DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 01/25/2011 Duedate: 02/07/2011
AMEN-TEI ARENA
DM-63 TURN-492
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
LADY SLIPPER
WAYFARERS (248)
(63-2815) [15-8-0,97]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
LADY SLIPPER SLITHER
WAYFARERS (248) SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328)
(63-2815) [15-8-0,97] (63-2852) [1-0-0,11]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
LADY SLIPPER CANE
WAYFARERS (248) TOO OLD (327)
(63-2815) [15-8-0,97] (63-2833) [6-2-2,54]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
TOO OLD (327)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. BAD GIRLS (325) 40
2. WAYFARERS (248) 31 TOO OLD (327)
3. SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328) 11 Unchartered Team
4. TOO OLD (327) 8
5. WAY OF THE BLADE 2 (287) 0 SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0*SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328) 1 0 0 100 1/ 1 TOO OLD (327) 10 1 1
2/ 1 TOO OLD (327) 29 8 4 78.4 2/ 2 WAYFARERS (248) 7 8 0
3- 2 WAY OF THE BLADE 2 (287) 44 32 8 57.9 3/ 5 BAD GIRLS (325) 3 3 0
4/ 3 BAD GIRLS (325) 38 31 7 55.1 4- 3 WAY OF THE BLADE 2 (287) 1 0 1
5- 4*B.B. DRAG QUEENS (326) 3 3 0 50.0 5/ 0*SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328) 1 0 0
6/ 5 WAYFARERS (248) 763 822 17 48.1 6- 4*B.B. DRAG QUEENS (326) 1 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 331): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 663): PURPLE PIG of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 663): TIPPI TURTLE of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 648): JULES of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 650): EARTH QUAKE of DISASTER (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 647): THE LEAD PIPE of GOTTA GET A CLUE (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 647): PASCELLA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 645): JACK DANIELS of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 608): RHOMBA of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisant, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 605): THE WAIT of THE PLAGUE (Reaper, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 596): KEELBACK of SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 278): TWO of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 491): LADY SLIPPER of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 232): PANAMA OATS of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 548): GOKU of DRAGONBALL Z (Armalias Skyhawk, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 331): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 663): ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 663): F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 648): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 650): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 647): THE MIDDLE WAY 7 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 647): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 645): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 608): OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 605): DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 596): DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 278): BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 491): TOO OLD (?, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 232): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 548): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 331): INDIOR LANDIS of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 662): UDDER of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 662): FRISKY of F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
FABLE of F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 649): PINK TACO of SWEET BLISS (LHI, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 604): SYKLONE SEQUEL of THE STORM FRONT (Storm Lord, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 278): TWO of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
(turn 277): TORTURING TULIP of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
I was concerned when I found I was to face Gorlok Bonecrusher, the Khalhums
Dwarf. He's tough, and he doesn't have a drop of chivalry in him. But I can lay to
rest the rumor that dwarves have no blood ("you can't get blood from a stone," etc.).
Gorlok had plenty, and it was all over the place. He did not yield easily. I salute
him.
Lady Slipper
SPY REPORT
Good day, friends and fiends, welcome to your friendly neighborhood spyreport.
I doubt AMEN-TEI will ever be the same. And let's see, LUCY BORDEN fought PRUNES FOR
BKFST and gained 21 points and contributed to BAD GIRLS' 2-1-0. PRUNES FOR BKFST has
lost to LUCY BORDEN, falling 11 points, while helping make TOO OLD a 3-1-0 turn. The
attempts to dethrone the Duelmaster have failed, and LADY SLIPPER remains AMEN-TEI's
top warrior for another turn. Can someone confirm a rumor for me? I hear the top
team makes their losing fighters do dishes at The Welcome Wench until they win.
Maybe?
I tell you, a green quarterstaff lasts longer than a seasoned sapling. A basher
friend of mine assures me this is true. I also notice that the WAYFARERS stable was
the most avoided team this turn. Come on AMEN-TEI, what are you afraid of? And
guess who avoided WAYFARERS stable the most? Believe it or not, it was TOO OLD.
Anyone surprised?
The Dark Arena is for those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace.
Dignity in life or death is the warrior's creed. Is it really true that AMEN-TEI has
more dishwashers per capita that fighters? Just thought I'd ask...
Thought for the day, a new sword shines bright, but the notched sword sings the
sweetest. Always good to rest in AMEN-TEI, but never good to wear out my welcome.
Look for me in future turns. Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to paper--
Alarond the Scribe
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LADY SLIPPER 2815 15 8 0 97 WAYFARERS (248)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SEVERIN 2394 9 5 2 111 WAY OF THE BLADE 2 (287)
-BONNIE BARROW 2798 12 6 1 94 BAD GIRLS (325)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
EBAN STRANGER 2816 14 6 0 86 WAYFARERS (248)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FLATULENCE 2834 7 1 1 56 TOO OLD (327)
OSTEOPOROSIS 2832 5 0 0 55 TOO OLD (327)
CANE 2833 6 2 2 54 TOO OLD (327)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-UG 2615 2 0 1 33 WAY OF THE BLADE 2 (287)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LUCY BORDEN 2850 1 0 0 21 BAD GIRLS (325)
CHELSEA 2841 3 0 0 19 BAD GIRLS (325)
-MEDICARE 2845 2 1 0 18 TOO OLD (327)
-LOOKER 2828 2 0 0 18 B.B. DRAG QUEENS (326)
LILLY SCOOTER 2849 2 0 0 18 WAYFARERS (248)
SLITHER 2852 1 0 0 11 SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328)
BUD BOLLARD 2839 2 4 0 10 WAYFARERS (248)
PRUNES FOR BKFST 2844 2 2 1 9 TOO OLD (327)
-ENDOWED 2826 0 2 0 6 B.B. DRAG QUEENS (326)
-HOT 2824 1 1 0 4 B.B. DRAG QUEENS (326)
COCO SWEET 2851 0 1 0 1 WAYFARERS (248)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
BELLE STARR 2846 0 2 0 BAD GIRLS 325 ARENAMASTER MALA 492 NONE
JILLIAN JACQUES 2838 1 5 1 WAYFARERS 248 PRUNES FOR BKFST 2844 491
KORARIO 2813 13 10 0 WAYFARERS 248 SEVERIN 2394 490
PERSONAL ADS
The Kung-Fu Master. I never did get along with him. Always jumping out at me and
yelling. -- Eban Stranger
Prunes for Breakfast -- Proof, if any is needed, that this is not a good idea. --
Ghost of Jillian Jacques
Medicare -- They tell me it's better than no health insurance. -- Bud Bollard
Belle Starr -- Well, someone had to lose. Better you than me. -- Lilly Scooter
P.S. Cool! I get to be an orc. Orc women have really big, um, frontage. I was
hoping for that, having been skinny as a kid.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BELLE STARR was butchered by ARENAMASTER MALAKOEL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
LADY SLIPPER won victory over KUNG-FU MASTER in a action packed 1 minute Title battle.
EBAN STRANGER demolished VIRGINAL CONCUBINE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
OSTEOPOROSIS devastated HAPPY PEASANT in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
CANE savagely defeated RUTHLESS JAYWALKER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody match.
FLATULENCE won victory over THE HONEST MERCHANT in a 1 minute fight.
BUD BOLLARD was bested by CHELSEA in a 1 minute bloody match.
PRUNES FOR BKFST was handily defeated by LUCY BORDEN in a 1 minute uneven fight.
LILLY SCOOTER vanquished POLITE BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven duel.
SLITHER vanquished COCO SWEET in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 4 SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 2 - 1 71 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 13 - 7 - 0 65 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 13 - 7 - 1 65 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 9 - 5 - 1 64 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 10 - 7 - 2 59 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 - 0 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 WALL OF STEEL 8 - 8 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 TOTAL PARRY 2 - 4 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 6 - 1 14 |
Turn 492 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 3 STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL
AIMED BLOW 3 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL LADY SLIPPER 2815 15 8 0 97 WAYFARERS (248)
AIMED BLOW EBAN STRANGER 2816 14 6 0 86 WAYFARERS (248)
SLASHING ATTACK FLATULENCE 2834 7 1 1 56 TOO OLD (327)
STRIKING ATTACK OSTEOPOROSIS 2832 5 0 0 55 TOO OLD (327)
BASHING ATTACK CANE 2833 6 2 2 54 TOO OLD (327)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is LADY SLIPPER 2815. The most popular warrior this
turn was CANE 2833. The ten other most popular fighters were LADY SLIPPER 2815,
FLATULENCE 2834, CHELSEA 2841, EBAN STRANGER 2816, OSTEOPOROSIS 2832, LUCY BORDEN
2850, LILLY SCOOTER 2849, SLITHER 2852, BELLE STARR 2846, and BUD BOLLARD 2839.
The least popular fighter this week was COCO SWEET 2851. The other ten least popular
fighters were PRUNES FOR BKFST 2844, BUD BOLLARD 2839, BELLE STARR 2846, SLITHER
2852, LILLY SCOOTER 2849, LUCY BORDEN 2850, OSTEOPOROSIS 2832, EBAN STRANGER 2816,
CHELSEA 2841, and FLATULENCE 2834.
FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY XLVI
PRIMUS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
WEIRD HEAD BOY 2216 (99-57-1) 5 3 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 2
ADM TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
DIMAGGIO 2705 (31-19-0) 0 3 0 1949 YANKEES
CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
CLE 2623 (13-10-0) 3 3 0 UN
ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SEVERIN 2394 (9-5-2) 2 3 0 WAY OF THE BLADE 2
INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
CANE 2833 (5-2-2) 2 3 0 TOO OLD
OSTEOPOROSIS 2832 (4-0-0) 2 3 0 TOO OLD
FLATULENCE 2834 (6-1-1) 1 3 0 TOO OLD
APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
MEDICARE 2845 (2-1-0) 3 3 0 TOO OLD
ENDOWED 2826 (0-2-0) 0 3 0 B.B. DRAG QUEENS
ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
OMAR 2848 (0-0-0) 2 2 0 DEAD WAY OF THE BLADE 2