DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/08/2011    Duedate: 03/21/2011

AMEN-TEI ARENA

DM-63    TURN-495

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

LADY SLIPPER
WAYFARERS (248)
(63-2815) [17-9-1,109]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

LADY SLIPPER                   SLITHER
WAYFARERS (248)                SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328)
(63-2815) [17-9-1,109]         (63-2852) [3-1-2,26]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

LADY SLIPPER                   SLITHER
WAYFARERS (248)                SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328)
(63-2815) [17-9-1,109]         (63-2852) [3-1-2,26]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

TOO OLD (327)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. TOO OLD (327)               33
2. BAD GIRLS (325)             15      TOO OLD (327)
3. WAYFARERS (248)             15      Unchartered Team
4. SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328)     10
                                       SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 TOO OLD (327)             41  11  5 78.8   1/ 1 TOO OLD (327)            12  3 1
 2/ 2*SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328)    3   1  2 75.0   2/ 3 BAD GIRLS (325)           5  2 0
 3/ 4 BAD GIRLS (325)           43  33  7 56.6   3/ 0 WAYFARERS (248)           5  8 1
 4/ 0 WAYFARERS (248)          768 830 18 48.1   4/ 4*SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328)   2  1 2

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 332): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 666): PURPLE PIG of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 666): TIPPI TURTLE of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 651): JULES of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 653): PLATE SHIFT of DISASTER (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 650): THE LEAD PIPE of GOTTA GET A CLUE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 650): PASCELLA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 648): HERR HAGEDORN of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 611): HEARING AID of OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 608): NPYD of FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 599): SERPENTITO of SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 280): HOT STUFF of PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 494): LADY SLIPPER of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 233): PANAMA OATS of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 551): PERFECT SNOTLING of SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 332): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 666): ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 666): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 651): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 653): DISASTER (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 650): ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 650): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 648): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 611): OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 608): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 599): SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 280): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 494): TOO OLD (?, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 233): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 551): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 331): INDIOR LANDIS of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 665): TIRLA DANCER of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 651): EARTH QUAKE of DISASTER (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 647): MOONDOG of RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Obviously, the crowd loves me, and who can blame them?  I'm lovable.  Even
Gorlok Bonecrusher, the Khalhums Dwarf, loves me.  I wasn't really "savage" with him,
you know, that was all theater.  Gorlon's the sweetest man you could hope to meet.
Well, unless you're an elf.  He doesn't seem to care much for elves.  But then,
neither do I, so this isn't a problem between us.

                                    Lady Slipper

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, AMEN-TEI?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed 
to see LADY JANE win a fight and gain 16 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, BUD BOLLARD 
beat CHELSEA and CHELSEA lost 10 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  And if variety 
is the spice of life, AMEN-TEI may be getting bland, as LADY SLIPPER stays top dog in 
the city.  The Dripping Blade, humph!  I've tasted better ale at mortuaries.  Where 
do they get this stuff?  From AMEN-TEI's trash dumps?   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.  BAD 
GIRLS, I suppose you'll be glad to know you were this turn's most avoided team.  Care 
to know who is the most afraid of you?  And who led the way in this mass act of 
cowardice?  Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It was TOO OLD.  Ha ha ha ha!  LILLY 
SCOOTER was challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster.  Now was the DM 
insulted or feared?  Heh, heh.   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  And now a passing thought on a warrior dying young 
(OSTEOPOROSIS of TOO OLD):  You had your chance and now you're dead.  Oh well...  
Seriously now, is it really honorable for LADY SLIPPER from WAYFARERS to kill 
OSTEOPOROSIS and give TOO OLD the chance to bloodfeud?  Mmmm, could be.  Honor is 
like a chainmail shirt, it only shines through use.  Certain nameless cowards will 
doubtless rebuke me on this one.   
     What does the AMEN-TEI arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Phlllt!  Just had to do that 
before I leave the fine city of AMEN-TEI.  I feel much better now.  I see the crowds 
are getting restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LADY SLIPPER 2815            17   9  1   109       WAYFARERS (248)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BONNIE BARROW 2798           13   6  1   106       BAD GIRLS (325)
 FLATULENCE 2834              10   1  1    91       TOO OLD (327)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CANE 2833                     9   2  3    81       TOO OLD (327)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EBAN STRANGER 2816           14   9  0    59       WAYFARERS (248)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MEDICARE 2845                 5   1  0    41       TOO OLD (327)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LUCY BORDEN 2850              3   1  0    32       BAD GIRLS (325)
 BUD BOLLARD 2839              4   5  0    29       WAYFARERS (248)
 SLITHER 2852                  3   1  2    26       SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LILLY SCOOTER 2849            3   2  0    18       WAYFARERS (248)
 CHELSEA 2841                  4   1  0    17       BAD GIRLS (325)
 LADY JANE 2857                1   0  0    16       BAD GIRLS (325)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
OSTEOPOROSIS 2832       7  1 0 TOO OLD 327          LADY SLIPPER 2815     495   
PRUNES FOR BKFST 2844   3  4 1 TOO OLD 327          SLITHER 2852          495   
COCO SWEET 2851         0  2 0 WAYFARERS 248        SLITHER 2852          493   
JILLIAN JACQUES 2838    1  5 1 WAYFARERS 248        PRUNES FOR BKFST 2844 491  NOT REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Flatulence -- Gah!  What did you do, eat nothing but beans for two weeks?  Poison gas
attack! -- Eban Stranger

Chelsea -- See if I ever ask YOU out on a date again!  Damned vicious, bloody
broad.... -- Bud Bollard

Silly Trustworthy Scribe!  He forgot where he was, trusted me not to attack him...
ha!  Like I was going to stand there and look dumb until he got around to attacking
ME?  As if! -- Lilly Scooter

Cane -- We salute your wholly justified handling of the Ruthless Jaywalker.  A bad
person through and through! -- the Wayfarers

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MEDICARE devastated LILLY SCOOTER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
PRUNES FOR BKFST was dispatched by SLITHER in a 1 minute Challenge battle.
LADY SLIPPER killed OSTEOPOROSIS in a 2 minute gruesome Title fight.
CANE devastated NOBLE ASSASSIN in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
FLATULENCE overpowered EBAN STRANGER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
CHELSEA was bested by BUD BOLLARD in a 2 minute duel.
LUCY BORDEN overpowered TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
LADY JANE devastated POLITE BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -   1 -  0      88  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         STRIKING ATTACK   17 -   7 -  0      71  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         LUNGING ATTACK    10 -   5 -  1      67  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK    13 -   7 -  3      65  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         WALL OF STEEL      7 -   6 -  1      54  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         AIMED BLOW        10 -  11 -  2      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         TOTAL PARRY        4 -   5 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   6 -  1      14  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 495 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  2         3  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    LADY SLIPPER 2815          17   9  1  109 WAYFARERS (248)
SLASHING ATTACK  FLATULENCE 2834            10   1  1   91 TOO OLD (327)
BASHING ATTACK   CANE 2833                   9   2  3   81 TOO OLD (327)
AIMED BLOW       EBAN STRANGER 2816         14   9  0   59 WAYFARERS (248)
STRIKING ATTACK  MEDICARE 2845               5   1  0   41 TOO OLD (327)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LADY SLIPPER 2815.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was OSTEOPOROSIS 2832.  The ten other most popular fighters were SLITHER 2852, 
CHELSEA 2841, LADY JANE 2857, MEDICARE 2845, LADY SLIPPER 2815, CANE 2833, FLATULENCE 
2834, LUCY BORDEN 2850, PRUNES FOR BKFST 2844, and BUD BOLLARD 2839.

The least popular fighter this week was EBAN STRANGER 2816.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were LILLY SCOOTER 2849, BUD BOLLARD 2839, PRUNES FOR BKFST 2844, 
LUCY BORDEN 2850, FLATULENCE 2834, CANE 2833, LADY SLIPPER 2815, MEDICARE 2845, LADY 
JANE 2857, and CHELSEA 2841.