DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 01/08/2018 Duedate: 01/20/2018 VALAMANTIS ARENA DM-62 TURN-680 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS STRIKER FARCE STRIKER FORCE (19) (62-4946) [26-6-2,128] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader STRIKER FARCE POSITION IS EMPTY STRIKER FORCE (19) (62-4946) [26-6-2,128] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite STRIKER FARCE BIG BIKER STRIKER FORCE (19) STRIKER FORCE (19) (62-4946) [26-6-2,128] (62-4975) [12-5-0,86] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM STRIKER FORCE (19) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. STRIKER FORCE (19) 45 STRIKER FORCE (19) Unchartered Team JERUNE (118) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 1 STRIKER FORCE (19) 231 164 16 58.5 1/ 1 STRIKER FORCE (19) 12 1 1 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank SPY REPORT I was going on vacation, see? Surf, sun... But what do those bums say? "Hit the road, Debby Tonte. VALAMANTIS needs a spyreport." Oh, well. MVP award for BIG BIKER? STRIKER FORCE's proud of him after beating VETERAN MERCENARY and getting 16 points. This Duelmaster is like something else! STRIKER FARCE stopped VETERAN MERCENARY dead in his tracks! I hear the top team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep. They want photogenic fighters for PR photos. So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway? It can't be for these really neat Spyreports can it? What does a fighter fight for? I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone gets killed. Not after four more fights. What if they had a fight and nobody showed up? I'd be out of a job, that's what!!! I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be a famous Spyreporter? I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits. Its been really albendranius! Later, guys-- Debby Tonte DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME STRIKER FARCE 4946 26 6 2 128 STRIKER FORCE (19) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME STICKER FORCE 4943 27 8 0 98 STRIKER FORCE (19) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME BIG BIKER 4975 12 5 0 86 STRIKER FORCE (19) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME ON STRIKE 4976 11 5 1 63 STRIKER FORCE (19) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME STRUCK 5002 1 0 1 16 STRIKER FORCE (19) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? PERSISTENT BEGGA 0 0 0 STRUCK 5002 680 NONE PERSONAL ADS LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS STRIKER FARCE devastated VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight. STICKER FORCE demolished CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 2 minute one-sided melee. BIG BIKER overpowered VETERAN MERCENARY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched duel. ON STRIKE overpowered FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute mismatched match. STRUCK butchered PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided duel. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |STRIKING ATTACK 2 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 0 - 0 100 | |AIMED BLOW 1 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 - 0 100 | |BASHING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 10 - 2 - 1 83 | |TOTAL PARRY 1 AIMED BLOW 16 - 6 - 1 73 | |PARRY-LUNGE 0 TOTAL PARRY 7 - 3 - 0 70 | |PARRY-STRIKE 0 BASHING ATTACK 7 - 3 - 0 70 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 - 0 67 | |LUNGING ATTACK 0 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 - 0 50 | |SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | |WALL OF STEEL 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | Turn 680 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME STRIKING ATTACK STRIKER FARCE 4946 26 6 2 128 STRIKER FORCE (19) AIMED BLOW STICKER FORCE 4943 27 8 0 98 STRIKER FORCE (19) BASHING ATTACK BIG BIKER 4975 12 5 0 86 STRIKER FORCE (19) TOTAL PARRY ON STRIKE 4976 11 5 1 63 STRIKER FORCE (19) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is STRIKER FARCE 4946. The most popular warrior this turn was BIG BIKER 4975. The ten other most popular fighters were STRIKER FARCE 4946, STICKER FORCE 4943, ON STRIKE 4976, STRUCK 5002, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, and 0. The least popular fighter this week was STRUCK 5002. The other ten least popular fighters were ON STRIKE 4976, STICKER FORCE 4943, STRIKER FARCE 4946, BIG BIKER 4975, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, and 0. CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS To clarify: You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams. To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided. To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space. Make sure you include the ID! * * * * * MEMO * * * * * From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission To: All Managers In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately. Managers may register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission. Each warrior may have up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, Victory and may be up to 70 characters long. For any questions, please contact the Gladiatorial Commission. ATTENTION: Have you or a loved one has been diagnosed with the heartbreak of Muffintheliomariasis? You may be entitled to financial compensation! Muffintheliomariasis is a common nervous system disorder linked to the destruction of self-worth and confidence due to the regular down-challenging of The Muffin Man. Symptoms and side effects include involuntary twitching, irritable bowels, sweating, abdominal pain, headache, gender impermanence, acute hygienic arrest, nausea and death. These side effects typically occur after his down-challenging warrior has whomped up on you, your warrior or a loved one. 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TEAM AND CHARACTER MAINTENANCE SERVICE As a service to all managers, we offer team and character maintenance. This option allows you to make sure your team or selected warriors will never miss a turn! Team Maintenance: This will cause all warriors on that team to fight every turn; if it's an AD arena, any new warriors who arrive on that team will fight the turn they arrive. In A.D. or in transfer arenas where you have multiple teams, each team will need to separately be on Team Maintenance. (The only exception is new warriors; they will not fight until they have had their initial strategy input.) Character Maintenance: This will cause only that warrior to fight every turn. If the character graduates or changes arenas, he/she/it will stay on Character Maintenance. In either case, you may submit strategy sheets for your warriors each turn, if you wish. The Team/Character Maintenance will make sure your warriors fight each turn, and they will always use their most recently entered strategy. Remember that challenges, avoids, and challenge/if challenged strategies will not carry through from turn to turn. These sections are only used on the turn they are entered. In order to continually challenge or avoid you will need to submit a strategy sheet each time. One other thing to remember about maintenance: Maintenance is not something that you write on your turnsheet (like in demo tourneys). In order to add or remove maintenance for a team or warrior, you must send a note to Customer Service. If you just write things like this on your strategy sheet, they may or may not get done. Likewise, don't write it on your personal ads. Please, please, please put it on a separate piece of paper with "Customer Service" written on the top. If you don't, well, you can imagine. Thanks for your time. Good luck in Duelmasters! -- Green Eyes