DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 06/20/2006 Duedate: 07/03/2006
AMEN-TEI ARENA
DM-63 TURN-381
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
SPEEDWAY
CAR AND DRIVER (155)
(63-2470) [11-11-1,111]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
SPEEDWAY POSITION IS EMPTY
CAR AND DRIVER (155)
(63-2470) [11-11-1,111]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
AVALANCH LILY AVALANCH LILY
WAYFARERS (248) WAYFARERS (248)
(63-2636) [11-11-0,68] (63-2636) [11-11-0,68]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
CAR AND DRIVER (155)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. CAR AND DRIVER (155) 37
2. UN (309) 20 UN (309)
3. SUPERIOR FORCES 5405 (302) 8 Unchartered Team
4. COLOURED PEOPLE (293) 0
5. WAYFARERS (248) -3 OKLA T HOPEFULS (281)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1 COLOURED PEOPLE (293) 17 7 1 70.8 1/ 1 CAR AND DRIVER (155) 7 4 2
2/ 2 UN (309) 20 9 0 69.0 2/ 3 WAYFARERS (248) 6 6 0
3/ 3 CAR AND DRIVER (155) 470 419 27 52.9 3/ 5 SUPERIOR FORCES 54 (302) 4 4 0
4/ 4 WAYFARERS (248) 502 554 11 47.5 4/ 2 UN (309) 3 1 0
5/ 5 SUPERIOR FORCES 54 (302) 19 25 0 43.2 5- 4 COLOURED PEOPLE (293) 1 4 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 270): INOCHI of YAKUZA (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 543): BIONIC BUFFALO of DO IT AGAIN (The Dark One, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 542): MITOCHONDRIAC of BIO WARFARE (Xerxes, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 535): SMELLY of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 532): MIKELA POOLE of KRILL CAVALRY (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 531): BIG JOY of SPONGMONKEYS (The Dark One, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 529): ALBUQUERQUE of HERE TO PHOENIX (Crip, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 524): TRIPLE-X of LOVE LETTERS (Cunning Linguist, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 494): THE MAD CARROT of GARDEN OF HORRORS (The Sandman, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 485): OSTRICH of BIRDS (JE, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 476): BREAK POINT of CYNICAL DELUSIONS (Eclipse, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 218): INSOLENT IRIS of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
DM 60 ARADI (turn 391): ONE-TIMER of DEATH STUDS VII (Death Stud, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 380): BOUNCING BEA of WAYFARERS (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 173): KAT of NIGHTHAWKS (Savant, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 428): BRUENOR BATTLEHAMME of FORGOTTEN REALMS from BARIKALA
(Talon Warsmith, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 270): YAKUZA (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 543): JGW EXPIRATION (JGW, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 542): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 535): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 532): MONEY PIT (Papaiz, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 531): MADTOWN (Namenlos, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 529): HERE TO PHOENIX (Crip, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 524): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 494): LETHAL LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 485): MEDAL OF HONOR 26 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 476): CYNICAL DELUSIONS (Eclipse, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 218): HOPLITES (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
DM 60 ARADI (turn 391): BIKINI BOTTOM (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 380): CAR AND DRIVER (Talon Volksie, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 173): AL-GHAZIS (Bones, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 428): KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE, etc. (JRK, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 270): JERNIG MARS of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 543): BIONIC BUFFALO of DO IT AGAIN (The Dark One, mgr.)
(turn 542): BUCKING BRAHMA of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
SUPERBEAST of THE LIVING DEAD (Dartor, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 535): SMELLY of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 530): JOCKO of MADTOWN (Namenlos, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 494): THE MAD CARROT of GARDEN OF HORRORS (The Sandman, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 485): OSTRICH of BIRDS (JE, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 474): GLOW-ROOM of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 217): CAULIFLOWER EARS of OTTO'S PARTS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 60 ARADI (turn 391): BLUE BEANIE of DEMONS OF DARKNESS 2 (Rillion, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 379): MARIO ANDRETTI of CAR AND DRIVER (Talon Volksie, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 172): EYE OF THE KNEE DOLL of HAZAARDS OF CLONING (Crip, mgr.)
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Furious Terror.... I used to feel that when my first cousin once removed
drove. Now I don't ride with him. It's a lot less disturbing.
Bouncing Bea
P.S. It wouldn't be so bad, maybe, if he wasn't worried about wearing out his
brakes.
SPY REPORT
It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters. Look on my work, ye mighty,
and despair! TOM-TOM TORA certainly had a baffled expression on hers face, after
losing to FRELSY and losing 6 points in the process! Now I can't insult SPEEDWAY, as
he has gloriously dueled to the top. Oh great new Duelmaster!!! (Stop me if I lay
it on too thick) So who's the team that's been walking into taverns last week and
ordering milk? Sounds like a PR stunt to me.
And how sociable are AMEN-TEI's warriors? Come, let us see. Like the noble
eagle soaring amongst the mountaintops, so stand the warriors of WAYFARERS, alone and
unchallenged. As a woman of good breeding scorns the "warriors" of SUPERIOR FORCES
5405, so did that sorry team shy from WAYFARERS Everyone is famous for fifteen
minutes, and FURIOUS TERROR is it right now. Most challenged warrior. Isn't CAR AND
DRIVER proud! FURIOUS TERROR found himself challenged by a warrior 21 below:
DERWEAR. DERWEAR of UN kept his wits as he bested FURIOUS TERROR.
Is there life after death? Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after
life! Oh hard! that to strike a flame, the match itself must needs be wasting!
Leave me now, you base fools! Keep those sands bloody and the buzzards fat! Do
not despair! I shall return!-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SPEEDWAY 2470 11 11 1 111 CAR AND DRIVER (155)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FURIOUS TERROR 2248 28 19 0 109 CAR AND DRIVER (155)
DERWEAR 2619 8 1 0 107 UN (309)
-MEAN JOE GREEN 2477 9 2 0 101 COLOURED PEOPLE (293)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BOUNCING BEA 2635 16 6 0 84 WAYFARERS (248)
ROADBLOCK 2611 17 12 0 78 WAYFARERS (248)
FRELSY 2557 5 0 0 73 SUPERIOR FORCES 5405 (302)
AVALANCH LILY 2636 11 11 0 68 WAYFARERS (248)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CLE 2623 4 3 0 60 UN (309)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FURTIVE RETURNS II 2556 10 21 0 51 SUPERIOR FORCES 5405 (302)
TOM-TOM TORA 2634 10 12 1 49 WAYFARERS (248)
-RED GREEN 2475 7 3 1 47 COLOURED PEOPLE (293)
-NO WAY! 2572 4 1 0 42 SUPERIOR FORCES 5405 (302)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CTUOUS 2622 3 1 0 33 UN (309)
-ACANDARI 2590 1 0 1 33 CAR AND DRIVER (155)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DAYTONA 2655 1 0 0 13 CAR AND DRIVER (155)
-COUTH 2621 2 2 0 8 UN (309)
-VIDA BLUE 2479 1 0 0 5 COLOURED PEOPLE (293)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PERSONAL ADS
Frelsy -- Yes, well, naturally I lost. You're the superior force, after all. --
Roadblock
P.S. But crashing through like that will do more than damage your lanterns. You'll
get a ticket.
P.P.S. To the next Policeman's Ball, I think.
No Way! -- Quite so. -- Avalanch Lily
I really wish you'd find your missing "e".... -- Ed.
Furtive Returns II -- I suppose you're some kind of weird experiment? -- Tom-Tom Tora
26 May 2006
The Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire want to announce the joining of a new
member who cherishes the same ideals, respect and loyalty that we hold dear.
From this day forward let all know that Blackstorm is now a Dark Knight of the
Desolate Empire Alliance. With him as our chosen brother, our alliance only becomes
stronger. Let all his foes become ours, and ours his. May all our enemies' blood
flow freely and give NO quarter in war.
This is also a warning to any cowards, bullies, etc.... If you play with fire,
you WILL get burnt!!!
Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire
6 June 2006
To those involved, no, I have not abandoned your stories. But I've been letting them
drift, and that has to stop, so I am taking the time to make sure that I know where
they are going, more than just "what happens next" dreamed up on the fly, before
resuming work on them. No new stories will be started until at least one of the old
ones has concluded, for the same reason: quantity can't substitute for quality.
Your patience in this matter is appreciated. -- the Scribe
20 May 2006
Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire
Our newest Dark Knight disrespected?!?!?! ARE THEY SERIOUS?!?! If at all possible,
let's get over to 31. I'm on the way. Let's get 'em. -- Dark Knight Osiris
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DERWEAR viciously subdued FURIOUS TERROR in a crowd pleasing 5 minute Challenge fight.
BOUNCING BEA was demolished by SPEEDWAY in a 1 minute one-sided Title melee.
FRELSY overpowered TOM-TOM TORA in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
AVALANCH LILY viciously subdued FURTIVE RETURNS II in a 2 minute veteran's fight.
ROADBLOCK devastated M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
DAYTONA devastated SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 3 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 - 0 100 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 1 - 0 75 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 STRIKING ATTACK 17 - 7 - 1 71 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 TOTAL PARRY 7 - 3 - 0 70 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 16 - 10 - 2 62 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 7 - 6 - 0 54 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 WALL OF STEEL 8 - 7 - 0 53 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 4 - 0 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 AIMED BLOW 14 - 15 - 0 48 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 381 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 2 3 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL FURIOUS TERROR 2248 28 19 0 109 CAR AND DRIVER (155)
AIMED BLOW DERWEAR 2619 8 1 0 107 UN (309)
STRIKING ATTACK BOUNCING BEA 2635 16 6 0 84 WAYFARERS (248)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is AVALANCH LILY 2636. The most popular warrior this
turn was AVALANCH LILY 2636. The ten other most popular fighters were DERWEAR 2619,
SPEEDWAY 2470, FRELSY 2557, FURTIVE RETURNS II 2556, ROADBLOCK 2611, DAYTONA 2655,
FURIOUS TERROR 2248, BOUNCING BEA 2635, TOM-TOM TORA 2634, and 0.
The least popular fighter this week was TOM-TOM TORA 2634. The other ten least
popular fighters were BOUNCING BEA 2635, FURIOUS TERROR 2248, DAYTONA 2655, ROADBLOCK
2611, FURTIVE RETURNS II 2556, FRELSY 2557, SPEEDWAY 2470, DERWEAR 2619, AVALANCH
LILY 2636, and 0.
MAIL-IN TOURNEY XLI
PRIMUS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
WEIRD HEAD BOY 2216 (60-39-0) 2 3 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 2
ADM TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
ERICKA BEARICKA 2461 (31-32-0) 2 3 0 MONSTER CHILD
INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
FRELSY 2557 (2-0-0) 4 3 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 5405
DERWEAR 2619 (5-0-0) 3 3 0 UN
ELIGIBLES FOOLS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
DIS-MOUNT 1970 (52-23-1) 0 3 0 DIS-TEAM