DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/06/2011    Duedate: 06/18/2011

VALAMANTIS ARENA

DM-62    TURN-511

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CARELESS BEAR
DARKSIDEOFTVLAND 3 (422)
(62-4156) [4-1-1,64]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

MAX WEBER                      CARELESS BEAR
OUT OF CONTROL (452)           DARKSIDEOFTVLAND 3 (422)
(62-4586) [11-4-0,63]          (62-4156) [4-1-1,64]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

IMROM LLEWS                    IMROM LLEWS
MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)            MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
(62-4570) [8-14-0,48]          (62-4570) [8-14-0,48]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

HORSE LAKERS (454)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. OUT OF CONTROL (452)        32
2. HORSE LAKERS (454)          17      OUT OF CONTROL (452)
3. DARKSIDEOFTVLAND 3 (422)     8      Unchartered Team
4. MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)          6
5. DISASTERS (448)              0      DARKSIDEOFTVLAND 3 (422)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2*DARKSIDEOFTVLAND 3 (422)   4   1  1 80.0   1/ 1*HORSE LAKERS (454)       11  4 3
 2/ 1*HORSE LAKERS (454)        19   6  4 76.0   2/ 5 OUT OF CONTROL (452)      5  4 0
 3- 4 FLOYD'S BREWERY (267)     55  29  8 65.5   3/ 3 MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)       5 10 0
 4/ 6 OUT OF CONTROL (452)      35  28  2 55.6   4- 2 DISASTERS (448)           4  4 0
 5- 5 DISASTERS (448)           48  42  5 53.3   5- 4 FLOYD'S BREWERY (267)     3  1 0
 6/ 7 MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)      421 503 10 45.6   6/ 6*DARKSIDEOFTVLAND 3 (422)  2  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 676): VERMOUTH of BOOZE (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 559): CHARLIE HORSE of THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 681): FUNNY FARM FIEND of STATE OF MIND (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 653): WHEEL OF TIME of TL;DR (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 677): MAURINA OBEL of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 672): CHAS CRINGER of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 681): KONA KATE of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 665): FOOTLOOSE of BACON MAKIN' (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 667): SUSHI of SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (Manager, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 666): TIME of OMINOUS REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 634): 50/50 of SKATE DRAGONS (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 621): MY DEER WATSON of HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 286): TIMOR UNRED of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 614): BRAID of I CAN'T BRUSH YOU (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 565): WHO of QUESTIONS (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 268): CAO ZHEN of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 261): G W BUSH of TALL TALES (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 510): RED HOOK of FLOYD'S BREWERY (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 237): WHOLE of MILK IS GOOD (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 558): STASSIA of UP TO NO GOOD (She-Puppy, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 676): BOOZE (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 559): THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 681): STATE OF MIND (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 653): TL;DR (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 677): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 672): TACKLE BOX (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 681): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 665): THE CLUB (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 667): OF WOLF AND MAN II (Tripwire, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 666): RAGING LORDS (General Ikillu, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 634): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 621): HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 286): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 614): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 565): QUESTIONS (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 268): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 261): TALL TALES (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 510): HORSE LAKERS (General Ikillu, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 237): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 558) STREET PIZZA et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 676): CRATER FACE of LAB EXPERIMENTS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 557): LORINDA of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
                           FREDILILLA of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 681): FUNNY FARM FIEND of STATE OF MIND (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 652): RED HAMMER of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 671): SWIVEL of TACKLE BOX (Buri, mgr.)
                            STUMP JUMPER of TACKLE BOX (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 681): KONA KATE of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
               (turn 680): QUEENIE of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 665): FOOTLOOSE of BACON MAKIN' (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 667): BOATSWAIN of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 666): TIME of OMINOUS REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.)
               (turn 665): BONEFACE of RAGING LORDS (General Ikillu, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 614): BRAID of I CAN'T BRUSH YOU (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 257): DENG FEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
                           TIAN HU of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Hail and well met, warriors of Valamantis!  We have been gone from the arena for
well over a decade, and "BOOM" right back into the title spot.  Looks like we will be
fighting Plague again because he's the only guy in range.  Until next turn!!
                                          -- Red Hook, Duelmaster

                                      SPY REPORT

     I can't believe the violence in VALAMANTIS!  I still haven't told Mom I'm 
writing Spyreports.  She'd have a cow!  Well, here we go...  The guys at OUT OF 
CONTROL like really pulled together to get a 3-0-0 this turn, moving up by 3.  MVP 
award for MANIACAL MARTY?  HORSE LAKERS' proud of him after beating MARDIN OKLOS and 
getting 14 points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  LUKE METHSTALKER's match with B.F. 
SKINNER cost him a loss of 10 points!  What a putz!  RED HOOK fights so hard to be 
Duelmaster, then quits fighting and loses the title.  No one said he was a genius...  
Was that a tear I saw in CARELESS BEAR's eye, as he took over Duelmastership?  And 
wasn't GILBERN JUSS fit to be tied!  Who was the wiseguy that said VALAMANTIS' 
Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The Wasteland Bar?  Don't look at me!   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  I'm always kinda bummed when a decent warrior gets killed.  MARDIN 
OKLOS, of MIDDLE WAY 10 had a 6-4-1 when he got bumped off by MANIACAL MARTY.  Ooh!  
The suspense is killing me!  OUT OF CONTROL has like just one turn to Bloodfeud THE 
PLAGUE of DISASTERS!  Will they do it???  What if they had a fight and nobody showed 
up?  I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits.  Remember 
you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CARELESS BEAR 4156            4   1  1    64       DARKSIDEOFTVLAND 3 (422)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-RED HOOK 2720                12   4  2   108       FLOYD'S BREWERY (267)
-THE PLAGUE 4533              11   5  1    94       DISASTERS (448)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MOOSEHEAD 2813                9   2  2    78       FLOYD'S BREWERY (267)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-INFERNO 4581                  9   1  0    66       DISASTERS (448)
-SHLITZ 2723                  13   3  0    63       FLOYD'S BREWERY (267)
 MAX WEBER 4586               11   4  0    63       OUT OF CONTROL (452)
 GILFMET IVERS 4568           15  10  0    60       MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 IMROM LLEWS 4570              8  14  0    48       MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
 B.F. SKINNER 4582             6   9  0    43       OUT OF CONTROL (452)
 GILBERN JUSS 4579             8  11  1    40       MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
 SMELLY SHELLY 4603            4   1  1    36       HORSE LAKERS (454)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 IVAN PAVLOV 4583              5  10  1    33       OUT OF CONTROL (452)
 MANIACAL MARTY 4604           4   1  2    33       HORSE LAKERS (454)
-TREMOR 4598                   4   3  0    33       DISASTERS (448)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PROXMIRE 4616                 3   0  0    24       HORSE LAKERS (454)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LUKE METHSTALKER 4602         4   1  1    19       HORSE LAKERS (454)
 KOLBERT MOON 4596             4   6  0    18       MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
 LARRY DA LOSER 4601           3   2  0    17       HORSE LAKERS (454)
-TYPHOON 4615                  0   1  0     1       DISASTERS (448)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BRAINLESS BILL 4600     1  1 0 HORSE LAKERS 454     CARELESS BEAR 4156    508   
MARDIN OKLOS 4597       6  4 1 MIDDLE WAY 10 420    MANIACAL MARTY 4604   511   
STANLY MILLGRAM 4584    9  3 0 OUT OF CONTROL 452   THE PLAGUE 4533       508   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Careless Bear -- Darned careless!  Those claws!  I'll have nightmares. -- Gilfmet
Ivers

Tremor -- I surrendered to get away from that sword in your shaking hand.  It might
have gone ANYWHERE.  Not something I wanted to "hang out with." -- Mardin Oklos

Shlitz -- I can't believe I drank that much.  No wonder I was reeling around out
there. -- Gilbern Juss

Inferno -- It's too hot for this stuff. -- Imrom Llews

Larry da Loser -- You've probably been cursed by your name. -- Kolbert Moon

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MAX WEBER devastated SMELLY SHELLY in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
GILBERN JUSS was vanquished by CARELESS BEAR in a 1 minute uneven Title battle.
GILFMET IVERS demolished AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute uneven fight.
IMROM LLEWS viciously subdued THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a popular 4 minute gory contest.
LUKE METHSTALKER was demolished by B.F. SKINNER in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
KOLBERT MOON was devastated by IVAN PAVLOV in a 1 minute mismatched match.
MARDIN OKLOS was easily killed by MANIACAL MARTY in a 1 minute uneven fight.
LARRY DA LOSER vanquished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven duel.
PROXMIRE viciously subdued EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 2 minute gruesome beginner's fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         TOTAL PARRY        1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         WALL OF STEEL     12 -   5 -  0      71  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         LUNGING ATTACK    20 -  10 -  2      67  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW        14 -   8 -  2      64  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         STRIKING ATTACK   24 -  19 -  2      56  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         BASHING ATTACK    11 -  11 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         SLASHING ATTACK    9 -  12 -  1      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 511 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         3 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  3         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   CARELESS BEAR 4156          4   1  1   64 DARKSIDEOFTVLAND 3 (422)
BASHING ATTACK   GILFMET IVERS 4568         15  10  0   60 MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
STRIKING ATTACK  SMELLY SHELLY 4603          4   1  1   36 HORSE LAKERS (454)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is IMROM LLEWS 4570.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was IMROM LLEWS 4570.  The ten other most popular fighters were PROXMIRE 4616, 
B.F. SKINNER 4582, MAX WEBER 4586, CARELESS BEAR 4156, GILFMET IVERS 4568, IVAN 
PAVLOV 4583, KOLBERT MOON 4596, MANIACAL MARTY 4604, LARRY DA LOSER 4601, and SMELLY 
SHELLY 4603.

The least popular fighter this week was MARDIN OKLOS 4597.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were LUKE METHSTALKER 4602, GILBERN JUSS 4579, SMELLY SHELLY 4603, 
LARRY DA LOSER 4601, MANIACAL MARTY 4604, KOLBERT MOON 4596, IVAN PAVLOV 4583, 
GILFMET IVERS 4568, CARELESS BEAR 4156, and MAX WEBER 4586.