DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/11/2011    Duedate: 04/23/2011

VALAMANTIS ARENA

DM-62    TURN-507

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

STANLY MILLGRAM
OUT OF CONTROL (452)
(62-4584) [9-2-0,105]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

STANLY MILLGRAM                SMELLY SHELLY
OUT OF CONTROL (452)           HORSE LAKERS (454)
(62-4584) [9-2-0,105]          (62-4603) [1-0-0,15]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

GILFMET IVERS                  B.F. SKINNER
MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)            OUT OF CONTROL (452)
(62-4568) [13-8-0,56]          (62-4582) [4-7-0,31]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. HORSE LAKERS (454)          68
2. OUT OF CONTROL (452)        23      PUBLIC TRANSIT (418)
3. PUBLIC TRANSIT (418)        12      Unchartered Team
4. DISASTERS (448)              0
5. COLORS (186)                 0      HORSE LAKERS (454)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*HORSE LAKERS (454)         5   0  0  100   1/ 1 MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)       8  7 0
 2/ 1 PUBLIC TRANSIT (418)      33  16  2 67.3   2/ 3 OUT OF CONTROL (452)      7  5 0
 3/ 2 OUT OF CONTROL (452)      29  21  2 58.0   3/ 0*HORSE LAKERS (454)        5  0 0
 4- 3 DISASTERS (448)           41  36  4 53.2   4- 2 DISASTERS (448)           3  2 0
 5- 4 COLORS (186)              43  47  1 47.8   5/ 5 PUBLIC TRANSIT (418)      2  0 0
 6/ 5 MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)      413 491 10 45.7   6- 4 COLORS (186)              1  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 672): CRATER FACE of LAB EXPERIMENTS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 555): CHARLIE HORSE of THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 677): MEGA PIXEL of GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 649): IRONSIDE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 673): SCOOTIE PUFF JR of 011510A (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 668): CAMDEN of BALTO (JE, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 677): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 661): ADDAI of SERPENTS HOLD! (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 663): SUSHI of SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (Manager, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 662): WILD of OMINOUS REIGN (Archaic Elef, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 630): TANNY of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 617): LUM BUSBY of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 284): TIMOR UNRED of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 610): BRAID of I CAN'T BRUSH YOU (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 561): HABU of SERPENTS HOLD 2 (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 266): TIAN HU of ASIAN INVASION (?, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 259): I'M A BASHER of BASHAHOLICS ANON (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 506): STANLY MILLGRAM of OUT OF CONTROL (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 235): TORANS ULRIK of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 554): ZOLTAN of LOST SWORDS (Buri, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 672): CLUELESS (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 555): SERPENTS HOLD (KhisantH, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 677): STATE OF MIND (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 649): TL;DR (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 673): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 668): REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 677): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 661): BACON MAKIN' (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 663): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 662): BEN'S BAZAAR (Gentleben, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 630): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 617): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 284): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 610): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 561): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 266): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 259): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 506): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 235): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 554) STREET PIZZA et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 555): BOLD MR. WASABI of 142909A (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
               (turn 554): HEMLOCK of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 677): MEGA PIXEL of GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 673): LEORA NOEVAL of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 668): CAMDEN of BALTO (JE, mgr.)
                (turn 667): HAPPY HARRIET of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 676): CHAINSAW CHUCK of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 660): CRESDENE ARCT of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
               (turn 659): WIZARDS! Of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 662): FIZZ AND FURS of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 661): YUEDEBAHL LITHA of THE RED BLADES (Bill the Bard, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 561): PHAEDRA of AMAZON ELITE (Doc Miracle, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
VALAMANTIS brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  I can just hear all the boasts 
coming in HORSE LAKERS' next personal ads.  Their first turn they went 5-0-0.  Of 
course, we're all terribly impressed to see KOLBERT MOON win a fight and gain 16 
points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, B.F. SKINNER beat MARDIN OKLOS and MARDIN OKLOS lost 12 
points.  You're breakin' my heart.  And if variety is the spice of life, VALAMANTIS 
may be getting bland, as STANLY MILLGRAM stays top dog in the city.  The Wasteland 
Bar, humph!  I've tasted better ale at mortuaries.  Where do they get this stuff?  
From VALAMANTIS' trash dumps?   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.  COLORS, I suppose you'll be glad to know you were this 
turn's most avoided team.  Care to know who is the most afraid of you?  And who led 
the way in this mass act of cowardice?  Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It was PUBLIC 
TRANSIT.  Ha ha ha ha!   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if 
the fate catches up with you sooner that later?   
     What does the VALAMANTIS arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Well, I've had enough of this 
drivel, and I'm sure you have too.  Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  I see 
the crowds are getting restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STANLY MILLGRAM 4584          9   2  0   105       OUT OF CONTROL (452)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-THE PLAGUE 4533               9   4  0    76       DISASTERS (448)
-BLUE 1172                    13  15  1    73       COLORS (186)
-BROWN 4383                   12   6  0    69       COLORS (186)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ORANGE 4371                   9   8  0    65       COLORS (186)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GILFMET IVERS 4568           13   8  0    56       MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
-INFERNO 4581                  6   1  0    55       DISASTERS (448)
 SUBWAY 4188                   4   0  0    48       PUBLIC TRANSIT (418)
 MAX WEBER 4586                8   3  0    44       OUT OF CONTROL (452)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-YELLOW 4431                   2   1  0    32       COLORS (186)
 B.F. SKINNER 4582             4   7  0    31       OUT OF CONTROL (452)
 GILBERN JUSS 4579             7   8  1    30       MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
 IMROM LLEWS 4570              6  12  0    30       MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
 IVAN PAVLOV 4583              4   7  1    30       OUT OF CONTROL (452)
-SINK HOLE 4572                3   2  1    30       DISASTERS (448)
 KOLBERT MOON 4596             3   3  0    25       MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
-TREMOR 4598                   3   1  0    24       DISASTERS (448)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MARDIN OKLOS 4597             4   2  1    18       MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
 SMELLY SHELLY 4603            1   0  0    15       HORSE LAKERS (454)
 LUKE METHSTALKER 4602         1   0  0    14       HORSE LAKERS (454)
 BRAINLESS BILL 4600           1   0  0    13       HORSE LAKERS (454)
 LARRY DA LOSER 4601           1   0  0    13       HORSE LAKERS (454)
 MANIACAL MARTY 4604           1   0  0    13       HORSE LAKERS (454)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Tremor -- I like to see you shimmy and shake, ma'am, but I'm in the business of
winning fights, and if you're going to make reckless challenges, so be it. -- Gilbern
Juss

Max Weber -- Bah, you're a fool. -- Gilfmet Ivers
P.S.  If you weren't, you wouldn't be out of control, would you?

An Osksi Noble.  Okay. -- Mardin Oklos

Ivan Pavlov -- It was the damned bell. -- Imrom Llews

Sink Hole -- Right in the middle of the arena?  Weird. -- Kolbert Moon
P.S.  Hard to get out of, too.

18 March 11
All -- Be aware of the comeback of the Cajun and his stables of gladiators!  Just
sayin' -- The Cajun

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SUBWAY devastated GILBERN JUSS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
STANLY MILLGRAM viciously subdued CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 2 minute Title battle.
MAX WEBER savagely defeated IMROM LLEWS in a action packed 1 minute bloody fight.
GILFMET IVERS bested IVAN PAVLOV in a popular 1 minute fight.
MARDIN OKLOS was savagely defeated by B.F. SKINNER in a 2 minute bloody competition.
KOLBERT MOON vanquished CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
BRAINLESS BILL overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
LARRY DA LOSER overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven melee.
LUKE METHSTALKER vanquished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
SMELLY SHELLY overpowered PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven duel.
MANIACAL MARTY overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         TOTAL PARRY        2 -   0 -  0     100  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         WALL OF STEEL     11 -   4 -  0      73  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         LUNGING ATTACK    19 -   7 -  0      73  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         BASHING ATTACK    16 -  13 -  2      55  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW        10 -   9 -  0      53  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         SLASHING ATTACK    9 -  10 -  2      47  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         STRIKING ATTACK   16 -  18 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 507 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         3 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  2         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  STANLY MILLGRAM 4584        9   2  0  105 OUT OF CONTROL (452)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   GILFMET IVERS 4568         13   8  0   56 MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
LUNGING ATTACK   SUBWAY 4188                 4   0  0   48 PUBLIC TRANSIT (418)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is GILFMET IVERS 4568.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was B.F. SKINNER 4582.  The ten other most popular fighters were STANLY MILLGRAM 
4584, MAX WEBER 4586, SUBWAY 4188, GILFMET IVERS 4568, LUKE METHSTALKER 4602, IVAN 
PAVLOV 4583, BRAINLESS BILL 4600, LARRY DA LOSER 4601, MARDIN OKLOS 4597, and KOLBERT 
MOON 4596.

The least popular fighter this week was IMROM LLEWS 4570.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were GILBERN JUSS 4579, MANIACAL MARTY 4604, SMELLY SHELLY 4603, 
KOLBERT MOON 4596, MARDIN OKLOS 4597, LARRY DA LOSER 4601, BRAINLESS BILL 4600, IVAN 
PAVLOV 4583, LUKE METHSTALKER 4602, and GILFMET IVERS 4568.