DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 08/10/2010 Duedate: 08/23/2010 AMEN-TEI ARENA DM-63 TURN-481 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS LADY CHUCK WAYFARERS (248) (63-2787) [19-13-1,82] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader LADY CHUCK JOINT PAIN WAYFARERS (248) TOO OLD (327) (63-2787) [19-13-1,82] (63-2831) [1-0-0,20] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite LADY CHUCK LADY CHUCK WAYFARERS (248) WAYFARERS (248) (63-2787) [19-13-1,82] (63-2787) [19-13-1,82] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM WAYFARERS (248) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. TOO OLD (327) 65 2. WAYFARERS (248) 6 WAYFARERS (248) 3. BAD GIRLS (325) 0 Unchartered Team TOO OLD (327) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 0*TOO OLD (327) 4 0 1 100 1/ 1 WAYFARERS (248) 7 7 0 2- 1 BAD GIRLS (325) 27 18 6 60.0 2/ 0*TOO OLD (327) 4 0 1 3/ 2 WAYFARERS (248) 736 796 16 48.0 3- 2 BAD GIRLS (325) 3 0 1 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank TEAM SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 8 ARKERS (turn 325): DEAD LEE of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisant, mgr.) DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 651): SERENITY of CANNIBALZ (Hanibal, mgr.) DM 14 TOBIR (turn 651): FLOPEAR of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.) DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 636): JULES of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 639): MOHAWK JOE of PIRATE'S COVER (?, mgr.) DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 635): FENELLA JHEN of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 26 CALEAM (turn 635): PASCELLA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.) DM 30 IAYE (turn 633): ISPEP of RANDOM (?, mgr.) DM 40 ZENSU (turn 596): CARINA LINZ of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.) DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 593): SKITZOID SNOOPY of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.) DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 584): BETTY of DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.) DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 272): CONFLICT of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 480): EBAN STRANGER of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 226): TOBEORNOTTOBE of TOTAL CHAOS (Marma Duke, mgr.) ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 536): GOKU of DRAGONBALL Z (Armalias Skyhawk, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 8 ARKERS (turn 325): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 651): ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.) DM 14 TOBIR (turn 651): THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.) DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 636): THE MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 639): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 635): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 26 CALEAM (turn 635): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.) DM 30 IAYE (turn 633): RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.) DM 40 ZENSU (turn 596): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.) DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 593): DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.) DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 583): SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 272): DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 480): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 226): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.) ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 536): SUPERIOR FATHER et al (Manager, mgr.) Recent Graduates ---------------- DM 8 ARKERS (turn 324): ZILCH of Z GLADIATORS (Z Man, mgr.) DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 651): SERENITY of CANNIBALZ (Hanibal, mgr.) (turn 650): PAPRIKA PUMA of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.) DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 636): TCHACK LOY of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 635): FENELLA JHEN of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 40 ZENSU (turn 596): CARINA LINZ of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.) DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 584): BETTY of DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.) (turn 583): SNORKY of DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.) DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 479): YALO TACTSIE of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 226): SIF of SUPERIOR FORCES Y3 (Manager, mgr.) (turn 225): PETER THE GREAT of DOGS OF WAR (Omega, mgr.) DUELMASTER'S COLUMN Notes from the arena champ. Hmm, the Khalhums Dwarf. Yalo fought him before I did and lost, then I fought and won. Do you suppose Yalo "softened him up"? Nah, that ol' Dwarf wasn't soft at all. I could tell. Eban Stranger SPY REPORT Good day, in AMEN-TEI a quiet thief gets rich, but a quiet spymaster gets poor. So bring me ale and harken to my tidbits of news. On their very first turn, TOO OLD had a 4-0-1, and with this kind of luck or skill, should do well. Welcome to AMEN-TEI. And let's see, JOINT PAIN fought TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE and gained 20 points and contributed to TOO OLD's 4-0-1. Our last turn's Duelmaster has lost, folks, lost to VETERAN MERCENARY, and EBAN STRANGER has made the way for a new Duelmaster! With EBAN STRANGER clearing the throne, WAYFARERS of LADY CHUCK takes a proud seat as AMEN-TEI's new Duelmaster, by virtue of recognition points. Tell me, is nothing sacred? I have heard from unimpeachable sources that The Warty Toad uses trolls in their stew. Talk about gristle! Oriental wise man once say, 'Hiding behind shields prevents proper sun tanning.' Inscrutable, but true. A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once. Wise men know this to be true. A brave warrior does not carry a red shield, he has nothing to cover or hide when the fight is over. Consider well. I like this place, AMEN-TEI, the taverns have old wine, and young serving girls. Who could ask for more? Always good to rest in AMEN-TEI, but never good to wear out my welcome. Look for me in future turns. Until you see my quill in AMEN-TEI again, farewell-- Alarond the Scribe DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME LADY CHUCK 2787 19 13 1 82 WAYFARERS (248) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -BONNIE BARROW 2798 10 5 1 128 BAD GIRLS (325) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME EBAN STRANGER 2816 7 2 0 72 WAYFARERS (248) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -AILEEN WUORNOS 2810 5 0 1 52 BAD GIRLS (325) LADY SLIPPER 2815 7 5 0 51 WAYFARERS (248) KORARIO 2813 8 6 0 50 WAYFARERS (248) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -YOKO ONO 2823 2 0 2 21 BAD GIRLS (325) JOINT PAIN 2831 1 0 0 20 TOO OLD (327) CANE 2833 1 0 1 16 TOO OLD (327) NOT SO HOT 2830 1 0 0 16 TOO OLD (327) -LIZZIE BORDEN 2829 1 0 0 13 BAD GIRLS (325) FLATULENCE 2834 1 0 0 13 TOO OLD (327) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? POLITE BEGGAR 0 0 0 CANE 2833 481 NONE PERSONAL ADS My last fare was the Khalhums Dwarf. He didn't tip me, so I tipped him... into the harbor. If he didn't like it, too bad. I'm out of here. -- Yalo Tactsie I felt sorry for the Virginal Concubine. Talk about a dead-end job! -- Lady Chuck Aileen Wuornos -- I suppose it's the name, makes you feel tough so you act tough. Too bad, becuase it really cuts into your chance to get a date, I bet. -- Korario Really, the only thing to do with the Ruthless Jaywalker is to run him down and trample him. -- Lady Slipper P.S. You know what they say, "These slippers are made for walking...." 26 July 2010 Some managers have attempted to send personals and columns to hal, and hal has been refusing to acknowledge their content. I don't know what hal's problem is, specifically, but for best success, send PLAIN TEXT (dot txt) in the body of the email. Not attachments. Thank you. -- the Editor LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS EBAN STRANGER was devastated by VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute mismatched fight. LADY CHUCK won victory over NOBLE ASSASSIN in a action packed 1 minute Title battle. KORARIO demolished HAPPY PEASANT in a 1 minute uneven fight. LADY SLIPPER bested THE HONEST MERCHANT in a 2 minute contest. NOT SO HOT defeated TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute novice's fight. JOINT PAIN devastated TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided duel. CANE butchered POLITE BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched match. FLATULENCE handily defeated FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 1 minute uneven fight. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |AIMED BLOW 4 SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 1 - 1 83 | |SLASHING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 11 - 5 - 0 69 | |STRIKING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 8 - 4 - 0 67 | |BASHING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 15 - 8 - 0 65 | |WALL OF STEEL 1 WALL OF STEEL 6 - 4 - 0 60 | |PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 7 - 5 - 2 58 | |PARRY-STRIKE 0 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 - 1 50 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 4 - 0 20 | |LUNGING ATTACK 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | |TOTAL PARRY 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | Turn 481 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 4 AIMED BLOW STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL AIMED BLOW 3 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 1 PARRY-LUNGE 1 BASHING ATTACK TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME AIMED BLOW LADY CHUCK 2787 19 13 1 82 WAYFARERS (248) WALL OF STEEL LADY SLIPPER 2815 7 5 0 51 WAYFARERS (248) STRIKING ATTACK KORARIO 2813 8 6 0 50 WAYFARERS (248) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is LADY CHUCK 2787. The most popular warrior this turn was LADY CHUCK 2787. The ten other most popular fighters were NOT SO HOT 2830, LADY SLIPPER 2815, JOINT PAIN 2831, KORARIO 2813, CANE 2833, FLATULENCE 2834, EBAN STRANGER 2816, 0, 0, and 0. The least popular fighter this week was EBAN STRANGER 2816. The other ten least popular fighters were FLATULENCE 2834, CANE 2833, KORARIO 2813, JOINT PAIN 2831, LADY SLIPPER 2815, NOT SO HOT 2830, LADY CHUCK 2787, 0, 0, and 0.