DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/10/2014    Duedate: 02/22/2014

VALAMANTIS ARENA

DM-62    TURN-581

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CLOWN CONFETTI
MAGIC INGREDIENTS (466)
(62-4745) [13-6-0,141]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CLOWN CONFETTI                 POSITION IS EMPTY
MAGIC INGREDIENTS (466)        
(62-4745) [13-6-0,141]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ODER QUIN                      KIM NEUW
MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)            MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
(62-4729) [11-16-1,61]         (62-4713) [17-14-1,87]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

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          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. PUBLIC NUISANCES (332)      26
2. GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)     23      MAGIC INGREDIENTS (466)
3. MAGIC INGREDIENTS (466)     14      Unchartered Team
4. MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)          8
KHISANTH'S VANGUARD (315)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 MAGIC INGREDIENTS (466)   13   6  0 68.4   1/ 1 MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)       9  6 0
 2/ 2 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)   54  29  0 65.1   2/ 2 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)   9  6 0
 3/ 3 PUBLIC NUISANCES (332)    21  20  0 51.2   3/ 3 PUBLIC NUISANCES (332)    6  5 0
 4/ 4 MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)      600 669 13 47.3   4/ 4 MAGIC INGREDIENTS (466)   2  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 746): RUN'S HOUSE of RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 629): CUTPURSE of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 751): DUDE #1 of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 723): MIKE MCCREADY of PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 747): GOODY TWOSHOES of HISTORICAL KOLACT (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 742): BLIND BLAKE of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 751): PUTTY KNIFE of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 735): KRAKO of THE CLUB (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 737): R-1 of NEXT GENERATION (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 736): TORINO of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 702): ALOYSIUS THE BEAR of MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 691): TALKS NONSTOP of BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 321): MALICE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 684): STUD of DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 635): ATOMIC PUNK of VAN DUEL (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 303): QUI GONG of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 296): RATTLER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 580): DANG LEN of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 272): FREELOADER of BASH BROS FRIEND (Assurnasirbanipal)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 628): TOLAIS DEEPHEART of HIGHLANDERS (She-Puppy, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 746): CARNIVAL FREAKS (Chuck, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 629): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 751): FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 723): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 747): IT'S ALL OVER NOW (?, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 742): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 751): SHEWISH PICNIC (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 735): VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 737): NEXT GENERATION (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 736): THE CEREAL KILLERS (?, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 702): MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 691): BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 321): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 684): DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 635): VAN DUEL (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 303): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 296): ELDER GODS (Var, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 580): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 272): BB INFOMERICAL (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 628) BRUTAL LEGION et al (Seraphim, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 746): GRASSCUTTER of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 723): ULTIMATE WRATH of LUROCIANS Z2 (The Greek Guy, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 742): TOM TIGER of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
                            DOVAHKIIN of SKYRIM (Mannequin, mgr.)
                (turn 741): ELMORE JAMES of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 750): BIG BAD DADDY JR of WESTNMAFIA (?, mgr.)
                           BALBOA of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
                           GUMBERCULES of ADULT SWIM (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 735): SLITHERING IDIOT of SERPENTS' HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 736): MC SHAN of HIP HOP HEROES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 735): JUSTIN CREDIBLE of D.R.I. (Var, mgr.)
                           GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE of TOON INN (Chuck, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 635): PUMA of WILDCATS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
                 (turn 634): HELPER of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 272): SERVED of BASH BROS LAWYER (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report.  Sit 
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis.  Hey everybody, 
watch out for BILL DING, who flew up 18 points in the rankings after mashing LON 
OLBERT like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  Ya know, some days it doesn't pay 
to walk out on the sands.  LENDIS OHLM lost to BONY TONY and drops 12 points.  
Drawing on all of his experience as a 12-6-0 warrior, CLOWN CONFETTI went for the 
Duelmastership against DANG LEN this week.  In front of all the crowds, CLOWN 
CONFETTI took the Duelmaster's crown for his own.  I give the bum two weeks.  4 out 
of 5 gladiators surveyed protect the body, so try and avoid aiming at that location.  
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the VALAMANTIS arena.  And 
who is this LAZY LOUIE you ask, with 30 points and a 9-3-0 record.  Ooh, the tales I 
could tell!   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  Here's some advice:  warriors 
with little wit and will may encounter problems on the trail to the Isle.   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in VALAMANTIS have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  Well, there goes another Spy 
Report.  Good luck in next week's fights.  And remember, you can pick your friends 
and you can pick your--(loud boos), oh, you've heard that one already!-- The Unknown 
Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CLOWN CONFETTI 4745          13   6  0   141       MAGIC INGREDIENTS (466)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STREET RACER 4751            11   5  0    94       PUBLIC NUISANCES (332)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KIM NEUW 4713                17  14  1    87       MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
 DANG LEN 4694                18  10  0    85       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)
 MILKY WAYNE 4692              7   4  0    67       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BONY TONY 4733               11   6  0    66       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)
 ODER QUIN 4729               11  16  1    61       MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
 LUDWIG MILT 4757             12   7  0    58       MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BILL DING 4756                5   1  0    54       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)
 LON OLBERT 4715              11  18  0    51       MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
 LENDIS OHLM 4734              7  19  0    48       MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LAZY LOUIE 4691               9   3  0    30       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)
 HOMELESS 4786                 3   1  0    24       PUBLIC NUISANCES (332)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JAYWALKER 4787                2   2  0    22       PUBLIC NUISANCES (332)
 BEGGAR 3084                   2   4  0    19       PUBLIC NUISANCES (332)
 HOBO 4785                     2   2  0    13       PUBLIC NUISANCES (332)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

TEN fights this time, but... five standbys.  Three-two for us, and two of those
wins... standbys.  *I* defeated a real gladiator, but what the heck.  A win is a

win, and I won't insist that the others all have to do dishes, only the losers.
And tomorrow is also a day, maybe it will be bigger and better, as well as
colder and windier. -- Kim Neuw

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CLOWN CONFETTI devastated DANG LEN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
HOBO was outwaited by LAZY LOUIE in a 14 minute beginner vs. veteran Challenge battle.
KIM NEUW won victory over M. CHARDINEE in a 4 minute brawl.
MILKY WAYNE was devastated by STREET RACER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
LENDIS OHLM was demolished by BONY TONY in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
ODER QUIN vanquished THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute brutal mismatched fight.
BILL DING devastated LON OLBERT in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
LUDWIG MILT handily defeated HOMELESS in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
BEGGAR won victory over CULT MEMBER in a 4 minute fight.
JAYWALKER vanquished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -   4 -  0      67  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         AIMED BLOW        18 -   9 -  0      67  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         TOTAL PARRY        6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         BASHING ATTACK    10 -   8 -  0      56  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         STRIKING ATTACK   24 -  20 -  0      55  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         LUNGING ATTACK     8 -   8 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   2 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         SLASHING ATTACK    0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 581 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         4  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         2  BASHING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         2 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  3                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   CLOWN CONFETTI 4745        13   6  0  141 MAGIC INGREDIENTS (466)
AIMED BLOW       STREET RACER 4751          11   5  0   94 PUBLIC NUISANCES (332)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    KIM NEUW 4713              17  14  1   87 MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
STRIKING ATTACK  LUDWIG MILT 4757           12   7  0   58 MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ODER QUIN 4729.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was KIM NEUW 4713.  The ten other most popular fighters were CLOWN CONFETTI 4745, 
BONY TONY 4733, ODER QUIN 4729, BILL DING 4756, LUDWIG MILT 4757, STREET RACER 4751, 
JAYWALKER 4787, HOMELESS 4786, DANG LEN 4694, and MILKY WAYNE 4692.

The least popular fighter this week was LAZY LOUIE 4691.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were HOBO 4785, BEGGAR 3084, LON OLBERT 4715, LENDIS OHLM 4734, MILKY WAYNE 
4692, DANG LEN 4694, HOMELESS 4786, JAYWALKER 4787, STREET RACER 4751, and LUDWIG 
MILT 4757.