DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 08/01/2011 Duedate: 08/13/2011
VALAMANTIS ARENA
DM-62 TURN-515
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
MOOSEHEAD
FLOYD'S BREWERY (267)
(62-2813) [13-2-2,103]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
MOOSEHEAD PROXMIRE
FLOYD'S BREWERY (267) HORSE LAKERS (454)
(62-2813) [13-2-2,103] (62-4616) [6-1-2,61]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
IMROM LLEWS GILBERN JUSS
MIDDLE WAY 10 (420) MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
(62-4570) [9-17-0,44] (62-4579) [11-12-1,73]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
FLOYD'S BREWERY (267)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. FLOYD'S BREWERY (267) 22
2. OUT OF CONTROL (452) 14 FLOYD'S BREWERY (267)
3. MIDDLE WAY 10 (420) 6 Unchartered Team
4. DISASTERS (448) 0
5. HORSE LAKERS (454) -3 HORSE LAKERS (454)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 2 FLOYD'S BREWERY (267) 69 33 8 67.6 1/ 1 FLOYD'S BREWERY (267) 11 3 0
2/ 3*HORSE LAKERS (454) 26 19 6 57.8 2/ 2 MIDDLE WAY 10 (420) 9 6 0
3/ 4 OUT OF CONTROL (452) 40 35 2 53.3 3/ 3*HORSE LAKERS (454) 5 10 1
4- 5 DISASTERS (448) 49 48 5 50.5 4/ 4 OUT OF CONTROL (452) 2 7 0
5/ 6 MIDDLE WAY 10 (420) 432 512 10 45.8 5- 6 DISASTERS (448) 0 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 680): BLACK of FULL SPECTRUM (Jester, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 563): CHARLIE HORSE of THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 685): SQUASH of VEGGIES (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 657): MAT'ARI of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 681): PRIMUS of LONG SWORD CLUB (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 676): FAINTLY FRANNIE of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 685): REDONDO RHONDA of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 669): TREMORS of BACON MAKIN' (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 671): CHATROOMMATE of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 670): RUIN of DARK AT HEART (?, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 638): IRINIA JINZ of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 625): ZANDER of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 288): TIMOR UNRED of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 618): JELLO KNUCKLES of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 569): WHO of QUESTIONS (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 270): ALBERT of KIWI CONNECTI0N (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 263): BURNING RUBBER of WHAT'S IN A NAME (Storm Lord, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 514): MOOSEHEAD of FLOYD'S BREWERY (Floyd, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 239): WHOLE of MILK IS GOOD (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 562): KALIDOR of HYBORIA et al (Buri, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 680): ONE HIT WONDERS (Buri, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 563): THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 685): AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 657): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 681): LONG SWORD CLUB (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 676): RED BLADES (Madwand, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 285): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 669): ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 671): SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 670): NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 637): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 625): HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 288): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 618): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 569): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 270): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 263): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 514): FLOYD'S BREWERY (Floyd, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 239): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 562) STREET PIZZA et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 680): VERMOUTH of BOOZE (Papa Bear, mgr.)
WAELGAEST of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 563): HARKRANZ of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
EDWARD O'HARE of MEDAL OF HONOR A1 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 685): WHIRLING INSELBERG of IRATE FORMATIONS (The Muffin Man)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 657): MAT'ARI of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
(turn 656): WHEEL OF TIME of TL;DR (Sherolock, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 681): PRIMUS of LONG SWORD CLUB (Sherlock, mgr.)
BALISONG of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 675): CHAS CRINGER of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 670): DESTITUTE NOBLE of GET OUTTA MY WAY (Floyd, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 670): RUIN of DARK AT HEART (?, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 637): BOARDSLIDE of SKATE DRAGONS (Floyd, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 288): TIMOR UNRED of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 618): JELLO KNUCKLES of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
(turn 617): RODEKILL of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 569): JUBHAL of DARK HORSEMENT (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 269): CAO ZHEN of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
ALLERDAE CHAN of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
You elder fighters surely remember me. The younger ones may call me Olaf
Modeen. I return to VALAMANTIS once again! What's with KOLBERT MOON? He actually
beat HORSE LAKERS' SMELLY SHELLY, and walked away with 20 more points from the fight.
Major screwup at HORSE LAKERS. SMELLY SHELLY lost 19 points to KOLBERT MOON. Some
new strategies, perhaps? Maybe SMELLY SHELLY will provide more easy wins... Try as
he might, MAX WEBER wasn't good enough at persuading MOOSEHEAD to step down from the
Duelmaster's throne... Advice to fighters with a 1 will--give up fighting!
No matter the time or place, men will always duel. I hate going to the effort
of writing about the kind of fights that SHLITZ gets in. He fights people like
GILBERN JUSS, 11 points below. I thought SHLITZ showed great skill and promise when
he won victory over GILBERN JUSS. All right, so I slept through it! Big deal!
There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit. Do you want the fighters
to walk away, or not? Here's some advice: study your opponent, master many skills,
fight dirty.
Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors. Any plans here? The
end of another Spyreport! That's cause for celebration in my book! Time for my
medication, so I'll leave now. Practice, practice, practice!-- Olaf Modeen
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MOOSEHEAD 2813 13 2 2 103 FLOYD'S BREWERY (267)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RED HOOK 2720 15 5 2 96 FLOYD'S BREWERY (267)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SHLITZ 2723 17 3 0 82 FLOYD'S BREWERY (267)
GILBERN JUSS 4579 11 12 1 73 MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
MAX WEBER 4586 12 7 0 71 OUT OF CONTROL (452)
GILFMET IVERS 4568 17 12 0 68 MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-THE PLAGUE 4533 11 7 1 66 DISASTERS (448)
-INFERNO 4581 9 1 0 66 DISASTERS (448)
PROXMIRE 4616 6 1 2 61 HORSE LAKERS (454)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
B.F. SKINNER 4582 8 11 0 49 OUT OF CONTROL (452)
KOLBERT MOON 4596 7 7 0 45 MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
IMROM LLEWS 4570 9 17 0 44 MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
HOBGOBLIN 4620 3 0 0 38 FLOYD'S BREWERY (267)
IVAN PAVLOV 4583 7 12 1 34 OUT OF CONTROL (452)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LUKE METHSTALKER 4602 6 3 1 33 HORSE LAKERS (454)
-TREMOR 4598 4 4 0 30 DISASTERS (448)
MANIACAL MARTY 4604 5 4 2 28 HORSE LAKERS (454)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SMELLY SHELLY 4603 5 4 1 23 HORSE LAKERS (454)
LARRY DA LOSER 4601 3 6 0 15 HORSE LAKERS (454)
NEEVAN POVAR 4621 2 2 0 13 MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
MARDIN OKLOS 4597 6 4 1 MIDDLE WAY 10 420 MANIACAL MARTY 4604 511 REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
We salute the tourney participants, whichever tourney it was they participated in. --
Jorja and the Middle Way
Hobgoblin -- You aren't really there. Or at least, you don't really have glowing red
eyes. It's just whatever I drank last night. -- Kolbert Moon
B.F. Skinner -- I'd like to skin you. -- Gilfmet Ivers
P.S. But the arenamistress won't let me. She says we need you and your teammates.
Seems iffy to me.
Smelly Shelly -- Phew! -- Gilbern Juss
Maniacal Marty -- Eat that, eh? -- Imrom Llews
Larry da Loser -- Your name strikes again. Last personal for the last arena of the
day's line-up, you just don't get scintillating wit. Arenas with low numbers
(Mordant, for instance) get the wit, you just get the tired old blah. Sorry about
that. -- Neevan Povar
13 July 11
Announcing!
The No-Tourney ADM arena will be opening for business on the
first of August of this year!
It will be ADM Arena #107, making use of that idle installation down at Lirin
Kiv. If the managers involved in this arena wish to rename it, suggestions will be
entertained through the months of August and September.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SHLITZ unbelievably bested GILBERN JUSS in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge fight.
MOOSEHEAD demolished MAX WEBER in a 1 minute one-sided Title melee.
RED HOOK overpowered M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
GILFMET IVERS devastated IVAN PAVLOV in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
B.F. SKINNER demolished MANIACAL MARTY in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
PROXMIRE vanquished IMROM LLEWS in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
SMELLY SHELLY was overpowered by KOLBERT MOON in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
NEEVAN POVAR was overpowered by LUKE METHSTALKER in a 1 minute uneven melee.
HOBGOBLIN vanquished LARRY DA LOSER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 7 TOTAL PARRY 5 - 0 - 0 100 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 STRIKING ATTACK 35 - 25 - 4 58 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 LUNGING ATTACK 23 - 17 - 2 58 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 12 - 10 - 0 55 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 WALL OF STEEL 4 - 4 - 0 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 13 - 15 - 2 46 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 SLASHING ATTACK 7 - 9 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 515 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 2 3 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 3 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 BASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK MOOSEHEAD 2813 13 2 2 103 FLOYD'S BREWERY (267)
LUNGING ATTACK RED HOOK 2720 15 5 2 96 FLOYD'S BREWERY (267)
TOTAL PARRY SHLITZ 2723 17 3 0 82 FLOYD'S BREWERY (267)
BASHING ATTACK GILFMET IVERS 4568 17 12 0 68 MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is IMROM LLEWS 4570. The most popular warrior this
turn was GILBERN JUSS 4579. The ten other most popular fighters were SHLITZ 2723,
RED HOOK 2720, GILFMET IVERS 4568, PROXMIRE 4616, LUKE METHSTALKER 4602, MOOSEHEAD
2813, B.F. SKINNER 4582, KOLBERT MOON 4596, SMELLY SHELLY 4603, and HOBGOBLIN 4620.
The least popular fighter this week was LARRY DA LOSER 4601. The other ten least
popular fighters were NEEVAN POVAR 4621, IMROM LLEWS 4570, MANIACAL MARTY 4604, IVAN
PAVLOV 4583, MAX WEBER 4586, HOBGOBLIN 4620, SMELLY SHELLY 4603, KOLBERT MOON 4596,
B.F. SKINNER 4582, and MOOSEHEAD 2813.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
RED HOOK (62-2720) FLOYD'S BREWERY (267)
FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY XLVII
PRIMUS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
5 2979 (205-122-4) 15 0 0 NUMBERS
CONTENDERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 2931 (97-49-0) 6 3 0 LEGENDS OF TKE
FRESHMEN TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
HITME TENDERLY 1042 (31-19-0) 0 3 0 THE VIVISECTORS
CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
DYNA RED 56 (9-3-0) 1 3 0 DYNAMEN
ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
INFERNO 4581 (9-1-0) 1 3 0 DISASTERS
INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
TREMOR 4598 (4-4-0) 3 3 0 DISASTERS
ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
PUSHKIN 4612 (0-0-0) 4 4 1 WE LOVE DUELING
DEAD DUCK 4605 (0-0-0) 0 3 0 DEAD IN VIA DAMNUM
* * * * * MEMO * * * * *
From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, census forms will be provided for warriors by request only, effective
immediately. Managers may register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by
simply writing them on a separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.
For any questions, please contact the Gladiatorial Commission.