DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/22/2011    Duedate: 04/04/2011

AMEN-TEI ARENA

DM-63    TURN-496

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BONNIE BARROW
BAD GIRLS (325)
(63-2798) [14-6-1,121]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BONNIE BARROW                  SLITHER
BAD GIRLS (325)                SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328)
(63-2798) [14-6-1,121]         (63-2852) [3-2-2,21]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BONNIE BARROW                  BONNIE BARROW
BAD GIRLS (325)                BAD GIRLS (325)
(63-2798) [14-6-1,121]         (63-2798) [14-6-1,121]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

TOO OLD (327)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BAD GIRLS (325)             36
2. WAYFARERS (248)             19      TOO OLD (327)
3. SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328)     -5      Unchartered Team
4. TOO OLD (327)               -6
                                       SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 TOO OLD (327)             42  12  5 77.8   1/ 1 TOO OLD (327)             8  4 1
 2/ 2*SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328)    3   2  2 60.0   2/ 2 BAD GIRLS (325)           7  1 1
 3/ 3 BAD GIRLS (325)           46  33  8 58.2   3/ 3 WAYFARERS (248)           7  5 1
 4/ 4 WAYFARERS (248)          771 831 18 48.1   4/ 4*SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328)   1  2 1

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 333): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 667): PURPLE PIG of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 667): CLOWN of HIGH SCHOOL PROM (JE, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 652): JULES of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 654): PLATE SHIFT of DISASTER (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 651): THE LEAD PIPE of GOTTA GET A CLUE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 651): PASCELLA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 649): HERR HAGEDORN of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 612): HEARING AID of OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 609): MARLIN REEVE of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 600): SERPENTITO of SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 280): HOT STUFF of PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 485): LADY SLIPPER of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 234): PANAMA OATS of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 552): PERFECT SNOTLING of SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 333): Z GLADIATORS (The Z Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 667): ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 667): F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 652): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 654): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 651): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 651): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 649): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 612): OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 609): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 600): SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 280): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 495): TOO OLD (?, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 234): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 552): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 333): KERBIN NOTTS of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 667): BROWN BEAR of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 652): JULES of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 651): THE LEAD PIPE of GOTTA GET A CLUE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 649): HERR HAGEDORN of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     I'm sure I regret your death, Osteoporosis, but it is just as surely your own
fault.  Not enough milk, not enough sunshine, too many fizzy drinks.  Once the bones
started to crumble under my blows (only normal damange, too!), it was a done deal.

                                    Lady Slipper

                                      SPY REPORT

     Good day, friends and fiends, welcome to your friendly neighborhood spyreport.  
I doubt AMEN-TEI will ever be the same.  The BAD GIRLS guild has had a 3-0-1 turn and 
deserves to be watched in the future.  You never know where this kind of thing can 
lead.  And let's see, EBAN STRANGER fought CANE and gained 21 points and contributed 
to WAYFARERS' 3-1-0.  CANE has lost to EBAN STRANGER, falling 14 points, while 
helping make TOO OLD a 1-1-0 turn.  Well done, AMEN-TEI, the Duelmaster was this 
turn's most challenged warrior.  Perhaps LADY SLIPPER is not as thrilled, being 
challenged 2 times.  BONNIE BARROW challenged for the Duelmastership this turn, 
attempting to dethrone WAYFARERS' warrior.  And not without some honor, BONNIE BARROW 
now claims the title and throne of Duelmaster of AMEN-TEI.  By the way, was that our 
Duelmaster that I saw last night, cramped under the table at The Warty Toad?   
     I tell you, a green quarterstaff lasts longer than a seasoned sapling.  A basher 
friend of mine assures me this is true.  BAD GIRLS has cause to stand tall, as they 
were AMEN-TEI's most avoided team.  A smart manager knows this is a team to beat.  
And guess who avoided BAD GIRLS stable the most?  Believe it or not, it was TOO OLD.  
Anyone surprised?   
     We only live a short time in this world, so why not take a sharp blade, and 
shave it close?  Is it really true that AMEN-TEI has more dishwashers per capita that 
fighters?  Just thought I'd ask...   
     I like this place, AMEN-TEI, the taverns have old wine, and young serving girls. 
Who could ask for more?  Well, I'm burning daylight here in AMEN-TEI and I've a long 
road ahead of me.  Happy Trails.  Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to paper-- 
Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BONNIE BARROW 2798           14   6  1   121       BAD GIRLS (325)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FLATULENCE 2834              11   1  1    99       TOO OLD (327)
 LADY SLIPPER 2815            17  10  1    92       WAYFARERS (248)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EBAN STRANGER 2816           15   9  0    80       WAYFARERS (248)
 CANE 2833                     9   3  3    67       TOO OLD (327)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MEDICARE 2845                 5   1  0    41       TOO OLD (327)
 BUD BOLLARD 2839              5   5  0    37       WAYFARERS (248)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHELSEA 2841                  5   1  0    33       BAD GIRLS (325)
-LUCY BORDEN 2850              3   1  0    32       BAD GIRLS (325)
 LILLY SCOOTER 2849            4   2  0    25       WAYFARERS (248)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SLITHER 2852                  3   2  2    21       SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328)
 LADY JANE 2857                2   0  1    21       BAD GIRLS (325)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
POLITE BEGGAR           0  0 0                      LADY JANE 2857        496  NONE
OSTEOPOROSIS 2832       7  1 0 TOO OLD 327          LADY SLIPPER 2815     495   
PRUNES FOR BKFST 2844   3  4 1 TOO OLD 327          SLITHER 2852          495   
COCO SWEET 2851         0  2 0 WAYFARERS 248        SLITHER 2852          493   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Medicare -- Yes, that paperwork really does me in. -- Lilly Scooter

Flatulence -- Yeesh!  Glad that was fast. -- Eban Stranger

Chelsea -- I do love a bad girl! -- Bud Bollard

18 March 11
All -- Be aware of the comeback of the Cajun and his stables of gladiators!  Just
sayin' -- The Cajun

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BONNIE BARROW devastated LADY SLIPPER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
CHELSEA handily defeated SLITHER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
FLATULENCE devastated KHALHUMS DWARF in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
CANE was defeated by EBAN STRANGER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
BUD BOLLARD bested HAPPY PEASANT in a 6 minute duel.
LILLY SCOOTER overpowered SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
LADY JANE delivered the death blow upon POLITE BEGGAR in a 2 minute competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       3         SLASHING ATTACK    8 -   1 -  0      89  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         LUNGING ATTACK    12 -   5 -  1      71  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         STRIKING ATTACK   16 -   7 -  0      70  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK    13 -   8 -  3      62  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         AIMED BLOW        12 -  11 -  2      52  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         TOTAL PARRY        5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         WALL OF STEEL      6 -   6 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   6 -  0       0  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 496 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   BONNIE BARROW 2798         14   6  1  121 BAD GIRLS (325)
SLASHING ATTACK  FLATULENCE 2834            11   1  1   99 TOO OLD (327)
WALL OF STEEL    LADY SLIPPER 2815          17  10  1   92 WAYFARERS (248)
AIMED BLOW       EBAN STRANGER 2816         15   9  0   80 WAYFARERS (248)
BASHING ATTACK   CANE 2833                   9   3  3   67 TOO OLD (327)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BONNIE BARROW 2798.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was BONNIE BARROW 2798.  The ten other most popular fighters were CHELSEA 2841, 
EBAN STRANGER 2816, LADY JANE 2857, FLATULENCE 2834, SLITHER 2852, CANE 2833, LILLY 
SCOOTER 2849, LADY SLIPPER 2815, BUD BOLLARD 2839, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was BUD BOLLARD 2839.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were LADY SLIPPER 2815, LILLY SCOOTER 2849, CANE 2833, SLITHER 2852, 
FLATULENCE 2834, LADY JANE 2857, EBAN STRANGER 2816, CHELSEA 2841, BONNIE BARROW 
2798, and  0.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

BONNIE BARROW (63-2798) BAD GIRLS (325)
LADY SLIPPER (63-2815) WAYFARERS (248)
EBAN STRANGER (63-2816) WAYFARERS (248)