DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/31/2011    Duedate: 06/13/2011

AMEN-TEI ARENA

DM-63    TURN-501

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

FLATULENCE
TOO OLD (327)
(63-2834) [14-1-2,105]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

FLATULENCE                     ENDOWED
TOO OLD (327)                  B.B. DRAG QUEENS (326)
(63-2834) [14-1-2,105]         (63-2826) [0-3-0,11]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

FLATULENCE                     MISS PASSIN'
TOO OLD (327)                  WAYFARERS (248)
(63-2834) [14-1-2,105]         (63-2860) [4-1-0,26]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WAYFARERS (248)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. TOO OLD (327)               17
2. BAD GIRLS (325)             16      TOO OLD (327)
3. WAYFARERS (248)              9      Unchartered Team
4. B.B. DRAG QUEENS (326)       6
5. SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328)      4      B.B. DRAG QUEENS (326)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 TOO OLD (327)             51  16  6 76.1   1/ 1 WAYFARERS (248)          11  4 0
 2/ 1 SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328)    7   3  2 70.0   2/ 2 TOO OLD (327)             6  2 0
 3/ 3 BAD GIRLS (325)           52  42  9 55.3   3/ 4 BAD GIRLS (325)           3  6 0
 4/ 4 WAYFARERS (248)          787 840 18 48.4   4/ 3 SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328)   2  1 0
 5/ 0*B.B. DRAG QUEENS (326)     3   5  0 37.5   5/ 0*B.B. DRAG QUEENS (326)    0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 335): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 672): CANILIV KAT of FURRY FURY (Grimm, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 672): TWO BUCK CHUCK of NO-HALF STEPPING (?, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 657): THOME of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 659): JELLO of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 656): WAIT of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 656): SPUD LOOMIS of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 654): QUEEN of ANGRY BEES (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 617): RHOMBA of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (613n 614): FIREHYDRANT DEFILER of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 605): CORAL of SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 283): ONYX of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 500): SLITHER of SERPENTS HOLD III (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 236): GEROGE IGONO of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 557): GLITCH of SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisant, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 335): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 672): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 672): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 657): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 659): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 656): ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 656): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 654): ANGRY BEES (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 617): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 614): DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 605): BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 283): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 500): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 236): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 557): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 627): PURPLE PIG of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 671): CLOWN of HIGH SCHOOL PROM (JE, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 656): HEN OF DEATH of HENPCS (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 655): PASCELLA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 654): QUEEN of ANGRY BEES (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 235): PANAMA OATS of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, AMEN-TEI?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed 
to see LILLY SCOOTER win a fight and gain 20 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, VARICOSE 
VEIN beat HOONOES WARE and HOONOES WARE lost 11 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  
FLATULENCE challenged AMEN-TEI's Duelmaster for a shot at the throne.  And it's out 
with the old, in with the new, as FLATULENCE takes the Title and last week's bar tab 
from the old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  The Welcome Wench, humph!  I've tasted better 
ale at mortuaries.  Where do they get this stuff?  From AMEN-TEI's trash dumps?   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.  
WAYFARERS, I suppose you'll be glad to know you were this turn's most avoided team.  
Care to know who is the most afraid of you?  And who led the way in this mass act of 
cowardice?  Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It was BAD GIRLS.  Ha ha ha ha!  Ooh, I'm 
frightfully impressed, HOONOES WARE was this turn's most challenged warrior.  Watch 
that ego swell, sports fans.   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess 
what brave team is developing these kinds of weapons?   
     What does the AMEN-TEI arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Just wait 'till next time I show 
up here, I won't be so nice!  So nyaaah!  I see the crowds are getting restless, I 
must leave now-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FLATULENCE 2834              14   1  2   105       TOO OLD (327)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CANE 2833                    11   3  3    84       TOO OLD (327)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SLITHER 2852                  7   3  2    62       SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LUCY BORDEN 2850              4   1  1    56       BAD GIRLS (325)
 LILLY SCOOTER 2849            7   4  0    46       WAYFARERS (248)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VARICOSE VEIN 2859            2   0  0    33       TOO OLD (327)
 DEMO DERBY 2863               4   0  0    32       WAYFARERS (248)
 MISS PASSIN' 2860             4   1  0    26       WAYFARERS (248)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LOOKER 2828                   2   0  0    18       B.B. DRAG QUEENS (326)
 BRITNEY 2867                  2   0  0    17       BAD GIRLS (325)
 LADY JANE 2857                3   4  1    14       BAD GIRLS (325)
 MEMORY? 2864                  2   1  0    13       TOO OLD (327)
 HOONOES WARE 2862             2   2  0    12       WAYFARERS (248)
 ENDOWED 2826                  0   3  0    11       B.B. DRAG QUEENS (326)
 LONESOME DOVE 2866            1   2  0     7       WAYFARERS (248)
 HOT 2824                      1   2  0     5       B.B. DRAG QUEENS (326)
-HOT FLASH 2865                0   1  0     1       TOO OLD (327)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SARAH PALIN 2861        1  2 0 BAD GIRLS 325        HIGH ELF              501  NONE
MEDICARE 2845           5  2 0 TOO OLD 327          LUCY BORDEN 2850      498   
BUD BOLLARD 2839        6  6 0 WAYFARERS 248        FLATULENCE 2834       498   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Good gods, did we just go five-and-oh?  Quick, everyone to the storm cellars, the
world is coming to an end! -- the Wayfarers

Lady Jane -- You may be slim, but I was slimmer, and lissome as well. -- Miss Passin'

Memory? -- Did you forget something?  Such as... a weapon? -- Demo Derby

Sarah Palin -- Not enough substance to you. -- Hoonoes Ware

The trouble with the Shiftyeyed Volunteer, from his viewpoint, anyway, is that he
doesn't keep his eye on his opponent's blade.  Always looking around at the scenery.
Those of his opponents who happen to have genuine female figure, such as me, can
exploit that.  Which is what this is all about, right, using the weapons one has? --
Lilly Scooter

I wouldn't trust that Trustworthy Scribe if you paid me to. -- Lonesome Dove
P.S.  Unless you paid me a lot more than a gladiator usually makes, and even then I'd
keep a sharp watch on him.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SARAH PALIN was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
FLATULENCE vanquished SLITHER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge Title battle.
LADY JANE was savagely defeated by MISS PASSIN' in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
VARICOSE VEIN devastated HOONOES WARE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
BRITNEY defeated LONESOME DOVE in a 2 minute amateur's Challenge match.
LILLY SCOOTER devastated THE HONEST MERCHANT in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
DEMO DERBY devastated ENDOWED in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
HOT was outlasted by MEMORY? in a crowd boring 13 minute beginner's melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       3         SLASHING ATTACK    8 -   0 -  1     100  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -   5 -  1      69  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         LUNGING ATTACK    11 -   5 -  0      69  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         TOTAL PARRY        6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         WALL OF STEEL      7 -   5 -  1      58  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         BASHING ATTACK    15 -  11 -  2      58  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         AIMED BLOW        18 -  14 -  2      56  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   2 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 501 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  2         4  BASHING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         2  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  FLATULENCE 2834            14   1  2  105 TOO OLD (327)
AIMED BLOW       SLITHER 2852                7   3  2   62 SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is FLATULENCE 2834.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was MISS PASSIN' 2860.  The ten other most popular fighters were BRITNEY 2867, DEMO 
DERBY 2863, FLATULENCE 2834, VARICOSE VEIN 2859, LILLY SCOOTER 2849, LADY JANE 2857, 
ENDOWED 2826, SARAH PALIN 2861, SLITHER 2852, and HOONOES WARE 2862.

The least popular fighter this week was MEMORY? 2864.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were HOT 2824, LONESOME DOVE 2866, HOONOES WARE 2862, SLITHER 2852, SARAH 
PALIN 2861, ENDOWED 2826, LADY JANE 2857, LILLY SCOOTER 2849, VARICOSE VEIN 2859, and 
FLATULENCE 2834.