DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/11/2011    Duedate: 01/24/2011

AMEN-TEI ARENA

DM-63    TURN-491

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

LADY SLIPPER
WAYFARERS (248)
(63-2815) [14-8-0,95]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

LADY SLIPPER                   POSITION IS EMPTY
WAYFARERS (248)                
(63-2815) [14-8-0,95]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

LADY SLIPPER                   LADY SLIPPER
WAYFARERS (248)                WAYFARERS (248)
(63-2815) [14-8-0,95]          (63-2815) [14-8-0,95]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

TOO OLD (327)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. TOO OLD (327)               28
2. BAD GIRLS (325)             17      TOO OLD (327)
3. B.B. DRAG QUEENS (326)       0      Unchartered Team
4. WAY OF THE BLADE 2 (287)     0
5. WAYFARERS (248)             -7      TREBORS (49)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 TOO OLD (327)             26   7  4 78.8   1/ 1 TOO OLD (327)             9  1 1
 2- 2 WAY OF THE BLADE 2 (287)  44  32  8 57.9   2/ 2 WAYFARERS (248)           5 10 0
 3/ 3 BAD GIRLS (325)           36  30  7 54.5   3- 3 WAY OF THE BLADE 2 (287)  3  0 1
 4- 4*B.B. DRAG QUEENS (326)     3   3  0 50.0   4- 4*B.B. DRAG QUEENS (326)    3  3 0
 5/ 5 WAYFARERS (248)          760 820 17 48.1   5/ 5 BAD GIRLS (325)           2  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 330): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 662): PURPLE PIG of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 662): FRISKY of F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 647): JULES of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 649): PINK TACO of SWEET BLISS (LHI, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 646): INDIGO of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisant, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 646): PASCELLA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 644): JACK DANIELS of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 607): RHOMBA of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisant, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 604): SYKLONE SEQUEL of THE STORM FRONT (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 595): KEELBACK of SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 278): TWO of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 490): SEVERIN of WAY OF THE BLADE 2 (Vhagar, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 231): DANNY HEATLEY of OTTAWA SENATORS (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 547): BIKINI LINE of SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 330): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 662): ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 662): F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 647): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 649): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 646): GOTTA GET A CLUE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 646): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 644): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 607): OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 604): DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 595): DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 278): BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 490): TOO OLD (?, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 231): NEW YORK (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 547): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 662): UDDER of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 662): FRISKY of F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
                          FABLE of F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 649): PINK TACO of SWEET BLISS (LHI, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 643): STEALTH of STEEL BLADES (Madwand, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 604): SYKLONE SEQUEL of THE STORM FRONT (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 594): OLIVER of DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 278): TWO of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
                (turn 277): TORTURING TULIP of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 489): MALICHAI of WAY OF THE BLADE 2 (Vhagar, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Hail AMEN-TEI!  Warriors of the arena, prepare to be praised and blamed for your 
deeds.  And let's see, OSTEOPOROSIS fought AMBITIOUS GUARD and gained 13 points and 
contributed to TOO OLD's 3-0-1.  EBAN STRANGER has lost to KUNG-FU MASTER, falling 22 
points, while helping make WAYFARERS a 2-3-0 turn.  Due to his absence and inability 
to defend the throne, SEVERIN has lost the title of Duelmaster.  We should ask LADY 
SLIPPER about the thrill of victory, and what being the new Duelmaster does for a 
warrior, she's now the one to ask.  Tell me, is nothing sacred?  I have heard from 
unimpeachable sources that The Swinging Aardvark uses trolls in their stew.  Talk 
about gristle!   
     He who challenges well, fights well.  He who avoids without cause, shall lose 
for good reasons.  My mama told me that one.  WAYFARERS has cause to stand tall, as 
they were AMEN-TEI's most avoided team.  A smart manager knows this is a team to 
beat.  And avoiding WAYFARERS more than any other team we find TOO OLD.  AMEN-TEI, 
are we going to accept, or respect this sort of thing?   
     A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once.  Wise men know this to 
be true.  We'd like to remind certain teams not to rob the graves of their enemies.  
You know who you are; and it's considered rude.   
     I like this place, AMEN-TEI, the taverns have old wine, and young serving girls. 
Who could ask for more?  It's been nice chatting with you, until we meet again, keep 
your swords sharp and your hammers heavy.  Until you see my quill in AMEN-TEI again, 
farewell-- Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LADY SLIPPER 2815            14   8  0    95       WAYFARERS (248)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SEVERIN 2394                  9   5  2   111       WAY OF THE BLADE 2 (287)
-BONNIE BARROW 2798           12   6  1    94       BAD GIRLS (325)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EBAN STRANGER 2816           13   6  0    71       WAYFARERS (248)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FLATULENCE 2834               6   1  1    52       TOO OLD (327)
 OSTEOPOROSIS 2832             4   0  0    48       TOO OLD (327)
-CANE 2833                     5   2  2    46       TOO OLD (327)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-UG 2615                       2   0  1    33       WAY OF THE BLADE 2 (287)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PRUNES FOR BKFST 2844         2   1  1    20       TOO OLD (327)
 MEDICARE 2845                 2   1  0    18       TOO OLD (327)
-LOOKER 2828                   2   0  0    18       B.B. DRAG QUEENS (326)
 CHELSEA 2841                  2   0  0    15       BAD GIRLS (325)
 BUD BOLLARD 2839              2   3  0     9       WAYFARERS (248)
 LILLY SCOOTER 2849            1   0  0     6       WAYFARERS (248)
-ENDOWED 2826                  0   2  0     6       B.B. DRAG QUEENS (326)
-HOT 2824                      1   1  0     4       B.B. DRAG QUEENS (326)
 BELLE STARR 2846              0   1  0     1       BAD GIRLS (325)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
HEIDI F. 2847           0  1 0 BAD GIRLS 325        STONE GOLEM           491  NONE
JILLIAN JACQUES 2838    1  5 1 WAYFARERS 248        PRUNES FOR BKFST 2844 491   
KORARIO 2813           13 10 0 WAYFARERS 248        SEVERIN 2394          490   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

I must admit that despite the decrepitness and agedness and incontinence of me and my
warriors, this is a fun arena.  See you later.  Time for my prunes, pills and a nap.
-- The Old Man

     The nap sounds good.

Osteoporosis -- Bah.  You've been eating too much white sugar.  Everyone knows that.
And coffee.  They corrode your bones. -- Bud Bollard
P.S.  Okay, so I don't have any hard data to back that up, all medical breakthroughs
draw scoffers at first.

Looker -- At what?  I mean, what is there to look at right now?  Just snow.  White
everywhere.  How can you dress up white?  With basic black, there are always pearls,
but white?  Nah, it's too tricky. -- Jillian Jacques

Severin -- I didn't need that. -- Ghost of Korario

Ah, Krego Dehann, the Veteran Mercenary, a fine figure of a man, and a true
gentleman. -- Lady Slipper

M. Chardinee was more generous than usual with the skills this time.  A solstice
gift, perhaps? -- Eban Stranger

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

HEIDI F. was barely slain by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
EBAN STRANGER was devastated by KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
LADY SLIPPER viciously subdued KHALHUMS DWARF in a 4 minute veteran's Title match.
OSTEOPOROSIS devastated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
JILLIAN JACQUES was murdered by PRUNES FOR BKFST in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
BUD BOLLARD was viciously subdued by MEDICARE in a 4 minute brutal amateur's fight.
CHELSEA devastated FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
BELLE STARR was overcome by LILLY SCOOTER in a 3 minute beginner's melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK    5 -   2 -  1      71  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         LUNGING ATTACK     8 -   4 -  1      67  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         AIMED BLOW        13 -   7 -  0      65  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         STRIKING ATTACK   12 -   7 -  1      63  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         BASHING ATTACK    10 -   6 -  2      63  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         WALL OF STEEL      8 -   9 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         TOTAL PARRY        2 -   3 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   6 -  1      14  |

Turn 491 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    LADY SLIPPER 2815          14   8  0   95 WAYFARERS (248)
AIMED BLOW       EBAN STRANGER 2816         13   6  0   71 WAYFARERS (248)
STRIKING ATTACK  OSTEOPOROSIS 2832           4   0  0   48 TOO OLD (327)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LADY SLIPPER 2815.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was LADY SLIPPER 2815.  The ten other most popular fighters were MEDICARE 2845, 
BELLE STARR 2846, HEIDI F. 2847, LILLY SCOOTER 2849, OSTEOPOROSIS 2832, PRUNES FOR 
BKFST 2844, CHELSEA 2841, EBAN STRANGER 2816, JILLIAN JACQUES 2838, and BUD BOLLARD 
2839.

The least popular fighter this week was BUD BOLLARD 2839.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were JILLIAN JACQUES 2838, EBAN STRANGER 2816, CHELSEA 2841, PRUNES 
FOR BKFST 2844, OSTEOPOROSIS 2832, LILLY SCOOTER 2849, HEIDI F. 2847, BELLE STARR 
2846, MEDICARE 2845, and LADY SLIPPER 2815.