DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/03/2011    Duedate: 05/16/2011

AMEN-TEI ARENA

DM-63    TURN-499

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

FLATULENCE
TOO OLD (327)
(63-2834) [13-1-2,103]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

FLATULENCE                     SLITHER
TOO OLD (327)                  SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328)
(63-2834) [13-1-2,103]         (63-2852) [6-2-2,50]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

FLATULENCE                     LADY JANE
TOO OLD (327)                  BAD GIRLS (325)
(63-2834) [13-1-2,103]         (63-2857) [3-2-1,12]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WAYFARERS (248)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WAYFARERS (248)             25
2. TOO OLD (327)               17      TOO OLD (327)
3. BAD GIRLS (325)             11      Unchartered Team
4. SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328)      6
                                       SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 TOO OLD (327)             48  14  6 77.4   1/ 1 WAYFARERS (248)           8  7 0
 2/ 2*SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328)    6   2  2 75.0   2/ 3 TOO OLD (327)             6  2 1
 3/ 3 BAD GIRLS (325)           50  38  9 56.8   3/ 2 BAD GIRLS (325)           4  5 1
 4/ 4 WAYFARERS (248)          779 838 18 48.2   4/ 4*SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328)   3  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 334): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 670): PURPLE PASSION of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 670): FOIN of F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 655): THOME of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 657): PLATE SHIFT of DISASTER (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 654): MRS. PEACOCK of GOTTA GET A CLUE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 654): BAKED FRATSFA of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 652): QUEEN of ANGRY BEES (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 615): HEARING AID of OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 612): FIREHYDRANT DEFILER of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 603): KEELBACK of SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 282): AREOPOLITE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 497): BUD BOLLARD of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 235): PANAMA OATS of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 555): PERFECT SNOTLING of SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 334): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 670): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 670): F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 655): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 657): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 654): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 654): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 652): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 615): OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 612): DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 603): SERPENT'S HOLD (KhisantH, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 282): WAH CHING (?, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 498): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 235): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 555): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 333): KERBIN NOTTS of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 669): ARTHUR DENT of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 670): FOIN of F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 654): KOLTER NEETHE of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
                  (turn 653): TOL VORAM of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
                              URBIN YATES of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 653): OVAELLA JUNE of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 650): MOPT of RANDOM (?, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 612): THE WAIT of THE PLAGUE (Reaper, mgr.)
                 (turn 611): MARLIN REEVE of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 281): DESPAIR of DRAGON GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 235): PANAMA OATS of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Busy, busy, busy, lots of things happening in AMEN-TEI this turn, and let's 
start with a look at some of the teams.  And let's see, HOONOES WARE fought 
SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER and gained 12 points and contributed to WAYFARERS' 3-2-0.  LILLY 
SCOOTER has lost to SLITHER, falling 4 points, while helping make WAYFARERS a 3-2-0 
turn.  The attempts to dethrone the Duelmaster have failed, and FLATULENCE remains 
AMEN-TEI's top warrior for another turn.  By the way, was that our Duelmaster that I 
saw last night, cramped under the table at The Warty Toad?   
     He who challenges well, fights well.  He who avoids without cause, shall lose 
for good reasons.  My mama told me that one.  BAD GIRLS has cause to stand tall, as 
they were AMEN-TEI's most avoided team.  A smart manager knows this is a team to 
beat.  And guess who avoided BAD GIRLS stable the most?  Believe it or not, it was 
TOO OLD.  Anyone surprised?   
     The Dark Arena is for those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace.  
Dignity in life or death is the warrior's creed.  We'd like to remind certain teams 
not to rob the graves of their enemies.  You know who you are; and it's considered 
rude.   
     I like this place, AMEN-TEI, the taverns have old wine, and young serving girls. 
Who could ask for more?  Well, I'm burning daylight here in AMEN-TEI and I've a long 
road ahead of me.  Happy Trails.  Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to paper-- 
Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FLATULENCE 2834              13   1  2   103       TOO OLD (327)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CANE 2833                    11   3  3    84       TOO OLD (327)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LUCY BORDEN 2850              4   1  1    56       BAD GIRLS (325)
 SLITHER 2852                  6   2  2    50       SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEMO DERBY 2863               2   0  0    22       WAYFARERS (248)
 LILLY SCOOTER 2849            5   4  0    20       WAYFARERS (248)
-VARICOSE VEIN 2859            1   0  0    20       TOO OLD (327)
 MISS PASSIN' 2860             2   1  0    18       WAYFARERS (248)
 HOONOES WARE 2862             1   1  0    13       WAYFARERS (248)
 LADY JANE 2857                3   2  1    12       BAD GIRLS (325)
 MEMORY? 2864                  1   0  0    12       TOO OLD (327)
 SARAH PALIN 2861              1   0  0    10       BAD GIRLS (325)
 LONESOME DOVE 2866            0   1  0     1       WAYFARERS (248)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CHELSEA 2841            5  4 0 BAD GIRLS 325        HIGH ELF              499  NONE
MEDICARE 2845           5  2 0 TOO OLD 327          LUCY BORDEN 2850      498   
PRUNES FOR BKFST 2844   3  4 1 TOO OLD 327          SLITHER 2852          495  NOT REVENGED
BUD BOLLARD 2839        6  6 0 WAYFARERS 248        FLATULENCE 2834       498   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Flatulence -- Nuts and berries?  I didn't get any nuts and berries!  If those are a
duelmaster's perks, they're OWING to me.  I want them! -- Ghost of Bud Bollard
P.S.  The arena might have been "more crowded than usual" at the beginning of the
fight, but once you cut loose, it emptied fast.

We salute the tourney participants. -- Jorja and the Wayfarers

The Fratsfa Noble is a wimp.  He doesn't know what to do with a REAL woman. -- Lilly
Scooter

Friendliness in a public employee is good, in principle, but there should be limits.
-- Miss Passin'

Yeah, well, you didn't have to ANNOY him, did you. -- Hoonoes Ware

The Polite Beggar wasn't fast enough to get across in front of me.  Ha! -- Demo Derby

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CHELSEA was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
FLATULENCE bested NOBLE ASSASSIN in a exciting 1 minute Title duel.
CANE overcame KUNG-FU MASTER in a popular 1 minute match.
SLITHER vanquished LILLY SCOOTER in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
HOONOES WARE overpowered SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
LADY JANE was unbelievably bested by MEMORY? in a popular 5 minute beginner's brawl.
MISS PASSIN' devastated SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
DEMO DERBY handily defeated FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SARAH PALIN vanquished LONESOME DOVE in a 1 minute uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         SLASHING ATTACK    8 -   1 -  1      89  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         STRIKING ATTACK   14 -   5 -  1      74  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK    16 -   7 -  3      70  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         LUNGING ATTACK    10 -   6 -  1      63  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         WALL OF STEEL      7 -   5 -  1      58  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         AIMED BLOW        16 -  13 -  2      55  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         TOTAL PARRY        5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   2 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 499 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  BASHING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  FLATULENCE 2834            13   1  2  103 TOO OLD (327)
BASHING ATTACK   CANE 2833                  11   3  3   84 TOO OLD (327)
AIMED BLOW       SLITHER 2852                6   2  2   50 SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is FLATULENCE 2834.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was LADY JANE 2857.  The ten other most popular fighters were FLATULENCE 2834, CANE 
2833, CHELSEA 2841, SLITHER 2852, HOONOES WARE 2862, MEMORY? 2864, MISS PASSIN' 2860, 
DEMO DERBY 2863, SARAH PALIN 2861, and LILLY SCOOTER 2849.

The least popular fighter this week was LONESOME DOVE 2866.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were LILLY SCOOTER 2849, SARAH PALIN 2861, DEMO DERBY 2863, MISS 
PASSIN' 2860, MEMORY? 2864, HOONOES WARE 2862, SLITHER 2852, CHELSEA 2841, CANE 2833, 
and FLATULENCE 2834.