTOP GURUS (446)
 IMROM LLEWS 4570              6   8  0    26       MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
-WITCHY WOMAN 4485             6   1  0    26       HILLTOP GURUS (446)
-SCIMITAR SAGE 4483            2   1  0    25       HILLTOP GURUS (446)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GILBERN JUSS 4579             4   7  1    22       MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
 IVAN PAVLOV 4583              3   4  1    22       OUT OF CONTROL (452)
 B.F. SKINNER 4582             2   5  0    19       OUT OF CONTROL (452)
-SINK HOLE 4572                2   2  1    16       DISASTERS (448)
 YELLOW 4431                   0   1  0    15       COLORS (186)
 KOLBERT MOON 4596             1   1  0     7       MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
 TREMOR 4598                   1   0  0     6       DISASTERS (448)
 MARDIN OKLOS 4597             1   1  1     5       MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
LARK NORRY 4587         0  3 0 MIDDLE WAY 10 420    WILLIAM JAMES 4585    500  REVENGED
WILLIAM JAMES 4585      4  2 1 OUT OF CONTROL 452   GILBERN JUSS 4579     502  JUST REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Monolith II -- Something about you inspires me to violence.  And you needed a loss
for balance. -- Glifmet Ivers

William James -- I had a fun time. -- Gilbern Juss
P.S.  I always wanted to say that.  It's so incredibly tacky.

Max Weber -- Not out of control ENOUGH, I think.  I'd like to see you flailing around
and tripping over your own weapon. -- Imrom Llews

Oh, for the cat's sake!  I AM NOT A DWARF!!!  The Commission just does this to annoy.
-- Kolbert Moon

The Convicted Thief is a wimpy little pipsqueak, isn't he?  Not what I'd expected. --
Mardin Oklos

William James -- Sorry, I didn't realize at first that I'd killed you.  Guess I was
the one out of control, hmm. -- Gilbern Juss

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

INFERNO devastated IMROM LLEWS in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
BLUE lost to STANLY MILLGRAM in a 1 minute uneven Title battle.
GILFMET IVERS demolished IVAN PAVLOV in a 1 minute uneven fight.
MAX WEBER devastated GILBERN JUSS in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
B.F. SKINNER defeated KOLBERT MOON in a 2 minute match.
MARDIN OKLOS was devastated by MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
YELLOW was narrowly defeated by TREMOR in a 5 minute brutal struggle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         TOTAL PARRY        5 -   1 -  0      83  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         LUNGING ATTACK    20 -   8 -  2      71  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         WALL OF STEEL      5 -   4 -  0      56  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         BASHING ATTACK    17 -  15 -  2      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW        10 -   9 -  0      53  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         STRIKING ATTACK   12 -  13 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         SLASHING ATTACK    5 -  11 -  2      31  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   3 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 503 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  2         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  STANLY MILLGRAM 4584        6   1  0   71 OUT OF CONTROL (452)
BASHING ATTACK   GILFMET IVERS 4568         11   6  0   54 MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
LUNGING ATTACK   MAX WEBER 4586              6   1  0   42 OUT OF CONTROL (452)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BLUE 1172.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
B.F. SKINNER 4582.  The ten other most popular fighters were STANLY MILLGRAM 4584, 
MAX WEBER 4586, TREMOR 4598, INFERNO 4581, GILFMET IVERS 4568, KOLBERT MOON 4596, 
YELLOW 4431, IMROM LLEWS 4570, BLUE 1172, and IVAN PAVLOV 4583.

The least popular fighter this week was MARDIN OKLOS 4597.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were GILBERN JUSS 4579, IVAN PAVLOV 4583, BLUE 1172, IMROM LLEWS 
4570, YELLOW 4431, KOLBERT MOON 4596, GILFMET IVERS 4568, INFERNO 4581, TREMOR 4598, 
and MAX WEBER 4586.