DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/28/2010    Duedate: 01/10/2011

AMEN-TEI ARENA

DM-63    TURN-490

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SEVERIN
WAY OF THE BLADE 2 (287)
(63-2394) [9-5-2,111]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SEVERIN                        LOOKER
WAY OF THE BLADE 2 (287)       B.B. DRAG QUEENS (326)
(63-2394) [9-5-2,111]          (63-2828) [2-0-0,18]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

LADY SLIPPER                   FLATULENCE
WAYFARERS (248)                TOO OLD (327)
(63-2815) [13-8-0,88]          (63-2834) [6-1-1,52]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

TOO OLD (327)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. TOO OLD (327)               35
2. WAY OF THE BLADE 2 (287)    20      TOO OLD (327)
3. WAYFARERS (248)             17      Unchartered Team
4. B.B. DRAG QUEENS (326)       9
5. BAD GIRLS (325)              0      B.B. DRAG QUEENS (326)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 TOO OLD (327)             23   7  3 76.7   1/ 1 TOO OLD (327)             9  2 0
 2/ 3 WAY OF THE BLADE 2 (287)  44  32  8 57.9   2/ 2 WAYFARERS (248)           6  9 0
 3- 4 BAD GIRLS (325)           35  28  7 55.6   3/ 3 WAY OF THE BLADE 2 (287)  3  0 1
 4/ 2*B.B. DRAG QUEENS (326)     3   3  0 50.0   4/ 4*B.B. DRAG QUEENS (326)    3  3 0
 5/ 5 WAYFARERS (248)          758 817 17 48.1   5- 5 BAD GIRLS (325)           2  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 330): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 661): PURPLE PIG of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 661): FRISKY of F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 646): THOME of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 648): PLATE SHIFT of DIASTER (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 645): SUE CHURZ of FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 645): PASCELLA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 643): STEALTH of STEEL BLADES (Madwand, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 606): HEART of CAPTAIN PLANET (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 603): THE WAIT of THE PLAGUE (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 594): OLIVER of DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 277): TORTURING TULIP of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 489): MALUCHAI of WAY OF THE BLADE 2 (Vhagar, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 231): DANNY HEATLEY of OTTAWA SENATORS (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 546): TALISMAN SHIELDGUARD of SCARLET KNIGHTS
                                        (Armalias Skyhawk, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 330): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 661): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 661): F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 646): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 648): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 645): FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 645): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 643): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 606): OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 603): DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 594): DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 277): BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 489): TOO OLD (?, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 231): NEW YORK (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 546): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 643): STEALTH of STEEL BLADES (Madwand, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 594): OLIVER of DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 277): TORTURING TULIP of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 489): MALUCHAI of WAY OF THE BLADE 2 (Vhagar, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     I can't believe the violence in AMEN-TEI!  I still haven't told Mom I'm writing 
Spyreports.  She'd have a cow!  Well, here we go...  MVP award for SEVERIN?  WAY OF 
THE BLADE 2's proud of him after beating KORARIO and getting 20 points.  What a putz! 
MALICHAI fights so hard to be Duelmaster, then quits fighting and loses the title.  
No one said he was a genius...  Was that a tear I saw in SEVERIN's eye, as he took 
over Duelmastership?  And wasn't KORARIO fit to be tied!  Is the Duelmaster really 
being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.  The warriors of WAYFARERS must be getting lonely.  They were the 
most avoided team.  Do you guys know something that I don't?  Is there some deep dark 
secret why TOO OLD's been avoiding WAYFARERS so much?  Or is it just that they're too 
scared?  Can WAYFARERS' BUD BOLLARD be more popular than me?  He was challenged the 
most, but is that really the same?  OSTEOPOROSIS must not be a good enough fighter to 
get in fair fights.  It challenged BUD BOLLARD.  14 is a big difference.  (Well, 
that's what they tell me.) I thought OSTEOPOROSIS showed great skill and promise when 
it subdued BUD BOLLARD.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  What a bunch of heartless!  I couldn't 
believe how many people were snickering when SEVERIN killed KORARIO.  So he had a 
13-10-0, that's no excuse!  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop.  
Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SEVERIN 2394                  9   5  2   111       WAY OF THE BLADE 2 (287)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BONNIE BARROW 2798           12   6  1    94       BAD GIRLS (325)
 EBAN STRANGER 2816           13   5  0    93       WAYFARERS (248)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LADY SLIPPER 2815            13   8  0    88       WAYFARERS (248)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FLATULENCE 2834               6   1  1    52       TOO OLD (327)
-CANE 2833                     5   2  2    46       TOO OLD (327)
 OSTEOPOROSIS 2832             3   0  0    35       TOO OLD (327)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-UG 2615                       2   0  1    33       WAY OF THE BLADE 2 (287)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LOOKER 2828                   2   0  0    18       B.B. DRAG QUEENS (326)
 MEDICARE 2845                 1   1  0    13       TOO OLD (327)
 PRUNES FOR BKFST 2844         1   1  0    10       TOO OLD (327)
 BUD BOLLARD 2839              2   2  0     8       WAYFARERS (248)
 JILLIAN JACQUES 2838          1   4  1     8       WAYFARERS (248)
 ENDOWED 2826                  0   2  0     6       B.B. DRAG QUEENS (326)
-CHELSEA 2841                  1   0  0     5       BAD GIRLS (325)
 HOT 2824                      1   1  0     4       B.B. DRAG QUEENS (326)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
KORARIO 2813           13 10 0 WAYFARERS 248        SEVERIN 2394          490   
STALKING KELLORY 2835   1  4 0 WAYFARERS 248        CANE 2833             486  NOT REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Osteoporosis -- Jillian pegged it, but she didn't have all of it, you needed more
sunlight--vitamin D, you know--to help out.  And good jeans. -- Bud Bollard

Severin -- Huh, that's embarrassing.  Good fight, I guess. -- Korario

Ah, the old Veteran Mercenary.  I salute him as he is carried out on a stretcher. --
Eban Stranger

The Virginal Concubine gets no salute from me, she is much too condescending. -- Lady
Slipper

Looker -- Aren't we all, when the circumstances offer.  Of course, we may choose to
look at different things.  I have a teammate who prefers to look "upon the wine when
it is red," for instance, not that I see much wine that is not red.  Those dry
whites... eh.  Mouthwash. -- Jillian Jacques

Our congratulations to Malichai. -- Jorja and the Wayfarers

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

OSTEOPOROSIS devastated BUD BOLLARD in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched Challenge fight.
PRUNES FOR BKFST subdued HOT in a 2 minute novice's Challenge melee.
MEDICARE overpowered ENDOWED in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
LOOKER devastated JILLIAN JACQUES in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
SEVERIN savagely slew KORARIO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome Title competition.
LADY SLIPPER overpowered VETERAN MERCENARY in a 2 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
EBAN STRANGER handily defeated M. CHARDINEE in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
FLATULENCE viciously subdued THE HONEST MERCHANT in a 2 minute gruesome duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -   1 -  1      86  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         LUNGING ATTACK     7 -   3 -  1      70  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         AIMED BLOW        15 -   7 -  0      68  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         BASHING ATTACK    10 -   6 -  2      63  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -   7 -  1      61  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         TOTAL PARRY        2 -   2 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         WALL OF STEEL      8 -   9 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   5 -  1      17  |

Turn 490 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  BASHING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   SEVERIN 2394                9   5  2  111 WAY OF THE BLADE 2 (287)
AIMED BLOW       EBAN STRANGER 2816         13   5  0   93 WAYFARERS (248)
WALL OF STEEL    LADY SLIPPER 2815          13   8  0   88 WAYFARERS (248)
SLASHING ATTACK  FLATULENCE 2834             6   1  1   52 TOO OLD (327)
STRIKING ATTACK  OSTEOPOROSIS 2832           3   0  0   35 TOO OLD (327)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LADY SLIPPER 2815.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was FLATULENCE 2834.  The ten other most popular fighters were OSTEOPOROSIS 
2832, SEVERIN 2394, LADY SLIPPER 2815, PRUNES FOR BKFST 2844, EBAN STRANGER 2816, HOT 
2824, MEDICARE 2845, LOOKER 2828, BUD BOLLARD 2839, and ENDOWED 2826.

The least popular fighter this week was KORARIO 2813.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were JILLIAN JACQUES 2838, ENDOWED 2826, BUD BOLLARD 2839, LOOKER 2828, 
MEDICARE 2845, HOT 2824, EBAN STRANGER 2816, PRUNES FOR BKFST 2844, LADY SLIPPER 
2815, and SEVERIN 2394.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

MALICHAI (63-2396) WAY OF THE BLADE 2 (287)