DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/28/2011    Duedate: 07/11/2011

AMEN-TEI ARENA

DM-63    TURN-503

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SLITHER
SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328)
(63-2852) [9-3-2,83]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SLITHER                        ENDOWED
SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328)        B.B. DRAG QUEENS (326)
(63-2852) [9-3-2,83]           (63-2826) [0-5-0,13]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SLITHER                        MISS PASSIN'
SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328)        WAYFARERS (248)
(63-2852) [9-3-2,83]           (63-2860) [5-2-0,22]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WAYFARERS (248)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WAYFARERS (248)             26
2. SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328)     12      SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328)
3. BAD GIRLS (325)             10      Unchartered Team
4. B.B. DRAG QUEENS (326)       6
5. TOO OLD (327)                0      B.B. DRAG QUEENS (326)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 TOO OLD (327)             53  17  6 75.7   1/ 1 WAYFARERS (248)           9  6 0
 2/ 2 SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328)    9   3  2 75.0   2- 2 TOO OLD (327)             5  1 0
 3/ 3 BAD GIRLS (325)           54  45  9 54.5   3/ 3 BAD GIRLS (325)           3  5 0
 4/ 4 WAYFARERS (248)          793 844 18 48.4   4/ 4 SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328)   2  1 0
 5/ 5*B.B. DRAG QUEENS (326)     4   8  0 33.3   5/ 5*B.B. DRAG QUEENS (326)    1  5 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 336): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 674): PURPLE PASSION of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 674): HOCK of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 659): FEDORA LINDE of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 661): JELLO of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 258): MONKEY DO of PRIMATES-R-US (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 658): SPUD LOOMIS of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 656): NOTABUTTERFLY of ANGRY BEES (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 619): HEARING AID of TOO OLD (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 616): FIREHYDRANT DEFILER of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 607): YVONNE of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 284): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 502): SLITHER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 237): GEROGE IGONO of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 559): CONNOR MACLEOD of SCARLET KNIGHTS II (Armalias, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 336): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 674): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 674): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 659): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 661): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 658): GOTTA GET A CLUE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 658): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 656): ANGRY BEES (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 619): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 616): DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 607): BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 284): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 502): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 237): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 559): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 336): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 673): GOLDEN TONGUE of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
                               IRVIN FLETE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 658): THOME of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 258): MONKEY DO of PRIMATES-R-US (Crip, mgr.)
                              MRS. PEACOCK of GOTTA GET A CLUE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 658): SPUD LOOMIS of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 656): JACK DANIELS of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajack, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings warriors!  It is I, Zontani Sharp Eyes, here to bring report of the 
clash and bustle of the weekly AMEN-TEI games.  KATHEY GRIFFIN caught the eye of many 
in the gladiatorial commission as she skillfully bested LONESOME DOVE and was awarded 
16 points in recognition.  In one of the week's more notable duels, LILLY SCOOTER put 
down BRITNEY, causing her to lose 6 points of recognition in the process.  Not for 
nothing has SLITHER in the past laid claim to the Duelmaster's throne, and this week 
it's proven its combat skill yet again.  No confirmation, but my sources claim that 
the top team has gained their position using magical aids.  Charmed weapons perhaps?  
     Many and various are the arts of battle.  In AMEN-TEI "art" is a word that has 
long since passed from the language!  I saw one fighter that warriors avoided when 
this week's challenge seeking began.  B.B. DRAG QUEENS is feared.  This much I can 
say.  Methinks more than a few here could name the guild it was that spent the better 
part of last week avoiding B.B. DRAG QUEENS.  Indeed it was BAD GIRLS.  Mighty 
fighters cannot but expect competition from those below.  LILLY SCOOTER take warning! 
You have more than a few enemies in AMEN-TEI.   
     What warrior does not hone his years, impatiently waiting for the moment of his 
foe's mortality?  Some say a warrior is judged by the way he bears arms.  One thing 
is sure, better a dagger in hand then a sword on the belt!   
     The girls are as pretty in AMEN-TEI as ever I remembered them....and the 
fighters as ugly!  Don't let your reputation slip!  Ahh, but I can hear the spires of 
a far off city calling to me.  I must away!  Till next we meet remember - the pen is 
mightier than the sword, but a maul is a different story!-- Zontani Sharp Eyes  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SLITHER 2852                  9   3  2    83       SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FLATULENCE 2834              14   1  2   105       TOO OLD (327)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CANE 2833                    11   3  3    84       TOO OLD (327)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LUCY BORDEN 2850              4   1  1    56       BAD GIRLS (325)
 LILLY SCOOTER 2849            8   5  0    50       WAYFARERS (248)
-VARICOSE VEIN 2859            3   0  0    45       TOO OLD (327)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEMO DERBY 2863               5   1  0    31       WAYFARERS (248)
 HOONOES WARE 2862             4   2  0    28       WAYFARERS (248)
 BRITNEY 2867                  3   1  0    24       BAD GIRLS (325)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MISS PASSIN' 2860             5   2  0    22       WAYFARERS (248)
-LOOKER 2828                   2   0  0    18       B.B. DRAG QUEENS (326)
 KATHEY GRIFFIN 2875           1   0  0    16       BAD GIRLS (325)
-MEMORY? 2864                  3   1  0    15       TOO OLD (327)
 ENDOWED 2826                  0   5  0    13       B.B. DRAG QUEENS (326)
 HOT 2824                      2   3  0    11       B.B. DRAG QUEENS (326)
 LONESOME DOVE 2866            2   3  0     9       WAYFARERS (248)
-HOT FLASH 2865                0   2  0     2       TOO OLD (327)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

The Too Old Team and The Old Man are resting out a couple of turns and taking some
well-needed naps.  They will see you after the Milwaukee Face, if they are awake and
still alive. -- The Too Old Publicist (who says that being too old is a good thing)

Memory? -- I wish I could have given you a fantastic memory, but I don't have the
stamina to last with you.  I'm Hot, but can't last with you.  You haven't forgotten
everything, for sure. -- Hot

Hoonoes Ware -- Where were you trying to poke that thing?!?  Good thing I blocked it
with my arm.  You're nasty. -- Endowed

Britney -- You may have 'things' to show off and toss around in front of the men, but
I have staying power. -- Miss Passin'

Hot Flash -- In this weather?  I hardly noticed. -- Lonesome Dove

Slither -- Oh, great, those Too Old guys left you for ME to deal with!  But I never
have felt comfortable around snakes, and when I'm not comfortable, I don't do my

best. -- Lilly Scooter
P.S.  Even golem snakes.
P.P.S.  Maybe even especially golem snakes.

Varicose Vein -- Oh, cheese, I thought that was the road map!  Sorry. -- Demo Derby

Endowed -- How can you tell? -- Hoonoes Ware, just ordinary

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BRITNEY was devastated by LILLY SCOOTER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SLITHER vanquished M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute uneven Title battle.
HOONOES WARE demolished FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
MISS PASSIN' viciously subdued ENDOWED in a popular 1 minute gory contest.
DEMO DERBY demolished POLITE BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
HOT won victory over FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 3 minute amateur's fight.
LONESOME DOVE was overpowered by KATHEY GRIFFIN in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       3         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -   0 -  1     100  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         LUNGING ATTACK    11 -   5 -  0      69  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         TOTAL PARRY        6 -   3 -  0      67  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         AIMED BLOW        19 -  11 -  1      63  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         STRIKING ATTACK    8 -   5 -  1      62  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         WALL OF STEEL      7 -   7 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         BASHING ATTACK    13 -  13 -  2      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   4 -  0      20  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 503 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         3 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         3  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       SLITHER 2852                9   3  2   83 SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SLITHER 2852.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was MISS PASSIN' 2860.  The ten other most popular fighters were DEMO DERBY 2863, 
LILLY SCOOTER 2849, SLITHER 2852, HOONOES WARE 2862, KATHEY GRIFFIN 2875, HOT 2824, 
BRITNEY 2867, ENDOWED 2826, LONESOME DOVE 2866, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was LONESOME DOVE 2866.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were ENDOWED 2826, BRITNEY 2867, HOT 2824, KATHEY GRIFFIN 2875, 
HOONOES WARE 2862, SLITHER 2852, LILLY SCOOTER 2849, DEMO DERBY 2863, MISS PASSIN' 
2860, and  0.