DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/18/2013    Duedate: 11/30/2013

VALAMANTIS ARENA

DM-62    TURN-575

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DANG LEN
GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)
(62-4694) [15-7-0,97]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

DANG LEN                       POSITION IS EMPTY
GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)        
(62-4694) [15-7-0,97]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ODER QUIN                      ODER QUIN
MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)            MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
(62-4729) [7-14-1,41]          (62-4729) [7-14-1,41]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)     27
2. MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)         18      PUBLIC TRANSIT (418)
3. PUBLIC TRANSIT (418)         5      Unchartered Team
4. MAGIC INGREDIENTS (466)    -30
                                       GOTHIC PRIDE (367)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 PUBLIC TRANSIT (418)      45  25  2 64.3   1/ 1 MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)       9  6 0
 2/ 2 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)   34  19  0 64.2   2/ 3 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)   2  0 0
 3/ 3 MAGIC INGREDIENTS (466)    8   6  0 57.1   3/ 5 MAGIC INGREDIENTS (466)   1  2 0
 4/ 5 MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)      585 654 13 47.2   4/ 2 PUBLIC TRANSIT (418)      1  7 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 740): MUTANT BLOWBY of GOD SQUAD (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 623): PETER NETLEY of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 745): ARGULA of VEGGIES (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 717): BRAN MAC MORN of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 741): NOSEY ROSIE of SHADY LADIES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 736): ELMORE JAMES of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 745): BALBOA of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 729): SALTY DOG of THIRSTY THUGS (DMobster, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 731): DIP of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 730): CENTAURIAN of BEN'S BAZAAR (Gentleben, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 696): ONE MIC of STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 685): TALKS NONSTOP of BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 318): DUCK WITH SWORDS of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 678): STUD of DEALER'S CHOICE (The Dealer, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 629): ATOMIC PUNK of VAN DUEL (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 300): YAHOO WAHOO of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 293): NAZARETH of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 574): CLOWN CONFETTI of MAGIC INGREDIENTS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 269): DON CORNBEEFLEON of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 622): CRYSOPRASE of ILLFANG PACT (She-Puppy, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 740): LOW ROAD 3 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 623): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 745): FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 717): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 741): PLAY BALL (The Dealer, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 736): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 745): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 729): CHUCK'S PINUPS (Chuck, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 731): STREET PIZZA (The Upright Man, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 730): BEN'S BAZAAR (Gentleben, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 696): TOLBINS HIVE D (Tolbin, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 685): BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 318): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 678): DEALER'S CHOICE (The Dealer, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 629): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 300): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 293): CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 574): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 269): MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 622) PLAY BALL et al (The Dealer, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 740): MUTANT BLOWBY of GOD SQUAD (Floyd, mgr.)
                (turn 739): S... MC of RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 740): KILLBY MARCH of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 745): BALOR of DEMONS & DEVILS (Manager, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 730): AGENT OF BRUTALITY of EXTREME AGGRESSION (Var, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 628): SKALVORD of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 269): DON CORNBEEFLEON of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, VALAMANTIS?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed 
to see KIM NEUW win a fight and gain 14 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, AMBITIOUS GUARD 
beat ODER QUIN and ODER QUIN lost 9 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  And it's out 
with the old, in with the new, as DANG LEN takes the Title and last week's bar tab 
from the old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how 
else do you think some of these guys win their fights?  Skill?  Ha!   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.  
VALAMANTIS, I am losing what little hope I had in you.  MAGIC INGREDIENTS the most 
avoided team?  What insult will suffice, I cannot say.  And it looks like PUBLIC 
TRANSIT avoided them the most this turn.  What a pack of would be losers, if you ask 
me.  Hmph.   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only 
shines through use.  Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.   
     What does the VALAMANTIS arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Well, I've had enough of this 
drivel, and I'm sure you have too.  Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  Paste 
this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide 
Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DANG LEN 4694                15   7  0    97       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KIM NEUW 4713                14  11  1    94       MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CLOWN CONFETTI 4745           8   6  0    77       MAGIC INGREDIENTS (466)
 SUBWAY 4188                  16   4  0    76       PUBLIC TRANSIT (418)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LUDWIG MILT 4757              8   5  0    56       MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
 LON OLBERT 4715               9  14  0    51       MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
 ODER QUIN 4729                7  14  1    41       MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
-BONY TONY 4733                7   4  0    36       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LENDIS OHLM 4734              5  15  0    30       MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
-MILKY WAYNE 4692              3   2  0    24       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LAZY LOUIE 4691               5   1  0    16       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
GAS GUZZLER 4771        0  1 0 PUBLIC TRANSIT 418   DARK CHAMPION         575  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

We went to take a ride on the Subway--always a thrill, you know--and it was choked up
solid with confetti!  Horrible. -- Kim Neuw

Three-two.  Dang.  The wins over standbys, and one of the losses to a Dangerous
Criminal, besides.  Not a stellar turn for us. -- Kim Neuw for the Middle Way

At least *I* whomped that Ambitious Guard!  He was SUPPOSED to be guarding the subway
system, but he let that CLOWN bribe him! -- Ludwig Milt

Clown Confetti -- You got me!  6th times a charm.  You successfully made a mess of
our Subway stop.  I will admit to partying a bit too hard the night before and not
wanting to clean up, but I give credit to your persistence as well. -- Subway

HAL -- Thanks for nothing, you column cropping monster of a computer. -- Subway

     [burp]

Subway -- New strategy - Survive!  That is all you need to do this turn. -- Assur

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GAS GUZZLER was dealt death by DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
CLOWN CONFETTI was vanquished by DANG LEN in a 1 minute uneven Title battle.
SUBWAY was subdued by KIM NEUW in a 2 minute expert's fight.
ODER QUIN slimly lost to AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 2 minute gory contest.
LENDIS OHLM was overpowered by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute mismatched match.
LON OLBERT devastated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
LUDWIG MILT devastated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute mismatched match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         AIMED BLOW        14 -   7 -  0      67  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         SLASHING ATTACK    3 -   2 -  1      60  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         STRIKING ATTACK   17 -  14 -  0      55  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         LUNGING ATTACK    14 -  13 -  1      52  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   6 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         BASHING ATTACK     4 -   9 -  0      31  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         TOTAL PARRY        0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 575 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  2         2  BASHING ATTACK 
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  2         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       DANG LEN 4694              15   7  0   97 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    KIM NEUW 4713              14  11  1   94 MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
BASHING ATTACK   CLOWN CONFETTI 4745         8   6  0   77 MAGIC INGREDIENTS (466)
LUNGING ATTACK   SUBWAY 4188                16   4  0   76 PUBLIC TRANSIT (418)
STRIKING ATTACK  LUDWIG MILT 4757            8   5  0   56 MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ODER QUIN 4729.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was ODER QUIN 4729.  The ten other most popular fighters were KIM NEUW 4713, LON 
OLBERT 4715, GAS GUZZLER 4771, DANG LEN 4694, SUBWAY 4188, LUDWIG MILT 4757, CLOWN 
CONFETTI 4745, LENDIS OHLM 4734,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was LENDIS OHLM 4734.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were CLOWN CONFETTI 4745, LUDWIG MILT 4757, SUBWAY 4188, DANG LEN 
4694, GAS GUZZLER 4771, LON OLBERT 4715, KIM NEUW 4713, ODER QUIN 4729,  0, and  0.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

SUBWAY (62-4188) PUBLIC TRANSIT (418)