DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 06/06/2006 Duedate: 06/19/2006
AMEN-TEI ARENA
DM-63 TURN-380
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
BOUNCING BEA
WAYFARERS (248)
(63-2635) [16-5-0,103]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
FURIOUS TERROR POSITION IS EMPTY
CAR AND DRIVER (155)
(63-2248) [28-18-0,108]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
AVALANCH LILY BOUNCING BEA
WAYFARERS (248) WAYFARERS (248)
(63-2636) [10-11-0,64] (63-2635) [16-5-0,103]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
CAR AND DRIVER (155)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. WAYFARERS (248) 49
2. CAR AND DRIVER (155) 29 UN (309)
3. SUPERIOR FORCES 5405 (302) 13 Unchartered Team
4. UN (309) 0
5. COLOURED PEOPLE (293) 0 SCARLET KNIGHTS (234)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1 COLOURED PEOPLE (293) 17 7 1 70.8 1/ 3 CAR AND DRIVER (155) 5 3 2
2/ 2 UN (309) 19 9 0 67.9 2/ 1 UN (309) 4 1 0
3/ 4 CAR AND DRIVER (155) 468 418 27 52.8 3/ 2 WAYFARERS (248) 4 8 0
4/ 5 WAYFARERS (248) 500 552 11 47.5 4- 5 COLOURED PEOPLE (293) 3 4 0
5/ 6 SUPERIOR FORCES 54 (302) 18 24 0 42.9 5/ 4 SUPERIOR FORCES 54 (302) 3 4 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 270): INOCHI of YAKUZA (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 542): DAMNUALL of WHEN DOGMA FAILS II (Prophet, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 541): MITOCHONDRIAC of BIO WARFARE (Xerxes, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 534): SMELLY of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 531): MIKELA POOLE of KRILL CAVALRY (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 530): JOCKO of MADTOWN (Namenlos, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 528): ALBUQUERQUE of HERE TO PHOENIX (Crip, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 523): TRIPLE-X of LOVE LETTERS (Cunning Linguist, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 493): THE MAD CARROT of GARDEN OF HORRORS (The Sandman, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 484): OSTRICH of BIRDS (JE, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 475): BREAK POINT of CYNICAL DELUSIONS (Eclipse, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 218): INSOLENT IRIS of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
DM 60 ARADI (turn 390): BLUE BEANIE of DEMONS OF DARKNESS 2 (Rillion, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 379): FURIOUS TERROR of CAR AND DRIVER (Talon Volksie, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 172): EYE OF THE KNEE DOLL of HAZAARDS OF CLONING (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 427): BRUENOR BATTLEHAMME of FORGOTTEN REALMS from BARIKALA
(Talon Warsmith, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 270): YAKUZA (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 542): JGW EXPIRATION (JGW, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 541): PLAYPEN (KAT, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 534): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 531): MONEY PIT (Papaiz, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 530): MADTOWN (Namenlos, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 528): HERE TO PHOENIX (Crip, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 523): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 493): LETHAL LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 484): MEDAL OF HONOR 26 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 475): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 218): HOPLITES (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
DM 60 ARADI (turn 390): BIKINI BOTTOM (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 379): UN (JE, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 172): HAZAARDS OF CLONING (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 427): KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE, etc. (JRK, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 270): JERNIG MARS of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 542): BUCKING BRAHMA of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
SUPERBEAST of THE LIVING DEAD (Dartor, mgr.)
(turn 541): BOOTSTRAP RIBEYE of GERFEL'S FRIENDS (Generalissimo
Puerco, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 530): INNY MEANIE of MONEY PIT (Papaiz, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 530): JOCKO of MADTOWN (Namenlos, mgr.)
(turn 529): THEODORIC of MADTOWN (Namenlos, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 483): SATURN of WANDERERS (Leeta, mgr.)
5 GOT PICKED of 072905R (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 474): GLOW-ROOM of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 217): CAULIFLOWER EARS of OTTO'S PARTS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 379): MARIO ANDRETTI of CAR AND DRIVER (Talon Volksie, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 172): EYE OF THE KNEE DOLL of HAZAARDS OF CLONING (Crip, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
So why do I have this bag over my head? Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and
I'm going to give you a spy report!. Say good-bye to UN, as they are pushed from the
coveted top team spot by the CAR AND DRIVER stable. WAYFARERS is no joke as it
posted a 3-1-0 week advancing from 2nd place to 3rd place. Hey everybody, watch out
for FRELSY, who flew up 23 points in the rankings after mashing ROADBLOCK like a
melon. Keep your eye on this guy. Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on
the sands. SPEEDWAY was beat by KHALHUMS DWARF and drops 11 points. It's a proud
day for the WAYFARERS stable, as their warrior, BOUNCING BEA, ascended the
Duelmaster's throne. Advice to bashers--never force anything, just get a bigger
halberd!
Here is other news that is of note. And hey, kiddies, those of you who didn't
avoid COLOURED PEOPLE, please raise you hand. Wow. Does AMEN-TEI really have that
many liars? And you guys like to boo me? Well, unsling your rasberries, cause
SUPERIOR FORCES 5405 beats feet every time COLOURED PEOPLE smiles at them. Try
farming, eh? Well dang howdy, but if challenges were votes, MARIO ANDRETTI would be
president. Although it may be a contest he doesn't want to win.
Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the
most interesting, though! ACANDARI defied all odds and slew WURM KIN in the Dark
Arena. The only ones displeased were the buzzards, as WURM KIN's meat is notoriously
tough. Remember: alliances are great, but try and take your ally in the arena with
you and see what happens.
Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in AMEN-TEI have no
sense of humor. Or maybe that they were senseless. C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some
tracks. Its been fun, and I'm sure you enjoyed it (boos). Now that I've got you
worked up for Snide Clemens, I'll be leaving-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BOUNCING BEA 2635 16 5 0 103 WAYFARERS (248)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FURIOUS TERROR 2248 28 18 0 108 CAR AND DRIVER (155)
-MEAN JOE GREEN 2477 9 2 0 101 COLOURED PEOPLE (293)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SPEEDWAY 2470 10 11 1 88 CAR AND DRIVER (155)
DERWEAR 2619 7 1 0 87 UN (309)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FRELSY 2557 4 0 0 66 SUPERIOR FORCES 5405 (302)
AVALANCH LILY 2636 10 11 0 64 WAYFARERS (248)
ROADBLOCK 2611 16 12 0 60 WAYFARERS (248)
-CLE 2623 4 3 0 60 UN (309)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TOM-TOM TORA 2634 10 11 1 55 WAYFARERS (248)
FURTIVE RETURNS II 2556 10 20 0 50 SUPERIOR FORCES 5405 (302)
-RED GREEN 2475 7 3 1 47 COLOURED PEOPLE (293)
NO WAY! 2572 4 1 0 42 SUPERIOR FORCES 5405 (302)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CTUOUS 2622 3 1 0 33 UN (309)
ACANDARI 2590 1 0 1 33 CAR AND DRIVER (155)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-COUTH 2621 2 2 0 8 UN (309)
-VIDA BLUE 2479 1 0 0 5 COLOURED PEOPLE (293)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
SPACE DESIGN 2591 0 1 0 CAR AND DRIVER 155 STONE GOLEM 26 380 NONE
WURM KIN 27 0 1 0 DARK ARENA 0 ACANDARI 2590 380 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Derwear -- On your HEAD? That looks really, really strange. -- Roadblock
Mario Andretti -- My, it's been a long time since you were here! Good to see you
back. -- Bouncing Bea
P.S. Congratulations.
Furtive Returns II -- I don't like the way you go sneaking around all the time. --
Avalanch Lily
No Way! -- Guess so. -- Tom-Tom Tora
26 May 2006
The Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire want to announce the joining of a new
member who cherishes the same ideals, respect and loyalty that we hold dear.
From this day forward let all know that Blackstorm is now a Dark Knight of the
Desolate Empire Alliance. With him as our chosen brother, our alliance only becomes
stronger. Let all his foes become ours, and ours his. May all our enemies' blood
flow freely and give NO quarter in war.
This is also a warning to any cowards, bullies, etc.... If you play with fire,
you WILL get burnt!!!
Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire
6 June 2006
To those involved, no, I have not abandoned your stories. But I've been letting them
drift, and that has to stop, so I am taking the time to make sure that I know where
they are going, more than just "what happens next" dreamed up on the fly, before
resuming work on them. No new stories will be started until at least one of the old
ones has concluded, for the same reason: quantity can't substitute for quality.
Your patience in this matter is appreciated. -- the Scribe
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SPACE DESIGN was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
ACANDARI butchered WURM KIN in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
FURIOUS TERROR was viciously subdued by BOUNCING BEA in a 6 minute Title match.
MARIO ANDRETTI bested DERWEAR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SPEEDWAY was subdued by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 3 minute gruesome master's competition.
ROADBLOCK was overpowered by FRELSY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle.
AVALANCH LILY handily defeated NO WAY! in a 1 minute uneven fight.
FURTIVE RETURNS II was vanquished by TOM-TOM TORA in a 1 minute gruesome uneven duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 4 STRIKING ATTACK 18 - 7 - 1 72 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 TOTAL PARRY 7 - 3 - 0 70 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 1 - 0 67 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 18 - 11 - 2 62 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 7 - 6 - 0 54 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 5 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 2 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 WALL OF STEEL 7 - 7 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 AIMED BLOW 15 - 15 - 0 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 380 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 3 AIMED BLOW
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 3 2 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK BOUNCING BEA 2635 16 5 0 103 WAYFARERS (248)
WALL OF STEEL FURIOUS TERROR 2248 28 18 0 108 CAR AND DRIVER (155)
AIMED BLOW DERWEAR 2619 7 1 0 87 UN (309)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is AVALANCH LILY 2636. The most popular warrior this
turn was BOUNCING BEA 2635. The ten other most popular fighters were SPACE DESIGN
2591, SPEEDWAY 2470, FRELSY 2557, TOM-TOM TORA 2634, FURIOUS TERROR 2248, ACANDARI
2590, DERWEAR 2619, ROADBLOCK 2611, AVALANCH LILY 2636, and NO WAY! 2572.
The least popular fighter this week was FURTIVE RETURNS II 2556. The other ten least
popular fighters were NO WAY! 2572, AVALANCH LILY 2636, ROADBLOCK 2611, DERWEAR 2619,
ACANDARI 2590, FURIOUS TERROR 2248, TOM-TOM TORA 2634, FRELSY 2557, SPEEDWAY 2470,
and SPACE DESIGN 2591.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
MARIO ANDRETTI (63-1809) CAR AND DRIVER (155)