DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/14/2011    Duedate: 06/27/2011

AMEN-TEI ARENA

DM-63    TURN-502

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SLITHER
SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328)
(63-2852) [8-3-2,71]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SLITHER                        ENDOWED
SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328)        B.B. DRAG QUEENS (326)
(63-2852) [8-3-2,71]           (63-2826) [0-4-0,12]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SLITHER                        LONESOME DOVE
SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328)        WAYFARERS (248)
(63-2852) [8-3-2,71]           (63-2866) [2-2-0,11]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WAYFARERS (248)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BAD GIRLS (325)             20
2. TOO OLD (327)               15      TOO OLD (327)
3. SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328)      9      Unchartered Team
4. B.B. DRAG QUEENS (326)       2
5. WAYFARERS (248)             -9      B.B. DRAG QUEENS (326)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 TOO OLD (327)             53  17  6 75.7   1/ 1 WAYFARERS (248)          10  5 0
 2/ 2 SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328)    8   3  2 72.7   2/ 2 TOO OLD (327)             5  3 0
 3/ 3 BAD GIRLS (325)           53  44  9 54.6   3/ 3 BAD GIRLS (325)           3  6 0
 4/ 4 WAYFARERS (248)          789 843 18 48.3   4/ 4 SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328)   2  1 0
 5/ 5*B.B. DRAG QUEENS (326)     3   7  0 30.0   5/ 5*B.B. DRAG QUEENS (326)    0  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 336): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 673): GOLDEN TONGUE of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 673): HOCK of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 658): THOME of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 660): JELLO of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 657): WAIT of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 657): SPUD LOOMIS of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 655): NOTABUTTERFLY of ANGRY BEES (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 618): RHOMBA of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 615): WROLLING THUNDER of THE STORM FRONT (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 606): YVONNE of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 283): ONYX of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 501): FLATULENCE of TOO OLD (The Old Man, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 237): GEROGE IGONO of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 558): GLITCH of SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisant, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 336): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 673): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 673): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 658): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 660): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 657): ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 657): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 655): ANGRY BEES (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 618): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 615): THE PLAGUE (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 606): BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 283): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 501): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 237): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 558): SERPENTINE INC. (Floyd, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 336): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 673): GOLDEN TONGUE of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
                               IRVIN FLETE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
                   (turn 672): PURPLE PIG of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 658): THOME of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 654): QUEEN of ANGRY BEES (Sherlock, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Much has changed in AMEN-TEI since last I was here.  Never fear, Olaf Modeen 
adapts to many situations, as do all successful fighters.  What's with BRITNEY?  She 
actually beat WAYFARERS' MISS PASSIN', and walked away with 13 more points from the 
fight.  Laughs were big at BAD GIRLS while they watched BRITNEY clobber MISS PASSIN'. 
She lost 9 points and got bruised from objects thrown from the stands.  Har har har!  
Did FLATULENCE wimp out, or just get lazy?  Anyway, it's not Duelmaster anymore.  I'm 
sure AMEN-TEI is excited about SLITHER, the new Duelmaster from SERPENTS HOLD 113.  
(remember?)  But when you've seen as many as I have...  Wouldn't it be nice to have 
live subjects to practice on?  I hear some team is looking into the uses of convicted 
prisoners.   
     No matter the time or place, men will always duel.  AMEN-TEI thinks B.B. DRAG 
QUEENS and their 3-7-0 is too much!  If at first you don't succeed, give up...  
Management must be dealin', as the boys at TOO OLD ain't reelin'!  B.B. DRAG QUEENS' 
mad!  How well I know the feeling of being the most challenged warrior, BRITNEY!  
Don't make idle boasts, they may come back to haunt you.   
     A fighter's lot is filled with strife, revenge, and killing.  Some fighters 
don't accept this.  The best do.  Many a warrior has met his fate in a hungover 
stupor.  You young rapscallions, take note!   
     Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors.  Any plans here?  Are 
you as tired of reading this as I am of writing it?  Actually, I guess I'm writing it 
before you read it.  Oh, well.  I don't want to overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SLITHER 2852                  8   3  2    71       SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FLATULENCE 2834              14   1  2   105       TOO OLD (327)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CANE 2833                    11   3  3    84       TOO OLD (327)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LUCY BORDEN 2850              4   1  1    56       BAD GIRLS (325)
 VARICOSE VEIN 2859            3   0  0    45       TOO OLD (327)
 LILLY SCOOTER 2849            7   5  0    41       WAYFARERS (248)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BRITNEY 2867                  3   0  0    30       BAD GIRLS (325)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEMO DERBY 2863               4   1  0    23       WAYFARERS (248)
 HOONOES WARE 2862             3   2  0    22       WAYFARERS (248)
-LOOKER 2828                   2   0  0    18       B.B. DRAG QUEENS (326)
 MISS PASSIN' 2860             4   2  0    17       WAYFARERS (248)
 MEMORY? 2864                  3   1  0    15       TOO OLD (327)
 ENDOWED 2826                  0   4  0    12       B.B. DRAG QUEENS (326)
 LONESOME DOVE 2866            2   2  0    11       WAYFARERS (248)
 HOT 2824                      1   3  0     6       B.B. DRAG QUEENS (326)
 HOT FLASH 2865                0   2  0     2       TOO OLD (327)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
LADY JANE 2857          3  5 1 BAD GIRLS 325        WURM KIN              502  NONE
TONYA 2868              0  1 0 BAD GIRLS 325        STONE GOLEM           502  NONE
MEDICARE 2845           5  2 0 TOO OLD 327          LUCY BORDEN 2850      498  NONE
BUD BOLLARD 2839        6  6 0 WAYFARERS 248        FLATULENCE 2834       498  NOT REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Flatulence and Cane are "maxed" for The Face.  Otherwise I would keep running them
and trying to kill Slither.  Adding losses to a serpent is NOT enough!  See you in
Milwaukee to finish the task, Khisanth. -- The Old Man

I abdicate.  Who needs more DM Titles?  I want that adepts TC instead. -- Flatulence

Good.  Palin's dead.  Won't have to worry about that Pres run now. -- The Old Man

Hot -- Maybe you were, but not as much as me. -- Memory? (We did fight; right?)

Hoonoes Ware -- I do, fool! -- Varicose Vein

Sorry no personals today.  Too angry. -- Jorja and company

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

LADY JANE was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
TONYA was dispatched by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena battle.
BRITNEY overcame MISS PASSIN' in a 2 minute gory Challenge match.
HOT FLASH lost to LONESOME DOVE in a 3 minute amateur's Challenge brawl.
SLITHER overpowered LILLY SCOOTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
VARICOSE VEIN devastated DEMO DERBY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ENDOWED was devastated by HOONOES WARE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
HOT was outwaited by MEMORY? in a dull 15 minute beginner's fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       3         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -   0 -  1     100  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         LUNGING ATTACK    12 -   4 -  0      75  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         TOTAL PARRY        7 -   3 -  0      70  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         STRIKING ATTACK   10 -   5 -  1      67  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         AIMED BLOW        17 -  14 -  2      55  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK    14 -  13 -  2      52  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         WALL OF STEEL      6 -   7 -  1      46  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   4 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 502 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  2         3  BASHING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  3         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  2         1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       SLITHER 2852                8   3  2   71 SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328)
LUNGING ATTACK   VARICOSE VEIN 2859          3   0  0   45 TOO OLD (327)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SLITHER 2852.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was TONYA 2868.  The ten other most popular fighters were LONESOME DOVE 2866, BRITNEY 
2867, HOT FLASH 2865, SLITHER 2852, HOONOES WARE 2862, LILLY SCOOTER 2849, VARICOSE 
VEIN 2859, LADY JANE 2857, MISS PASSIN' 2860, and DEMO DERBY 2863.

The least popular fighter this week was MEMORY? 2864.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were HOT 2824, ENDOWED 2826, DEMO DERBY 2863, MISS PASSIN' 2860, LADY JANE 
2857, VARICOSE VEIN 2859, LILLY SCOOTER 2849, HOONOES WARE 2862, SLITHER 2852, and 
HOT FLASH 2865.