DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/24/2014    Duedate: 03/08/2014

VALAMANTIS ARENA

DM-62    TURN-582

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

MILKY WAYNE
GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)
(62-4692) [8-4-0,98]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

MILKY WAYNE                    POSITION IS EMPTY
GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)        
(62-4692) [8-4-0,98]           

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

KIM NEUW                       LENDIS OHLM
MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)            MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
(62-4713) [18-14-1,95]         (62-4734) [8-19-0,54]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)         34
2. GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)     33      MAGIC INGREDIENTS (466)
3. PUBLIC NUISANCES (332)       0      Unchartered Team
4. MAGIC INGREDIENTS (466)    -67
                                       JGW'S FEELINGS (300)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 MAGIC INGREDIENTS (466)   13   7  0 65.0   1/ 1 MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)      10  5 0
 2/ 2 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)   56  32  0 63.6   2/ 2 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)   9  6 0
 3- 3 PUBLIC NUISANCES (332)    21  20  0 51.2   3- 3 PUBLIC NUISANCES (332)    6  4 0
 4/ 4 MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)      604 670 13 47.4   4/ 4 MAGIC INGREDIENTS (466)   1  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 747): WYRTHA of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 630): MAUL ON WHEELS of THE RUNAROUND (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 752): DUDE #1 of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 724): BEAST MODE of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 748): GOODY TWOSHOES of HISTORICAL KOLACT (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 743): BLIND BLAKE of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 752): GANNUCK of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 736): SALTY DOG of THIRSTY THUGS (DMobster, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 738): BARRACUDAFED of ANIMAL PHARM (Manray, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 737): JACK B. QUICK of ALL JACKED UP II (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 703): SANFORD'S OTHER SON of MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 692): DIRTY DIAPERS of BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 322): MALICE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 685): STUD of DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 636): MOONDARK of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 303): QUI GONG of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 296): RATTLER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 581): CLOWN CONFETTI of MAGIC INGREDIENTS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 273): FREELOADER of BASH BROS FRIEND (Assurnasirbanipal)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 629): TOLAIS DEEPHEART of HIGHLANDERS (She-Puppy, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 747): SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 630): THE RUNAROUND (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 752): FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 724): DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 748): BIG SHOTS (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 743): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 752): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 736): VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 738): NEXT GENERATION (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 736): THE CEREAL KILLERS (?, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 703): PORN IN A BARN (Chuck, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 692): BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 322): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 685): DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 636): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 303): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 296): ELDER GODS (Var, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 581): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 273): BB INFOMERICAL (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 629) BRUTAL LEGION et al (Seraphim, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 746): GRASSCUTTER of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 723): ULTIMATE WRATH of LUROCIANS Z2 (The Greek Guy, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 743): BLIND BLAKE of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
                (turn 742): TOM TIGER of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
                            DOVAHKIIN of SKYRIM (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 752): GANNUCK of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 736): HREIDMAR THE RED of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
               (turn 735): SLITHERING IDIOT of SERPENTS' HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 737): BELL of OMINOUS REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.)
                           BONHAM of MASTERS OF MELODY (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
                           TORINO of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 635): PUMA of WILDCATS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 272): SERVED of BASH BROS LAWYER (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     You elder fighters surely remember me.  The younger ones may call me Olaf 
Modeen.  I return to VALAMANTIS once again!  What's with LUDWIG MILT?  He actually 
beat VALAMANTIS' CONVICTED ASSASSIN, and walked away with 17 more points from the 
fight.  Major screwup at MIDDLE WAY 10.  ODER QUIN lost 7 points to BONY TONY.  Some 
new strategies, perhaps?  Maybe ODER QUIN will provide more easy wins...  I can 
barely restrain my enthusiam for GARBAGE PAIL KIDS' outstanding member, Duelmaster 
MILKY WAYNE.  Wouldn't it be nice to have live subjects to practice on?  I hear some 
team is looking into the uses of convicted prisoners.   
     No matter the time or place, men will always duel.  The most avoided team was 
PUBLIC NUISANCES.  The bums at MAGIC INGREDIENTS couldn't face the challenges from 
PUBLIC NUISANCES!  No excuse for that!   
     There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit.  Do you want the fighters 
to walk away, or not?  Is it my imagination, or are fighters getting younger every 
day?  To die so young, so gloriously!   
     Well, I'm pretty much through.  You guys need to get back practicing.  Are you 
as tired of reading this as I am of writing it?  Actually, I guess I'm writing it 
before you read it.  Oh, well.  Time for my medication, so I'll leave now.  Practice, 
practice, practice!-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MILKY WAYNE 4692              8   4  0    98       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KIM NEUW 4713                18  14  1    95       MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
-STREET RACER 4751            11   5  0    94       PUBLIC NUISANCES (332)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DANG LEN 4694                18  11  0    82       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)
 BONY TONY 4733               12   6  0    76       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)
 LUDWIG MILT 4757             13   7  0    75       MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
 CLOWN CONFETTI 4745          13   7  0    74       MAGIC INGREDIENTS (466)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LON OLBERT 4715              12  18  0    61       MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ODER QUIN 4729               11  17  1    54       MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
 LENDIS OHLM 4734              8  19  0    54       MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
 BILL DING 4756                5   2  0    48       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LAZY LOUIE 4691               9   4  0    31       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)
-HOMELESS 4786                 3   1  0    24       PUBLIC NUISANCES (332)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-JAYWALKER 4787                2   2  0    22       PUBLIC NUISANCES (332)
-BEGGAR 3084                   2   4  0    19       PUBLIC NUISANCES (332)
-HOBO 4785                     2   2  0    13       PUBLIC NUISANCES (332)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Ten fights and, if I have not counted wrong (being hit on the head makes it hard to
keep track of little numbers), only FOUR standbsy.  It messes with my spelling, too.
We drew two of the standbys, which gave us two of our three wins.  How Ludwig
defeated a genuine gladiator is beyond comprehension--

Hey! -- Ludwig Milt

Beyond comprehension, I say, but what the heck, I'll salute him anyway. -- Oder Quin

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CLOWN CONFETTI was devastated by MILKY WAYNE in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
KIM NEUW subdued DANG LEN in a 1 minute veteran's melee.
ODER QUIN was overpowered by BONY TONY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched duel.
LUDWIG MILT overpowered CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute bloody mismatched match.
LON OLBERT won victory over BILL DING in a 2 minute mismatched fight.
LENDIS OHLM savagely defeated LAZY LOUIE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gory brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         AIMED BLOW        19 -   9 -  0      68  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -   4 -  0      64  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         BASHING ATTACK    11 -   8 -  0      58  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         STRIKING ATTACK   25 -  20 -  0      56  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         TOTAL PARRY        6 -   5 -  0      55  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         LUNGING ATTACK     6 -   9 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   2 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         SLASHING ATTACK    0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 582 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         4  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  1         2  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   MILKY WAYNE 4692            8   4  0   98 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    KIM NEUW 4713              18  14  1   95 MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
AIMED BLOW       DANG LEN 4694              18  11  0   82 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)
STRIKING ATTACK  LUDWIG MILT 4757           13   7  0   75 MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is KIM NEUW 4713.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was LENDIS OHLM 4734.  The ten other most popular fighters were BONY TONY 4733, BILL 
DING 4756, LUDWIG MILT 4757, LON OLBERT 4715, CLOWN CONFETTI 4745, MILKY WAYNE 4692, 
KIM NEUW 4713, LAZY LOUIE 4691, DANG LEN 4694, and ODER QUIN 4729.

The least popular fighter this week was ODER QUIN 4729.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were DANG LEN 4694, LAZY LOUIE 4691, KIM NEUW 4713, MILKY WAYNE 4692, CLOWN 
CONFETTI 4745, LON OLBERT 4715, LUDWIG MILT 4757, BILL DING 4756, BONY TONY 4733, and 
LENDIS OHLM 4734.