DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 03/24/2009 Duedate: 04/06/2009 AMEN-TEI ARENA DM-63 TURN-448 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS M.T. LANE WAYFARERS (248) (63-2720) [20-29-0,90] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader M.T. LANE SERGEANT2 WAYFARERS (248) MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324) (63-2720) [20-29-0,90] (63-2776) [5-1-0,66] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite VALNAKORINE VALNAKORINE WAYFARERS (248) WAYFARERS (248) (63-2761) [9-14-0,41] (63-2761) [9-14-0,41] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324) 45 2. WAYFARERS (248) 10 1949 YANKEES (316) 3. 1949 YANKEES (316) 6 Unchartered Team MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 1*MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324) 23 6 4 79.3 1/ 1*MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324) 11 3 1 2/ 2 1949 YANKEES (316) 91 52 11 63.6 2/ 3 WAYFARERS (248) 5 10 1 3/ 3 WAYFARERS (248) 655 727 15 47.4 3/ 2 1949 YANKEES (316) 4 5 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank TEAM SPOTLIGHT + ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ The Andorian Succession #25 ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ + Fratsfa: Fandil paced in the cramped back room of the Flower Shoppe. The information he'd gotten from the young Fratsfan mage Elosjon should be followed out. It could be an important clue. It felt urgent. But Lenpro wasn't back yet. Lady Fern looked up from the geranium she was repotting. "Sit DOWN, brother! All this stomping around doesn't accomplish anything except to disturb the plants." "There's something I need to check on--quickly, mind you--outside Fratsfa, but I can't leave until Lenpro returns." "Why not?" Fandil blinked at her. "Ah--we started this together, you know, and I don't feel right about going off without--" "You're both grown up," Fern said, "at least as much as men ever are. If Lenpro hasn't returned, it's because he feels what he's doing is important, too. When he does get back, I'll tell him where you've gone and why. Where is the difficulty here, Fandil?" "But--" "And take that youngster Elosjon with you before he sinks through the floor in embarrassment. The girls are having too much fun teasing him." Elsewhere: Lenpro didn't mention the disappearance of the gate they'd come through, but Sizzling Sunflower turned to look also. "It isn't like we need a way out," she said. "This is a great place, really good soil for the roots, and plenty of sunlight!" Lenpro looked at her, suddenly worried. "Is this what you want for your life, to become a sunflower completely and stand in the light with your feet in the dirt? Bees to pollinate you and birds to harvest your seeds?" She turned her face, which was rounder and more like the flower she was named for with every passing moment, toward him, and her eyes opened wide. "Bees?" "I seem to recall that's how sunflowers do it." "BEES?" She blinked at him, startled and dismayed. "No! Surely I wouldn't become a PLANT." "Look at yourself," Lenpro said. "Listen to what you've been saying." "The lady wants to be a plant, you shouldn't butt in," someone growled. Gladiator and manager turned. Something that was half man and half feline faced them, ears laid back and whiskers bristling. "And this was your choice?" Lenpro asked, indicating the hybrid form. "To be neither one thing or the other, unwelcome in either group?" To ask such questions here and now was probably dangerous, the creature looked to be balanced on knife-edge of temper, but he wasn't feeling diplomatic. A good fight might clear the-- No, he couldn't push things that far, what was he thinking? Was this place getting to him, too? He had responsibilities, and they did not include getting himself killed here in some pocket dimension. "Sorry, not my business. But the young lady is my business." The man-cat looked at them for a long minute, while others of this place gathered behind him. Other man-cats, but no two alike, something that might have been a sort of werewolf, and many stranger forms. Some were clearly not far from their human beginnings, but others--he assumed they had started as human, but now it was hard to believe that. "You need to see the king," the man-cat decided. "We will take you there." So, a king. Not the anarchy he had thought at first. Was this good or bad? A king meant authority he could appeal to in order to get the kidnapped women returned. But if the king said no, it meant authority on the other side, no recovery of the women, and maybe no escape for himself and Sunflower. Well, you played the hand you were dealt. He watched the denizens of this place move to surround them and herd them through the chaotic jumble of buildings and ruins. They weren't going to be given a choice to decline. * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 8 ARKERS (turn 307): CONCUSSION of CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.) DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 615): LILAC LIZARD of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.) DM 14 TOBIR (turn 615): WHOLE MUTT of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.) DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 606): ULTRA FAIT of DROP THE LEASH (Jekyll, mgr.) DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 604): TCHENI LOY of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 603): GRIFLET IRVEL of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 26 CALEAM (turn 601): AMARANTH of MENAGERIE (Ichabod Frothingslosh, mgr.) DM 30 IAYE (turn 597): SIR CARLSON of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.) DM 40 ZENSU (turn 566): GRUNT 5 of MEDAL OF HONOR G1 (The Anarchist, mgr.) DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 557): JANIE JONES of RADIO CLASH (Rude Buddha, mgr.) DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 548): IZZCO of INFERNAL LORDS (DeGotti, mgr.) DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 254): SER VON DARKMOOR of SILVER KNIGHTS (Toker, mgr.) DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 447): BILLY JOHNSON of 1949 YANKEES (Papa Bear, mgr.} DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 208): DORINE EAGEL of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.) ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 500): MAXIMUS of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 8 ARKERS (turn 307): CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.) DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 615): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.) DM 14 TOBIR (turn 615): ALL THE MUN'S MEN (The Mun, mgr.) DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 606): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 604): MEDAL OF HONOOR J4 (The Anarchist, mgr.) DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 603): FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 26 CALEAM (turn 601): ULTRA-VIOLENT (Deep Thought, mgr) DM 30 IAYE (turn 597): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.) DM 40 ZENSU (turn 566): MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (The Anarchist, mgr.) DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 557): THE PLAGUE (Reaper, mgr.) DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 548): DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.) DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 254): BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.) DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 447): MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (The Anarchist, mgr.) DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 208): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.) ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 500): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.) Recent Graduates ---------------- DM 8 ARKERS (turn 306): FEORDIS INK of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 615): JON FLUTE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.) (turn 614): SNOW WHITE of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.) DM 14 TOBIR (turn 614): RAIN MUN of ALL THE MUN'S MEN (The Mun, mgr.) DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 602): MISS SCARLET of GOTTA GET A CLUE (?, mgr.) DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 547): BERNICE of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.) DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 208): DORINE EAGEL of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.) (turn 207): MESSY MONGREL of DOGS OF WAR (Omega?, mgr.) SPY REPORT So why do I have this bag over my head? Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and I'm going to give you a spy report!. Hey everybody, watch out for SERGEANT2, who flew up 19 points in the rankings after mashing HYRAM CARTER like a melon. Keep your eye on this guy. Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands. HYRAM CARTER was defeated by SERGEANT2 and drops 6 points. Well, if ya don't shows up at the laundromat, ya can'ts wash yer clothes. BILLY JOHNSON did not fight this week so his title was forfeit. In front of all the crowds, M.T. LANE took the Duelmaster's crown for his own. I give the bum two weeks. Advice to bashers--never force anything, just get a bigger halberd! But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle! Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day drinking to their memory. Better tanked than dead! Here's some advice: warriors with little wit and will may encounter problems on the trail to the Isle. I think I had better cut this one short. It's been nice chatting to those of you whom I have not offended yet. Okay, so I may not be the world's best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors. And remember, you can pick your friends and you can pick your--(loud boos), oh, you've heard that one already!-- The Unknown Spymaster DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME M.T. LANE 2720 20 29 0 90 WAYFARERS (248) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -BILLY JOHNSON 2758 10 0 1 99 1949 YANKEES (316) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -TOMMY HENRICH 2759 13 0 1 86 1949 YANKEES (316) -THOMAS WIGLE 2777 5 0 1 72 MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME SERGEANT2 2776 5 1 0 66 MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324) HYRAM CARTER 2728 11 27 0 60 WAYFARERS (248) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME YALO TACTSIE 2750 8 21 0 47 WAYFARERS (248) ROBERT WILSON 2778 6 0 1 45 MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324) VALNAKORINE 2761 9 14 0 41 WAYFARERS (248) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME DONRIC HOLM 2781 4 2 1 33 WAYFARERS (248) SERGEANT1 2779 4 2 1 31 MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME SERGEANT 3 2784 1 0 0 13 MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? CULT MEMBER 0 0 0 DONRIC HOLM 2781 448 NONE STERN WEISS 2783 0 1 0 1949 YANKEES 316 STONE GOLEM 448 NONE PERSONAL ADS Billy Johnson -- You take up the whole road. -- M.T. Lane Tommy Henrich -- It's an offense to think of a HEN being rich. Stupid birds. -- Hyram Carter Thomas Wigle -- And it looks odd on you. More the kind of move I'd expect from a woman. Of course, with a dwarf, who can tell? -- Valnakorine Sergeant2 -- That definitely makes my day. -- Yalo Tactsie And a Trustworthy Scribe to end the day. I can work with this guy. -- Donric Holm LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS STERN WEISS was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight. M.T. LANE won victory over KHALHUMS DWARF in a 5 minute expert's Title battle. HYRAM CARTER was overpowered by SERGEANT2 in a 1 minute mismatched duel. YALO TACTSIE unbelievably bested SERGEANT1 in a exciting 3 minute one-sided fight. VALNAKORINE was unbelievably bested by ROBERT WILSON in a popular 2 minute duel. DONRIC HOLM executed CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute gory mismatched brawl. SERGEANT 3 handily defeated FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 1 minute uneven melee. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |TOTAL PARRY 2 WALL OF STEEL 7 - 0 - 0 100 | |PARRY-LUNGE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 - 0 100 | |LUNGING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 16 - 4 - 1 80 | |AIMED BLOW 1 AIMED BLOW 7 - 3 - 0 70 | |SLASHING ATTACK 1 TOTAL PARRY 9 - 7 - 1 56 | |STRIKING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 16 - 16 - 2 50 | |BASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 5 - 1 29 | |PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 18 - 0 10 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 - 0 0 | |WALL OF STEEL 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | Turn 448 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 3 LUNGING ATTACK SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 2 2 STRIKING ATTACK TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 PARRY-LUNGE PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL 1 AIMED BLOW TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME AIMED BLOW SERGEANT2 2776 5 1 0 66 MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324) TOTAL PARRY ROBERT WILSON 2778 6 0 1 45 MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is VALNAKORINE 2761. The most popular warrior this turn was VALNAKORINE 2761. The ten other most popular fighters were SERGEANT1 2779, STERN WEISS 2783, YALO TACTSIE 2750, ROBERT WILSON 2778, DONRIC HOLM 2781, SERGEANT2 2776, SERGEANT 3 2784, HYRAM CARTER 2728, M.T. LANE 2720, and 0. The least popular fighter this week was M.T. LANE 2720. The other ten least popular fighters were HYRAM CARTER 2728, SERGEANT 3 2784, SERGEANT2 2776, DONRIC HOLM 2781, ROBERT WILSON 2778, YALO TACTSIE 2750, STERN WEISS 2783, SERGEANT1 2779, VALNAKORINE 2761, and 0.