DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/22/2013    Duedate: 05/04/2013

VALAMANTIS ARENA

DM-62    TURN-560

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

HARBERT KREIGH
MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
(62-4656) [17-12-0,96]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

HARBERT KREIGH                 CM - HERMES
MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)            CM - SCORPIO (464)
(62-4656) [17-12-0,96]         (62-4719) [5-1-0,22]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

HARBERT KREIGH                 DANG LEN
MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)            GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)
(62-4656) [17-12-0,96]         (62-4694) [7-3-0,51]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)     46
2. MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)         14      GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)
3. A UNIT (332)                10      Unchartered Team
4. CM - SCORPIO (464)           7
5. FLOYD'S BREWERY (267)        0      CM - SCORPIO (464)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 FLOYD'S BREWERY (267)     93  42  9 68.9   1/ 1 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)  12  3 0
 2/ 3 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)   22  11  0 66.7   2/ 4*CM - SCORPIO (464)        6  3 0
 3/ 2*CM - SCORPIO (464)        16   8  0 66.7   3- 2 FLOYD'S BREWERY (267)     4  0 0
 4- 5 DISASTERS (448)           82  89 10 48.0   4/ 3 MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)       4 11 0
 5/ 6 MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)      551 613 11 47.3   5- 6*MOB RULE (372)            1  0 0
 6- 7 ZOMBIE SQUAD (458)        28  41  1 40.6   6- 5 ZOMBIE SQUAD (458)        1  3 0
 7- 8*MOB RULE (372)            12  19  0 38.7   7- 7 DISASTERS (448)           0  3 0
 8/ 0*A UNIT (332)               0   2  0  0.0   8/ 0*A UNIT (332)              0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 725): GRASSCUTTER of SWEORDMASTERS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 608): POLISH CAVALRY of MISNOMERS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 730): ODIN of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 702): DISSIDENT of PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 726): SAIRY WELLS of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 721): JOE WILLIAMS of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 730): DELLEA DOVER of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 714): VINNIE of THE CLUB (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 716): KILL KITTEN of ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (Rascally Rabbit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 715): BRANDON of RANDOM CHAOS (Tolbin, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 681): CHESTER GRELL of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 670): FRANZ of U.A.K. (Otis, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 311): BETTINA CHIM of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 663): ISENGALEN of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 614): HELPER of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 292): DIAN WEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 285): DILLIS RHIN of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 559): HARBERT KREIGH of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 262): CANCELLED APPT of BASH BROS HAIR CUT
                                              (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 607): ELAYRON of BLOOD + ORANGES (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 725): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 608): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 730): AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 702): THE BAD BUNNIES (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 726): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 721): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 730): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 714): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 716): HIP HOP HEROES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 715): BEN'S BAZAAR (Gentleben, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 681): STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 670): SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 311): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 663): DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 614): AMAZON ELITE (Doc Miracle, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 292): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 285): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 559): GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 262): BASH BROS LAWYER (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 607) DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 702): DISSIDENT of PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
               (turn 702): RABID RABBIT of THE BAD BUNNIES (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 730): DELLEA DOVER of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
               (turn 729): BELLAMORE of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 715): FLAP JACK of ALL JACKED UP II (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 681): FANG of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 310): MASSEY of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 663): SEAFOOD RISOTTO of VENETIAN CINQUE (The Dark One, mgr.)
               (turn 662): TRUGOY THE DOVE of INELLECTS OF HIPHOP (Howlin' Wolf)
                           KARLIGRENA of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 292): HARAZIM KOREH of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 262): CANCELLED APPT of BASH BROS HAIR CUT
                                              (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
                   (turn 261): TOO SHORT of BASH BROS HAIR CUT (Assurnasirbanipal)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Oh, hell's bells!  And the buzzers, too.  Lose to the Khalhums Dwarf and take
the title?  This is an insult to all Valamantis.  I'm seriously embarrassed about it.

                                  Harbert Kreigh

                                      SPY REPORT

     I can't believe the violence in VALAMANTIS!  I still haven't told Mom I'm 
writing Spyreports.  She'd have a cow!  Well, here we go...  MVP award for BONY TONY? 
GARBAGE PAIL KIDS' proud of him after beating EMBEZZLING SCRIBE and getting 16 
points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  ODER QUIN's match with CM - STAR cost him a 
loss of 3 points!  Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair?  I think HARBERT 
KREIGH should let VETERAN MERCENARY be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about 
it.  Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  The warriors of CM - SCORPIO must be getting lonely.  
They were the most avoided team.  Do you guys know something that I don't?  Hhmph!  
What kind of warriors are GARBAGE PAIL KIDS?  CM - SCORPIO, an easy team to beat if I 
ever saw one, can't get them to accept an invitation!  Can MIDDLE WAY 10's ODER QUIN 
be more popular than me?  He was challenged the most, but is that really the same?   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  Hey you guys, don't you think your 
families would like to hear from you?  Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I gotta leave.  VALAMANTIS is like such a dump, and you guys 
smell too much!  Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby 
Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HARBERT KREIGH 4656          17  12  0    96       MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SHLITZ 2723                  21   5  0   100       FLOYD'S BREWERY (267)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WALKER 4642                  11   7  0    84       ZOMBIE SQUAD (458)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GHOUL 4644                    5   0  1    62       ZOMBIE SQUAD (458)
-JUGGERNAUT 3541               4   2  0    61       MOB RULE (372)
-STELLA ARTOIS 4628            7   2  0    59       FLOYD'S BREWERY (267)
-HOBGOBLIN 4620                9   1  1    57       FLOYD'S BREWERY (267)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DANG LEN 4694                 7   3  0    51       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)
 KIM NEUW 4713                 6   4  0    47       MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
 NERVOUS NELLIE 4693           4   3  0    34       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DISMAY 3578                   3   0  0    33       MOB RULE (372)
-CM - ACHILLES 4717            3   1  0    28       CM - SCORPIO (464)
-MARIAH 4725                   2   2  0    26       ZOMBIE SQUAD (458)
-CM - NEPTUNE 4720             2   2  0    25       CM - SCORPIO (464)
 BONY TONY 4733                3   2  0    24       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MILKY WAYNE 4692              3   2  0    24       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DTRIFE 3538                   3   2  0    23       MOB RULE (372)
 CM - HERMES 4719              5   1  0    22       CM - SCORPIO (464)
 LAZY LOUIE 4691               5   0  0    21       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)
-HOEGARDEN 4625                1   3  0    21       FLOYD'S BREWERY (267)
-VENOM 3600                    2   3  0    19       MOB RULE (372)
 CM - STAR 4721                3   3  0    17       CM - SCORPIO (464)
 CM - HERA 4718                3   1  0    14       CM - SCORPIO (464)
 LON OLBERT 4715               3   5  0    14       MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
-LUCKY 4730                    2   1  0    11       ZOMBIE SQUAD (458)
 ODER QUIN 4729                1   5  0     8       MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
-ROLLING ROCK 4716             0   1  0     7       FLOYD'S BREWERY (267)
 LENDIS OHLM 4734              0   5  0     5       MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
-COMET 4732                    0   2  0     2       DISASTERS (448)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
A-1 3081                0  1 0 A UNIT 332           BLACK ORC             560  NONE
A-5 3085                0  1 0 A UNIT 332           HIGH ELF              560  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

You'uns still strugglin' ta catch up with muh crap? -- Crapmaster (CM-Scorpio)

Bony Tony!  Bonymaroney! Get  some fat on them bones, boy!  Them bones are your
achilles, Bony Boy. -- CM-Achilles

Lon Olbert -- Well, shucks; you made me see stars. -- CM-Star

Oder Quinn -- You are my favorite oder.  I think it's the Aqua Velva. -- CM-Hermes

Hermes -- Nothing like a good insult, I say!  Too bad I can't use the one that
occurred to me, about you, but Jorja refused to pass it along to the scribe. -- Oder
Quinn

Milky Wayne -- Mmmm, chocolate!  Gotta love it. -- Kim Neuw

Star -- Yeah?  Prove it. -- Lon Olbert

Lazy Louie -- We just DID this. -- Lendis Ohm

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

A-5 was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
A-1 was slaughtered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
CM - STAR unbelievably bested ODER QUIN in a 3 minute gory Challenge match.
CM - HERA won victory over LENDIS OHLM in a 1 minute amateur's Challenge brawl.
HARBERT KREIGH overpowered VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
DANG LEN devastated CM - HERMES in a popular 3 minute bloody uneven brawl.
KIM NEUW savagely defeated THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 7 minute bloody brawl.
NERVOUS NELLIE overpowered LON OLBERT in a 2 minute uneven melee.
MILKY WAYNE vanquished PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven duel.
LAZY LOUIE defeated MORDANT DESERTER in a 4 minute beginner's duel.
BONY TONY overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         TOTAL PARRY       17 -   8 -  0      68  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         LUNGING ATTACK    21 -  13 -  1      62  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         AIMED BLOW        13 -   9 -  0      59  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         BASHING ATTACK    12 -  13 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 -  10 -  0      47  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         STRIKING ATTACK   13 -  21 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         WALL OF STEEL      2 -   4 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  12 -  0      25  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   3 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 560 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  1         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  3         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   HARBERT KREIGH 4656        17  12  0   96 MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
AIMED BLOW       DANG LEN 4694               7   3  0   51 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    KIM NEUW 4713               6   4  0   47 MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is HARBERT KREIGH 4656.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was DANG LEN 4694.  The ten other most popular fighters were KIM NEUW 4713, ODER 
QUIN 4729, CM - HERA 4718, HARBERT KREIGH 4656, CM - STAR 4721, NERVOUS NELLIE 4693, 
BONY TONY 4733, LON OLBERT 4715, MILKY WAYNE 4692, and A-5 3085.

The least popular fighter this week was LAZY LOUIE 4691.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were CM - HERMES 4719, LENDIS OHLM 4734, A-1 3081, A-5 3085, MILKY WAYNE 
4692, LON OLBERT 4715, BONY TONY 4733, NERVOUS NELLIE 4693, CM - STAR 4721, and 
HARBERT KREIGH 4656.