DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/28/2013    Duedate: 02/09/2013

VALAMANTIS ARENA

DM-62    TURN-554

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

HARBERT KREIGH
MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
(62-4656) [15-8-0,82]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

HARBERT KREIGH                 DANG LEN
MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)            GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)
(62-4656) [15-8-0,82]          (62-4694) [4-1-0,45]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

HARBERT KREIGH                 DANG LEN
MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)            GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)
(62-4656) [15-8-0,82]          (62-4694) [4-1-0,45]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. STRIKER FORCE (19)          28
2. ZOMBIE SQUAD (458)          24      DISASTERS (448)
3. MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)         22      Unchartered Team
4. GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)     12
5. FLOYD'S BREWERY (267)        0      GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2*GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)    5   2  0 71.4   1/ 1 MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)      11  4 0
 2- 1 FLOYD'S BREWERY (267)     81  37  8 68.6   2/ 4*GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)   3  0 0
 3/ 0 DISASTERS (448)           81  80 10 50.3   3/ 0*STRIKER FORCE (19)        2  3 0
 4/ 3 COVER-UP (457)             5   5  0 50.0   4/ 5 ZOMBIE SQUAD (458)        2  4 0
 5/ 4 MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)      543 591 11 47.9   5- 2 FLOYD'S BREWERY (267)     1  2 0
 6/ 0*STRIKER FORCE (19)         6   8  0 42.9   6/ 0 DISASTERS (448)           1  2 0
 7/ 5 ZOMBIE SQUAD (458)        21  32  1 39.6   7/ 3 COVER-UP (457)            1  2 0
 8- 6*MOB RULE (372)            11  19  0 36.7   8- 6*MOB RULE (372)            0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 719): PHIL HELLMUTH of POKER GREATS (?, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 602): FORBIDDEN FRUIT of MISNOMERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 724): FREQUENT FLAYER of GENERATION X (The Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 696): ELDERLY WOMAN of PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 720): BUZZ KILL of HOOKED ON COFFEE (slugbait, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 715): HARD CORE of INK & STEEL FOREVER (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 724): ANNIE AWL of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 708): CRAVER of THE MENTORS (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 710): KILL KITTEN of ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (Rascally Rabbit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 709): GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE of TOON INN (Chuck, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 675): FANG of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 664): NORVANDARRO KREN of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 308): MASSEY of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 657): ELIFAS KENT of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 608): MOONDARK of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 289): DIAN WEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 282): JOHN WAYNE of TALL TALES (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 553): NEEVAN POVAR of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 259): TOO SHORT of BASH BROS HAIR CUT (Assurnasirbanipal)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 601): CRYSOPRASE of ILLFANG PACT (She-Puppy, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 719): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 602): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 724): GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 696): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 720): HOOKED ON COFFEE (slugbait, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 715): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 724): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 708): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 710): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 709): TOON INN (Chuck, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 675): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 664): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 308): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 657): FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 608): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 289): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 282): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 553): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 259): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 601) DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 719): PHIL HELLMUTH of POKER GREATS (?, mgr.)
                            CEREAL KILLER of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 602): FORBIDDEN FRUIT of MISNOMERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 695): JAEGER of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 715): HARD CORE of INK & STEEL FOREVER (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 707): JIGGA of JAY-Z (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 710): DERRY DARLIN of RYAN'S HENCHMEN (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 708): SPOONFUL of THE BLUES (Buri, mgr.)
                           DAGAN of BLOOD AND SAND (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 306): WOXTON of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 657): COMMON SENSE of INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
                           ARMORED ECHO of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 281): KING MIDAS of TALL TALES (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 553): NEEVAN POVAR of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 259): NAEFAN ORDH of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  VALAMANTIS needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  Uncool, COVER-UP.  
I mean 0-1-0 is bad.  Will they will be allowed to fight?  I say use 'em for training 
practice!  MVP award for STRIKE 1?  STRIKER FORCE's proud of him after beating 
TSUNAMI and getting 15 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  HURRICANE got 
smashed by DANG LEN, and lost 9 points!  This Duelmaster is like something else!  
NEEVAN POVAR stopped KHALHUMS DWARF dead in his tracks!  Who was the wiseguy that 
said VALAMANTIS' Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The Wasteland Bar?  Don't look 
at me!   
     Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?  The warriors of FLOYD'S BREWERY 
must be getting lonely.  They were the most avoided team.  Do you guys know something 
that I don't?  I don't know what COVER-UP's been doing.  They certainly haven't been 
accepting many fights from FLOYD'S BREWERY, that's fer sher.   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys 
can do?   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I gotta leave.  VALAMANTIS is like such a dump, and you guys smell too much!  
Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HARBERT KREIGH 4656          15   8  0    82       MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SHLITZ 2723                  18   4  0    89       FLOYD'S BREWERY (267)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GHOUL 4644                    5   0  1    62       ZOMBIE SQUAD (458)
 ROSWELL 4633                  5   5  0    58       COVER-UP (457)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WALKER 4642                   8   6  0    55       ZOMBIE SQUAD (458)
 DANG LEN 4694                 4   1  0    45       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)
-JUGGERNAUT 3541               3   2  0    37       MOB RULE (372)
-HOBGOBLIN 4620                5   1  0    36       FLOYD'S BREWERY (267)
 TSUNAMI 4701                  5   0  1    35       DISASTERS (448)
-STELLA ARTOIS 4628            3   2  0    35       FLOYD'S BREWERY (267)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HUEY 1155                     3   0  0    33       STRIKER FORCE (19)
-DISMAY 3578                   3   0  0    33       MOB RULE (372)
 KARRI NOLIS 4690              5   9  0    30       MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
 KIM NEUW 4713                 3   1  0    27       MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DTRIFE 3538                   3   2  0    23       MOB RULE (372)
 HURRICANE 4702                3   2  0    23       DISASTERS (448)
-VENOM 3600                    2   3  0    19       MOB RULE (372)
 DUEY 1156                     1   2  0    17       STRIKER FORCE (19)
 STRIKE 1 113                  0   2  0    16       STRIKER FORCE (19)
 LON OLBERT 4715               1   1  0    12       MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
-NERVOUS NELLIE 4693           1   1  0     8       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)
 STRIKE 2 114                  1   1  0     6       STRIKER FORCE (19)
 STRIKE 3 115                  1   1  0     4       STRIKER FORCE (19)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
TITANIC 4709            0  1 0 DISASTERS 448        DARK CHAMPION         554  NONE
BAD! 4724               0  1 0 ZOMBIE SQUAD 458     SPYMASTER             554  NONE
BYE 4722                0  1 0 ZOMBIE SQUAD 458     BLACK ORC             554  NONE
SOO 4723                0  1 0 ZOMBIE SQUAD 458     BLACK ORC             554  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Dang Len -- Dang.  That's embarrassing. -- Karri Nolis

Shlitz -- You were flat. -- Neevan Povar

Lost to the Kung-Fu Master.  I hate these subtle types. -- Harbert Kreigh

And a Persistent Beggar and Embalming Scribe defeated.  Good. -- Kim Neuw and Lon
Olbert

Oh, for the cat's sake!  I'm six foot six tall, and the Commission calls me a dwarf?
I'll shave, okay? -- Lon Olbert

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BAD! was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SOO was viciously butchered by BLACK ORC in a exciting 4 minute Dark Arena duel.
TITANIC was murdered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
BYE was viciously butchered by BLACK ORC in a popular 2 minute Dark Arena contest.
NEEVAN POVAR savagely defeated KHALHUMS DWARF in a 3 minute master's competition.
HARBERT KREIGH devastated WALKER in a 1 minute mismatched Title match.
ROSWELL was overcome by KUNG-FU MASTER in a action packed 1 minute fight.
TSUNAMI vanquished STRIKE 1 in a 1 minute uneven duel.
HURRICANE was vanquished by DANG LEN in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
HUEY overpowered LON OLBERT in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
KARRI NOLIS overpowered STRIKE 3 in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
DUEY bested EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute brutal amateur's conflict.
STRIKE 2 was demolished by KIM NEUW in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  7         LUNGING ATTACK    17 -   6 -  0      74  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -   3 -  0      70  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         BASHING ATTACK     8 -   4 -  0      67  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         STRIKING ATTACK   17 -  10 -  0      63  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW         6 -   5 -  0      55  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   4 -  0      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         WALL OF STEEL      6 -   7 -  1      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         TOTAL PARRY        1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   4 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 554 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  5         3  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   HARBERT KREIGH 4656        15   8  0   82 MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
LUNGING ATTACK   WALKER 4642                 8   6  0   55 ZOMBIE SQUAD (458)
AIMED BLOW       DANG LEN 4694               4   1  0   45 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)
SLASHING ATTACK  TSUNAMI 4701                5   0  1   35 DISASTERS (448)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is HARBERT KREIGH 4656.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was DANG LEN 4694.  The ten other most popular fighters were HUEY 1155, KARRI 
NOLIS 4690, DUEY 1156, HARBERT KREIGH 4656, ROSWELL 4633, TSUNAMI 4701, KIM NEUW 
4713, BYE 4722, HURRICANE 4702, and STRIKE 3 115.

The least popular fighter this week was LON OLBERT 4715.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were STRIKE 1 113, WALKER 4642, TITANIC 4709, SOO 4723, BAD! 4724, STRIKE 2 
114, STRIKE 3 115, HURRICANE 4702, BYE 4722, and KIM NEUW 4713.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

NEEVAN POVAR (62-4621) MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)