DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 04/19/2011 Duedate: 05/02/2011
AMEN-TEI ARENA
DM-63 TURN-498
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
FLATULENCE
TOO OLD (327)
(63-2834) [12-1-2,101]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
FLATULENCE SLITHER
TOO OLD (327) SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328)
(63-2834) [12-1-2,101] (63-2852) [5-2-2,44]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
FLATULENCE FLATULENCE
TOO OLD (327) TOO OLD (327)
(63-2834) [12-1-2,101] (63-2834) [12-1-2,101]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
WAYFARERS (248)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. WAYFARERS (248) 44
2. TOO OLD (327) 30 TOO OLD (327)
3. SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328) 11 Unchartered Team
4. BAD GIRLS (325) 4
SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 TOO OLD (327) 45 14 6 76.3 1/ 2 WAYFARERS (248) 8 6 0
2/ 2*SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328) 5 2 2 71.4 2/ 1 BAD GIRLS (325) 6 3 2
3/ 3 BAD GIRLS (325) 49 36 9 57.6 3/ 3 TOO OLD (327) 4 3 1
4/ 4 WAYFARERS (248) 776 836 18 48.1 4/ 4*SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328) 2 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
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TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 334): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 669): ARTHUR DENT of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 669): FOIN of F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 654): ASP of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisant, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 656): PLATE SHIFT of DISASTER (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 653): TOL VORAM of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 653): BAKED FRATSFA of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 651): QUEEN of ANGRY BEES (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 614): HEARING AID of OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 611): MARLIN REEVE of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 602): KEELBACK of SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 281): DESPAIR of DRAGON GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 497): BUD BOLLARD of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 235): PANAMA OATS of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 554): PERFECT SNOTLING of SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (Manager, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 334): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 669): THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 669): F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 654): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 656): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 653): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 653): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 651): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 614): OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 611): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 602): SERPENT'S HOLD (KhisantH, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 281): THE ORDER (Torak, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 497): BAD GIRLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 235): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 554): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 333): KERBIN NOTTS of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 669): ARTHUR DENT of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 668): TIPPI TURTLE of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 653): TOL VORAM of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
URBIN YATES of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 653): OVAELLA JUNE of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 650): MOPT of RANDOM (?, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 611): MARLIN REEVE of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 281): DESPAIR of DRAGON GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 496): BONNIE BARROW of BAD GIRLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
LADY SLIPPER of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
EBAN STRANGER of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 235): PANAMA OATS of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
I suppose it's true that you're a "bad girl," Chelsea, but I *like* bad girls.
They're more fun.
Bud Bollard
SPY REPORT
The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon AMEN-TEI, for
I, Novgorodny Vir, have returned! The boys at BAD GIRLS left the arena dejected,
after being kicked out of the top spot by WAYFARERS. Good show! Practice pays for
LUCY BORDEN, who pummelled MEDICARE, to pocket 24 points. A certain someone should
cut down on the drinking and practice more, after losing 12 points to VARICOSE VEIN.
(Discrete enough, LADY JANE?) BUD BOLLARD found out being AMEN-TEI's Duelmaster isn't
all nuts and berries, receiving 2 challenges! The arena was more crowded than usual
this time, as FLATULENCE faced AMEN-TEI's Duelmaster. The Duelmaster is dead. Long
live the next one. TOO OLD is ecstatic as FLATULENCE becomes top dog. Word has it
one team in AMEN-TEI is taking speech lessons to try to bore their opponent to death.
I'll bet it works.
So much to report, so little time! To quell some nasty rumors, the guys in
WAYFARERS are not carrying any incurable diseases. No need to avoid 'em. As a woman
of good breeding scorns the "warriors" of BAD GIRLS, so did that sorry team shy from
WAYFARERS
Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.
More than one waitress at The Swinging Aardvark was spilling more drinks than usual
last week, as MEDICARE's early demise became known. What will TOO OLD do??? Ask not
a spymaster for counsel, for he will pontificate long after you have fallen into an
unconscious stupor.
Do not think spyreporting in AMEN-TEI is the highlight of my life. My fingers
tire and I fear my incessant prattling may cause unfair judgement upon my impeccable
character. Like a mixed metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I now bid AMEN-TEI
farewell-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FLATULENCE 2834 12 1 2 101 TOO OLD (327)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CANE 2833 10 3 3 81 TOO OLD (327)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LUCY BORDEN 2850 4 1 1 56 BAD GIRLS (325)
SLITHER 2852 5 2 2 44 SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LILLY SCOOTER 2849 5 3 0 24 WAYFARERS (248)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CHELSEA 2841 5 3 0 22 BAD GIRLS (325)
VARICOSE VEIN 2859 1 0 0 20 TOO OLD (327)
DEMO DERBY 2863 1 0 0 15 WAYFARERS (248)
LADY JANE 2857 3 1 1 11 BAD GIRLS (325)
MISS PASSIN' 2860 1 1 0 9 WAYFARERS (248)
HOONOES WARE 2862 0 1 0 1 WAYFARERS (248)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
MEDICARE 2845 5 2 0 TOO OLD 327 LUCY BORDEN 2850 498
PRUNES FOR BKFST 2844 3 4 1 TOO OLD 327 SLITHER 2852 495
STRETCH MARK 2858 0 1 0 TOO OLD 327 SPYMASTER 498 NONE
BUD BOLLARD 2839 6 6 0 WAYFARERS 248 FLATULENCE 2834 498
PERSONAL ADS
Ms. Barrow -- You are unfriendly. I will not travel with you. In fact, I think I'll
stay here and open a boarding house. -- Lady Slipper
Noble Assassin? As if! -- Eban Stranger
Slither -- Well, at least I *survived* an encounter with you. That's more than many
can say. -- Lilly Scooter
Lady Jane -- It doesn't do any good to show ME how "slim" you are. I don't have the
patience for that kind of nonsense. -- Miss Passin'
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
STRETCH MARK was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
FLATULENCE viciously butchered BUD BOLLARD in a 3 minute Challenge Title duel.
CHELSEA was demolished by SLITHER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
CANE devastated M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
MEDICARE was assassinated by LUCY BORDEN in a 1 minute bloody mismatched match.
LILLY SCOOTER vanquished FRATSFAN NOBLE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
LADY JANE was savagely defeated by VARICOSE VEIN in a 2 minute gory amateur's brawl.
MISS PASSIN' overcame FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 1 minute beginner's melee.
HOONOES WARE was vanquished by FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
DEMO DERBY vanquished POLITE BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 1 - 1 89 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 STRIKING ATTACK 15 - 6 - 1 71 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 13 - 6 - 1 68 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 14 - 7 - 3 67 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 15 - 12 - 2 56 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 - 0 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 WALL OF STEEL 6 - 7 - 1 46 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 TOTAL PARRY 4 - 6 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 3 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 498 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 BASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 3 AIMED BLOW
AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK FLATULENCE 2834 12 1 2 101 TOO OLD (327)
BASHING ATTACK CANE 2833 10 3 3 81 TOO OLD (327)
STRIKING ATTACK LUCY BORDEN 2850 4 1 1 56 BAD GIRLS (325)
AIMED BLOW SLITHER 2852 5 2 2 44 SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is FLATULENCE 2834. The most popular warrior this turn
was FLATULENCE 2834. The ten other most popular fighters were VARICOSE VEIN 2859,
SLITHER 2852, CANE 2833, LUCY BORDEN 2850, LILLY SCOOTER 2849, MISS PASSIN' 2860, BUD
BOLLARD 2839, LADY JANE 2857, DEMO DERBY 2863, and STRETCH MARK 2858.
The least popular fighter this week was HOONOES WARE 2862. The other ten least
popular fighters were MEDICARE 2845, CHELSEA 2841, STRETCH MARK 2858, DEMO DERBY
2863, LADY JANE 2857, BUD BOLLARD 2839, MISS PASSIN' 2860, LILLY SCOOTER 2849, LUCY
BORDEN 2850, and CANE 2833.
MAIL-IN TOURNEY LI
PRIMUS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
WEIRD HEAD BOY 2216 (99-58-1) 4 3 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 2
ADM TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
DERWEAR 2619 (18-16-0) 1 3 0 UN
CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
BONNIE BARROW 2798 (14-6-1) 4 3 0 BAD GIRLS
APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
LUCY BORDEN 2850 (3-1-0) 7 3 0 BAD GIRLS
ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
CLEOPATRA 2840 (0-0-0) 5 3 0 BAD GIRLS
SLIMY 2854 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 SERPENTS HOLD 113
CHALLENGERS FOOL TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
CLE 2623 (13-10-0) 0 3 0 UN
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
JAVA THE HUTT (11-7084) COFFEE WARS (608)
ACE FREHLEY (47-3669) ROYAL FLUSH (48)
PUSSY GALORE (82-9062) ROYAL FELINES (1334)
IMMACULATE (82-35293) SUPERIOR FORCES 4503 (5814)
FAT PANTS (82-39862) HAPPY HOLIDAYS (6631)
TROUE BIDE (82-46080) SACS DE SABLE 3 (7727)
MAD MAX (82-56014) THE WILLBURYS 77 (9435)
CALEB (84-2901) OF WOLF & MAN 5 (573)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes