DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/09/2011    Duedate: 08/22/2011

AMEN-TEI ARENA

DM-63    TURN-506

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

FLATULENCE
TOO OLD (327)
(63-2834) [16-1-2,117]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

FLATULENCE                     DREADNAUGHT
TOO OLD (327)                  DESTROYERS (317)
(63-2834) [16-1-2,117]         (63-2693) [3-3-0,45]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

FLATULENCE                     CLEOPATRA
TOO OLD (327)                  BAD GIRLS (325)
(63-2834) [16-1-2,117]         (63-2840) [1-1-0,13]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WAYFARERS (248)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. TOO OLD (327)               46
2. BAD GIRLS (325)             37      TOO OLD (327)
3. THE DARKSIDE (184)           0      Unchartered Team
4. B.B. DRAG QUEENS (326)       0
5. DESTROYERS (317)            -5      DESTROYERS (317)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 TOO OLD (327)             59  18  6 76.6   1/ 1 WAYFARERS (248)          10  5 0
 2/ 2 SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328)   10   5  2 66.7   2/ 3 TOO OLD (327)             6  1 0
 3/ 3 BAD GIRLS (325)           58  47  9 55.2   3/ 2 BAD GIRLS (325)           4  2 0
 4/ 0*DESTROYERS (317)           3   3  0 50.0   4- 5*THE DARKSIDE (184)        1  0 0
 5- 4*THE DARKSIDE (184)         1   1  0 50.0   5/ 4 SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328)   1  2 0
 6/ 5 WAYFARERS (248)          803 849 18 48.6   6- 6*B.B. DRAG QUEENS (326)    0  2 0
 7- 6*B.B. DRAG QUEENS (326)     4  10  0 28.6   7/ 0*DESTROYERS (317)          0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 338): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Manniquin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 677): HARLINE FLETE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 677): HOCK of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 662): CHICKEN GUARD of HENPCS (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 664): PLATE SHIFT of DISASTER (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 661): JUNGLE JIM of PRIMATES-R-US (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 661): GAMBIT of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 659): MEMPHIS SLIM of DELTA BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 622): CORMEK DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 619): ENGLISH BULLDOG of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 610): MILDRED LEONA of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 285): HOT STUFF of PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 505): FLATULENCE of TOO OLD (The Old Man, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 239): GEROGE IGONO of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 562): CONNOR MACLEOD of SCARLET KNIGHTS II (Armalias, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 338): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 677): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 677): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 662): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 664): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 661): PRIMATES-R-US (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 661): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 659): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 622): OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 619): DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 610): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 285): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 505): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 239): SLAMMA JAMMA (Crip?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 562): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 337): CONFESSION of CONSANGUINEOUS (Manniquin, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 663): FEDORA LINDE of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 664): JELLO of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
                            MORIT KOBUN of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
                (turn 663): TENTACRUEL of WATER DECK (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 661): GAMBIT of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
               (turn 660): BAKED FRATSFA of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 658): STRIPE of RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 621): RHOMBA of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
                          HEARING AID of OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 610): ANCHORMAN of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Hail AMEN-TEI!  Warriors of the arena, prepare to be praised and blamed for your 
deeds.  And let's see, VARICOSE VEIN fought LILLY SCOOTER and gained 13 points and 
contributed to TOO OLD's 4-0-0.  LILLY SCOOTER has lost to VARICOSE VEIN, falling 10 
points, while helping make WAYFARERS a 2-3-0 turn.  Defending its title for another 
turn, FLATULENCE kept AMEN-TEI's warrior, VIRGINAL CONCUBINE, from claiming the 
throne.  By the way, was that our Duelmaster that I saw last night, cramped under the 
table at The Dripping Blade?   
     The crowd's roar, the smell of iron and leather, mixed with sweat, what more 
could a warrior ask of life?  Well, besides that.  BAD GIRLS has cause to stand tall, 
as they were AMEN-TEI's most avoided team.  A smart manager knows this is a team to 
beat.  And guess who avoided BAD GIRLS stable the most?  Believe it or not, it was 
TOO OLD.  Anyone surprised?  Well, sports fans, take notice that HOONOES WARE from 
WAYFARERS was AMEN-TEI's most challenged warrior this turn.  In a brave attempt, HOT 
FLASH from TOO OLD challenged up 25 points to fight HOONOES WARE from the WAYFARERS 
stable.  HOT FLASH perhaps got hers just desserts, seeing as she won victory over 
HOONOES WARE and ended up with 27 recognition points.   
     The Dark Arena is for those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace.  
Dignity in life or death is the warrior's creed.  We'd like to remind certain teams 
not to rob the graves of their enemies.  You know who you are; and it's considered 
rude.   
     Remember, blood on the purple robe does not change it from a purple robe.  Dare 
to fight bravely.  Well, I'm burning daylight here in AMEN-TEI and I've a long road 
ahead of me.  Happy Trails.  Until you see my quill in AMEN-TEI again, farewell-- 
Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FLATULENCE 2834              16   1  2   117       TOO OLD (327)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LUCY BORDEN 2850              6   1  1    90       BAD GIRLS (325)
 SLITHER 2852                 10   5  2    69       SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEMO DERBY 2863               8   1  0    60       WAYFARERS (248)
 VARICOSE VEIN 2859            4   0  0    58       TOO OLD (327)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MISS PASSIN' 2860             8   2  0    54       WAYFARERS (248)
 DREADNAUGHT 2693              3   3  0    45       DESTROYERS (317)
 LILLY SCOOTER 2849            9   7  0    37       WAYFARERS (248)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HOT FLASH 2865                1   3  0    27       TOO OLD (327)
 KATHEY GRIFFIN 2875           2   1  0    26       BAD GIRLS (325)
 MEMORY? 2864                  5   1  0    25       TOO OLD (327)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-RAGE 1339                     1   1  0    23       THE DARKSIDE (184)
 HOONOES WARE 2862             5   4  0    19       WAYFARERS (248)
-LOOKER 2828                   2   0  0    18       B.B. DRAG QUEENS (326)
 LONESOME DOVE 2866            4   4  0    16       WAYFARERS (248)
-ENDOWED 2826                  0   6  0    14       B.B. DRAG QUEENS (326)
 CLEOPATRA 2840                1   1  0    13       BAD GIRLS (325)
-HOT 2824                      2   4  0    10       B.B. DRAG QUEENS (326)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Watch out for that Lucy Borden, an Inits TV!  She's a killer! -- The Old Man

We salute the tourney participants, especially Lucy Borden, a Bad Girl through and
through (though her parents probably deserved it). -- Jorja and the Wayfarers

Lucy Borden -- It's that Tourney Victor cachet.  I can't match it. -- Lilly Scooter

I don't have a CLUE where that Ruthless Jaywalker came from.  He blindsided me. --
Hoonoes Ware

Ambition is not enough.  If that Guard wanted to succeed, he should have been in an
armored chariot, not that flimsy thing.  I smashed him flat. -- Demo Derby, and that
doesn't stand for "Demonstration"

The Happy Peasant will laugh out of the other side of his mouth tonight. -- Miss
Passin'

If that's what counts as "Trustworthy" among Scribes, I'd rather have a plate of
hash. -- Lonesome Dove

13 July 11
                                   Announcing!

          The No-Tourney ADM arena will be opening for business on the
          first of August of this year!
     It will be ADM Arena #107, making use of that idle installation down at Lirin
Kiv.  If the managers involved in this arena wish to rename it, suggestions will be
entertained through the months of August and September.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

LUCY BORDEN devastated SLITHER in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
VARICOSE VEIN demolished LILLY SCOOTER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
HOT FLASH overpowered HOONOES WARE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
KATHEY GRIFFIN bested LONESOME DOVE in a 1 minute gory Challenge fight.
FLATULENCE demolished VIRGINAL CONCUBINE in a 1 minute mismatched Title competition.
DEMO DERBY vanquished RUTHLESS JAYWALKER in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
DREADNAUGHT was beaten by MISS PASSIN' in a 2 minute brawl.
CLEOPATRA was overcome by MEMORY? in a action packed 5 minute fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         SLASHING ATTACK    5 -   0 -  1     100  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         TOTAL PARRY        6 -   2 -  0      75  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         LUNGING ATTACK    12 -   6 -  0      67  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         AIMED BLOW        18 -  12 -  0      60  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK    12 -  10 -  0      55  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         STRIKING ATTACK    7 -   6 -  1      54  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         WALL OF STEEL      8 -   7 -  0      53  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   6 -  0      25  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 506 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         2  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  3         2  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  FLATULENCE 2834            16   1  2  117 TOO OLD (327)
STRIKING ATTACK  LUCY BORDEN 2850            6   1  1   90 BAD GIRLS (325)
AIMED BLOW       SLITHER 2852               10   5  2   69 SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328)
BASHING ATTACK   DEMO DERBY 2863             8   1  0   60 WAYFARERS (248)
LUNGING ATTACK   VARICOSE VEIN 2859          4   0  0   58 TOO OLD (327)
WALL OF STEEL    MISS PASSIN' 2860           8   2  0   54 WAYFARERS (248)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is FLATULENCE 2834.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was CLEOPATRA 2840.  The ten other most popular fighters were LUCY BORDEN 2850, 
DREADNAUGHT 2693, MISS PASSIN' 2860, VARICOSE VEIN 2859, HOT FLASH 2865, KATHEY 
GRIFFIN 2875, FLATULENCE 2834, DEMO DERBY 2863, SLITHER 2852, and LILLY SCOOTER 2849.

The least popular fighter this week was MEMORY? 2864.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were LONESOME DOVE 2866, HOONOES WARE 2862, LILLY SCOOTER 2849, SLITHER 
2852, DEMO DERBY 2863, FLATULENCE 2834, KATHEY GRIFFIN 2875, HOT FLASH 2865, VARICOSE 
VEIN 2859, and MISS PASSIN' 2860.

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, census forms will be provided for warriors by request only, effective 
immediately.  Managers may register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by 
simply writing them on a separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  
For any questions, please contact the Gladiatorial Commission.