DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/10/2010    Duedate: 08/23/2010

AMEN-TEI ARENA

DM-63    TURN-481

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

LADY CHUCK
WAYFARERS (248)
(63-2787) [19-13-1,82]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

LADY CHUCK                     JOINT PAIN
WAYFARERS (248)                TOO OLD (327)
(63-2787) [19-13-1,82]         (63-2831) [1-0-0,20]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

LADY CHUCK                     LADY CHUCK
WAYFARERS (248)                WAYFARERS (248)
(63-2787) [19-13-1,82]         (63-2787) [19-13-1,82]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WAYFARERS (248)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. TOO OLD (327)               65
2. WAYFARERS (248)              6      WAYFARERS (248)
3. BAD GIRLS (325)              0      Unchartered Team

                                       TOO OLD (327)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*TOO OLD (327)              4   0  1  100   1/ 1 WAYFARERS (248)           7  7 0
 2- 1 BAD GIRLS (325)           27  18  6 60.0   2/ 0*TOO OLD (327)             4  0 1
 3/ 2 WAYFARERS (248)          736 796 16 48.0   3- 2 BAD GIRLS (325)           3  0 1

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 325): DEAD LEE of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisant, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 651): SERENITY of CANNIBALZ (Hanibal, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 651): FLOPEAR of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 636): JULES of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 639): MOHAWK JOE of PIRATE'S COVER (?, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 635): FENELLA JHEN of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 635): PASCELLA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 633): ISPEP of RANDOM (?, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 596): CARINA LINZ of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 593): SKITZOID SNOOPY of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 584): BETTY of DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 272): CONFLICT of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 480): EBAN STRANGER of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 226): TOBEORNOTTOBE of TOTAL CHAOS (Marma Duke, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 536): GOKU of DRAGONBALL Z (Armalias Skyhawk, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 325): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 651): ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 651): THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 636): THE MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 639): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 635): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 635): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 633): RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 596): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 593): DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 583): SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 272): DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 480): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 226): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 536): SUPERIOR FATHER et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 324): ZILCH of Z GLADIATORS (Z Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 651): SERENITY of CANNIBALZ (Hanibal, mgr.)
                   (turn 650): PAPRIKA PUMA of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 636): TCHACK LOY of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 635): FENELLA JHEN of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 596): CARINA LINZ of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 584): BETTY of DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
                 (turn 583): SNORKY of DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 479): YALO TACTSIE of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 226): SIF of SUPERIOR FORCES Y3 (Manager, mgr.)
                 (turn 225): PETER THE GREAT of DOGS OF WAR (Omega, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Hmm, the Khalhums Dwarf.  Yalo fought him before I did and lost, then I fought
and won.  Do you suppose Yalo "softened him up"?  Nah, that ol' Dwarf wasn't soft at
all.  I could tell.

                                   Eban Stranger

                                      SPY REPORT

     Good day, in AMEN-TEI a quiet thief gets rich, but a quiet spymaster gets poor.  
So bring me ale and harken to my tidbits of news.  On their very first turn, TOO OLD 
had a 4-0-1, and with this kind of luck or skill, should do well.  Welcome to 
AMEN-TEI.  And let's see, JOINT PAIN fought TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE and gained 20 points 
and contributed to TOO OLD's 4-0-1.  Our last turn's Duelmaster has lost, folks, lost 
to VETERAN MERCENARY, and EBAN STRANGER has made the way for a new Duelmaster!  With 
EBAN STRANGER clearing the throne, WAYFARERS of LADY CHUCK takes a proud seat as 
AMEN-TEI's new Duelmaster, by virtue of recognition points.  Tell me, is nothing 
sacred?  I have heard from unimpeachable sources that The Warty Toad uses trolls in 
their stew.  Talk about gristle!   
     Oriental wise man once say, 'Hiding behind shields prevents proper sun tanning.' 
Inscrutable, but true.   
     A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once.  Wise men know this to 
be true.  A brave warrior does not carry a red shield, he has nothing to cover or 
hide when the fight is over.  Consider well.   
     I like this place, AMEN-TEI, the taverns have old wine, and young serving girls. 
Who could ask for more?  Always good to rest in AMEN-TEI, but never good to wear out 
my welcome.  Look for me in future turns.  Until you see my quill in AMEN-TEI again, 
farewell-- Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LADY CHUCK 2787              19  13  1    82       WAYFARERS (248)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BONNIE BARROW 2798           10   5  1   128       BAD GIRLS (325)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EBAN STRANGER 2816            7   2  0    72       WAYFARERS (248)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-AILEEN WUORNOS 2810           5   0  1    52       BAD GIRLS (325)
 LADY SLIPPER 2815             7   5  0    51       WAYFARERS (248)
 KORARIO 2813                  8   6  0    50       WAYFARERS (248)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-YOKO ONO 2823                 2   0  2    21       BAD GIRLS (325)
 JOINT PAIN 2831               1   0  0    20       TOO OLD (327)
 CANE 2833                     1   0  1    16       TOO OLD (327)
 NOT SO HOT 2830               1   0  0    16       TOO OLD (327)
-LIZZIE BORDEN 2829            1   0  0    13       BAD GIRLS (325)
 FLATULENCE 2834               1   0  0    13       TOO OLD (327)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
POLITE BEGGAR           0  0 0                      CANE 2833             481  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

My last fare was the Khalhums Dwarf.  He didn't tip me, so I tipped him... into the
harbor.  If he didn't like it, too bad.  I'm out of here. -- Yalo Tactsie

I felt sorry for the Virginal Concubine.  Talk about a dead-end job! -- Lady Chuck

Aileen Wuornos -- I suppose it's the name, makes you feel tough so you act tough.
Too bad, becuase it really cuts into your chance to get a date, I bet. -- Korario

Really, the only thing to do with the Ruthless Jaywalker is to run him down and
trample him. -- Lady Slipper
P.S.  You know what they say, "These slippers are made for walking...."

26 July 2010
     Some managers have attempted to send personals and columns to hal, and hal has

been refusing to acknowledge their content.  I don't know what hal's problem is,
specifically, but for best success, send PLAIN TEXT (dot txt) in the body of the
email.  Not attachments.  Thank you. -- the Editor

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

EBAN STRANGER was devastated by VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
LADY CHUCK won victory over NOBLE ASSASSIN in a action packed 1 minute Title battle.
KORARIO demolished HAPPY PEASANT in a 1 minute uneven fight.
LADY SLIPPER bested THE HONEST MERCHANT in a 2 minute contest.
NOT SO HOT defeated TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute novice's fight.
JOINT PAIN devastated TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
CANE butchered POLITE BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched match.
FLATULENCE handily defeated FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 1 minute uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       4         SLASHING ATTACK    5 -   1 -  1      83  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         LUNGING ATTACK    11 -   5 -  0      69  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK    8 -   4 -  0      67  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         AIMED BLOW        15 -   8 -  0      65  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         WALL OF STEEL      6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        7 -   5 -  2      58  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK     2 -   2 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         TOTAL PARRY        1 -   4 -  0      20  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 481 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         4  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
AIMED BLOW         3 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       LADY CHUCK 2787            19  13  1   82 WAYFARERS (248)
WALL OF STEEL    LADY SLIPPER 2815           7   5  0   51 WAYFARERS (248)
STRIKING ATTACK  KORARIO 2813                8   6  0   50 WAYFARERS (248)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LADY CHUCK 2787.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was LADY CHUCK 2787.  The ten other most popular fighters were NOT SO HOT 2830, LADY 
SLIPPER 2815, JOINT PAIN 2831, KORARIO 2813, CANE 2833, FLATULENCE 2834, EBAN 
STRANGER 2816,  0,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was EBAN STRANGER 2816.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were FLATULENCE 2834, CANE 2833, KORARIO 2813, JOINT PAIN 2831, LADY 
SLIPPER 2815, NOT SO HOT 2830, LADY CHUCK 2787,  0,  0, and  0.