DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 04/23/2012 Duedate: 05/05/2012
VALAMANTIS ARENA
DM-62 TURN-534
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
MOOSEHEAD
FLOYD'S BREWERY (267)
(62-2813) [15-2-2,116]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
MOOSEHEAD WALKER
FLOYD'S BREWERY (267) ZOMBIE SQUAD (458)
(62-2813) [15-2-2,116] (62-4642) [2-1-0,23]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
IMROM LLEWS MOOSEHEAD
MIDDLE WAY 10 (420) FLOYD'S BREWERY (267)
(62-4570) [18-27-0,90] (62-2813) [15-2-2,116]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. ZOMBIE SQUAD (458) 50
2. FLOYD'S BREWERY (267) 15 FLOYD'S BREWERY (267)
3. STRIKER FORCE (19) 0 Unchartered Team
4. MIDDLE WAY 10 (420) -8
5. DISASTERS (448) -16 ZOMBIE SQUAD (458)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0 FLOYD'S BREWERY (267) 73 34 8 68.2 1/ 1 MIDDLE WAY 10 (420) 10 5 0
2/ 2 DISASTERS (448) 70 65 8 51.9 2/ 0*ZOMBIE SQUAD (458) 2 3 0
3/ 3 MIDDLE WAY 10 (420) 485 549 10 46.9 3- 3*STRIKER FORCE (19) 1 0 0
4- 4*STRIKER FORCE (19) 4 5 0 44.4 4/ 0 FLOYD'S BREWERY (267) 1 1 0
5/ 0*ZOMBIE SQUAD (458) 3 10 0 23.1 5/ 4 DISASTERS (448) 0 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 699): RANDOM MANIAC of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 582): CHAKTIRI of HAMOI TONG (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 704): ROAD TRIPPIN of GENERATION X (The Storm Lord, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 676): DARKCLAW of SAVAGE HORDE (Hawk, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 700): JUST LOSIN of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 695): SWEET FREDDY of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 704): SAW HORSE of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 688): ULF SUNDERHELM of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 690): BARNEY of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 689): HELRAZOR of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 655): KHYLAR of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 644): LION'S MANE of HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 298): FALLON GRIMM of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 637): UNCLE TED of SHREDDERS (Buri, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 588): HANK of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 279): WORZEEL of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 272): APPLESEED of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 533): IMROM LLEWS of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 249): NAEFAN ORDH of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 581): RUGEN THE JELLYFISH of HANNAH'S PALS (The Upright Man)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 699): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 582): HAMOI TONG (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 704): GENERATION X (The Storm Lord, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 676): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 700): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 695): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 704): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 688): VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 690): SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 689): GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 655): SERPPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 644): ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 298): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 637): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 588): VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 279): KIWI CONNECTION II (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 272): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 533): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 249): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 581) PUNCHLINES et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 3 OSKSI (turn 704): ROAD TRIPPIN of GENERATION X (The Storm Lord, mgr.)
DARK SARCASM of STATE OF MIND (Marma Duke, mgr.)
(turn 703): KVASIR of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 676): RAIGHNALL of SAVAGE HORDE (Hawk, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 686): ADDAI of SERPENTS HOLD! (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 690): BARNEY of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
PETE of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 689): HELRAZOR of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 643): THE COWS AFOOT of HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 298): FALLON GRIMM of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
(turn 297): RATA of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 636): KWS of SHREDDERS (Buri, mgr.)
DEAD MAN WALKING of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 588): HANK of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 249): LOUIE MURH of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon VALAMANTIS,
for I, Novgorodny Vir, have returned! MIDDLE WAY 10 had cause to celebrate, after
KOLBERT MOON got 17 points by beating KHALHUMS DWARF. A certain someone should cut
down on the drinking and practice more, after losing 16 points to KUNG-FU MASTER.
(Discrete enough, NEEVAN POVAR?) In VALAMANTIS, nothing is permanent (except Death),
and we find ourselves a new Duelmaster, MOOSEHEAD. Word has it one team in
VALAMANTIS is using psychics to predict wins. They lead a charmed life!
A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn? And do not the
little birds cry out?' Any ideas?
Is there life after death? Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after
life! Citizens of VALAMANTIS, be sure to settle your debts with TREMOR of DISASTERS.
She's relocating to the Dark Arena and has other things on hers mind! Ask not for
whom the sword slashes; it slashes for thee.
Do not think spyreporting in VALAMANTIS is the highlight of my life. As the
seasons change, and the creatures of the wild change also, so do I feel a yearning to
leave this place. Can anything compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports for
VALAMANTIS? On that giddy note I take my leave-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MOOSEHEAD 2813 15 2 2 116 FLOYD'S BREWERY (267)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-INFERNO 4581 16 3 0 106 DISASTERS (448)
KOLBERT MOON 4596 20 13 0 91 MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
IMROM LLEWS 4570 18 27 0 90 MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
-SHLITZ 2723 17 3 0 82 FLOYD'S BREWERY (267)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NEEVAN POVAR 4621 14 9 0 66 MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-HOBGOBLIN 4620 4 0 0 47 FLOYD'S BREWERY (267)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HENDRED INGLE 4657 3 0 0 26 MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WALKER 4642 2 1 0 23 ZOMBIE SQUAD (458)
-HUEY 1155 2 0 0 23 STRIKER FORCE (19)
GHOUL 4644 1 0 0 17 ZOMBIE SQUAD (458)
FOG 4631 3 2 0 15 DISASTERS (448)
-STRIKE 2 114 1 0 0 12 STRIKER FORCE (19)
-STRIKE 3 115 1 0 0 10 STRIKER FORCE (19)
HARBERT KREIGH 4656 1 2 0 5 MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
STELLA ARTOIS 4628 0 1 0 5 FLOYD'S BREWERY (267)
-DUEY 1156 0 2 0 2 STRIKER FORCE (19)
-STRIKE 1 113 0 1 0 1 STRIKER FORCE (19)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
HAIL STORM 4630 3 1 0 DISASTERS 448 PLUMBER'S BUTT 3843 531
TREMOR 4598 7 9 2 DISASTERS 448 WURM KIN 534 NONE
BYE 4648 0 1 0 ZOMBIE SQUAD 458 DARK CHAMPION 534 NONE
PHANTASM 4649 0 1 0 ZOMBIE SQUAD 458 HIGH ELF 534 NONE
ZOMBIE 1 4647 0 1 0 ZOMBIE SQUAD 458 SPYMASTER 534 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Oh, for the cat's sake! Just us and the standbys. Four-one against 'em, since
Kolbert, who is always vulnerable to a female figure, lost to the Venomous Concubine.
What a goop he is! There doesn't seem any point to individual personals or a column,
so this is what you've got. If you're reading this newsletter at all. -- Imrom
Llews, duelmaster out of habit
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
TREMOR was butchered by WURM KIN in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
BYE was slaughtered by DARK CHAMPION in a 3 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
ZOMBIE 1 was murdered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
PHANTASM was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
IMROM LLEWS was overpowered by MOOSEHEAD in a 1 minute mismatched Title match.
NEEVAN POVAR was overpowered by KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
KOLBERT MOON devastated KHALHUMS DWARF in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
FOG was viciously subdued by WALKER in a 2 minute gruesome melee.
HARBERT KREIGH was vanquished by GHOUL in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
HENDRED INGLE vanquished STELLA ARTOIS in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 5 BASHING ATTACK 9 - 5 - 0 64 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 STRIKING ATTACK 24 - 16 - 0 60 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 LUNGING ATTACK 9 - 7 - 1 56 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL 3 - 4 - 1 43 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 3 - 5 - 0 38 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 - 0 33 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 534 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 2 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 6 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 2 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 1
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK MOOSEHEAD 2813 15 2 2 116 FLOYD'S BREWERY (267)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is IMROM LLEWS 4570. The most popular warrior this
turn was MOOSEHEAD 2813. The ten other most popular fighters were WALKER 4642,
KOLBERT MOON 4596, IMROM LLEWS 4570, GHOUL 4644, HENDRED INGLE 4657, TREMOR 4598, BYE
4648, ZOMBIE 1 4647, PHANTASM 4649, and NEEVAN POVAR 4621.
The least popular fighter this week was STELLA ARTOIS 4628. The other ten least
popular fighters were HARBERT KREIGH 4656, FOG 4631, NEEVAN POVAR 4621, PHANTASM
4649, ZOMBIE 1 4647, BYE 4648, TREMOR 4598, HENDRED INGLE 4657, GHOUL 4644, and IMROM
LLEWS 4570.