DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/14/2011    Duedate: 03/26/2011

VALAMANTIS ARENA

DM-62    TURN-505

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

STANLY MILLGRAM
OUT OF CONTROL (452)
(62-4584) [7-2-0,99]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

THE PLAGUE                     STANLY MILLGRAM
DISASTERS (448)                OUT OF CONTROL (452)
(62-4533) [9-4-0,76]           (62-4584) [7-2-0,99]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

GILFMET IVERS                  IMROM LLEWS
MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)            MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
(62-4568) [11-8-0,43]          (62-4570) [6-10-0,28]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DISASTERS (448)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. OUT OF CONTROL (452)        30
2. MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)         27      DISASTERS (448)
3. COLORS (186)                13      Unchartered Team
4. DISASTERS (448)            -16
                                       OUT OF CONTROL (452)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2*OUT OF CONTROL (452)      24  18  2 57.1   1/ 3 DISASTERS (448)           7  1 0
 2/ 3 DISASTERS (448)           40  35  4 53.3   2/ 1*OUT OF CONTROL (452)      6  6 0
 3/ 4 COLORS (186)              43  47  1 47.8   3/ 2 MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)       6  9 0
 4/ 5 MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)      408 486 10 45.6   4/ 4 COLORS (186)              3  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 670): CRATER FACE of LAB EXPERIMENTS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 553): HEMLOCK of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 675): COBBLESTONE of STL RAD (JE, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 647): IRONSIDE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 671): SCOOTIE PUFF JR of 011510A (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 666): CAMDEN of BALTO (JE, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 675): CHAINSAW CHUCK of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 659): WIZARDS! Of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 661): FIZZ AND FURS of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 660): TOO BIG TO FAIL of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 628): TANNY of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 615): LUM BUSBY of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 283): TIMOR UNRED of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 608): JELLO KNUCKLES of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 559): HABU of SERPENTS HOLD 2 (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 265): TIAN HU of ASIAN INVASION (?, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 258): I'M A BASHER of BASHAHOLICS ANON (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 504): THE PLAGUE of DISASTERS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 234): TORANS ULROL of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 552): COOLER of STYROFOAM (Jolly, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 670): CLUELESS (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 553): SERPENTS HOLD (KhisantH, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 675): AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 647): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 671): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 666): REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 675): CHURCH LADIES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 659): BACON MAKIN' (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 661): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 660): GOLGOTHA'S BLOOMS (Action, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 628): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 615): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 283): PROPHETIC OMENS (Lord Rahl, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 608): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 559): AMAZON ELITE (Doc Miracle, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 265): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 258): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 504): OUT OF CONTROL (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 234): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 552) STREET PIZZA et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 670): CHINA BULL of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 665): NOT-A-NUT JONES of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 659): WIZARDS! Of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
               (turn 658): FLATLINERS of BACON MAKIN' (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 660): TOO BIG TO FAIL of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
                           BUL GOBLINHEWER of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
                           BORGES of LITERATE LOONS (Sherman, mgr.)
                           FRITERSATAFATFARM of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
               (turn 659): ICE of OMINOUS REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.)
                           SASQUATCH of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 606): DAMON SHOVELL of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
                           HARD KNOCKS of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 559): MAHAGHAL of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last 
week's fights.  Say good-bye to OUT OF CONTROL, as they are pushed from the coveted 
top team spot by the DISASTERS stable.  Hey everybody, watch out for KOLBERT MOON, 
who flew up 18 points in the rankings after mashing EMBEZZLING SCRIBE like a melon.  
Keep your eye on this guy.  And falling like a basher in the top ten was B.F. 
SKINNER, who dropped 11 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with 
YELLOW.  It's a proud day for the OUT OF CONTROL stable, as their warrior, STANLY 
MILLGRAM, ascended the Duelmaster's throne.  4 out of 5 gladiators surveyed protect 
the body, so try and avoid aiming at that location.   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the VALAMANTIS arena.  Here's 
a song for you:  Who's afraid of the big, bad OUT OF  CONTROL?  Big bad OUT OF 
CONTROL.  Big bad OUT OF CONTROL.  VALAMANTIS' afraid of the big bad OUT OF CONTROL.  
Tra la la la la!  Okay, so I may not be funny, but catch DISASTERS' act in the arena. 
Those acrobats seem to be fairly deft at running from OUT OF CONTROL.  Well just 
about everybody wants a piece of IMROM LLEWS, who was this week's most challenged 
warrior.   
     Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the 
most interesting, though!  Ask not the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes 
and no.  Silly buggers, eh?   
     Well, there's the manager of the VALAMANTIS giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that 
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?).  Well, there goes another Spy Report.  
Good luck in next week's fights.  See ya next time I'm on this circuit!-- The Unknown 
Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STANLY MILLGRAM 4584          7   2  0    99       OUT OF CONTROL (452)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE PLAGUE 4533               9   4  0    76       DISASTERS (448)
-BLUE 1172                    13  15  1    73       COLORS (186)
-BROWN 4383                   12   6  0    69       COLORS (186)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ORANGE 4371                   9   8  0    65       COLORS (186)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 INFERNO 4581                  6   1  0    55       DISASTERS (448)
 MAX WEBER 4586                7   2  0    47       OUT OF CONTROL (452)
 GILFMET IVERS 4568           11   8  0    43       MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 YELLOW 4431                   2   1  0    32       COLORS (186)
 GILBERN JUSS 4579             6   7  1    30       MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
 TREMOR 4598                   3   0  0    29       DISASTERS (448)
 IMROM LLEWS 4570              6  10  0    28       MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
 MARDIN OKLOS 4597             3   1  1    24       MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KOLBERT MOON 4596             2   2  0    23       MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
 B.F. SKINNER 4582             3   6  0    22       OUT OF CONTROL (452)
 IVAN PAVLOV 4583              3   6  1    16       OUT OF CONTROL (452)
-SINK HOLE 4572                2   2  1    16       DISASTERS (448)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
WILLIAM JAMES 4585      4  2 1 OUT OF CONTROL 452   GILBERN JUSS 4579     502  REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Blue -- That has never been a good color for me.  I look dead in blue. -- Gilfmet
Ivers

B.F. Skinner -- For some reason, probably your initials and your squirreliness, I
keep thinking of you as Buckminster Fuller.  Do you find that your social
relationships are geodesic? -- Imrom Llews

Yellow -- I might as well get jaundice and be done with it. -- Kolbert Moon

I really like the Convicted Thief.  He loses so readily. -- Gilbert Juss

The Mordant Deserter's good, too. -- Mardin Oklos

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

TREMOR bested IMROM LLEWS in a 3 minute amateur vs. expert upset Challenge fight.
THE PLAGUE was demolished by STANLY MILLGRAM in a 1 minute one-sided Title melee.
GILFMET IVERS was defeated by INFERNO in a 2 minute bloody duel.
MAX WEBER devastated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
B.F. SKINNER was subdued by YELLOW in a 2 minute competition.
GILBERN JUSS bested IVAN PAVLOV in a 1 minute duel.
KOLBERT MOON overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
MARDIN OKLOS devastated PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         TOTAL PARRY        3 -   1 -  0      75  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         LUNGING ATTACK    20 -   7 -  1      74  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         WALL OF STEEL     11 -   4 -  0      73  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         BASHING ATTACK    15 -  16 -  2      48  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         AIMED BLOW         9 -  10 -  0      47  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         STRIKING ATTACK   13 -  16 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -  11 -  2      39  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   2 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 505 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      3 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  STANLY MILLGRAM 4584        7   2  0   99 OUT OF CONTROL (452)
LUNGING ATTACK   THE PLAGUE 4533             9   4  0   76 DISASTERS (448)
WALL OF STEEL    INFERNO 4581                6   1  0   55 DISASTERS (448)
BASHING ATTACK   GILFMET IVERS 4568         11   8  0   43 MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is GILFMET IVERS 4568.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was IMROM LLEWS 4570.  The ten other most popular fighters were GILFMET IVERS 
4568, INFERNO 4581, B.F. SKINNER 4582, TREMOR 4598, STANLY MILLGRAM 4584, MAX WEBER 
4586, YELLOW 4431, IVAN PAVLOV 4583, GILBERN JUSS 4579, and KOLBERT MOON 4596.

The least popular fighter this week was THE PLAGUE 4533.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were MARDIN OKLOS 4597, KOLBERT MOON 4596, GILBERN JUSS 4579, IVAN PAVLOV 
4583, YELLOW 4431, MAX WEBER 4586, STANLY MILLGRAM 4584, TREMOR 4598, B.F. SKINNER 
4582, and INFERNO 4581.