DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/27/2014    Duedate: 02/08/2014

VALAMANTIS ARENA

DM-62    TURN-580

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DANG LEN
GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)
(62-4694) [18-9-0,91]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

DANG LEN                       POSITION IS EMPTY
GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)        
(62-4694) [18-9-0,91]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ODER QUIN                      JAYWALKER
MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)            A UNIT (332)
(62-4729) [10-16-1,52]         (62-4787) [1-2-0,14]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)     26
2. MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)         23      GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)
3. A UNIT (332)                17      Unchartered Team
4. MAGIC INGREDIENTS (466)      0
                                       UNLUCKY NOBODIES (307)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 MAGIC INGREDIENTS (466)   12   6  0 66.7   1/ 2 MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)      10  5 0
 2/ 2 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)   51  27  0 65.4   2/ 1 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)   9  6 0
 3/ 3 A UNIT (332)              18  18  0 50.0   3/ 3 A UNIT (332)              5  6 0
 4/ 4 MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)      597 667 13 47.2   4- 4 MAGIC INGREDIENTS (466)   2  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 745): GRASSCUTTER of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 628): MAUL ON WHEELS of THE RUNAROUND (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 750): DUDE #1 of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 722): ULTIMATE WRATH of LUROCIANS Z2 (The Greek Guy, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 746): BLACK DEATH of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 741): BLIND BLAKE of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 750): BIG BAD DADDY JR of WESTNMAFIA (?, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 734): HREIDMAR THE RED of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 736): R-1 of NEXT GENERATION (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 735): JUSTIN CREDIBLE of D.R.I. (Var, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 701): ONE TRICK PONY of PORN IN A BARN (Chuck, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 690): TALKS NONSTOP of BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 321): MALICE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 983): STUD of DEALER'S CHOICE (The Dealer, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 634): ATOMIC PUNK of VAN DUEL (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 302): LEVANDAR of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 295): CHAGUA KORBIN of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 579): CLOWN CONFETTI of MAGIC INGREDIENTS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 272): FREELOADER of BASH BROS FRIEND (Assurnasirbanipal)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 627): ZAKAU of JOHNS (A-Sop, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 745): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 628): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 750): GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 722): DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 746): IT'S ALL OVER NOW (?, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 741): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 750): SHEWISH PICNIC (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 734): VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 736): HIP HOP HEROES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 735): THE CEREAL KILLERS (?, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 701): DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 690): BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 321): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 683): DEALER'S CHOICE (The Dealer, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 634): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 302): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 295): BEATRICE (Dante, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 579): GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 272): BB INFOMERICAL (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 627) PLAY BALL et al (The Dealer, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 721): BRAN MAC MORN of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 741): ELMORE JAMES of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 750): BIG BAD DADDY JR of WESTNMAFIA (?, mgr.)
                           BALBOA of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
                           GUMBERCULES of ADULT SWIM (Buri, mgr.)
               (turn 749): MAULI LAMA of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 736): MC SHAN of HIP HOP HEROES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
                (turn 735): RED ALERT of HIP HOP HEROES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 735): JUSTIN CREDIBLE of D.R.I. (Var, mgr.)
                           GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE of TOON INN (Chuck, mgr.)
               (turn 734): WHIRLED PEACE of BEN & JERRY'S (Mannequin, mgr.)
                           CHOCOLATE THERAPY of BEN & JERRY'S (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 634): HELPER of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 272): SERVED of BASH BROS LAWYER (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters.  Look on my work, ye mighty, 
and despair!  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS?  Who?  MIDDLE WAY 10 is the top team these days, 
buddies!  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS had cause to celebrate, after BONY TONY got 18 points by 
beating LON OLBERT.  Win some, lose some.  Speaking of which, KIM NEUW was winsome, 
after beating MILKY WAYNE and seeing him lose 9 points.  A certain someone saw CLOWN 
CONFETTI at The Aradi Alyia with the shakes, and now he fails to show up to defend 
his throne.  What a pathetic slob!  In VALAMANTIS, nothing is permanent (except 
Death), and we find ourselves a new Duelmaster, DANG LEN.  So who's the team that's 
been walking into taverns last week and ordering milk?  Sounds like a PR stunt to me. 
     A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn?  And do not the 
little birds cry out?'  Any ideas?  Everyone is famous for fifteen minutes, and LAZY 
LOUIE is it right now.  Most challenged warrior.  Isn't GARBAGE PAIL KIDS proud!   
     Ah, the duel!  The roar of the oppenent, the smell of the crowd!  Ask not a 
spymaster for counsel, for he will pontificate long after you have fallen into an 
unconscious stupor.   
     All good things must come to an end.  My fingers tire and I fear my incessant 
prattling may cause unfair judgement upon my impeccable character.  Can anything 
compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports for VALAMANTIS?  On that giddy note I 
take my leave-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DANG LEN 4694                18   9  0    91       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CLOWN CONFETTI 4745          12   6  0   127       MAGIC INGREDIENTS (466)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 A-1 4751                     10   5  0    86       A UNIT (332)
 KIM NEUW 4713                16  14  1    83       MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
 MILKY WAYNE 4692              7   3  0    71       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LENDIS OHLM 4734              7  18  0    60       MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BONY TONY 4733               10   6  0    54       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)
 LUDWIG MILT 4757             11   7  0    52       MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
 ODER QUIN 4729               10  16  1    52       MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
 LON OLBERT 4715              11  17  0    50       MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
 BILL DING 4756                4   1  0    36       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LAZY LOUIE 4691               8   3  0    27       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)
 HOMELESS 4786                 3   0  0    26       A UNIT (332)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JAYWALKER 4787                1   2  0    14       A UNIT (332)
 HOBO 4785                     2   1  0    13       A UNIT (332)
 A-4 3084                      1   4  0     7       A UNIT (332)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Only six fights, but NO standbys.  This is, well, for these days, good.  And we
actually went three-two!  I'm not sure how THAT happened, and even though I was one
of the losers, I'm glad for it. -- Kim Neuw

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

JAYWALKER was unbelievably bested by LAZY LOUIE in a 12 minute Challenge fight.
HOBO was demolished by BILL DING in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
DANG LEN devastated LENDIS OHLM in a 1 minute one-sided Title contest.
MILKY WAYNE was defeated by KIM NEUW in a 1 minute mismatched match.
A-1 devastated VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ODER QUIN bested CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute mismatched match.
LON OLBERT was handily defeated by BONY TONY in a 1 minute uneven fight.
LUDWIG MILT vanquished FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
A-4 outwaited CONVICTED THIEF in a dull 14 minute beginner's fight.
HOMELESS defeated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 2 minute novice's fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         AIMED BLOW        18 -   8 -  0      69  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -   4 -  0      67  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         STRIKING ATTACK   23 -  19 -  0      55  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         BASHING ATTACK     9 -   8 -  0      53  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         LUNGING ATTACK     9 -   8 -  1      53  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         TOTAL PARRY        4 -   4 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   2 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         SLASHING ATTACK    0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 580 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         4 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  4         4  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  BASHING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       DANG LEN 4694              18   9  0   91 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    KIM NEUW 4713              16  14  1   83 MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
BASHING ATTACK   MILKY WAYNE 4692            7   3  0   71 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)
STRIKING ATTACK  LUDWIG MILT 4757           11   7  0   52 MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ODER QUIN 4729.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was JAYWALKER 4787.  The ten other most popular fighters were DANG LEN 4694, A-1 
4751, BONY TONY 4733, KIM NEUW 4713, ODER QUIN 4729, LUDWIG MILT 4757, HOMELESS 4786, 
MILKY WAYNE 4692, HOBO 4785, and BILL DING 4756.

The least popular fighter this week was A-4 3084.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were LAZY LOUIE 4691, LON OLBERT 4715, LENDIS OHLM 4734, BILL DING 4756, 
HOBO 4785, MILKY WAYNE 4692, HOMELESS 4786, LUDWIG MILT 4757, ODER QUIN 4729, and KIM 
NEUW 4713.