DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/08/2008    Duedate: 04/21/2008

AMEN-TEI ARENA

DM-63    TURN-426

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ATRION
THE EXILED ONES (31)
(63-2733) [8-2-1,86]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ATRION                         GALATIANS HAMMER
THE EXILED ONES (31)           BIBLICAL HAMMERZ (321)
(63-2733) [8-2-1,86]           (63-2743) [4-2-0,26]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

CELEDON                        CELEDON
THE EXILED ONES (31)           THE EXILED ONES (31)
(63-2735) [7-3-0,65]           (63-2735) [7-3-0,65]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE EXILED ONES (31)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WAYFARERS (248)             44
2. BIBLICAL HAMMERZ (321)      25      THE EXILED ONES (31)
3. THE EXILED ONES (31)         9      Unchartered Team
4. THE BIG GUYS (319)           0
5. OXYMORONS (322)              0      BIBLICAL HAMMERZ (321)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2*BIBLICAL HAMMERZ (321)    19  11  0 63.3   1/ 1 THE EXILED ONES (31)     10  5 2
 2- 3*THE BIG GUYS (319)         4   3  1 57.1   2/ 2*BIBLICAL HAMMERZ (321)   10  5 0
 3/ 4 THE EXILED ONES (31)     406 326 17 55.5   3/ 4 WAYFARERS (248)           7  8 0
 4/ 6 WAYFARERS (248)          617 655 14 48.5   4- 3*THE BIG GUYS (319)        2  0 0
 5- 7*OXYMORONS (322)            3  17  0 15.0   5- 6*OXYMORONS (322)           1  9 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

        + ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ The Andorian Succession #2 ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ +

     Senator Sedalia stood at the ferry boat's rail and waited for the mists ahead to
clear.  It was always like this when one approached the Isle of the Eye:  a bit of
mist over the water when you left the mainland, and then, faster than seemed
reasonable, you were sailing through a dense fog.  He had never really understood how
the ferry master kept a straight course through it--or if he did.  And then, the fog
thinning to mist and fading away until--
     "The Isle of the Eye," he said, waving his hand.
     Beside him, Gissanniah was silent for several minutes.  Finally she said, "I
hadn't expected it to be so... gray."
     Sedalia blinked and looked again.  He had seen the Isle before several times,
and he realized that he not really looked at it since the first time.  Though the
mist had cleared, the sky overhead was cloudy.  What light got through was, indeed,
gray.  And Talahya, THE city on the Isle (only Free Blades in Lirin Kiv and Darkholm
in Willow Beach were located elsewhere than in Talahya), was, at best, "picturesque."
It was too crowded to be beautiful now, if it ever had been.  Crowded with gladiators
who had, the senator knew, many virtues which did not include civic housekeeping.
The city was crowded, dirty, and on the waterfront run-down.  Under this leaden
sky... he glanced sideways at his young companion and tried to imagine what it was
like to see Talahya for the first time in this gloomy light.  Not inspiring, that
much was clear.  "It's better when the sun shines," he offered.
     Gissanniah shrugged.  "I guess.  Not that it really matters.  It isn't like I'm
going to be STAYING here.  We just want to talk to the king and then go home.  But
what I do NOT understand is why HE stays here."
     "No more do I," Sedalia said.  "The business of the Isle is dueling and nothing
else.  That the king should visit an arena occasionally is one thing.  But to take up
residence here?  The king's business is to govern the Andorian League, and every day
spent on the Isle is a day he's not doing his job.  And he's been here now for...
years.  I don't even know how long!"  The senator's mouth set in grim lines.  "Time
to remind him of his duty."

     They arrived on the Isle at midday, and it took most of the rest of that time to
work their way through the layers of petty officials to the final secretary, an
elderly part-elf by the name of Arkinsutram, who was able to grant them an
appointment with King Mikel.  "Tomorrow morning at eleven, and see to it that you're
on time.  But no more than half an hour, mind!  The king is very busy."
     Sedalia bit back his first impulse, which was to ask, "busy doing what?"  And
his second impulse, which was to question the king's name.  "Mikel" sounded almost
right, but not quite....  Maybe he had forgotten, so long as it had been since the
king had done anything for his people.  Or maybe it was this "simplified spelling"
movement that came and went.  Not that it was likely to matter.  If he was, indeed,
the king they were to see on the morrow, he could call himself Rumplestiltskin for
all Sedalia cared.  "We will be here," he said.  "We'll be early."

     Senator Sedalia spent the evening visiting with other Consortium gladiators on
the Isle.  And why not?  They were here, they were in some degree colleagues of his,
and you could never know when a few extra votes would make the difference between
victory and defeat.  Or who might have noticed some little detail that would provide
the key to handling the situation.
     As it happened, it was Brujah, a newly arrived graduate who had not yet fought
on the Isle, who raised the critical question.  "What about the oath, Senator?" she
asked.  Seeing his raised eyebrows, she went on, "I have not fought here yet, so I
have not yet taken the oath which all MUST take before entering an arena on the Isle.
But I've heard others take it, and seen more than I heard.  That oath is... binding.
Seriously binding.  Everyone who takes it is pledged, by magic even more than honor,
to obey the Grey Witch in her every command.  I suspect that this is how she's
controlled the whole Andorian situation so far.  Anyone who takes the oath, if told
that this King Mikel is THE king of the Andorian League and that his decisions are
not to be questioned must be unable to question them.  She--or anyone properly
designated by her, I would suppose--must be able even to command a Lord Protector to
attack his own manager or teammates and be obeyed.  All of Alastari, through
believing her at first to have their best interests at heart, and then through not
paying attention to the details, has put this terrible weapon in the Grey Witch's
hands.  How will you fight it, Senator Sedalia?  You have fought here, you have taken
the oath."
     The senator cleared his throat and blushed a little.  "I'm a politician," he
said.  "Oaths..." he snapped his fingers.  "I'm not making light of your warning, I
will definitely remember it and take it into account, but it is very nearly
impossible to bind a politicial with an oath.  I believe I have free action in this
matter, and I know that my companion, Gissanniah, has never fought here and so has
taken no oath."
     "Such might see to your own free will," Lady Huntsman said.  She was a graduate
of his own team, the Lenpros of Iaye.  "But what will you do if I, or Cardinal
Arizpe, or some other is commanded to attack you?"
     "I believe you underestimate the slipperyness of a politician, my lady," the
Cardinal said from across the room.  "I've no doubt he would fight if we cornered
him, but that is easier said than done, eh?"
     Sedalia nodded.  "Just so.  And the oath may not bind you all with equal
strength, or any of you quite so much as you think."
     "True," Brujah conceded at once.  "We won't know until it's tested.  And then it
will be too late if the binding IS strong enough to compel us."
     "So we will evade the need for that test for as long as may be," the senator
said.

     Senator Sedalia and Gissanniah were at the White Tower early.  "Better to spend
some time waiting," the senator said, "than arrive on time and find our appointment
had been preponed and we missed it."
     "Prepone?  Is that a word?"
     "Yes.  Prepone or antipone, either one, they go with postpone as the reverse
case."  He dismissed that issue with a gesture.  "As it is, here we are and--"
     The door at the rear of the waiting room opened.  The man who stood there was
completely unmemorable, a perfect bureaucratic type... except for his eyes.  Dark,
and sharp as nails.  He seemed surprised them, and he frowned.  "Sedalia from Iaye?"
     "In person," the senator said, standing.  "If the king is ready to see us now,
we--"
     "The king cannot see you at all," the bureaucrat said.  "He is unwell and needs
his rest."
     "His kingdom is unwell and needs his attention," Sedalia countered.
     The man's eyes darkened further, sharpened further.  No one but a politician
could have stood up to that piercing scrutiny without a twitch.  "The king cannot see
you," he repeated.
     "So be it, can we see him?"
     "I said--"
     "Just see him, to verify his presence.  Proof of life," the senator said.
"There are people in the Andorian League who have begun to question his continued
survival."
     "I, who am the Master of the White Tower for the Lady Sheila, say the king lives
and is here, but ill.  This is enough.  Who would question me?"
     "Many people across the Andorian League, I should think.  Come now, it would be
a simple matter to just let us take a quick look in on him.  No need to disturb him,
all we need is to SEE him."
     "You are impertinent.  It is impossible.  Leave."  He stepped back into the room
behind him, of which they had no glimpse, and shut the door.
     "That was a very strange encounter," Sedalia said.  "Do you think--?"
     "I think we should do as we were told and leave," Gissanniah said.  "Without
discussion."  Dropping her voice to just above a whisper, she added, "The walls may
have ears."
     "Ah.  Yes, silly of me not to have thought of that."  He held open the outer
door for her.  "It seems a shame to return to Iaye--or wherever--without more
information, but I can't see that we have any other options.  Waiting around here...
I don't think that paper-pusher is going to soften and let us in, do you?"
     "Not in this lifetime!"  Gissanniah turned toward the ferry.  Or, at least,
toward the road that would eventually take them to the ferry.  "I don't like the feel
of this place, and the sooner I'm away from it, the happier I'll be."
     "Quite understandable, dear lady," the senator said.  He fell into step beside
her.  They walked in silence for a block.  Two blocks.  The traffic was lighter than
it had been the day before, the district around the White Tower seeming almost
deserted.  It occurred to Sedalia that this could have a sinister implication, and he
peered searchingly into every alley they passed, every mist-shrouded doorway.
"Something is wrong here," he said quietly.
     Beside him, Gissanniah shivered and put her hand on the hilt of her sword.
"There's going to be an ambush," she said just as quietly.  "That Master of the White
Tower does not want us taking any news to the people of the League."

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 294): LORD BYRON of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 590): SELIA STORM of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 590): MOLYNEUX of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 583): 365 GTB4 of HOT WHEELS (Apex, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 579): MITCHELL PAIGE of MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 579): KEG STAND of BARHOPPERS (Apex, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 576): CAYLON MCCANN of STEEL CRUSADE (Cassius Calvata, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 572): WINDSONG of RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 541): ELDA MAINZ of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 532): RAMBLING OX of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 523): NIVIX of INFERNAL LORDS (DeGotti, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 242): BYRON of SITTEES (Barnabas, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 425): ATRION of THE EXILED ONES (Darklock, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 195): BENITO CHATTE of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 475): AXLY HIMSELF of GERFEL'S FRIENDS (Generalissimo Puerco)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 294): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 590): NEVERWAKE (Doc Steele, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 590): OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 583): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 579): MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 579): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 576): ULTRA-VIOLENT (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 572): RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 541): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 532): TEMPLARZ HAMMERZ (Hammer, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 523): THE ZEN ZONE (Jondeaux, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 242): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 425): THE EXILED ONES (Darklock, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 195): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 475): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 590): SELIA STORM of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
                               SAFFRON SKUNK of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
                   (turn 589): FLEA BAG of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 590): ABBOTT of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 576): UP-CHUCKY of STEEL CRUSADE (Cassius Calvata, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 578): MANUEL PEREZ of MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 571): DON FRANCIS of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
                         JACK STRAW of THE WARLOCKS (Malaquar, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 523): NIVIX of INFERNAL LORDS (DeGotti, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 242): PAS DE QUARTIER of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Hail AMEN-TEI!  Warriors of the arena, prepare to be praised and blamed for your 
deeds.  And let's see, ZECHARIAH HAMMER fought TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE and gained 18 
points and contributed to BIBLICAL HAMMERZ's 3-2-0.  JESPIX has lost to RUTHLESS 
JAYWALKER, falling 9 points, while helping make THE EXILED ONES a 1-4-0 turn.  The 
attempts to dethrone the Duelmaster have failed, and ATRION remains AMEN-TEI's top 
warrior for another turn.  Tell me, is nothing sacred?  I have heard from 
unimpeachable sources that The Dripping Blade uses trolls in their stew.  Talk about 
gristle!   
     Oriental wise man once say, 'Hiding behind shields prevents proper sun tanning.' 
Inscrutable, but true.   
     The Dark Arena is for those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace.  
Dignity in life or death is the warrior's creed.  Is it really true that AMEN-TEI has 
more dishwashers per capita that fighters?  Just thought I'd ask...   
     Thought for the day, a new sword shines bright, but the notched sword sings the 
sweetest.  Well, I'm burning daylight here in AMEN-TEI and I've a long road ahead of 
me.  Happy Trails.  Until you see my quill in AMEN-TEI again, farewell-- Alarond the 
Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ATRION 2733                   8   2  1    86       THE EXILED ONES (31)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CELEDON 2735                  7   3  0    65       THE EXILED ONES (31)
 M.T. LANE 2720               13  14  0    60       WAYFARERS (248)
 MARIA 2736                    6   4  2    58       THE EXILED ONES (31)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ZANTHOR 2732                  7   3  0    47       THE EXILED ONES (31)
 HYRAM CARTER 2728             8   8  0    38       WAYFARERS (248)
 JESPIX 2747                   7   2  1    38       THE EXILED ONES (31)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CRUZIA GARDETT 2748           5   3  0    33       WAYFARERS (248)
 GALATIANS HAMMER 2743         4   2  0    26       BIBLICAL HAMMERZ (321)
 ZECHARIAH HAMMER 2742         2   4  0    25       BIBLICAL HAMMERZ (321)
-MAC KINLEY 2718               1   1  0    24       THE BIG GUYS (319)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FIFTY FOOTER 2719             2   0  1    21       THE BIG GUYS (319)
 EPHESIANS HAMMER 2744         5   1  0    17       BIBLICAL HAMMERZ (321)
-SURE BET 2753                 1   3  0    16       OXYMORONS (322)
 LEVITICUS HAMMER 2741         4   2  0    15       BIBLICAL HAMMERZ (321)
 ZEPHANIA HAMMER 2740          4   2  0    14       BIBLICAL HAMMERZ (321)
 VALNAKORINE 2761              1   0  0    13       WAYFARERS (248)
 YALO TACTSIE 2750             1   6  0     9       WAYFARERS (248)
-REDWOOD 2715                  1   0  0     9       THE BIG GUYS (319)
-REGGIE 2717                   0   1  0     7       THE BIG GUYS (319)
-QUIET STORM 2752              0   4  0     4       OXYMORONS (322)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Well, that's the pits.  I was the DUELMASTER, I was on the brink of graduation, and
the Virginal Concubine killed me. -- Ghost of Valnakaur
P.S.  She was probably actually a venomous concubine who concealed her poisonous
capacities.

Atrion -- Huh, I guess that counts as "well fought," at least for you.  Oh, well, I
wasn't going to get a winning record here anyway. -- M.T. Lane
P.S.  But watch out for the return of that stinker, Elephant Dung.

Maria -- I was going to ask why anyone would exile a cute little thing like you, and
then I saw your beard, and you hit me several times, and you just generally destroyed
my sympathy.  Some days life is like that. -- Hyram Carter

Zanthor -- You're a pig, is what *I* think. -- Cruzia Gardett

Sure Bet -- Ah, right up there with "friendly hand of poker," am I right?  Ouch. --
Yalo Tactsie

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ATRION devastated KHALHUMS DWARF in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
CELEDON lost to VETERAN MERCENARY in a action packed 3 minute brutal battle.
MARIA was defeated by VETERAN MERCENARY in a 2 minute duel.
M.T. LANE unbelievably bested ZANTHOR in a 4 minute gory contest.
JESPIX was overpowered by RUTHLESS JAYWALKER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
HYRAM CARTER bested EPHESIANS HAMMER in a popular 3 minute duel.
CRUZIA GARDETT devastated ZEPHANIA HAMMER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
GALATIANS HAMMER overpowered FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 1 minute uneven melee.
LEVITICUS HAMMER won victory over YALO TACTSIE in a 3 minute duel.
ZECHARIAH HAMMER overpowered TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
VALNAKORINE overpowered SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         PARRY-RIPOSTE     12 -   1 -  0      92  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         WALL OF STEEL     13 -   7 -  1      65  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         AIMED BLOW        14 -   9 -  1      61  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         TOTAL PARRY       10 -   7 -  0      59  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK   14 -  10 -  3      58  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         STRIKING ATTACK    8 -   8 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         LUNGING ATTACK    19 -  22 -  3      46  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-LUNGE       13 -  21 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 426 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  2         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       ATRION 2733                 8   2  1   86 THE EXILED ONES (31)
STRIKING ATTACK  CELEDON 2735                7   3  0   65 THE EXILED ONES (31)
LUNGING ATTACK   MARIA 2736                  6   4  2   58 THE EXILED ONES (31)
WALL OF STEEL    ZANTHOR 2732                7   3  0   47 THE EXILED ONES (31)
SLASHING ATTACK  JESPIX 2747                 7   2  1   38 THE EXILED ONES (31)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is CELEDON 2735.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was CELEDON 2735.  The ten other most popular fighters were HYRAM CARTER 2728, CRUZIA 
GARDETT 2748, ATRION 2733, GALATIANS HAMMER 2743, ZECHARIAH HAMMER 2742, MARIA 2736, 
YALO TACTSIE 2750, VALNAKORINE 2761, ZANTHOR 2732, and JESPIX 2747.

The least popular fighter this week was M.T. LANE 2720.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were LEVITICUS HAMMER 2741, ZEPHANIA HAMMER 2740, EPHESIANS HAMMER 2744, 
JESPIX 2747, ZANTHOR 2732, VALNAKORINE 2761, YALO TACTSIE 2750, MARIA 2736, ZECHARIAH 
HAMMER 2742, and GALATIANS HAMMER 2743.