DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 05/21/2012 Duedate: 06/02/2012 VALAMANTIS ARENA DM-62 TURN-536 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS IMROM LLEWS MIDDLE WAY 10 (420) (62-4570) [20-27-0,98] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader IMROM LLEWS GHOUL MIDDLE WAY 10 (420) ZOMBIE SQUAD (458) (62-4570) [20-27-0,98] (62-4644) [3-0-0,45] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite IMROM LLEWS KOLBERT MOON MIDDLE WAY 10 (420) MIDDLE WAY 10 (420) (62-4570) [20-27-0,98] (62-4596) [20-15-0,79] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM MIDDLE WAY 10 (420) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. ZOMBIE SQUAD (458) 52 2. MIDDLE WAY 10 (420) 26 MIDDLE WAY 10 (420) 3. FLOYD'S BREWERY (267) 0 Unchartered Team 4. DISASTERS (448) 0 ZOMBIE SQUAD (458) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1- 1 FLOYD'S BREWERY (267) 74 35 8 67.9 1/ 1 MIDDLE WAY 10 (420) 8 7 0 2- 2 DISASTERS (448) 70 65 8 51.9 2/ 2*ZOMBIE SQUAD (458) 6 8 0 3/ 3 MIDDLE WAY 10 (420) 491 553 10 47.0 3- 3 FLOYD'S BREWERY (267) 2 2 0 4/ 4*ZOMBIE SQUAD (458) 7 15 0 31.8 4- 4 DISASTERS (448) 0 2 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank TEAM SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 701): WHISKEY of BOOZE (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 584): CHAKTIRI of HAMOI TONG (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 706): HYPE MACHINE of GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 678): KAI-GAN of SAVAGE HORDE (Hawk, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 702): WATSON of TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 697): SWEET FREDDY of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 706): SAW HORSE of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 690): ULF SUNDERHELM of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 692): DERRY DARLIN of RYAN'S HENCHMEN (Leprechaun, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 691): RAZE of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 657): KHYLAR of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 646): UNCUT HARE of HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 299): ASQUITH of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 639): SOCKLESS CRITIC of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 590): DEAN of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 280): TONG PAK FU of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 273): APPLESEED of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 535): MOOSEHEAD of FLOYD'S BREWERY (Floyd, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 250): FILING FEE of BASH BROS LAWYERS (Assurnasirbanipal) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 583): RUGEN THE JELLYFISH of HANNAH'S PALS (The Upright Man) Top Teams --------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 701): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 584): HAMOI TONG (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 706): GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 678): SAVAGE HORDE (Hawk, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 702): TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 697): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 706): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 690): VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 692): SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 691): GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 657): SERPPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 646): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 299): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 639): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 590): VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 280): KIWI CONNECTION II (The Mun, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 273): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 535): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 250): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 583) PUNCHLINES et al (The Upright Man, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 2 NIANIA (turn 584): CHAKTIRI of HAMOI TONG (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.) TASAIO of HAMOI TONG (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 705): VIPER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.) STARKAD of AESIR (Buri, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 677): DARKCLAW of SAVAGE HORDE (Hawk, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 690): SLEDGEHEAD of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 657): KHYLAR of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 646): UNCUT HARE of HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.) (turn 645): KEVSILESSA KIRO of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 298): FALLON GRIMM of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 273): G W BUSH of TALL TALES (A-Sop, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 249): LOUIE MURH of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.) SPY REPORT It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report. Sit back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis. Hey everybody, watch out for GHOUL, who flew up 16 points in the rankings after mashing AMBITIOUS GUARD like a melon. Keep your eye on this beast. Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands. KOLBERT MOON was bested by VETERAN MERCENARY and drops 8 points. Try as hard as the FLOYD'S BREWERY stable might, they were unable to find their warrior (and ex-Duelmaster) MOOSEHEAD before this week's fights. In front of all the crowds, IMROM LLEWS took the Duelmaster's crown for his own. I give the bum two weeks. Advice to bashers--never force anything, just get a bigger halberd! Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the VALAMANTIS arena. Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day drinking to their memory. Better tanked than dead! Ask not the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes and no. Silly buggers, eh? Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in VALAMANTIS have no sense of humor. Or maybe that they were senseless. Okay, so I may not be the world's best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors. Hasta la bye-bye. (Loud choruses of 'Beat it, ya bum!')-- The Unknown Spymaster DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME IMROM LLEWS 4570 20 27 0 98 MIDDLE WAY 10 (420) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -MOOSEHEAD 2813 16 2 2 128 FLOYD'S BREWERY (267) -INFERNO 4581 16 3 0 106 DISASTERS (448) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -SHLITZ 2723 17 3 0 82 FLOYD'S BREWERY (267) KOLBERT MOON 4596 20 15 0 79 MIDDLE WAY 10 (420) NEEVAN POVAR 4621 15 10 0 79 MIDDLE WAY 10 (420) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -HOBGOBLIN 4620 4 0 0 47 FLOYD'S BREWERY (267) GHOUL 4644 3 0 0 45 ZOMBIE SQUAD (458) WALKER 4642 4 1 0 41 ZOMBIE SQUAD (458) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME HENDRED INGLE 4657 4 1 0 29 MIDDLE WAY 10 (420) HARBERT KREIGH 4656 3 2 0 24 MIDDLE WAY 10 (420) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -FOG 4631 3 2 0 15 DISASTERS (448) -STELLA ARTOIS 4628 0 2 0 6 FLOYD'S BREWERY (267) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? BYE 4661 0 1 0 ZOMBIE SQUAD 458 WURM KIN 536 NONE CHANCE 4659 0 1 0 ZOMBIE SQUAD 458 SHEWISH GIANT 536 NONE SEE YA 4662 0 1 0 ZOMBIE SQUAD 458 MISTRESS SITALVA 536 NONE PERSONAL ADS We salute the tourney participants. After all, why not? If they've got the energy to go for a whole lot more fights than the regular stuff, well, more power to 'em. -- Jorja and the Middle Way Moosehead -- Actually, I like a little white wine. -- Kolbert Moon The Kung-Fu Master eats sand! Gotta love it. -- Imrom Llews The Khalhums Dwarf was wearing steel-toed boots, and he used 'em to kick me! -- Neevan Povar, seriously unhappy about it Walker -- And you walked all over me.... -- Hendred Ingle Stella Artois -- Have you considered becoming a woman? We need more women around here. -- Harbert Kreigh LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS SEE YA was butchered by MISTRESS SITALVA in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight. BYE was slaughtered by WURM KIN in a action packed 1 minute brutal Dark Arena battle. CHANCE was slain by SHEWISH GIANT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody Dark Arena duel. IMROM LLEWS overpowered CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute one-sided Title fight. KOLBERT MOON was bested by VETERAN MERCENARY in a 2 minute gory duel. NEEVAN POVAR devastated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute mismatched match. WALKER overcame FRATSFA SLAVE in a action packed 1 minute gruesome melee. GHOUL vanquished AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute uneven fight. HARBERT KREIGH unbelievably bested EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute novice's fight. HENDRED INGLE handily defeated PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided bout. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |STRIKING ATTACK 5 BASHING ATTACK 8 - 4 - 0 67 | |LUNGING ATTACK 3 STRIKING ATTACK 25 - 18 - 0 58 | |BASHING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 10 - 10 - 1 50 | |TOTAL PARRY 1 WALL OF STEEL 3 - 4 - 1 43 | |AIMED BLOW 0 AIMED BLOW 2 - 4 - 0 33 | |PARRY-LUNGE 0 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 3 - 0 25 | |PARRY-STRIKE 0 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 2 - 0 0 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | |SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 - 0 0 | |WALL OF STEEL 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | Turn 536 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 5 STRIKING ATTACK LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 LUNGING ATTACK STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK TOTAL PARRY 0 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME STRIKING ATTACK KOLBERT MOON 4596 20 15 0 79 MIDDLE WAY 10 (420) LUNGING ATTACK WALKER 4642 4 1 0 41 ZOMBIE SQUAD (458) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is IMROM LLEWS 4570. The most popular warrior this turn was KOLBERT MOON 4596. The ten other most popular fighters were IMROM LLEWS 4570, NEEVAN POVAR 4621, WALKER 4642, CHANCE 4659, HARBERT KREIGH 4656, HENDRED INGLE 4657, GHOUL 4644, BYE 4661, SEE YA 4662, and 0. The least popular fighter this week was SEE YA 4662. The other ten least popular fighters were BYE 4661, GHOUL 4644, HENDRED INGLE 4657, HARBERT KREIGH 4656, CHANCE 4659, WALKER 4642, NEEVAN POVAR 4621, IMROM LLEWS 4570, KOLBERT MOON 4596, and 0.