DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/26/2011    Duedate: 08/08/2011

AMEN-TEI ARENA

DM-63    TURN-505

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

FLATULENCE
TOO OLD (327)
(63-2834) [15-1-2,112]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

FLATULENCE                     POSITION IS EMPTY
TOO OLD (327)                  
(63-2834) [15-1-2,112]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

FLATULENCE                     KATHEY GRIFFIN
TOO OLD (327)                  BAD GIRLS (325)
(63-2834) [15-1-2,112]         (63-2875) [1-1-0,14]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WAYFARERS (248)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BAD GIRLS (325)             20
2. TOO OLD (327)               14      TOO OLD (327)
3. WAYFARERS (248)              8      Unchartered Team
4. SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328)      0
5. THE DARKSIDE (184)           0      UNCOMMON VALOR (131)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 TOO OLD (327)             55  18  6 75.3   1/ 1 WAYFARERS (248)          12  3 0
 2/ 1 SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328)   10   4  2 71.4   2/ 4 BAD GIRLS (325)           3  2 0
 3/ 3 BAD GIRLS (325)           56  46  9 54.9   3/ 3 TOO OLD (327)             2  1 0
 4- 4*THE DARKSIDE (184)         1   1  0 50.0   4/ 2 SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328)   2  1 0
 5/ 5 WAYFARERS (248)          801 846 18 48.6   5- 5*THE DARKSIDE (184)        1  0 0
 6- 6*B.B. DRAG QUEENS (326)     4  10  0 28.6   6- 6*B.B. DRAG QUEENS (326)    1  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 337): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Manniquin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 676): CHERRY CHICKEN of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 676): FANTASSIN of F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 663): FEDORA LINDE of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 663): JELLO of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 660): JUNGLE JIM of PRIMATES-R-US (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 660): JELLIA BOONE of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 658): MEMPHIS SLIM of DELTA BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 621): RHOMBA of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 618): ENGLISH BULLDOG of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 609): KATERINA COLLIN of BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 285): HOT STUFF of PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 504): SLITHER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 238): AFTERSHOCK of SLAMMA JAMMA (?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 561): CONNOR MACLEOD of SCARLET KNIGHTS II (Armalias, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 337): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 676): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 676): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 661): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 663): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 660): PRIMATES-R-US (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 660): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 658): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajack, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 621): OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 618): DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 609): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 285): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 504): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 238): SLAMMA JAMMA (?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 561): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 337): CONFESSION of CONSANGUINEOUS (Manniquin, mgr.)
               (turn 336): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 663): FEDORA LINDE of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 663): TENTACRUEL of WATER DECK (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 660): BAKED FRATSFA of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 658): STRIPE of RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
             (turn 657): JACK HAMMER of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajack, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 621): RHOMBA of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
                          HEARING AID of OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 617): FIREHYDRANT DEFILER of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 608): YVONNE of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     I can't believe the violence in AMEN-TEI!  I still haven't told Mom I'm writing 
Spyreports.  She'd have a cow!  Well, here we go...  MVP award for MISS PASSIN'?  
WAYFARERS' proud of her after beating HAPPY PEASANT and getting 13 points.  Talk 
about yer major upsets!  LILLY SCOOTER's match with LUCY BORDEN cost her a loss of 10 
points!  FLATULENCE thinks its 15-1-2 and studly character is good enough to face up 
to the Duelmaster.  Any bets?  Was that a tear I saw in FLATULENCE's eye, as it took 
over Duelmastership?  And wasn't SLITHER fit to be tied!  I hear the top team insists 
all their warriors get nine hours sleep.  They want photogenic fighters for PR 
photos.   
     Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?  The warriors of WAYFARERS must be 
getting lonely.  They were the most avoided team.  Do you guys know something that I 
don't?  I don't know what TOO OLD's been doing.  They certainly haven't been 
accepting many fights from WAYFARERS, that's fer sher.  Like, is LILLY SCOOTER 
popular, or what?  She was challenged the most in all of AMEN-TEI!  She's got a 
9-6-0, is that good?   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear from you? 
Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I gotta leave.  AMEN-TEI is like such a dump, and you guys smell too much!  I 
had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FLATULENCE 2834              15   1  2   112       TOO OLD (327)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SLITHER 2852                 10   4  2    90       SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LUCY BORDEN 2850              5   1  1    66       BAD GIRLS (325)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEMO DERBY 2863               7   1  0    50       WAYFARERS (248)
 LILLY SCOOTER 2849            9   6  0    47       WAYFARERS (248)
-VARICOSE VEIN 2859            3   0  0    45       TOO OLD (327)
 MISS PASSIN' 2860             7   2  0    44       WAYFARERS (248)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HOONOES WARE 2862             5   3  0    28       WAYFARERS (248)
 LONESOME DOVE 2866            4   3  0    25       WAYFARERS (248)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-RAGE 1339                     1   1  0    23       THE DARKSIDE (184)
 MEMORY? 2864                  4   1  0    21       TOO OLD (327)
-LOOKER 2828                   2   0  0    18       B.B. DRAG QUEENS (326)
 KATHEY GRIFFIN 2875           1   1  0    14       BAD GIRLS (325)
-ENDOWED 2826                  0   6  0    14       B.B. DRAG QUEENS (326)
 CLEOPATRA 2840                1   0  0    12       BAD GIRLS (325)
-HOT 2824                      2   4  0    10       B.B. DRAG QUEENS (326)
 HOT FLASH 2865                0   3  0     3       TOO OLD (327)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Visiting Orc?  Ha!  He can just go visit someone ELSE. -- Lilly Scooter

That Happy Pheasant didn't expect to get run down by a wild wagon.  Especially not
CHASED down by a wagon. -- Demo Derby
P.S.  You should see what I could do with a real chariot!

Hot -- I noticed.  But ice helps. -- Hoonoes Ware

That Scribe was NOT Trustworthy. -- Miss Passin'

Endowed -- Not convincingly. -- Lonesome Dove

13 July 11
                                   Announcing!

          The No-Tourney ADM arena will be opening for business on the
          first of August of this year!
     It will be ADM Arena #107, making use of that idle installation down at Lirin
Kiv.  If the managers involved in this arena wish to rename it, suggestions will be
entertained through the months of August and September.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FLATULENCE bested SLITHER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge Title fight.
LUCY BORDEN vanquished LILLY SCOOTER in a 2 minute uneven Challenge battle.
MEMORY? outlasted KATHEY GRIFFIN in a action packed 7 minute Challenge fight.
HOONOES WARE was devastated by RUTHLESS JAYWALKER in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
DEMO DERBY defeated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
MISS PASSIN' devastated HAPPY PEASANT in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
LONESOME DOVE bested TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute match.
HOT FLASH was devastated by CLEOPATRA in a 1 minute one-sided competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       3         SLASHING ATTACK    5 -   0 -  1     100  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         TOTAL PARRY        6 -   2 -  0      75  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         LUNGING ATTACK    12 -   5 -  0      71  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         AIMED BLOW        20 -  10 -  0      67  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         STRIKING ATTACK    6 -   4 -  1      60  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         BASHING ATTACK    12 -  11 -  1      52  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         WALL OF STEEL      7 -   8 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   6 -  0      14  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 505 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  3         3  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  FLATULENCE 2834            15   1  2  112 TOO OLD (327)
AIMED BLOW       SLITHER 2852               10   4  2   90 SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328)
STRIKING ATTACK  LUCY BORDEN 2850            5   1  1   66 BAD GIRLS (325)
BASHING ATTACK   DEMO DERBY 2863             7   1  0   50 WAYFARERS (248)
WALL OF STEEL    MISS PASSIN' 2860           7   2  0   44 WAYFARERS (248)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is FLATULENCE 2834.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was KATHEY GRIFFIN 2875.  The ten other most popular fighters were FLATULENCE 2834, 
LUCY BORDEN 2850, DEMO DERBY 2863, CLEOPATRA 2840, MISS PASSIN' 2860, LONESOME DOVE 
2866, SLITHER 2852, LILLY SCOOTER 2849, HOONOES WARE 2862, and HOT FLASH 2865.

The least popular fighter this week was MEMORY? 2864.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were HOT FLASH 2865, HOONOES WARE 2862, LILLY SCOOTER 2849, SLITHER 2852, 
LONESOME DOVE 2866, MISS PASSIN' 2860, CLEOPATRA 2840, DEMO DERBY 2863, LUCY BORDEN 
2850, and FLATULENCE 2834.

               FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY XLVII

PRIMUS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
WEIRD HEAD BOY 2216 (99-58-1)          2  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES 2    

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DERWEAR 2619 (21-19-0)                 1  3  0         UN                   

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
FLATULENCE 2834 (14-1-2)               8  3  1         TOO OLD              
CANE 2833 (11-3-3)                     3  3  0  DEAD   TOO OLD              

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
LUCY BORDEN 2850 (4-1-1)              10  3  1         BAD GIRLS            

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MEMORY? 2864 (3-1-0)                   4  3  0         TOO OLD              
BRITNEY 2867 (3-1-0)                   2  2  0  DEAD   BAD GIRLS            
RAGE 1339 (1-1-0)                      0  3  0         THE DARKSIDE         

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
TOKYO ROSE 2874 (0-0-0)                3  3  0         BAD GIRLS