DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/17/2011    Duedate: 05/30/2011

AMEN-TEI ARENA

DM-63    TURN-500

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SLITHER
SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328)
(63-2852) [7-2-2,58]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

POSITION IS EMPTY              SLITHER
                               SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328)
                               (63-2852) [7-2-2,58]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

LADY JANE                      LADY JANE
BAD GIRLS (325)                BAD GIRLS (325)
(63-2857) [3-3-1,13]           (63-2857) [3-3-1,13]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WAYFARERS (248)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WAYFARERS (248)             40
2. SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328)      8      TOO OLD (327)
3. BAD GIRLS (325)              1      Unchartered Team
4. TOO OLD (327)                0
                                       SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2*SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328)    7   2  2 77.8   1/ 1 WAYFARERS (248)          11  4 0
 2/ 1 TOO OLD (327)             48  16  6 75.0   2/ 2 TOO OLD (327)             6  4 1
 3/ 3 BAD GIRLS (325)           51  40  9 56.0   3/ 4*SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328)   3  0 0
 4/ 4 WAYFARERS (248)          784 838 18 48.3   4/ 3 BAD GIRLS (325)           3  6 1

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 335): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 671): PURPLE PASSION of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 671): CLOWN of HIGH SCHOOL PROM (JE, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 656): THOME of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 658): JELLO of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 655): WAIT of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 655): BAKED FRATSFA of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 653): JACK HAMMER of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajack, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 616): RHOMBA of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (613n 612): FIREHYDRANT DEFILER of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 604): KEELBACK of SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 282): AREOPOLITE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 499): FLATULENCE of OLDER BY FAR (?, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 236): GEROGE IGONO of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 556): GLITCH of SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisant, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 335): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 671): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 671): F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 656): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 658): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 655): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 655): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 653): ANGRY BEES (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 616): OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 613): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 604): SERPENT'S HOLD (KhisantH, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 282): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 499): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 236): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 556): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 671): CLOWN of HIGH SCHOOL PROM (JE, mgr.)
              (turn 670): FOIN of F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 654): KOLTER NEETHE of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 655): PASCELLA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 650): MOPT of RANDOM (?, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 612): THE WAIT of THE PLAGUE (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 281): DESPAIR of DRAGON GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 235): PANAMA OATS of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out AMEN-TEI to see 
what's new.  MVP award for LONESOME DOVE?  WAYFARERS' proud of him after beating 
TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE and getting 15 points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  SARAH 
PALIN's match with HOONOES WARE cost her a loss of 6 points!  What a putz!  
FLATULENCE fights so hard to be Duelmaster, then quits fighting and loses the title.  
No one said it was a genius...  Was that a tear I saw in SLITHER's eye, as it took 
over Duelmastership?  And wasn't AMBITIOUS GUARD fit to be tied!  Is the Duelmaster 
really being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  TOO OLD was 
AMEN-TEI's most avoided team.  Is there some award for that?  I don't know what BAD 
GIRLS' been doing.  They certainly haven't been accepting many fights from TOO OLD, 
that's fer sher.  Like, is MISS PASSIN' popular, or what?  She was challenged the 
most in all of AMEN-TEI!  She's got a 3-1-0, is that good?   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  What if they had a fight and nobody showed 
up?  I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it 
quits.  I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SLITHER 2852                  7   2  2    58       SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FLATULENCE 2834              13   1  2   103       TOO OLD (327)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CANE 2833                    11   3  3    84       TOO OLD (327)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LUCY BORDEN 2850              4   1  1    56       BAD GIRLS (325)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LILLY SCOOTER 2849            6   4  0    26       WAYFARERS (248)
 DEMO DERBY 2863               3   0  0    26       WAYFARERS (248)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MISS PASSIN' 2860             3   1  0    23       WAYFARERS (248)
 HOONOES WARE 2862             2   1  0    23       WAYFARERS (248)
-VARICOSE VEIN 2859            1   0  0    20       TOO OLD (327)
 LONESOME DOVE 2866            1   1  0    16       WAYFARERS (248)
 LADY JANE 2857                3   3  1    13       BAD GIRLS (325)
 MEMORY? 2864                  1   1  0    11       TOO OLD (327)
 BRITNEY 2867                  1   0  0     6       BAD GIRLS (325)
 SARAH PALIN 2861              1   1  0     4       BAD GIRLS (325)
 HOT FLASH 2865                0   1  0     1       TOO OLD (327)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
MEDICARE 2845           5  2 0 TOO OLD 327          LUCY BORDEN 2850      498   
BUD BOLLARD 2839        6  6 0 WAYFARERS 248        FLATULENCE 2834       498   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Slither -- Your serpentness made me feel almost like... Cleopatra.  I remembered just
in time--to prevent you killing me!--that she came to a bad end. -- Lilly Scooter

Standbys!  Gotta love 'em, the way they lose. -- Hoonoes Ware, Miss Passin', and Demo
Derby

Sarah Palin -- They say you're a bad girl, and I see that this is so. -- Lonesome
Dove

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

LADY JANE slimly lost to MISS PASSIN' in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge fight.
MEMORY? was subdued by DEMO DERBY in a 2 minute novice's Challenge melee.
SARAH PALIN was overpowered by HOONOES WARE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
SLITHER devastated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
LILLY SCOOTER demolished SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
LONESOME DOVE won victory over TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 2 minute amateur's fight.
HOT FLASH was beaten by BRITNEY in a popular 1 minute amateur's brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       3         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -   1 -  1      88  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         STRIKING ATTACK   13 -   4 -  1      76  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         WALL OF STEEL      7 -   4 -  1      64  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK    15 -   9 -  3      63  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         LUNGING ATTACK    10 -   6 -  0      63  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         AIMED BLOW        18 -  13 -  2      58  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         TOTAL PARRY        5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 500 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         3 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         3  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  BASHING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  LUNGING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       SLITHER 2852                7   2  2   58 SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LADY JANE 2857.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was LADY JANE 2857.  The ten other most popular fighters were MISS PASSIN' 2860, DEMO 
DERBY 2863, SLITHER 2852, BRITNEY 2867, HOONOES WARE 2862, LILLY SCOOTER 2849, 
LONESOME DOVE 2866, HOT FLASH 2865, MEMORY? 2864, and SARAH PALIN 2861.

The least popular fighter this week was SARAH PALIN 2861.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MEMORY? 2864, HOT FLASH 2865, LONESOME DOVE 2866, LILLY SCOOTER 
2849, HOONOES WARE 2862, BRITNEY 2867, SLITHER 2852, DEMO DERBY 2863, MISS PASSIN' 
2860, and LADY JANE 2857.